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Title: A Tribute to Garage KarVac (Aka Greg Kovacs)
Post by: Alex23 on December 03, 2010, 12:55:58 AM
At his biggest, Kovacs literally couldn't wipe his own ass, this is no joke; at home his wife would "do it" for him but on the road Gregg had to rely on more "complex" mechanisms to clean his corn hole after his b-hourly shit storm.

So hotels were kind enough to provide plenty of fresh cotton hand towel to Mr K...  do the math...

So a well renowned top superstar of the 90's walks into Kovacs hotel room, heads for the bathroom just to see kovacs jump up and scream "don't go in there.." just a little too late.. the door swings open.. the browned towels laying on the floor, bathub, sink, a diaper smell slowly fills the room.....

bodybuilding = serious shitness ;D
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Meso_z on December 03, 2010, 01:11:14 AM
At his biggest, Kovacs literally couldn't wipe his own ass, this is no joke; at home his wife would "do it" for him but on the road Gregg had to rely on more "complex" mechanisms to clean his corn hole after his b-hourly shit storm.

So hotels were kind enough to provide plenty of fresh cotton hand towel to Mr K...  do the math...

So a well renowned top superstar of the 90's walks into Kovacs hotel room, heads for the bathroom just to see kovacs jump up and scream "don't go in there.." just a little too late.. the door swings open.. the browned towels laying on the floor, bathub, sink, a diaper smell slowly fills the room.....

bodybuilding = serious shitness ;D
lol..
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: GWAR on December 03, 2010, 01:13:55 AM
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: bodyofsteel on December 03, 2010, 01:14:18 AM
Right now, someone somewhere is jerking off to that post. :o
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Alex23 on December 03, 2010, 01:15:09 AM
There's more..

Kovacs at one point was using those 20cc plungers.. simply swap the standard 18g that comes with it for a 21-21.5.. then would literally load 7-8cc in one injection.....

Epic oil loading.
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: wes on December 03, 2010, 01:18:20 AM
This months thread of shit !! ;D
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Fallsview on December 03, 2010, 01:18:55 AM
There's more..

Kovacs at one point was using those 20cc plungers.. simply swap the standard 18g that comes with it for a 21-21.5.. then would literally load 7-8cc in one injection.....

Epic oil loading.

Then there was the heartattack rumor floating around Niagara Falls Canada.  Don't know how true that was but it circulated.
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Fallsview on December 03, 2010, 01:20:04 AM
I have to be at work in four hours and I'm reading about shit.  ?
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: BayGBM on December 03, 2010, 04:07:48 AM
Right now, someone somewhere is jerking off to that post. :o

Please god!  Nooooooooo!  :'(
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Parker on December 03, 2010, 04:27:08 AM
At his biggest, Kovacs literally couldn't wipe his own ass, this is no joke; at home his wife would "do it" for him but on the road Gregg had to rely on more "complex" mechanisms to clean his corn hole after his b-hourly shit storm.

So hotels were kind enough to provide plenty of fresh cotton hand towel to Mr K...  do the math...

So a well renowned top superstar of the 90's walks into Kovacs hotel room, heads for the bathroom just to see kovacs jump up and scream "don't go in there.." just a little too late.. the door swings open.. the browned towels laying on the floor, bathub, sink, a diaper smell slowly fills the room.....

bodybuilding = serious shitness ;D

I thought this was from one of competitions from the early 2000's? That's when this whole "wiping with towels" came from. And there were pics of him (shiver), yet he seemed to have ample use of his arms and his lats were not that big.
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: suckmymuscle on December 03, 2010, 05:33:35 AM
  This seems like a follow-up to my "Greg Kovacs Used A Quarter Metric Tons Of Toilet Tissue A Month". I will bump it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Howard on December 03, 2010, 05:36:06 AM
At his biggest, Kovacs literally couldn't wipe his own ass, this is no joke; at home his wife would "do it" for him but on the road Gregg had to rely on more "complex" mechanisms to clean his corn hole after his b-hourly shit storm.

So hotels were kind enough to provide plenty of fresh cotton hand towel to Mr K...  do the math...

So a well renowned top superstar of the 90's walks into Kovacs hotel room, heads for the bathroom just to see kovacs jump up and scream "don't go in there.." just a little too late.. the door swings open.. the browned towels laying on the floor, bathub, sink, a diaper smell slowly fills the room.....

bodybuilding = serious shitness ;D

This was a pretty shitty post
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Marty Champions on December 03, 2010, 05:52:34 AM
timmay westcocks personally applied kovacks jock and glute tan something of legend
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on December 03, 2010, 06:11:58 AM
if this did happen (which it probably did not) they probably saw a pile of towels used to remove PROTAN (which comes off brown)


stupid rumor, he was big..............but not so big he couldnt reach his asshole., he had long arms...........

