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Give it a try. You'll shit stuff out that's probably been sitting in your colon for years. And it visibly makes your waist smaller.
I had it done at some holistic healing place. It's definitely a good thing to do.
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Outed.
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Outed.
I knew someone would say it's gay.
Nothing gay about it, it was done by an attractive young woman too.
I seriously shit out enough stuff to fill a shoebox, just sitting in my intestines. It's the only way to get rid of it because it's so stuck in there.
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Maybe someone can tell us if the pros are doing this to get their waists smaller.
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I knew someone would say it's gay.
Nothing gay about it, it was done by an attractive young woman too.
I seriously shit out enough stuff to fill a shoebox, just sitting in my intestines. It's the only way to get rid of it because it's so stuck in there.
An attractive female in cambodia? Bullshit!
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Give it a try. You'll shit stuff out that's probably been sitting in your colon for years. And it visibly makes your waist smaller.
I had it done at some holistic healing place. It's definitely a good thing to do.
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You are clearly a dip shit if you think things stay in your colon for years LOL GTFO ===>
OR if doing a bowel prep will flatten your "stomach" LOL
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Maybe someone can tell us if the pros are doing this to get their waists smaller.
I'm pretty sure they do. When I did it it seriously took like an inch off my waist and I had to tighten up my belt.
Also it increased my appetite a lot afterwards, because the food was digesting a lot more smoothly.
Definitely a very healthy thing to do. People just need to get over their macho insecurites about it.
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You are clearly a dip shit if you think things stay in your colon for years LOL GTFO ===>
OR if doing a bowel prep will flatten your "stomach" LOL
There is sludge that stays in your intestines for months or years.
It's not chunks of stuff, more like a coating of nasty shit.
It did tighten up my coastline. Maybe I was just an extreme case though.
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There is sludge that stays in your intestines for months or years.
It's not chunks of stuff, more like a coating of nasty shit.
It did tighten up my coastline. Maybe I was just an extreme case though.
Read a book, shit-for-brains.
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All the time.
Who doesn't?
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I'm pretty sure they do. When I did it it seriously took like an inch off my waist and I had to tighten up my belt.
Also it increased my appetite a lot afterwards, because the food was digesting a lot more smoothly.
Definitely a very healthy thing to do. People just need to get over their macho insecurites about it.
Bro believe me, nothing sits in your colon. If something was sitting in your colon, you'd become obstructed and very very sick... If you are shitting every few days, nothing "stays" in your colon. And you probably just dehydrated yourself which is why you think you lost an inch on your waist.
And there is NOTHING healthy about all this colon clensing bullshit... It's all hype. Try again. lol
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Outed.
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How much did you pay for this quackery?
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nothing like getting an enema in a 3rd world shithole.
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How much did you pay for this quackery?
He is in cambodia. He probably trades a sony walkman for it.
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i gave your mom a hot water enema
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There is sludge that stays in your intestines for months or years.
It's not chunks of stuff, more like a coating of nasty shit.
It did tighten up my coastline. Maybe I was just an extreme case though.
You are retarded, period. No "sludge" stays in your intestines for months or years. Read a medical book jackass. As with any hollow viscus organ there is mucous that in the case of the large intestine is secreted from goblet cells from the lumen of bowel wall and if it wasn't there, your shit wouldn't travel through the colon as well.
A tap water enema or whatever else they are putting in it will do absolutely nothing for your health. Yes it will make you shit a lot of watery diarrhea stool, and potentially dehydrate you... but it's not going to make you live longer or whatever other BS you bought into to even consider having it done lol
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i gave your mom a hot water enema
yo granny wears combat boots!
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Another thread about shit !!
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I seriously shit out enough stuff to fill a shoebox, just sitting in my intestines. It's the only way to get rid of it because it's so stuck in there.
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I remeber seeing a commercial for a colon cleanse product. People had picute of 10 feet long turds they pulled out. I wonder how true that is.
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i gave your mom a hot water enema
I gave his mom a hot semen enema :)
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I remeber seeing a commercial for a colon cleanse product. People had picute of 10 feet long turds they pulled out. I wonder how true that is.
not true at all... unless someone is MAJORLY constipated. If you take a shit regularly (BTW in current medical literature, there is no proven # of times per week that is considered normal) Normal for one person may be shitting once a day, for someone else it may be 3 times per week... The colon doesn't need to be "cleansed"... you eat food, you shit out what isn't absorbed/digested. This is normal physiology. All of these colon cleanse products are all directed towards the weight loss industry, so it's smart marketing, but none of it is medical fact. Sit down and have a chat with a GI doctor and I can assure you they will tell you exactly what I am telling you.
