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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Captain Equipoise on December 09, 2010, 12:56:46 AM
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We know we've all done it, some of us more then others, so post your favorite Getbig-isms that have made you cover your monitor in food/protein shakes/liquid from sheer laughter and the shock of the comment...
my favorite's over the years:
'by the thong of Nasser!' - can't remember who but I remember spitting out a mouthful
'you shall never address MARS directly' - can't remember, maybe kiwiol or BDB
'googly eye' - Kovacs in reference to Nasser
keep it going!
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I know this is terrible, but I fucking cried laughing (literally) when benz photoshopped coaches son. Not that the picture was funny, but Coaches complete meltdown was. The thread went from coach being proud of his son, and mistakenly thinking we would congratulate him (what a bad idea, posting his child's picture here) to his sons face being badly photoshopped onto some gayboy getting fucked by an old man. I was actually concerned it would result in someone dying...
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;D ;D
Holy shit that was hilarious!!!
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Young Frankenstein...
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I know this is terrible, but I fucking cried laughing (literally) when benz photoshopped coaches son. Not that the picture was funny, but Coaches complete meltdown was. The thread went from coach being proud of his son, and mistakenly thinking we would congratulate him (what a bad idea, posting his child's picture here) to his sons face being badly photoshopped onto some gayboy getting fucked by an old man. I was actually concerned it would result in someone dying...
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;D ;D
Holy shit that was hilarious!!!
post the pic :D
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post the pic :D
I don't have it, but it was un fucking believably funny...
Not really the pic, just the fact that Coach got owned so bad, in doing something so completely ignorant.
I wouldn't post a pic of my dog here, let alone my fucking child... ;D ;D
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-''do i have potential'' thread with multi photoshopped pics of a young weekend warrior
-''my girl next to my car'' - i think that was on bodybuilding.com where people would swarm from various forums to comment on the pics
- somebody posted this physics school test where Nasser was drawn on it
-''Tom Prince and the paper bags in the stall'' thread
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Some husband and wife posted their photo together on the picture board thinking this was some positive bodybuilding community.
First reply was "Both of you men look pretty big!".
I spit water into my keyboard, luckily it was fine...
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-''do i have potential'' thread with multi photoshopped pics of a young weekend warrior
-''my girl next to my car'' - i think that was on bodybuilding.com where people would swarm from various forums to comment on the pics
- somebody posted this physics school test where Nasser was drawn on it
-''Tom Prince and the paper bags in the stall'' thread
that original thread on bb.com was the single funniest thing i had ever seen in my life. i was literally crying for hours with laughter. i wish someone could dig it up again but i think it got mostly deleted
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We know we've all done it, some of us more then others, so post your favorite Getbig-isms that have made you cover your monitor in food/protein shakes/liquid from sheer laughter and the shock of the comment...
my favorite's over the years:
'by the thong of Nasser!' - can't remember who but I remember spitting out a mouthful
'you shall never address MARS directly' - can't remember, maybe kiwiol or BDB
'googly eye' - Kovacs in reference to Nasser
That was kiwi. One of the best posts, ever. ;D
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All of the Vince G/Queen Vissy threads were comedy gold........
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When I first read,"looks like a bag of smashed assholes".....I laughed my ass off. ;D
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i didn't spit out in laughter per se but there was this thread where one of the "Competitors" on here started a thread that asked us to vote for her husband because he was competing for Male Spokeman of the year" on BB.com and we all shat on her.
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Vince's "This proves I'm not fat" pictures.
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The "Mower" saga and when 240isback was 240 or Bust, his videos were cool.
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Some of the first photoshops of Vince G. were funny as shit. A thread where a lot of MD's characters were completely chopped. Of course the Palumboism thread.
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I laughed for an hour after reading this..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BIGMC you tiny shit I bet you pull up to the YMCA fitness center on your Vespa and studded deadlift suit and tell yourself things like "This Vespa is really good on gas and this deadlift suit is so I prevent injury when doing my massive 225lbs for 3 working sets" hahahahahahahahahah gayer than Tesla hahahahaha
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A calorie is just a calorie.