those morbidly obese people who suffer from this  cant reach cause their guy and ass and arms get so fat...............but bodybuilders dont have that problem cause their waists and asses stay relatively small


he didnt even have that big of a back, it was one of his weaker parts


who knows how rumors like this start,,,,,,bodybuilders are worse then old jewish housevives with their gossip


what PROBABLY happened is Greg was using a bunch of white hotel towels to remove PROTAN after a competition or posing or somethign..........and someone in his room caught a glimpse of all the dirty brown/bronze towels as they passed thie bathroom and thought is was actually shit on the towels


either that or there is no basis for this at all and it just somethign some jackass on the internet made up (which happens constantly on these kind of message boards)
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Playboy on December 03, 2010, 06:31:33 AM
Anyone that can't wipe their own ass is a fat slob. Plain & simple.
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: meathead23 on December 03, 2010, 06:48:56 AM
It was nasser that started this rumor in his interview with Robson.. Spoke alot of shit bout Milos as well.
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Lundgren on December 03, 2010, 07:11:44 AM
if this did happen (which it probably did not) they probably saw a pile of towels used to remove PROTAN (which comes off brown)

those morbidly obese people who suffer from this  cant reach cause their guy and ass and arms get so fat...............but bodybuilders dont have that problem cause their waists and asses stay relatively small

who knows how rumors like this start,,,,,,bodybuilders are worse then old jewish housevives with their gossip

what PROBABLY happened is Greg was using a bunch of white hotel towels to remove PROTAN after a competition or posing or somethign..........and someone in his room caught a glimpse of all the dirty brown/bronze towels as they passed thie bathroom and thought is was actually shit on the towels

There a key to this Adonis is a jew and loves to make shit up. This is horrible logic, the guy must shit 6 times a day, with that kind of shattage, no women would ever stay with him.
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Alexander D on December 03, 2010, 07:21:49 AM
I seriously doubt there is any bodybuilder out there who can't wipe their own ass
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Parker on December 03, 2010, 07:27:01 AM
I see this is being disproving far more than UFO's...

Simply put, if you have watched video of Kovacs or have seen pics, he doesn't look too big that he can't wipe his own ass...otherwise, he would have not gotten into bbing, that would have  been a big deterrerant. And furthermore, if somebody was wiping their asses with Towels, where the fuck would you store them for housekeeping, or I guess one would throw them all out...
And then ask for more towels, which probably would cost him...
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: slacker on December 03, 2010, 07:29:25 AM
heres the slob
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: slacker on December 03, 2010, 07:31:05 AM
 8)
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on December 03, 2010, 07:32:22 AM
if this did happen (which it probably did not) they probably saw a pile of towels used to remove PROTAN (which comes off brown)


stupid rumor, he was big..............but not so big he couldnt reach his asshole., he had long arms...........

those morbidly obese people who suffer from this  cant reach cause their guy and ass and arms get so fat...............but bodybuilders dont have that problem cause their waists and asses stay relatively small


he didnt even have that big of a back, it was one of his weaker parts


who knows how rumors like this start,,,,,,bodybuilders are worse then old jewish housevives with their gossip


what PROBABLY happened is Greg was using a bunch of white hotel towels to remove PROTAN after a competition or posing or somethign..........and someone in his room caught a glimpse of all the dirty brown/bronze towels as they passed thie bathroom and thought is was actually shit on the towels


either that or there is no basis for this at all and it just somethign some jackass on the internet made up (which happens constantly on these kind of message boards)
finally someone with a brain in this thread
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: slacker on December 03, 2010, 07:33:34 AM
 :-X
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: no one on December 03, 2010, 07:34:41 AM
if this did happen (which it probably did not) they probably saw a pile of towels used to remove PROTAN (which comes off brown)


stupid rumor, he was big..............but not so big he couldnt reach his asshole., he had long arms...........

those morbidly obese people who suffer from this  cant reach cause their guy and ass and arms get so fat...............but bodybuilders dont have that problem cause their waists and asses stay relatively small


he didnt even have that big of a back, it was one of his weaker parts


who knows how rumors like this start,,,,,,bodybuilders are worse then old jewish housevives with their gossip


what PROBABLY happened is Greg was using a bunch of white hotel towels to remove PROTAN after a competition or posing or somethign..........and someone in his room caught a glimpse of all the dirty brown/bronze towels as they passed thie bathroom and thought is was actually shit on the towels


either that or there is no basis for this at all and it just somethign some jackass on the internet made up (which happens constantly on these kind of message boards)

this post contains far too much common sense to be from anyone who regularly posts on getbig.

Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: slacker on December 03, 2010, 07:37:46 AM
 8)
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: slacker on December 03, 2010, 07:39:21 AM
this post contains far too much common sense to be from anyone who regularly posts on getbig.


x2  maybe its gregg
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: MAXX on December 03, 2010, 08:43:06 AM
he didnt even have that big of a back, it was one of his weaker parts

Wrong. Back was Greg Kovacs best bodypart.

Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Ex Coelis on December 03, 2010, 08:59:21 AM
...
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Figo on December 03, 2010, 10:28:19 AM
what did kovacs weigh off-season back then?
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Lundgren on December 03, 2010, 10:32:28 AM
Wrong. Back was Greg Kovacs best bodypart.


He would of made a bad ass marv in sin city, got the perfect look for it.
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: slacker on December 03, 2010, 10:34:56 AM
He would of made a bad ass marv in sin city, got the perfect look for it.
he was over 400 at one time
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: wes on December 03, 2010, 10:43:01 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=358127.0;attach=393281;image)

(http://www.mascotcartoon.com/images/toucan_sam.jpg)
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Figo on December 03, 2010, 10:52:49 AM
shouldve gone into wsm, didnt have the right "look" for bbing

he was very strong, and was very big and tall, might have been a good strongman,
although if sponsored by mtech may have hurt him 23.6653% in placing in a met-rx sponsored event...
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: BIG_STI on December 03, 2010, 11:08:51 AM
this was all BS that Nasser put in one of his interviews on bodybuilding.com, all lies
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Playboy on December 03, 2010, 11:12:40 AM
Either way, Kovacs is a lying pc of shit who never had what it took to be a competitive bbdr and lied through his teeth about his strength claims along with Muscletech. 
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Meso_z on December 03, 2010, 11:22:42 AM
Wrong. Back was Greg Kovacs best bodypart.


Looks great there....actually the whole lineup looks great.
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: dodger on December 03, 2010, 11:28:22 AM
At his biggest, Kovacs literally couldn't wipe his own ass, this is no joke; at home his wife would "do it" for him but on the road Gregg had to rely on more "complex" mechanisms to clean his corn hole after his b-hourly shit storm.

So hotels were kind enough to provide plenty of fresh cotton hand towel to Mr K...  do the math...

So a well renowned top superstar of the 90's walks into Kovacs hotel room, heads for the bathroom just to see kovacs jump up and scream "don't go in there.." just a little too late.. the door swings open.. the browned towels laying on the floor, bathub, sink, a diaper smell slowly fills the room.....

bodybuilding = serious shitness ;D

 ::) ::) ::) ::)same ol story,this is just an old rumour kid,i know greg very well,just a foolish fairy tale-get your facts straight before you believe internet garbage. ::) ::)god,the ignorance
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: slacker on December 03, 2010, 11:30:32 AM
::) ::) ::) ::)same ol story,this is just an old rumour kid,i know greg very well,just a foolish fairy tale-get your facts straight before you believe internet garbage. ::) ::)god,the ignorance
Gregg kovaccs is good shit
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Spike on December 03, 2010, 11:35:54 AM
Looks great there....actually the whole lineup looks great.

x2


wonder what show that was??
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Alexander D on December 03, 2010, 03:58:57 PM
if this did happen (which it probably did not) they probably saw a pile of towels used to remove PROTAN (which comes off brown)


stupid rumor, he was big..............but not so big he couldnt reach his asshole., he had long arms...........

those morbidly obese people who suffer from this  cant reach cause their guy and ass and arms get so fat...............but bodybuilders dont have that problem cause their waists and asses stay relatively small


he didnt even have that big of a back, it was one of his weaker parts


who knows how rumors like this start,,,,,,bodybuilders are worse then old jewish housevives with their gossip


what PROBABLY happened is Greg was using a bunch of white hotel towels to remove PROTAN after a competition or posing or somethign..........and someone in his room caught a glimpse of all the dirty brown/bronze towels as they passed thie bathroom and thought is was actually shit on the towels


either that or there is no basis for this at all and it just somethign some jackass on the internet made up (which happens constantly on these kind of message boards)

Amen.

Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Rami on December 03, 2010, 04:09:38 PM
bodybuilding is truly the most fucked up 'sport' ever, that's why we are here at getbig to appreciate such noble efforts
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on December 03, 2010, 04:19:15 PM
This months thread of shit !! ;D
It is early in the month, let's hope for many more.

The 12 DAYS OF SHITMAS.
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Nirvana on December 03, 2010, 04:52:50 PM
nasser gave that kovacs story in response to a question of how hard it is being that large.

he didn't talk about his personal problems in being that large (because if kovacs couldn't wipe his ass, nasser probably couldn't either) he instead said "let me give you an example" implying that he had the same problems but didn't want to be straight up about it, instead he used kovacs case.