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I gave his mom a hot semen enema :)
that is like a line out of the greatest poem ever
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i gave your mom a hot water enema
I'll give you a hot cum enema. But instead of a little rubber nozzle i'll use my big ass dick.
Your girly little asshole is gonna be hurting for a week bro.
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I'll give you a hot cum enema. But instead of a little rubber nozzle i'll use my big ass dick.
Your girly little asshole is gonna be hurting for a week bro.
Outted
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Outted
There is nothing gay about lubing up a man's asshole, sliding your hard cock in, and pumping until you ejaculate in his ass.
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I'll give you a hot cum enema. But instead of a little rubber nozzle i'll use my big ass dick.
Your girly little asshole is gonna be hurting for a week bro.
I'm using a "gay detector" to read your post...
BEEP!!!!!
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I'm using a "gay detector" to read your post...
BEEP!!!!!
Post up your picture and see how loud that things beeps.
There aren't enough exclamation points and capital letters in the world to express it.
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I knew someone would say it's gay.
Nothing gay about it, it was done by an attractive young woman too.
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How big was her cock ?
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How big was her cock ?
Are you trying to say he mistook his warm water enema for a Ladyboy peeing in his butthole?
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Are you trying to say he mistook his warm water enema for a Ladyboy peeing in his butthole?
Oh shit. That's why she was jerking off in a dark corner before she came over and inserted the tube.
I thought it felt a little too big and beefy.
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do all gays douche bAY?
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do all gays douche bAY?
My gay room mate use to take a bunch of stool softners and do alot of enemas. I take it he had a lot of constipation and intestinal issues. He
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GREG KOVAC'S APPROVED!
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Another thread about shit !!
Yes the daily fecal matter thread lol
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Hot water is for fags...Ice cold water enemas will make you a GODDAM SEXUAL TYRANASAURUS!
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Just get a garden hose...
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Try Coke like the girls in Thailand do it works for them ;)
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Ron can you please timeout this flying asshole as well?
you got half of it right with Lundgren.....don't be like George Bush senior and stop halfway to Baghdad
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Is nothing sacred these days? LOL! Truthfully, people have been getting enemas for centuries. -Too many and you mess up the normal functions of your colon. Try a coffee enema if you really want to shit out everything in there plus get thoroughly hyped up at the same time. Preparing for a colonoscopy once every five years is enough enema for me. Anyone who thinks this is fun, is twisted.
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Hahaha BlackFag just looking for more excuses to stick things into his ass
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Are you sure there isnt an extra L in your username BFRS?? :D
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you need to eat the right type of fibers and enough, your body can handle it naturally which doesn't suddenly upset homeostasis, loss of electrolytes and sudden releases of toxins etc.
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I've tried a coffee enemas. Organic coffee, room temp, hold for 20mins. Great for ridding the liver of toxins. (No homo).
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Ron can you please timeout this flying asshole as well?
you got half of it right with Lundgren.....don't be like George Bush senior and stop halfway to Baghdad
You're just mad cause I accurately called you out as being up to your eyeballs in steroids.
The truth hurts.
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i poop usually once every other day so i dont think anything is getting stuck
the turds are about 1 and 13/16 inches across and usually between 7 and 5/16 to 8 and 7/16 inches long
the color is always the same (brown)
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Are you sure there isnt an extra L in your username BFRS?? :D
Yes, that was a typo.
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i poop usually once every other day so i dont think anything is getting stuck
the turds are about 1 and 13/16 inches across and usually between 7 and 5/16 to 8 and 7/16 inches long
the color is always the same (brown)
All good information, I'm sure.
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Is nothing sacred these days? LOL! Truthfully, people have been getting enemas for centuries. -Too many and you mess up the normal functions of your colon. Try a coffee enema if you really want to shit out everything in there plus get thoroughly hyped up at the same time. Preparing for a colonoscopy once every five years is enough enema for me. Anyone who thinks this is fun, is twisted.
It's not "fun". It's just healthy to do it once every couple years.
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There is nothing gay about lubing up a man's asshole, sliding your hard cock in, and pumping until you ejaculate in his ass.
Absolutely! As long as the balls aren't touching, it's not gay at all. ;D
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i poop usually once every other day so i dont think anything is getting stuck
the turds are about 1 and 13/16 inches across and usually between 7 and 5/16 to 8 and 7/16 inches long
the color is always the same (brown)
Marty , that doesn't sound normal.I think you should grab those turds out the toilet and measure them then post pics on here.
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It's not "fun". It's just healthy to do it once every couple years.
WRONG.