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for some reason
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Hey Keith here's some inspiration for a new photoshop of Vince! :)
(http://www.esa.act.gov.au/ESAWebsite/content_actas/photo_gallery_page/hazmat.jpg)
(http://site.ga-cc.com/images/hazmat_spill.jpg)
(http://www.tetonwyo.org/em/docs/images/hazmat.jpg)
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Some guy on here posted his bodybuilding picture, and he looked like a young teen on stage
and Sev or Groink or somebody, posted "waiting to be bought by master" under it lol
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-''do i have potential'' thread with multi photoshopped pics of a young weekend warrior
-''my girl next to my car'' - i think that was on bodybuilding.com where people would swarm from various forums to comment on the pics
- somebody posted this physics school test where Nasser was drawn on it
-''Tom Prince and the paper bags in the stall'' thread
Potential thread,, I believe there was over 50 pages on that and different websites picked it up as well. Some of the Bob Chikatilo moments are good for a laugh as well especially around Olympia time.
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Cisco kid
Scott Markey
moosejay...actually kinda cringe worthy :-\
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-''do i have potential'' thread with multi photoshopped pics of a young weekend warrior
-''my girl next to my car'' - i think that was on bodybuilding.com where people would swarm from various forums to comment on the pics
- somebody posted this physics school test where Nasser was drawn on it
-''Tom Prince and the paper bags in the stall'' thread
lol whoever it was switched head of his girl with the dog in the pic then simply replied "fixed!" LMFAO. LOL
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When Swede photoshopped Big Ach and Jay Cutler together like they were fucking, I almost died of laughter. Funniest shit ever! ;D
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that original thread on bb.com was the single funniest thing i had ever seen in my life. i was literally crying for hours with laughter. i wish someone could dig it up again but i think it got mostly deleted
Yes...this was an all time classic and should go down in web hall of fame. LMAO.
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Too many to name.
This caption by The Chemist is always hilarious
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=271680.0;attach=310985;image)
Come Konga..You must obey! As you can see gentlemen, I have hypnotized this primitive Zulu-beast to do my bidding. Look into my eyes Konga...
Nearly all of mass04's posts, esp. this one about Onlyme & Johnny Vegas in court ;D
hahaha
Johnny Vegas-Onlyme called me names on the internet. I'd like to present exhibit A, a pic of my 25 inch guns.
Judge-How is this relevant, do you even have a law license?
Johnny Vegas-I'm taking courses at the learning annex, i'm not on trial here onlyme pwned me and he's gonna pay.
Onlyme-Request a 10 minute break for lunch your honor and maybe dessert too, would the court like to see a picture of me with Lorenzo Lamas at a 1994 charity event?
Judge-Case dismissed wheel in moosejay on his craftmatic adjustable bed and get his trial started
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i didn't spit out in laughter per se but there was this thread where one of the "Competitors" on here started a thread that asked us to vote for her husband because he was competing for Male Spokeman of the year" on BB.com and we all shat on her.
Yes lol we all picked some random guy and voted for him.
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The whole Pumpster getting shamed thread
'Children are the orgasm of life' hahahaha
And his post about sexy girls whistling at him while he was on his bike
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i didn't spit out in laughter per se but there was this thread where one of the "Competitors" on here started a thread that asked us to vote for her husband because he was competing for Male Spokeman of the year" on BB.com and we all shat on her.
LOL...how could I forget this one. LOL
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Team DJ Santos was a good one.
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tom prince and the paper bag in the stall
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this was so gddamn funny I remember laughing while i was at the fckn gym everytime I saw a hmong kid working out
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this was so gddamn funny I remember laughing while i was at the fckn gym everytime I saw a hmong kid working out
Actually it's a picture of Toxic Avenger if you take the time to make the comparison.
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Actually it's a picture of Toxic Avenger if you take the time to make the comparison.
hey alex :-*
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Some of Special ed's posts.