I've read somewhere about how nasser used to call kovacs wife "crap-crap" because she had to wipe boths asses. (don't know if that one's true)

I read in flex how kovacs and nasser had to tie each others shoes.
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on December 03, 2010, 04:58:50 PM
Quote from: Nirvana link=topic=358127.msg5059252#msg5059252

I read in flex how kovacs and nasser had to tie each others shoes.
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Living the dream rignt there.
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 03, 2010, 08:51:02 PM


This thread is about Kovacs. Don't know why a Noob like you thinks its appropriate to bring Onlyme into this :-\
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 03, 2010, 08:52:43 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=358127.0;attach=393281;image)

(http://www.mascotcartoon.com/images/toucan_sam.jpg)

Holy Wicked Jew Witch of the west :o
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: the_swami on December 06, 2010, 01:55:36 PM
Nasser has some very very interesting stories about Kovacs

very funny stories, soem that defy belief but i have no reason to doubt Nasser- the man speaketh the truth and i could believe everything he told me about the Kovacs Monster
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Firemuscle on December 06, 2010, 10:38:04 PM
 Kovacs should have been more disciplined with his hot water enemas. That would have helped his shit problem.
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 06, 2010, 10:42:53 PM
Any of you guys remember Kovacs interview on PBW where he does a hilarious impression of Nasser ?!

I'll see if I can find my mp3 of it, it funny as hell

Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on December 06, 2010, 10:48:05 PM
Nasser has some very very interesting stories about Kovacs

very funny stories, soem that defy belief but i have no reason to doubt Nasser- the man speaketh the truth and i could believe everything he told me about the Kovacs Monster


nasser no doubt has a lot of funny stories about eveyone

cause he is famous throughout the industry (even more so then for his BB achievements) for being the biggest lying, backstabbing, shit talker to ever appear on the scene...........so yeh, he has made up plenty of juicy stories about people


great thing to be remembered for, ............known for being a backstabbing liar, who is nice to you to you face, and will hang out with you as a friend...........then when you turn around he is shit talking you to everyone who will listen, and try (and fail) to give your girlfriend his phone number
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Firemuscle on December 06, 2010, 10:48:55 PM

nasser no doubt has a lot of sunny stories about eveyone

cause he is famous throughout the industry (even more so then for his BB achievements) for being the biggest lying, backstabbing, shit talker to ever appear on the scene...........so yeh, he has made up plenty of juicy stories about people


great thing to be remembered for, ............known for being a backstabbing liar, who is nice to you to you face, and will hang out with you as a friend...........then when you turn around he is shit talking you to everyone who will listen, and try (and fail) to give your girlfriend his phone number

 Sounds like a true "alpha male".
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: WillGrant on December 07, 2010, 01:44:01 AM
This thread should be about fat keith
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Playboy on December 07, 2010, 05:27:06 AM
Any of you guys remember Kovacs interview on PBW where he does a hilarious impression of Nasser ?!

I'll see if I can find my mp3 of it, it funny as hell


I saw that and it was hilarious. "I...the Nasser El Sonbaty...IFBB pro..."
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: BayGBM on December 07, 2010, 05:43:01 AM
I'm guessing $3000 per overnight session! &guy than Nasser but less expensive... Greg would have been a bargain!  ;D
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Nirvana on December 07, 2010, 07:31:51 AM

nasser no doubt has a lot of funny stories about eveyone

cause he is famous throughout the industry (even more so then for his BB achievements) for being the biggest lying, backstabbing, shit talker to ever appear on the scene...........so yeh, he has made up plenty of juicy stories about people


great thing to be remembered for, ............known for being a backstabbing liar, who is nice to you to you face, and will hang out with you as a friend...........then when you turn around he is shit talking you to everyone who will listen, and try (and fail) to give your girlfriend his phone number
is there anything you're the least bit positive about?  :-\
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on December 07, 2010, 09:12:04 AM
is there anything you're the least bit positive about?  :-\

well if i do have any positivity inside me, its not going to start with nasser


he is known by EVERYONE as a scumbag
Title: the Kovacs "towel incident"
Post by: Don_Dada on January 01, 2011, 12:23:15 PM
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/drobson329.htm


I was reading Nasser's perspective on Milo's. So I scrolled down the page and saw stories about Kovacs. Of course, the "not being able to wipe is own ass" stuff was being discussed. But I saw a statement that shocked me...

  "He discovered multiple - obviously used - towels covered with long brown skid marks. Kovacs had been using the now stinky towels as a toilet paper replacement because he could not reach his rear end by himself. So he used the towels by holding each end with one hand and rubbing himself/pulling the towels back and forth between his legs"


I know guys here have made fun of Kovacs before concerning his disguting wiping situation. But I had no clue how gross the stories were until I read Nasser's words.

I wish I never read the article now. Ignorance is bliss.
Title: Re: the Kovacs "towel incident"
Post by: spinnis on January 01, 2011, 12:28:39 PM
All I know is that Nasser is a true fucking asshole.

