A Tribute to Garage KarVac (Aka Greg Kovacs)

[Alex23]

At his biggest, Kovacs literally couldn't wipe his own ass, this is no joke; at home his wife would "do it" for him but on the road Gregg had to rely on more "complex" mechanisms to clean his corn hole after his b-hourly shit storm.

So hotels were kind enough to provide plenty of fresh cotton hand towel to Mr K...  do the math...

So a well renowned top superstar of the 90's walks into Kovacs hotel room, heads for the bathroom just to see kovacs jump up and scream "don't go in there.." just a little too late.. the door swings open.. the browned towels laying on the floor, bathub, sink, a diaper smell slowly fills the room.....

bodybuilding = serious shitness

[Meso_z]

At his biggest, Kovacs literally couldn't wipe his own ass, this is no joke; at home his wife would "do it" for him but on the road Gregg had to rely on more "complex" mechanisms to clean his corn hole after his b-hourly shit storm.

So hotels were kind enough to provide plenty of fresh cotton hand towel to Mr K...  do the math...

So a well renowned top superstar of the 90's walks into Kovacs hotel room, heads for the bathroom just to see kovacs jump up and scream "don't go in there.." just a little too late.. the door swings open.. the browned towels laying on the floor, bathub, sink, a diaper smell slowly fills the room.....

bodybuilding = serious shitness

lol..

[GWAR]

[bodyofsteel]

Right now, someone somewhere is jerking off to that post.

[Alex23]

There's more..

Kovacs at one point was using those 20cc plungers.. simply swap the standard 18g that comes with it for a 21-21.5.. then would literally load 7-8cc in one injection.....

Epic oil loading.

[wes]

This months thread of shit !!

[Fallsview]

There's more..

Kovacs at one point was using those 20cc plungers.. simply swap the standard 18g that comes with it for a 21-21.5.. then would literally load 7-8cc in one injection.....

Epic oil loading.

Then there was the heartattack rumor floating around Niagara Falls Canada.  Don't know how true that was but it circulated.

[Fallsview]

I have to be at work in four hours and I'm reading about shit.  ?

[BayGBM]

Right now, someone somewhere is jerking off to that post.

Please god!  Nooooooooo! 

[Parker]

At his biggest, Kovacs literally couldn't wipe his own ass, this is no joke; at home his wife would "do it" for him but on the road Gregg had to rely on more "complex" mechanisms to clean his corn hole after his b-hourly shit storm.

So hotels were kind enough to provide plenty of fresh cotton hand towel to Mr K...  do the math...

So a well renowned top superstar of the 90's walks into Kovacs hotel room, heads for the bathroom just to see kovacs jump up and scream "don't go in there.." just a little too late.. the door swings open.. the browned towels laying on the floor, bathub, sink, a diaper smell slowly fills the room.....

bodybuilding = serious shitness

I thought this was from one of competitions from the early 2000's? That's when this whole "wiping with towels" came from. And there were pics of him (shiver), yet he seemed to have ample use of his arms and his lats were not that big.

[suckmymuscle]

  This seems like a follow-up to my "Greg Kovacs Used A Quarter Metric Tons Of Toilet Tissue A Month". I will bump it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[Howard]

At his biggest, Kovacs literally couldn't wipe his own ass, this is no joke; at home his wife would "do it" for him but on the road Gregg had to rely on more "complex" mechanisms to clean his corn hole after his b-hourly shit storm.

So hotels were kind enough to provide plenty of fresh cotton hand towel to Mr K...  do the math...

So a well renowned top superstar of the 90's walks into Kovacs hotel room, heads for the bathroom just to see kovacs jump up and scream "don't go in there.." just a little too late.. the door swings open.. the browned towels laying on the floor, bathub, sink, a diaper smell slowly fills the room.....

bodybuilding = serious shitness

This was a pretty shitty post

[Marty Champions]

timmay westcocks personally applied kovacks jock and glute tan something of legend

[~UN_$ung~]

if this did happen (which it probably did not) they probably saw a pile of towels used to remove PROTAN (which comes off brown)


stupid rumor, he was big..............but not so big he couldnt reach his asshole., he had long arms...........