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The Bethany Carter Howlett thread where the guy said he'd paid like a $1000 deposit and she no-showed him kept me entertained for weeks.
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The Bethany Carter Howlett thread where the guy said he'd paid like a $1000 deposit and she no-showed him kept me entertained for weeks.
lol...rooster
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hey alex :-*
Nah....neither fat nor French.
I'm just a self-proclaimed "awesome", steroid abusing, 28 year-old twink, that still lives with mommy and daddy (and strippers ::)) cause I don't like paying rent, but I have a CSSC certificate and I have very worldy views - even though I've never been west of Houston. I'm not a loser - honest. They girls at the strip club where I check IDs will vouch for me - honest.
Oh wait, that's not me....
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this was so gddamn funny I remember laughing while i was at the fckn gym everytime I saw a hmong kid working out
do you have a link to the original thread??
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do you have a link to the original thread??
Agreed, where is it? That was amazing.
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The original bb.com thread is gone, last I saw the poor girl had her Myspace still up.
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The original bb.com thread is gone, last I saw the poor girl had her Myspace still up.
this is a loss on par with the burning of the Library at Alexandria :'(
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"This guy was defintely a getbigger, PIP" thread was killing me ;D
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=257906.0
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"This guy was defintely a getbigger, PIP" thread was killing me ;D
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=257906.0
Curse us....how could we forget the legendary Bobby Sly?
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this was so gddamn funny I remember laughing while i was at the fckn gym everytime I saw a hmong kid working out
Fuckin' A that's a horrid pale lizard.
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this was so gddamn funny I remember laughing while i was at the fckn gym everytime I saw a hmong kid working out
OMG that was the best thread ever!!... lol, at first I thought it was a picture of a car with a mannequin standing next to it..
then I was like.. 'ohh..:S'
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The whole Pumpster getting shamed thread
Gold!
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this is a loss on par with the burning of the Library at Alexandria :'(
Or the deletion of the "BuffGoddess is manlier than..." thread that you started in the V board :(
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this was so gddamn funny I remember laughing while i was at the fckn gym everytime I saw a hmong kid working out
holy shit that was funny as fuck...
Remember someone posted her facebook or myspace, that part was actually sad. I think this really hurt her feelings...
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It sounds like you care ??? Somewhat outed.
haha
I am a pussy with empathy for others.... :(
I'm working on it...
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"This guy was defintely a getbigger, PIP" thread was killing me ;D
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=257906.0
Absolutely legendary.
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Someone spoofing Cormier on his cell phone was hilarious
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(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/7171/zzzzelpk5uv6.gif)
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holy shit that was funny as fuck...
Remember someone posted her facebook or myspace, that part was actually sad. I think this really hurt her feelings...
yeah people get really carried away with this shit some times. thats borderline psychopathic.
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Absolutely legendary.
The thread on Epic Beard Man had some photoshop potential too ;D
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=320196.0
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Some of Debussey's stuff was funny as hell. I remember him posting his workout and diet log hilarious. ;D
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=206513.0
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i didn't spit out in laughter per se but there was this thread where one of the "Competitors" on here started a thread that asked us to vote for her husband because he was competing for Male Spokeman of the year" on BB.com and we all shat on her.
this one ?
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=316271.0
The DJ Santos one with benz was good laughs .. I think that one was deleted :-\
there's been lots of laughs ... some of the Vissy / Vince stuff was really funny .. Vissy being "introduced" to the board was one of the best times for laughs
going way back to '05 ... some of the legends then were brilliant :)
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this one ?
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=316271.0
yes
In re-reading that thread I can see that it wasn't that funny after all
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plenty hilarious stuff is posted on getbig. too bad i forgot most of it.
Dave produced a lot of funny stuff offcourse. it already started with the funny first nickname of him "reichsfuhrer SS".
the people he owned when they posted pictures, the threads where in lists of peoples names were posted to be eliminated. one time with lee priest's name in it ;D
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when big ach was compared with a picture of a donkey with huge gums and nose I almost cried laughing.