Kovac let him stay in his house for WEEKS (6+) eat his food, get driven around in kovacs car, and even use some of kovac's aas stash.

then 2 weeks later he pretends he doesnt know him and starts making up stuff behind his back  ::) thats the thank you for 6 free weeks?
Title: Re: the Kovacs "towel incident"
Post by: tendonitis on January 01, 2011, 12:29:14 PM
completely made up by a desperate, bitter, googly-eyed thong merchant
towels probably had protan on them if the incident even took place at all
Title: Re: the Kovacs "towel incident"
Post by: _bruce_ on January 01, 2011, 02:41:59 PM
completely made up by a desperate, bitter, googly-eyed thong merchant
towels probably had protan on them if the incident even took place at all

Hahahahaha  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: the Kovacs "towel incident"
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 01, 2011, 02:50:17 PM
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/drobson329.htm


I was reading Nasser's perspective on Milo's. So I scrolled down the page and saw stories about Kovacs. Of course, the "not being able to wipe is own ass" stuff was being discussed. But I saw a statement that shocked me...

  "He discovered multiple - obviously used - towels covered with long brown skid marks. Kovacs had been using the now stinky towels as a toilet paper replacement because he could not reach his rear end by himself. So he used the towels by holding each end with one hand and rubbing himself/pulling the towels back and forth between his legs"


I know guys here have made fun of Kovacs before concerning his disguting wiping situation. But I had no clue how gross the stories were until I read Nasser's words.

I wish I never read the article now. Ignorance is bliss.

I've heard this. I've also heard that Lee Priest bought most of those towels for hundreds of dollars
Title: Re: the Kovacs "towel incident"
Post by: The Italian Lifter on January 01, 2011, 02:52:20 PM
completely made up by a desperate, bitter, googly-eyed thong merchant
towels probably had protan on them if the incident even took place at all
that's really funny ;D
Title: Re: the Kovacs "towel incident"
Post by: MP on January 01, 2011, 03:03:29 PM
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=358127.0
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: Roger Bacon on November 02, 2013, 11:32:16 PM
At his biggest, Kovacs literally couldn't wipe his own ass, this is no joke; at home his wife would "do it" for him but on the road Gregg had to rely on more "complex" mechanisms to clean his corn hole after his b-hourly shit storm.

So hotels were kind enough to provide plenty of fresh cotton hand towel to Mr K...  do the math...

So a well renowned top superstar of the 90's walks into Kovacs hotel room, heads for the bathroom just to see kovacs jump up and scream "don't go in there.." just a little too late.. the door swings open.. the browned towels laying on the floor, bathub, sink, a diaper smell slowly fills the room.....

bodybuilding = serious shitness ;D

ROFL
Title: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:01:07 PM
Hard and vascular, or so I hear, anyone have any news on this?
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: Internet Tough Guy on November 25, 2013, 05:02:33 PM
Hard and vascular, or so I hear, anyone have any news on this?

a bit stiff
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:03:17 PM
a bit stiff

Apparently let all his water out at once, couldn't keep down his food either
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: Archer77 on November 25, 2013, 05:03:44 PM
His color is off. Hes going to be knocked down a few placings.
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: Rambone on November 25, 2013, 05:04:12 PM
Harder than a casket
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: TrueGrit on November 25, 2013, 05:04:33 PM
This has gut to be bullshit.
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:04:50 PM
His color is off. Hes going to be knocked down a few placings.

Apparently looks more alive than at his last contest
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: trapz101 on November 25, 2013, 05:06:31 PM
tan is way off,should apply more,maybe oth could help with the application  :D
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:08:36 PM
May currently be in a catabolic state
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: Archer77 on November 25, 2013, 05:09:34 PM
Apparently looks more alive than at his last contest

Lets hope his conditions improves at tonight's viewing  judging
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:10:58 PM
Lets hope his conditions improves at tonight's viewing  judging

Hopes to be grainier than ever after the afternoon cremation
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: TrueGrit on November 25, 2013, 05:13:44 PM
(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4695/08yw4ra7.jpg)(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_34PE0ZEgM80/S9mf91AS2jI/AAAAAAAAJkk/d6qmZ-uyLHs/s1600/Greg+Kovacs+%284%29.jpg)
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: Archer77 on November 25, 2013, 05:14:11 PM
Hopes to be grainier than ever after the afternoon cremation

Even if he improves, I predict dead last.
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: Rambone on November 25, 2013, 05:14:21 PM
Better start clearing a space on the mantle for that urn Sandow
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:14:42 PM
(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4695/08yw4ra7.jpg)(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_34PE0ZEgM80/S9mf91AS2jI/AAAAAAAAJkk/d6qmZ-uyLHs/s1600/Greg+Kovacs+%284%29.jpg)

Posting open casket pics isn't cool bro
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: Archer77 on November 25, 2013, 05:16:08 PM
Posting open casket pics isn't cool bro

I thought he was implying Kovacs was being cryonically preserved.
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:16:36 PM
Vince Basile has expressed a strong interest in judging the autopsy
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: Archer77 on November 25, 2013, 05:17:42 PM
Vince Basile has expressed a strong interest in judging the autopsy

Kovacs will be facing some stiff competition.
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: Internet Tough Guy on November 25, 2013, 05:19:13 PM
Posting open casket pics isn't cool bro

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRrmnJ670dnTeinxn8c0nLakWA3e7lLGkf6Ma9DRze-USV9y3oNBQ)
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:19:35 PM
Kovacs will be facing some stiff competition.

