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Cy Tolliver

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Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« on: November 17, 2010, 12:34:53 AM »
I'm fucking depressed, last night my girlfriend almost dumped me because i thought it would be a silly/funny idea to hide a cardboard mask with her dad's face printed on it by my bed and slip it on, while we were having sex...

 :P
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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2010, 12:44:45 AM »
Damn that's good!!!

HAHAHAHA


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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2010, 12:47:51 AM »
hahahaha  ;D

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2010, 12:54:06 AM »

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2010, 01:50:48 AM »
hahaha im starting to like this guy ;D

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2010, 02:02:27 AM »
hey mARS was expecting zoomins of this chick's snatch you know.

Ron said no more interracial porn, bestiality or nudity or im gone...  :'(
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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2010, 02:09:16 AM »
yes the gay lobby is pressing hard on ron, we cant blame him.

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2010, 07:35:45 AM »

Why does she have a mask of her father's face?

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2010, 08:40:08 AM »
Why does she have a mask of her father's face?
take a wild guess :-X

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2010, 08:42:55 AM »
she wont recover.

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2010, 08:59:37 AM »
haha.

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2010, 09:12:21 AM »
I'm fucking depressed, last night my girlfriend almost dumped me because i thought it would be a silly/funny idea to hide a cardboard mask with her dad's face printed on it by my bed and slip it on, while we were having sex...

 :P


this is priceless ......

u have gained some respect now!

this seems like an original idea.......

what made u think of it or who told u about it or came up with the idea?



this is comedy gold for me and others and you also to laugh with ur buddies about it

but what in the name of sweet christ our saviour from nazereth were u thinking ?

did u think she would start laughing and think u were a funny guy ?

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2010, 09:15:38 AM »
Cy Tolliver certainly is an upcoming talent here.

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2010, 09:20:09 AM »
Cy Tolliver certainly is an upcoming talent here.
haha i wonder the girls thoughts when she sees her father from now on. haha priceless, as i said she wont recover for years to come.

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2010, 09:25:30 AM »
rape her with the mask on

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2010, 03:03:41 PM »
rape her with the mask on
But what if she enjoys it and starts saying fuck me daddy harderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2010, 03:07:13 PM »
But what if she enjoys it and starts saying fuck me daddy harderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Change it to a picture of her Grandfather?

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2010, 03:12:15 PM »
a lot of rape jokes lately

don't forget that women aren't the only ones getting raped   :D

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2010, 03:17:02 PM »
Turn on? :D
;D
Change it to a picture of her Grandfather?
And she starts moaning "oh pappy just like when you popped my cherry"  :-\

I think thats when the german shepard mask needs to come out  ;D

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2010, 11:44:47 PM »
a lot of rape jokes lately

don't forget that women aren't the only ones getting raped   :D
true. lots of guys are raped daily on gb.  :D

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2010, 01:14:06 AM »
this should be a sticky ffs LOL

this guy deserves a comedy medal!

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2010, 09:55:22 AM »
looks like getbig as we knew it is coming back

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2010, 01:45:09 PM »
I'm fucking depressed, last night my girlfriend almost dumped me because i thought it would be a silly/funny idea to hide a cardboard mask with her dad's face printed on it by my bed and slip it on, while we were having sex...

 :P
LOL< you are a dreamboat and ladies man.  :D

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2010, 02:33:14 PM »
yes the gay lobby is pressing hard on ron, we cant blame him.

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Re: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2010, 02:51:07 PM »
LOL< you are a dreamboat and ladies man.  :D

I learned it from you my cave dwelling friend!  ;D
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