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The Thanksgiving thread.
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i know i multiple times have laughed till i had tears in the eye but dont know anymore wherefor.
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Curse us....how could we forget the legendary Bobby Sly?
Bobby Sly bump. Wherever he is today, I hope he's reloading and smoking a fresh one.
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plenty hilarious stuff is posted on getbig. too bad i forgot most of it.
Dave produced a lot of funny stuff offcourse. it already started with the funny first nickname of him "reichsfuhrer SS".
the people he owned when they posted pictures, the threads where in lists of peoples names were posted to be eliminated. one time with lee priest's name in it ;D
You aren't exactly a serious, boring guy who brings nothing to the table yourself, Mars 8)
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The Twila thread was funny.
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This cartoon parody of Tre's Schmoes is absolutely epic.
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/153721/
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Too many to name.
This caption by The Chemist is always hilarious
Nearly all of mass04's posts, esp. this one about Onlyme & Johnny Vegas in court ;D
I laughed so hard at that mass 04 post... ;D
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that original thread on bb.com was the single funniest thing i had ever seen in my life. i was literally crying for hours with laughter. i wish someone could dig it up again but i think it got mostly deleted
someone said " She washes her face with a Bear Trap. "
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someone was flaming lord humongous and called him 'the great dick drainer of legend'... i lost it.
i think sarcasm was arguing with someone in a race thread and said:
"don't ever raise your voice to me like that.. i am a white man"
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Hahahahaha how ironic that hes half iranian lolol, he's probably one of the iranians that constantly go on talking about how they are "Aryans" and "white" hahah brutal issues :D
what is it with these "clearly not white" guidos, iranians, steven seagals etc. who claim they are white... it's fucking BULLSHIT.
only a white man can be white because only white men look white and are white... I'm just saying... god damn, not that it's LESS better if you're not white, but... you're not fucking white lol, get the fucking message... stop lusting for other peoples national genetics, SHIT!
one guy at my work said it was kind of offencive to put steven seagal to act as a mexican in Machete... WHAT?!?!?! Fuck off, bitch! Dude loves southpark and has the nerve to say some pro liberal shit like that, it's disgusting and RIDICULOUS, ridiculous is the right word, yes! He fucking looks like mexican, or indian or jew/white/iranian/indian lol so naturally he can play mexican... but he is NOT WHITE!
End of fucking line.
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Will Brink getting absolutely picked apart was another funny one, he hasn't been here since.
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I remember Debussey started a thread in huge bold letters "FU#K EVERYBODY HERE" had a bunch of people stirred up, he was probably the fastest into timeout to date.
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I didn't read this entire thread. Did anyone bring up the time that some legit fitness forum where you didn't have to register was hijacked by getbig members posting funny ass shit and the sit ended up getting shut down?
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LOL true, too many people with complexes about their nationality/ethnicity, probably been spoonfed from early age that not being being white makes you inferior and therefore try to say they are white. It is pretty sad actually. I think nationalism and racism are stupid but hey, thats just me I guess.
Btw: lol @ you getting all uppity about the brownies acting white :D, brutal white pride haha
nationalism and racism is a baad fwing, yes :'(, but so is over the top opposit stupidity ;D
I mean lol, look at swede... he's white... now look at steven seagal, he is not white :D! And all those greas ball pube haired italian americans, lol ::), I don't even know what the hell they are, but no way they are white, there's just no way!
And it's not racist, but calling a bunny lizard doesn't fit in my head ???... not even calling a bunny rabbit... they are ALL not the same :P, clear differences.
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someone was flaming lord humongous and called him 'the great dick drainer of legend'... i lost it.
i think sarcasm was arguing with someone in a race thread and said:
"don't ever raise your voice to me like that.. i am a white man"
I remember someone calling him Lord Homogayass once....lol
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I remember someone calling him Lord Homogayass once....lol
hahaha and 'lord humonganus'
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Remember when the one guy that was an Artist drew a picture of True Adonis blowing up a blow up doll...lmfao Jezebell
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I remember someone calling him Lord Homogayass once....lol
I think that was the great Showstoppa, lol.
