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Title: Evan Centopani - Part II
Post by: Wiggs on November 29, 2010, 10:08:07 PM
http://mdtv.musculardevelopment.com/lifestyles/lifestyle/3618-day-in-the-life-with-evan-centopani-part-2-of-5.html


LOL @ Evan saying things not to do because they are creepy...
Title: Re: A Day in the life of a stalker...I mean Evan Centopani part 2
Post by: aman804 on November 30, 2010, 12:21:39 AM
"...but nothing creepy...." another personal favorite, "Maybe i'm going to sound like a dick, but when i see a post like that long (makes a hand gesture indicating roughly a paragraph), I'm going to be honest, I don't want to read it because I'm like 'fuck you're distracting me from all of the tweens that i cyber pray on'"... I personally am surprised he didn't give a big shout out to Miley Cyrus for recently turning 18. Seriously, what the fuck. This guy is eating, lifting weights, stalking girls that even I could rail, and playing with himself, all day, everyday, and he's bitching. Are you kidding me? I know i shouldn't be surprised, because a bodybuilder is a bodybuilder is a bodybuilder, all the while being unintentionally funny. He went to college, he must have some semblance of a brain, (unless all the mrs. dash and mercury from those sword fish corroded his mind)  doesn't he have to realize at some point what a chode he is?
Title: Re: A Day in the life of a stalker...I mean Evan Centopani part 2
Post by: Wiggs on November 30, 2010, 07:16:35 AM
bump
Title: Re: A Day in the life of a stalker...I mean Evan Centopani part 2
Post by: Ex Coelis on November 30, 2010, 09:33:19 AM
he's not a very convincing salesman
Title: Re: A Day in the life of a stalker...I mean Evan Centopani part 2
Post by: BayGBM on November 30, 2010, 09:42:57 AM
he's not a very convincing salesman

Tell him to take his shirt off.  For muscle schmoes sex sells.  ;)
Title: Re: A Day in the life of a stalker...I mean Evan Centopani part 2
Post by: Meso_z on November 30, 2010, 09:46:08 AM
Just Evan doing his usual stalking, nothing serious. ;D
Title: Re: A Day in the life of a stalker...I mean Evan Centopani part 2
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on November 30, 2010, 09:51:31 AM
Hahahaaha at that magazine cover at the beginning.
Title: Re: A Day in the life of a stalker...I mean Evan Centopani part 2
Post by: jaejonna on November 30, 2010, 10:14:28 AM
He seems like a normal broskie with muscles ...lol
Title: Re: A Day in the life of a stalker...I mean Evan Centopani part 2
Post by: _bruce_ on November 30, 2010, 10:19:42 AM
he's not a very convincing salesman

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: A Day in the life of a stalker...I mean Evan Centopani part 2
Post by: Nails on November 30, 2010, 11:07:56 AM
Evan is a cool dude, so he gave a whore some needed attention so what... skank was online asking for it.


What i do hate is the salesman act... like supplements have anything to do with his size  ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: A Day in the life of a stalker...I mean Evan Centopani part 2
Post by: Master Blaster on November 30, 2010, 11:19:56 AM
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/173600-1/Hulk_throws_bear.gif)
Title: Evan's hand
Post by: Schmoff on December 01, 2010, 09:31:02 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Evan's hand
Post by: Mr. Magoo on December 01, 2010, 09:31:25 AM
that does look weird
Title: Re: Evan's hand
Post by: nder98 on December 01, 2010, 09:46:05 AM
Yeah real weird, looks like a hand to me
Title: Re: Evan's hand
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on December 01, 2010, 09:52:35 AM
wow, i though i was bored in life


some people here REALLY have too much spare time.......to be taking screencaps of  fucking hands

it looks like  a hand of a muscular individual, with a big vein running though it
Title: Re: Evan's hand
Post by: Nails on December 01, 2010, 09:55:32 AM
Yup i see what your talking about, THUMB AND FINGERS, Awesome Schmoff thanks for pointing that out to us  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Evan's hand
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on December 01, 2010, 09:59:02 AM
He's animal dude.  ::)
Title: Re: Evan's hand
Post by: Mr. Magoo on December 01, 2010, 10:00:32 AM
He's animal dude.  ::)

Rich parents, free housing, free food, no job, no girlfriend, all day eating/resting/playing on the internet

I don't know if i can handle the life of an Animal or not...
Title: Re: Evan's hand
Post by: JasonH on December 01, 2010, 10:08:21 AM
Rich parents, free housing, free food, no job, no girlfriend, all day eating/resting/playing on the internet

I don't know if i can handle the life of an Animal or not...