Basile was there in his white van with a crudely painted Red Cross within 60 seconds of death
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: Archer77 on November 25, 2013, 05:20:26 PM
Basile was there in his white van with a crudely painted Red Cross within 60 seconds of death

He attempted mouth to cock resuscitation but no luck
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: The True Adonis on November 25, 2013, 05:20:56 PM
At least he will finally be able to burn off that last layer of fat for the first time ever.
Title: Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
Post by: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:21:36 PM
He attempted mouth to cock resuscitation but no luck

Those witnessing this said they had never seen a medic try so hard, but were confused when he attempted the Heimlich Manuever naked
Title: RIP Greg Kovacs
Post by: The True Adonis on November 25, 2013, 05:21:59 PM
Just heard on the Musclephone.
Title: PIP Gregariius Kovacus
Post by: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:23:41 PM
Would this have been his Roman name?
Title: Grog Korax?
Post by: The True Adonis on November 25, 2013, 05:25:41 PM
Would this be Greg Kovacs name had he been born in an electric universe on planet Gootle 14
Title: Re: Grog Korax?
Post by: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:27:10 PM
Would this be Greg Kovacs name had he been born in an electric universe on planet Gootle 14

Maybe a dull star that burnt out early?
Title: Re: Grog Korax?
Post by: The True Adonis on November 25, 2013, 05:29:19 PM
Maybe a dull star that burnt out early?
Perhaps.  Think of all the poor chickens that fueled Grogs rise to the top.
Title: RIP Sir Gregory Kovacs
Post by: TrueGrit on November 25, 2013, 05:30:27 PM
He was the Queen's personal favorite. Her majesty is said to be a fan of mass monsters and freaks as opposed to the more aesthetic bodybuilder.
Title: Re: RIP Sir Gregory Kovacs
Post by: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:31:07 PM
Charles always had the ear mass
Title: Re: RIP Sir Gregory Kovacs
Post by: The True Adonis on November 25, 2013, 05:31:46 PM
The White Knight of Hypertrophy will always have a seat at the Parliament in the sky.
Title: Nasser Kovacs Syndrome (RIP)
Post by: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:32:03 PM
Officially coining the term
Title: Re: Nasser Kovacs Syndrome
Post by: TrueGrit on November 25, 2013, 05:32:35 PM
Nasvacs
Title: Re: RIP Sir Gregory Kovacs
Post by: Archer77 on November 25, 2013, 05:32:38 PM
He may take the throne but hell never be able to wipe his own ass.
Title: Re: Nasser Kovacs Syndrome
Post by: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:33:25 PM
Nasvacs

NKS is no joke bro, can be caught sharing dirty needles and using the towels in Room 7
Title: Re: Grog Korax?
Post by: TrueGrit on November 25, 2013, 05:34:05 PM
And the towels
Title: Gerg Scavok
Post by: che on November 25, 2013, 05:34:11 PM
daeheciuj gnikcuf 44 fo ega eht ta eruliaf traeh fo yadot deid scavoK gerG redliubydob
Title: Re: RIP Sir Gregory Kovacs
Post by: The True Adonis on November 25, 2013, 05:34:37 PM
He may take the throne but hell never be able to wipe his own ass.
Funny that you say that.  I do remember a thread where a Getbigger and his girlfriend went out to eat with Kovacs and his girlfriend and he said that Kovacs could not wipe his own ass at all and that his girlfriend had to do it for him every time he went to the bathroom.

That must suck.
Title: Re: Gerg Scavok
Post by: TrueGrit on November 25, 2013, 05:35:11 PM
.PIR
Title: Gorgonicius Korvashizzle
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 25, 2013, 05:35:29 PM
Memorandum
(http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz50/frost1980/greg.jpg)
Title: Re: Gerg Scavok
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 25, 2013, 05:36:09 PM
DEP
Title: Re: Nasser Kovacs Syndrome (RIP)
Post by: Marty Champions on November 25, 2013, 05:36:30 PM
NassSacs syndrome, 1 out of every 17 newborns will develope this narrow thought capacity in wich they feel life has no barriers until its too late

RIP we all get second chances some listen some dont
Title: Re: Gorgonicius Korvashizzle
Post by: The Ugly on November 25, 2013, 05:36:31 PM
The name has me laughing, bro.
Title: Garage KarVac
Post by: The True Adonis on November 25, 2013, 05:36:34 PM
Anyone ever use one of these?
Title: Re: Gerg Scavok
Post by: che on November 25, 2013, 05:36:36 PM
mih kcuf
Title: Re: Gerg Scavok
Post by: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:36:45 PM
Onununybygtghgtftftffrfr frftfvftrcrtctrycrcrtctr ctyrcrcrtfrctcttvvtftfty ftyfyutfyfutGreg Kovacs
Title: Re: RIP Sir Gregory Kovacs
Post by: Archer77 on November 25, 2013, 05:37:00 PM
Funny that you say that.  I do remember a thread where a Getbigger and his girlfriend went out to eat with Kovacs and his girlfriend and he said that Kovacs could not wipe his own ass at all and that his girlfriend had to do it for him every time he went to the bathroom.