Funny seeing you say you miss the SQUAD, after all the shit you used to give us back then. Good times ;D 8)
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I remember someone calling him Lord Homogayass once....lol
Actually it was "Lard Homogayass" ;D
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I think that was the great Showstoppa, lol.
Funny seeing you say you miss the SQUAD, after all the shit you used to give us back then. Good times ;D 8)
It's not that I miss The Squad it's just that this board was better back then.
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Actually it was "Lard Homogayass" ;D
LOL. Very Ogden Nashian. ;D
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When Swede photoshopped Big Ach and Jay Cutler together like they were fucking, I almost died of laughter. Funniest shit ever! ;D
That was hilarious. The whole FatPanda saga had some pretty good laughs too.
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The whole FatPanda saga had some pretty good laughs too.
He still cracks me up when he gives out diet or training advice
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He still cracks me up when he gives out diet or training advice
He doesn't still give advices does he ??? ??? ???
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He doesn't still give advices does he ??? ??? ???
As effectively as blinky's college girls thread gives out a gay vibe
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As effectively as blinky's college girls thread gives out a gay vibe
This leads me to believe that his training advice is not effective. ;D
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I didn't read this entire thread. Did anyone bring up the time that some legit fitness forum where you didn't have to register was hijacked by getbig members posting funny ass shit and the sit ended up getting shut down?
i don't know about that one but this was classic
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=230437.0
GetBiggers pwning the Las Vegas Review Journal Comments
http://www.lvrj.com/breaking_news/27287539.html
The comments section is *hilarious*.
Great stuff, guys!
this is pure gold ;D ;D ;D ;D
kyomu wrote on August 25, 2008 04:23 AM: Herro Claig,
Me rruv u rrroooong time now. U have rovery fizzeek. I rike to dip my egg lorrs in u soy sauce. I am sad becorz paco not ret me nibbre on his heuvos lanchelos.
Preeez claig ret me rick u chop stick crean.
Rove,
kyomu
True Adonis wrote on August 24, 2008 06:58 PM: I was really hoping he would get off cause he is the only guy I trusted with the tape of me deadlifting 225 for 115 reps. The guys who idolize me over on Getbig.com think I am lying. I have never lied and am easily the smartest guy in the world. Living with my parents in their condo and having my cousin pose as my girlfriend should not matter. Is there any way I could see Craig and get my tape
King K wrote on August 24, 2008 06:48 PM: Dearest Craig you know I have better stage presence than you and I am a much better Pop Lock than you and my wife is way better looking than yours.Oh and even the guys at Getbig like me MORE.nah nah nah nah nah.TOOL
Squadfather wrote on August 24, 2008 06:38 PM: I have been thinking about how bad and lonely my life is because I am no longer loved on Getbig which was my whole life and my single wide. At least I still have my freedom which is way more than Titus has. I'll take my single wide, wide waist and chubby arms over being in prison any day. Thank you Craig for making my life feel better.
hank wood wrote on August 24, 2008 06:07 PM: craig titus is a great fighter against the injustice and filth of this so-called sport.
craig titus is the only man who dared stand up to the powers that be.
craig is taking his unjust punishment with noble silence and dignity.
Tony D wrote on August 24, 2008 06:02 PM: He was a good grunter on stage.I miss that little guy.The Biggest Baddest Bodies in the World.BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Lee P wrote on August 24, 2008 06:00 PM: Better him than Me.
Stavios wrote on August 24, 2008 05:40 PM: Fouad where are you dammit? These handcuffs are starting to hurt. Come untie me, big boy.
Ron wrote on August 24, 2008 05:22 PM: Timeout never seems to work.
Ron Avidan wrote on August 24, 2008 05:20 PM: I am very fond of Craig and myself and Lonnie Teper and Isaac muscllephone frequently pleasure each other in the bathouse thinking about Craig's engorged love piston taking it in turns to open our backhole holes and give us gaping holes you could drive a car trough.