Seriously - he lives for free and his parents don't mind?  :o
Title: Re: Evan's hand
Post by: Parker on December 01, 2010, 10:13:55 AM
Seriously - he lives for free and his parents don't mind?  :o
Today's parents don't mnd a lot...which is why many adult male children are emotional cripples.
Title: Re: Evan's hand
Post by: Nails on December 01, 2010, 10:21:31 AM
Seriously - he lives for free and his parents don't mind?  :o

From what i heard he recently bought his own house, is still doing some remodeling before moving in, Im assuming the pic on his laptop is his new house


(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/5546/screenshot20101201at101.png)
Title: Re: Evan's hand
Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on December 01, 2010, 10:23:18 AM
He's animal dude.  ::)

Hahaha  the other day, I had a hardcore animal  dude with the yellow attention whoring animal shirt, doing "barbell rows" (more like shrugging the way he was doing them) on the bench next to me while I'm repping out 315 on bench...Funny thing is, there were 3 squat racks open  ::)  ::)
Title: Re: Evan's hand
Post by: Parker on December 01, 2010, 10:23:44 AM
From what i heard he recently bought his own house, is still doing some remodeling before moving in, Im assuming the pic on his laptop is his new house


(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/5546/screenshot20101201at101.png)
Or the house he wants to buy, or the house of some girl he's stalking, or he is just browsing...we cannot assume anything...
Title: Re: Evan's hand
Post by: JasonH on December 01, 2010, 10:26:16 AM
Or the house he wants to buy, or the house of some girl he's stalking, or he is just browsing...we cannot assume anything...

lol  ;D
Title: Re: Evan's hand
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on December 01, 2010, 10:27:11 AM
Rich parents, free housing, free food, no job, no girlfriend, all day eating/resting/playing on the internet

I don't know if i can handle the life of an Animal or not...


haha, that is quite that savage lifestyle 
Title: Re: Evan's hand
Post by: Parker on December 01, 2010, 10:31:01 AM
lol  ;D
"She usually comes out around noon to check the mail. Around 1:30 pm to walk the dog....she gets back around 2:15pm. She then leaves to jog aroun 5:30 pm..."
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - Part II
Post by: Croatch on December 01, 2010, 10:32:41 AM
Why is it, everyone in an "Animal" shirt, is only an animal with lots of drug use?
To me a real ass kicker, is someone who crushes it on their own.  Take off that fucking silly Animal shirt now and show some respect. ;)

"I think vegetables are good for general health and well being."
That's my thing with these guys.  Health and well being?  Maybe consider quitting the drugs first, then talking to me about health Chief. ::)  Idiot.

That aside.  Crazy arm genetics.  Seems like an ok guy, but really...healthy?
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - Part II
Post by: Immortal_Technique on December 01, 2010, 11:06:07 AM
Does anyone else think he looks like an insanely massive juiced John Mayer?

(http://www.malextra.com/image-library/port/376/j/john-mayer-awi-5.jpg)(http://www.universalnutrition.com/athletes/images/ec01mini.jpg)
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - Part II
Post by: Parker on December 01, 2010, 11:10:02 AM
Does anyone else think he looks like an insanely massive juiced John Mayer?

(http://www.malextra.com/image-library/port/376/j/john-mayer-awi-5.jpg)(http://www.universalnutrition.com/athletes/images/ec01mini.jpg)
Yep
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - Part II
Post by: The.Giant on December 01, 2010, 03:13:19 PM
Why is it, everyone in an "Animal" shirt, is only an animal with lots of drug use?
To me a real ass kicker, is someone who crushes it on their own.  Take off that fucking silly Animal shirt now and show some respect. ;)

"I think vegetables are good for general health and well being."
That's my thing with these guys.  Health and well being?  Maybe consider quitting the drugs first, then talking to me about health Chief. ::)  Idiot.

That aside.  Crazy arm genetics.  Seems like an ok guy, but really...healthy?

we get it, you don't take steroids anymore. shut up.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - Part II
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 01, 2010, 03:15:12 PM
we get it, you don't take steroids anymore. shut up.

Thank you!! I don't think he still gets it, no one cares, no one pays attention to his delusional dribble, the only reason we respond is because we're annoyed that he keeps posting.