That must suck.

haha, that's what I was referring with the throne reference.  Youd think when you reach the point you cant wipe your own ass that you might start to reconsider your life.
Title: Re: Gerg Scavok
Post by: The True Adonis on November 25, 2013, 05:37:05 PM
Girls and sons.
Title: Re: Garage KarVac
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 25, 2013, 05:37:12 PM
All around Big
Title: Re: Nasser Kovacs Syndrome (RIP)
Post by: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:37:22 PM
NassSacs syndrome, 1 out of every 17 newborns will develope this narrow thought capacity in wich they feel life has no barriers until its too late

RIP we all get second chances some listen some dont

Johnny your thoughts are calming at this time
Title: Re: Gerg Scavok
Post by: d0nny2600 on November 25, 2013, 05:37:44 PM
Pat Banana
Title: Re: Gorgonicius Korvashizzle
Post by: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:38:20 PM
Is the thing on the left one of his turds?
Title: Kov Gregacs in better days
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 25, 2013, 05:38:30 PM
(http://tnation.t-nation.com/forum_images/f/2/f2dea-greg_kovacs_is_a_smooth_pimp.jpg)
Title: Re: Nasser Kovacs Syndrome (RIP)
Post by: The True Adonis on November 25, 2013, 05:38:46 PM
Beautiful syringe with roids.
Title: Re: Gorgonicius Korvashizzle
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 25, 2013, 05:39:19 PM
Gorg and ProteinFarts
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v333/babbu/withgregkovacs.jpg)
Title: Re: Kov Gregacs in better days
Post by: TrueGrit on November 25, 2013, 05:39:23 PM
Any day prior to today is a better day for Greg...
Title: Re: Garage KarVac
Post by: che on November 25, 2013, 05:39:45 PM
Anyone ever use one of these?

Yes mounted on the wall

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hsk2qxDbL._SY300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Garage KarVac
Post by: The True Adonis on November 25, 2013, 05:40:04 PM
Yes mounted on the wall

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hsk2qxDbL._SY300_.jpg)
decent symmetry there.
Title: Re: Kov Gregacs in better days
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 25, 2013, 05:40:06 PM
Dwarfing Nass
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=257252.0;attach=298118;image)
Title: Re: RIP Sir Gregory Kovacs
Post by: Primemuscle on November 25, 2013, 05:40:18 PM
My sympathy to his family and friends.

I hope people in the bodybuilding game will someday begin taking notice of the number of really big guys, like Greg who develop serious health issues and sometimes die at a fairly young age. There has to be a connection.
Title: Greg Kovacs and general relativity
Post by: el numero uno on November 25, 2013, 05:40:31 PM
Did Kovacs, at some point,  build the mass necesary to create a curvature in spacetime? Did schmoes orbit around him?


(http://www.physicsoftheuniverse.com/images/relativity_light_bending.jpg)


Discuss
Title: Re: Nasser Kovacs Syndrome (RIP)
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 25, 2013, 05:40:45 PM
Grags and Nascar during the prime-era

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=257252.0;attach=298118;image)
Title: Re: Gorgonicius Korvashizzle
Post by: che on November 25, 2013, 05:40:51 PM
Gorg and ProteinFarts
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v333/babbu/withgregkovacs.jpg)

Big Bobs  with hair ?
Title: Re: Garage KarVac
Post by: The Ugly on November 25, 2013, 05:41:18 PM
Oh, fuck. The names have me in tears. Poor bastard's dead, and I can't stop laughing.
Title: Re: Gorgonicius Korvashizzle
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 25, 2013, 05:41:21 PM
Big Bobs  with hair ?

Before he got bald
Title: Re: Nasser Kovacs Syndrome (RIP)
Post by: abijahmaniaco on November 25, 2013, 05:41:32 PM
is Kovacs also deceased?
Title: Re: Gorgonicius Korvashizzle
Post by: TrueGrit on November 25, 2013, 05:41:38 PM
That's definitely Bobs.
Title: Re: Nasser Kovacs Syndrome (RIP)
Post by: The True Adonis on November 25, 2013, 05:42:06 PM
is Kovacs also deceased?
No. Hes just on vacation.
Title: Re: Gorgonicius Korvashizzle
Post by: Archer77 on November 25, 2013, 05:42:19 PM
Gorg and ProteinFarts
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v333/babbu/withgregkovacs.jpg)

Hes got that, just give me your old soiled underwear so I can leave, look
Title: Re: Gorgonicius Korvashizzle
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 25, 2013, 05:42:54 PM
Sherrie Kamali coppin' a feel on the great Gorgo
(http://www.bodybuilding-pics.com/113/images/Greg_Kovacs_63.jpg)
Title: Re: Nasser Kovacs Syndrome (RIP)
Post by: TrueGrit on November 25, 2013, 05:43:20 PM
is Kovacs also deceased?