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Bro believe me, nothing sits in your colon. If something was sitting in your colon, you'd become obstructed and very very sick... If you are shitting every few days, nothing "stays" in your colon. And you probably just dehydrated yourself which is why you think you lost an inch on your waist.
And there is NOTHING healthy about all this colon clensing bullshit... It's all hype. Try again. lol
Very well said.
Nothing sits in your small and large intestines over time unless, like A DUB said, it's due to an impaction of fecal matter that would then lead to abdominal bloating, cramping, constipation, vomiting, pain and even bowel perforation if not resolves over time.
The only objects that can grow within your colon are polyps, which if not closely monitored and removed can turn into cancer.
If you just wanted a large tubular object shoved up your rectum, you should have just asked, instead of masking your true motives by claiming that it was for health purposes and performed by "attractive" women.
If it walks and talks like a duck, well then...
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P.S. If you guys want to truly promote Colon health, go speak to your local gastroenterologist and see about getting a Colonoscopy, everything else is just garbage.
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Very well said.
Nothing sits in your small and large intestines over time unless, like A DUB said, it's due to an impaction of fecal matter that would then lead to abdominal bloating, cramping, constipation, vomiting, pain and even bowel perforation if not resolves over time.
The only objects that can grow within your colon are polyps, which if not closely monitored and removed can turn into cancer.
If you just wanted a large tubular object shoved up your rectum, you should have just asked, instead of masking your true motives by claiming that it was for health purposes and performed by "attractive" women.
If it walks and talks like a duck, well then...
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P.S. If you guys want to truly promote Colon health, go speak to your local gastroenterologist and see about getting a Colonoscopy, everything else is just garbage.
Don't forget worms. :-X :-X
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Ron can you please timeout this flying asshole as well?
you got half of it right with Lundgren.....don't be like George Bush senior and stop halfway to Baghdad
brutal 1991 reference.
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He asks if anyone has ever "given themselves" an enema...and then slips an "attractive girl" into his experience.
Old Blackpoleredeye undoubtedly gave himself one.
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Don't forget worms. :-X :-X
You're not kidding.
If you do have parasites of any kind living and feeding off your colon, it will take either specific blood tests (CBC with particular attention to eosinophils) or a colonoscopy to truly become aware of it. Besides probable weight loss and diarrhea on occasion, parasites and ova are very difficult to diagnose just by way of symptoms.
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Not sure a colonoscopy would help diagnose parasites... but a simple stool culture for ova and parasites is easy to do... its not really seen much in the US, but for the immigrant population its certainly something to think about in a differential for diarrhea/fever...
You are right though, eosinophilia would make you suspicious…
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Not sure a colonoscopy would help diagnose parasites... but a simple stool culture for ova and parasites is easy to do... its not really seen much in the US, but for the immigrant population its certainly something to think about in a differential for diarrhea/fever...
You are right though, eosinophilia would make you suspicious…
While a simple stool culture could be sent for O&P, I've actually seen large enough parasites visible to the naked eye via Colonoscopy. Not too long ago, there was a case of a patient that came from abroad after a 10-day trip. He kept having bouts of diarrhea, weightloss and abdominal cramping. Upon having the colonoscopy done, we were able to identify parasites that were isolated to the region of the ileocecal valve, whereby parasites were literally hanging from the opening of the terminal ileum.
That was the easiest way for us to diagnose parasites by way of the naked eye alone. Further validation from pathology was needed for diagnosis, but it was pretty evident.
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No but I could blow up a hot water bottle
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No but I could blow up a hot water bottle
Can you now??
We should get together and practice blowing things... We'll start with a hot, water bottle and work our way down to smaller objects.
;D
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It probably feels like someone messaging your prostate but with a water cock
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While a simple stool culture could be sent for O&P, I've actually seen large enough parasites visible to the naked eye via Colonoscopy. Not too long ago, there was a case of a patient that came from abroad after a 10-day trip. He kept having bouts of diarrhea, weightloss and abdominal cramping. Upon having the colonoscopy done, we were able to identify parasites that were isolated to the region of the ileocecal valve, whereby parasites were literally hanging from the opening of the terminal ileum.
That was the easiest way for us to diagnose parasites by way of the naked eye alone. Further validation from pathology was needed for diagnosis, but it was pretty evident.
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Innnnnnnteresting... well certainly that is an exception, not the rule. Must have been pretty nasty!!
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I knew someone would say it's gay.
Nothing gay about it, it was done by an attractive young woman too.
I seriously shit out enough stuff to fill a shoebox, just sitting in my intestines. It's the only way to get rid of it because it's so stuck in there.
its only gay if you want it to be
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its only gay if you want it to be
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