those morbidly obese people who suffer from this  cant reach cause their guy and ass and arms get so fat...............but bodybuilders dont have that problem cause their waists and asses stay relatively small


he didnt even have that big of a back, it was one of his weaker parts


who knows how rumors like this start,,,,,,bodybuilders are worse then old jewish housevives with their gossip


what PROBABLY happened is Greg was using a bunch of white hotel towels to remove PROTAN after a competition or posing or somethign..........and someone in his room caught a glimpse of all the dirty brown/bronze towels as they passed thie bathroom and thought is was actually shit on the towels


either that or there is no basis for this at all and it just somethign some jackass on the internet made up (which happens constantly on these kind of message boards)

[Playboy]

Anyone that can't wipe their own ass is a fat slob. Plain & simple.

[meathead23]

It was nasser that started this rumor in his interview with Robson.. Spoke alot of shit bout Milos as well.

[Lundgren]

if this did happen (which it probably did not) they probably saw a pile of towels used to remove PROTAN (which comes off brown)

those morbidly obese people who suffer from this  cant reach cause their guy and ass and arms get so fat...............but bodybuilders dont have that problem cause their waists and asses stay relatively small

who knows how rumors like this start,,,,,,bodybuilders are worse then old jewish housevives with their gossip

what PROBABLY happened is Greg was using a bunch of white hotel towels to remove PROTAN after a competition or posing or somethign..........and someone in his room caught a glimpse of all the dirty brown/bronze towels as they passed thie bathroom and thought is was actually shit on the towels

There a key to this Adonis is a jew and loves to make shit up. This is horrible logic, the guy must shit 6 times a day, with that kind of shattage, no women would ever stay with him.

[Alexander D]

I seriously doubt there is any bodybuilder out there who can't wipe their own ass

[Parker]

I see this is being disproving far more than UFO's...

Simply put, if you have watched video of Kovacs or have seen pics, he doesn't look too big that he can't wipe his own ass...otherwise, he would have not gotten into bbing, that would have  been a big deterrerant. And furthermore, if somebody was wiping their asses with Towels, where the fuck would you store them for housekeeping, or I guess one would throw them all out...
And then ask for more towels, which probably would cost him...

[slacker]

heres the slob

[slacker]

 

[Kim Jong Bob]

if this did happen (which it probably did not) they probably saw a pile of towels used to remove PROTAN (which comes off brown)


stupid rumor, he was big..............but not so big he couldnt reach his asshole., he had long arms...........

those morbidly obese people who suffer from this  cant reach cause their guy and ass and arms get so fat...............but bodybuilders dont have that problem cause their waists and asses stay relatively small


he didnt even have that big of a back, it was one of his weaker parts


who knows how rumors like this start,,,,,,bodybuilders are worse then old jewish housevives with their gossip


what PROBABLY happened is Greg was using a bunch of white hotel towels to remove PROTAN after a competition or posing or somethign..........and someone in his room caught a glimpse of all the dirty brown/bronze towels as they passed thie bathroom and thought is was actually shit on the towels


either that or there is no basis for this at all and it just somethign some jackass on the internet made up (which happens constantly on these kind of message boards)

finally someone with a brain in this thread

[slacker]

 

[no one]

if this did happen (which it probably did not) they probably saw a pile of towels used to remove PROTAN (which comes off brown)


stupid rumor, he was big..............but not so big he couldnt reach his asshole., he had long arms...........

those morbidly obese people who suffer from this  cant reach cause their guy and ass and arms get so fat...............but bodybuilders dont have that problem cause their waists and asses stay relatively small


he didnt even have that big of a back, it was one of his weaker parts


who knows how rumors like this start,,,,,,bodybuilders are worse then old jewish housevives with their gossip


what PROBABLY happened is Greg was using a bunch of white hotel towels to remove PROTAN after a competition or posing or somethign..........and someone in his room caught a glimpse of all the dirty brown/bronze towels as they passed thie bathroom and thought is was actually shit on the towels


either that or there is no basis for this at all and it just somethign some jackass on the internet made up (which happens constantly on these kind of message boards)

this post contains far too much common sense to be from anyone who regularly posts on getbig.

[slacker]