Any of you ever given yourself a hot water enema?

[Firemuscle]

 Give it a try. You'll shit stuff out that's probably been sitting in your colon for years. And it visibly makes your waist smaller.

 I had it done at some holistic healing place. It's definitely a good thing to do.

 BlackFlagRedStar approved

[chaos]

Outed.

[Firemuscle]

Outed.

 I knew someone would say it's gay.

 Nothing gay about it, it was done by an attractive young woman too.

 I seriously shit out enough stuff to fill a shoebox, just sitting in my intestines. It's the only way to get rid of it because it's so stuck in there.

[Dorian01]

Maybe someone can tell us if the pros are doing this to get their waists smaller.

[JimmyJam1974]

I knew someone would say it's gay.

 Nothing gay about it, it was done by an attractive young woman too.

 I seriously shit out enough stuff to fill a shoebox, just sitting in my intestines. It's the only way to get rid of it because it's so stuck in there.

An attractive female in cambodia? Bullshit!

[Alexander D]

Give it a try. You'll shit stuff out that's probably been sitting in your colon for years. And it visibly makes your waist smaller.

 I had it done at some holistic healing place. It's definitely a good thing to do.

 BlackFlagRedStar approved

You are clearly a dip shit if you think things stay in your colon for years LOL GTFO ===>

OR if doing a bowel prep will flatten your "stomach" LOL

[Firemuscle]

Maybe someone can tell us if the pros are doing this to get their waists smaller.

 I'm pretty sure they do. When I did it it seriously took like an inch off my waist and I had to tighten up my belt.

 Also it increased my appetite a lot afterwards, because the food was digesting a lot more smoothly.

 Definitely a very healthy thing to do. People just need to get over their macho insecurites about it.

[Firemuscle]

You are clearly a dip shit if you think things stay in your colon for years LOL GTFO ===>

OR if doing a bowel prep will flatten your "stomach" LOL

 There is sludge that stays in your intestines for months or years.

 It's not chunks of stuff, more like a coating of nasty shit.

 It did tighten up my coastline. Maybe I was just an extreme case though.

[JimmyJam1974]

P

There is sludge that stays in your intestines for months or years.

 It's not chunks of stuff, more like a coating of nasty shit.

 It did tighten up my coastline. Maybe I was just an extreme case though.

Read a book, shit-for-brains.

[Overload]

All the time.

Who doesn't?

[Alexander D]

I'm pretty sure they do. When I did it it seriously took like an inch off my waist and I had to tighten up my belt.

 Also it increased my appetite a lot afterwards, because the food was digesting a lot more smoothly.

 Definitely a very healthy thing to do. People just need to get over their macho insecurites about it.

Bro believe me, nothing sits in your colon. If something was sitting in your colon, you'd become obstructed and very very sick... If you are shitting every few days, nothing "stays" in your colon. And you probably just dehydrated yourself which is why you think you lost an inch on your waist.

And there is NOTHING healthy about all this colon clensing bullshit... It's all hype. Try again. lol

[BayGBM]

Outed.

[Benito Mutumbo]

How much did you pay for this quackery?

[ManBearPig...]

nothing like getting an enema in a 3rd world shithole.

[JimmyJam1974]

How much did you pay for this quackery?

He is in cambodia. He probably trades a sony walkman for it.

[johnnynoname]

i gave your mom a hot water enema

[Alexander D]

There is sludge that stays in your intestines for months or years.

 It's not chunks of stuff, more like a coating of nasty shit.

 It did tighten up my coastline. Maybe I was just an extreme case though.

You are retarded, period. No "sludge" stays in your intestines for months or years. Read a medical book jackass. As with any hollow viscus organ there is mucous that in the case of the large intestine is secreted from goblet cells from the lumen of bowel wall and if it wasn't there, your shit wouldn't travel through the colon as well.

A tap water enema or whatever else they are putting in it will do absolutely nothing for your health. Yes it will make you shit a lot of watery diarrhea stool, and potentially dehydrate you... but it's not going to make you live longer or whatever other BS you bought into to even consider having it done lol

[Alexander D]

i gave your mom a hot water enema

yo granny wears combat boots!

[wes]

Another thread about shit !!

[JOHN MATRIX]

 I seriously shit out enough stuff to fill a shoebox, just sitting in my intestines. It's the only way to get rid of it because it's so stuck in there.

[makaveli25]

I remeber seeing a commercial for a colon cleanse product. People had picute of 10 feet long turds they pulled out. I wonder how true that is.

[StickStickly]

i gave your mom a hot water enema

I gave his mom a hot semen enema 

[Alexander D]

I remeber seeing a commercial for a colon cleanse product. People had picute of 10 feet long turds they pulled out. I wonder how true that is.

not true at all... unless someone is MAJORLY constipated. If you take a shit regularly (BTW in current medical literature, there is no proven # of times per week that is considered normal) Normal for one person may be shitting once a day, for someone else it may be 3 times per week... The colon doesn't need to be "cleansed"... you eat food, you shit out what isn't absorbed/digested. This is normal physiology. All of these colon cleanse products are all directed towards the weight loss industry, so it's smart marketing, but none of it is medical fact. Sit down and have a chat with a GI doctor and I can assure you they will tell you exactly what I am telling you.

[johnnynoname]

I gave his mom a hot semen enema 

that is like a line out of the greatest poem ever

[Firemuscle]

i gave your mom a hot water enema

 I'll give you a hot cum enema. But instead of a little rubber nozzle i'll use my big ass dick.

 Your girly little asshole is gonna be hurting for a week bro.