My wife sometimes wonders why a totally untrained fat middle aged man is obsessed with musclemen in thongs. She wonders why I go to shows to look at them oiled up and take many photos. Little does she know about the orgies I have with my schmoe buddies.
Goudy wrote on August 24, 2008 05:19 PM: Only the one dead...is no Betil Fox
Naturalwonder83 wrote on August 24, 2008 05:13 PM: guys listen to ron
grow up and stop spamming this website
spotter wrote on August 24, 2008 03:50 PM: Officer O'Hairpiece, where are you?
Tom Prince wrote on August 24, 2008 03:47 PM: Melissa James died for you beetches!
Matt C wrote on August 24, 2008 03:33 PM: Do you agree that there is a worldwide jewish conspiracy against Craig and Kelly. I believe it is led by that leading Jew Ron Avidan. Free Titus and Free Matzi from TO!!!
Ron Avidan wrote on August 24, 2008 03:27 PM: Guys, guys, let's keep it positive ok?
Vince Neil wrote on August 24, 2008 03:13 PM: Craig, dude! Does this mean you won't be available to help get me in shape again for my next VH1 "Where are they now" special?
QuakerOats wrote on August 24, 2008 02:53 PM: HAHAHAHAHAHA...Craig is so finished ! Hell, my trailer is twice the size of the cell he by be staying in.
Vince Goodrum wrote on August 24, 2008 02:49 PM: Craig should get ahold of me so I can give him advice on how to relax while taking it in the arse. I have been doing it for years with little trouble. Bee pollon actually helps quite a bit as lube.
candizzle wrote on August 24, 2008 02:43 PM: Since I know everything and only bang hot ebony models, Craig should have sought my advice before accepting a plea.
I have been to rehab so I know how the system works.
timf@ggotry wrote on August 24, 2008 11:20 AM: I hired craig once for a session of muscle worship. It was amazing and I still have his posers under my pillow.
G o a t b o y wrote on August 24, 2008 09:17 AM: Who cares about this Craig & Kelly stuff? How do I post pics of Amy Lee?
Melvin Anthony wrote on August 24, 2008 09:01 AM: I remember when Craig grabbed me by the shirt collar in Golds Venice. It was a time of intense bonding for us two.
I'm sure Melissa would forgive Craig had she been alive today. Hitting a woman allows her to build up increased affection towards her attacker, just as in the situation where Craig grabbed me by the shirt collar.
I hope that in prison Craig finds all the good things there are to find, such as a host gang, christ, heroin, tats made of burnt rubber and urine and of course something no bodybuilder can do without and that is friendly male companionship.
True Adonis wrote on August 24, 2008 09:01 AM: If only Titus would have followed my advice. I deadlifted 225 for 1000 reps once and I made sure no one saw me do it. My training regime would have made him so skinny no court in the land would have convicted him. My shear ignorance and stupidity keeps me out of trouble. I could have helped him.
Camel Jockey wrote on August 24, 2008 08:52 AM: Now Craig can go get him some prison tats and join a gang. The initiation phase will consist of shanking a black guy and taking it in the butthole.
Bluto wrote on August 24, 2008 05:05 AM: 39 K posts in your face!
Laura Lee wrote on August 24, 2008 04:56 AM: Mike, get off the computer. get in here and rub my feet!
Sharma wrote on August 24, 2008 04:54 AM: Oh my. How can you have eyes for anyone but Nasser and his noble features. How can you even look at Craig when you can be admiring the great Arab genetics of the uncrowned Mr O Nasser El Sonbaty.
Michael Arvilla wrote on August 24, 2008 04:54 AM: Isn't there a way to post pics on here?
DOGGCRAPP wrote on August 24, 2008 04:46 AM: SEE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT RINSE YOUR BEEF OR TRAIN DOGGCRAPP-STYLE. IF ONLY TITUS TRAINED MY WAY HE'D BE NATURAL 270 LBS WITH ABS.