No. He is just lying down for a long time and bit hard, cold and stinky!
Title: Re: Nasser Kovacs Syndrome (RIP)
Post by: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:45:16 PM
Grags and Nascar during the prime-era

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=257252.0;attach=298118;image)

Who gave it to who and which was on a higher vertical position during this
Title: Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
Post by: The True Adonis on November 25, 2013, 05:45:17 PM
 :o
Title: Re: Nasser Kovacs Syndrome (RIP)
Post by: Marty Champions on November 25, 2013, 05:45:35 PM
big afro american bastard trapped in white skin for peace
Title: Gorgosaurus Racs
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 25, 2013, 05:45:56 PM
(http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131024041303/godzilla/images/3/33/Gorosaurus.jpg)
Title: Re: Nasser Kovacs Syndrome (RIP)
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 25, 2013, 05:46:30 PM
Who gave it to who and which was on a higher vertical position during this

Looks like Greg brought the White Towels
Title: Re: Gorgosaurus Racs
Post by: TrueGrit on November 25, 2013, 05:46:40 PM
How the fuck was he ever expected to wipe his ass with those arms?
Title: Re: the Kovacs "towel incident"
Post by: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:47:41 PM
.
Title: Re: A Tribute to Garage KarVac (Aka Greg Kovacs)
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 25, 2013, 05:48:28 PM
Interesting tidbit "Don_Dada"
Title: Re: Nasser Kovacs Syndrome (RIP)
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 25, 2013, 06:05:03 PM
is Kovacs also deceased?

Greg did an Evacs
Title: Re: A Tribute to Garage KarVac (Aka Greg Kovacs)
Post by: Nick II on November 25, 2013, 06:29:42 PM
"Kovacs, a giant of man at around 400-plus-pounds, bad genetics (no symmetry, no proportion and no shape) and discipline problems with his diet was a hopeless case in the world of bodybuilding. All these claims to be the strongest bodybuilder in the world is just talk.

Kovacs claimed to be able to push six 45-pound plates on each side of bar on the incline bench press. This is true but not with a free barbell. Kovacs was just using the Smith machine for such record claims. And using such a machine to make strength claims is ridiculous. Pushing free weight is much harder.

Kovacs could neither do one single chin up nor do one single dip with his bodyweight. I never saw or heard of Kovacs doing squats either. And if you can't do that, because you are too big and too heavy and uncoordinated, then you cannot stimulate the muscle through its full range of motion. This means that certain parts of the muscle cannot therefore be developed properly. Add a lack of the proper genetics needed and you will get nowhere."

-Nasser
Title: Re: A Tribute to Garage KarVac (Aka Greg Kovacs)
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 25, 2013, 06:36:50 PM
Garibaldi Cornsacks
Title: Re: Gorgonicius Korvashizzle
Post by: Natural Man on November 25, 2013, 06:40:09 PM
Sherrie Kamali coppin' a feel on the great Gorgo
(http://www.bodybuilding-pics.com/113/images/Greg_Kovacs_63.jpg)
it was really worth dying at 44, obviously. All that fun with genuine friends etc.
Title: Re: Gorgonicius Korvashizzle
Post by: Rambone on November 25, 2013, 06:48:59 PM
Sherrie Kamali coppin' a feel on the great Gorgo
(http://www.bodybuilding-pics.com/113/images/Greg_Kovacs_63.jpg)

LOL @ Tom Prince in the background.
Title: Re: A Tribute to Garage KarVac (Aka Greg Kovacs)
Post by: TheShape on November 25, 2013, 06:55:09 PM
http://imgur.com/B4megR6
Title: Re: A Tribute to Garage KarVac (Aka Greg Kovacs)
Post by: bigdumbbell on November 25, 2013, 07:38:51 PM
At his biggest, Kovacs literally couldn't wipe his own ass, this is no joke; at home his wife would "do it" for him but on the road Gregg had to rely on more "complex" mechanisms to clean his corn hole after his b-hourly shit storm.

So hotels were kind enough to provide plenty of fresh cotton hand towel to Mr K...  do the math...

So a well renowned top superstar of the 90's walks into Kovacs hotel room, heads for the bathroom just to see kovacs jump up and scream "don't go in there.." just a little too late.. the door swings open.. the browned towels laying on the floor, bathub, sink, a diaper smell slowly fills the room.....

bodybuilding = serious shitness ;D
pics or it never happened !  Lol
Title: Re: A Tribute to Garage KarVac (Aka Greg Kovacs)
Post by: Alex23 on November 25, 2013, 08:47:42 PM
pics or to never happened !  Lol

lol!!!!

Room service of peace.