"...but nothing creepy...." another personal favorite, "Maybe i'm going to sound like a dick, but when i see a post like that long (makes a hand gesture indicating roughly a paragraph), I'm going to be honest, I don't want to read it because I'm like 'fuck you're distracting me from all of the tweens that i cyber pray on'"... I personally am surprised he didn't give a big shout out to Miley Cyrus for recently turning 18. Seriously, what the fuck. This guy is eating, lifting weights, stalking girls that even I could rail, and playing with himself, all day, everyday, and he's bitching. Are you kidding me? I know i shouldn't be surprised, because a bodybuilder is a bodybuilder is a bodybuilder, all the while being unintentionally funny. He went to college, he must have some semblance of a brain, (unless all the mrs. dash and mercury from those sword fish corroded his mind) doesn't he have to realize at some point what a chode he is?