Craigs mom wrote on August 24, 2008 04:29 AM: wtf craig, some gay black man from getbig just sent me pics of you from your G4P clients?
I'm dissapointed in you, son.
Craigs Dad wrote on August 24, 2008 04:27 AM: Craig, what type of lighter fluid did you use?
Your mother is driving me crazy!
Craigs Mom wrote on August 24, 2008 04:26 AM: Craig, do you want choc chip or caramel cookies next time i come to see you?
Vince Basile wrote on August 24, 2008 04:11 AM: Where is the navy font ???
Sigh! It's funny seeing the floatsam from Getbig post their comments here. The probblem is everyone thniks they are like Reverend Dr Goodrum. I have no idea about Craig or anything else for that matter, but I know that of all the floatsam posting comments in this page, Dr Goodrum is the only one who has proven that he has a world caliber physique. Why is the word limit here only 300? How can someone post if that is the case? And where is the navy font?
sevastase wrote on August 24, 2008 04:10 AM: Craig, im going to send you a collection of my finest pics to cheer you up!!
Dave Palumbo wrote on August 24, 2008 04:05 AM: I told you selling fake GH was a bad idea.......wait, that was someone else.
Dave Palumbo wrote on August 24, 2008 04:03 AM: Craig, you need to get on my diet ASAP. You are holdinh some wtare and bodyfat, but you will look diced come show tiem.
p.s make sure the GH you are selling is legit, otherwise you will end up in........oh wait, never mind.
Dave Palumbo wrote on August 24, 2008 04:01 AM: Craig, you look to be holding some water and bodyfat. I'll get you on my diet and you will look great come show time.
p.s make sure the GH you sell is legit, otherwise you will end up in........oh wait, never mind.
Ronnie Coleman wrote on August 24, 2008 03:12 AM: everybody wanna be a killer, but no body wanna burn no bodies
yip tip, tank u jeezus
KING KAMALI wrote on August 24, 2008 03:11 AM: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
WHOS LAUGHING NOW, CRAIGERS!!
p.s i banged Kelly numerous times.
Mars wrote on August 24, 2008 02:59 AM: Sad the girl cant suffer anymore for what she did to the great Craig Titus.
I plea an immediate absolution for Craig Titus and financial compensation for the damage that be done to him physically and mentally plus excuse from Melissa's parents for demonizing him.
Gustavo Badell wrote on August 24, 2008 02:23 AM: Jew see gwat happens win yur not gwon hundra percen nachural!
Haney Rambod wrote on August 24, 2008 02:21 AM: As long as no Ebony Mountains of Muscle are locked away, my world is A-OK!
Matt from Dubai, India wrote on August 24, 2008 02:17 AM: Though I am Will Harris's meat-loving bottom twink, I do appreciate other hot muscle-hunks when I see them. Craig, please get out soon so you can come and pound my anus into submission. Toodles hot stuff.
JOCKTHEGLIDE wrote on August 24, 2008 01:33 AM: U see here we have misteaken and messed up jury my fiends at review jornal,,,titus good man we met many,,,many times on stage and good guy. good lck friend willl vsit on occasion,,,,,
gh15 approved
gh15 wrote on August 24, 2008 01:31 AM: INFANTILES,,, REMMBER WHAT GH15 SAYS FOR YOU ARE PRIVILEGED TO LISTENING TO GOD OF HORMONES. TITUS WAS BIG TIME REC DRUG USER,,,HORMONES DONT MAKE U BURN PEOPLE UP. TITUS IS SCUM AND DESERVES TO BURN FOR MURDERING THIS GIRL. ALSO STOP AKING ME ABOUT WHO IS ON HORMONES,,,FACT 99% OF PEPOPLE READING THIS ARE ON HORMONES,,,ORALS MOSTLY BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO SCARED OF NEEDLE.
GH15 APPROVED
jtsunami wrote on August 23, 2008 08:29 PM: Natural I would never leave you mmm I hope I come back soon.
jt
Naturalwonder83 wrote on August 23, 2008 07:10 PM: i wonder where u go-i think maybe u on sabatical or on family friends vaction on boardwalks in usa-i send him pm w/ your newe email address
take care friend
jtsunami wrote on August 23, 2008 06:55 PM: Natural thx man! I love you. You are the greatest. Hopefully Ron doesn't send email to jtsunami09876@yahoo.com cause I deleted that email a long time ago, my new email he has to send email to is nasserlife@rocketmail.com
I can't wait to get back and help.
jt
Naturalwonder83 wrote on August 23, 2008 06:45 PM: JT-i pm Ron for you!!! Hopefully things will work out for you!
And the rest of you should be ashamed of yourselves-karma is real...REMEMBER THAT
Erik Fankhouser wrote on August 23, 2008 04:06 PM: That was a toothless decision by the judge!
Ripitupbaby wrote on August 23, 2008 03:43 PM: Looking great there Craig! Keep up the good work!
Danielson wrote on August 23, 2008 03:41 PM: Ron, it's not fair that people can say whatever they want here but not on Getbig. That's bullsssshiiiittt. Wahhhh. Wahhhhhh. Wahhhhhhh. Oh yeah, can someone have LVRJ ban Bluto?
JohnnyFalcon wrote on August 23, 2008 03:39 PM: actually craig and kelly will only serve four years before the arrival of Niburu and earths destruction in 2012.
MisterMangoo wrote on August 23, 2008 03:26 PM: I sure would love to train with that big muscle bear. Email me on musclefurs Craig.
jtsunami wrote on August 23, 2008 03:10 PM: Natural_Wonder83 please email me I am locked out of my account, this is the real deal, I haven't been able to log on I don't know my password, please email me nasserlife@rocketmail.com or tell Ron to reset my password please.
jt
BayGBM wrote on August 23, 2008 02:47 PM: This biotch can get locked up in my cell any time. *slurp*
dreadlord wrote on August 23, 2008 02:45 PM:
while posting on getbig i got so excited i kinda tore my poohole to pieces
any tips?
dreadlord wrote on August 23, 2008 02:37 PM: i can't wait to suck some prime sausage tonight
Stavios wrote on August 23, 2008 02:32 PM: I remember the time Fouad and I were making sweet love in the park in Montreal and Craig and Kelly drove past us. Good times!
Fouad I love you!
Ron wrote on August 23, 2008 02:19 PM: This is enough. Maybe you can cool off in timeout.
Huge Nasser 300 lbs with abs wrote on August 23, 2008 01:28 PM: Craig went little far. I mean, I slap wife around sometime. Huge Nasser say Craig won't be able to sell soiled underwear in prison to Sharma.
bodybuilder1234 wrote on August 23, 2008 10:42 AM: Gayer than wrapping your handcuff chains around your belly to stop it hanging out ::)
Derek Anthony wrote on August 23, 2008 09:32 AM: One less gigolo out there taking my male clientele, more pleasure to be had by me.
onlyme wrote on August 23, 2008 09:29 AM: I always hated Craig as his high bulking diet meant there was less food in the world for me to eat.Did I tell you about the time I played water polo with Prince Charles, Ice Cube and Madonna....?
sergiopump wrote on August 23, 2008 09:26 AM: Ah I remember it like it was yesterday, a fresh faced Craig Titus came strolling in to my hotel room,me and my firends all seated on the bed waiting with baited breath as this tanned hunk of a man performed for us for 2 hours.It was nearly as good as 1993 when Bob Chic posed and wrestled with me and my friends at the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas.I was literally drained after that performance.
jtsunami wrote on August 23, 2008 08:33 AM: Natural JTSUNAMI HERE! I locked myself out of my account and can't get back in, can you email Ron and tell him to reset my password? Please email me nasserlife@rocketmail.com
Vince Goodrum wrote on August 23, 2008 07:39 AM: Tonight I will be with queen Vissy in body... but my heart and soul will be in that 8 by 8 cell with you, Buttercup.
GetbigDude wrote on August 23, 2008 07:35 AM: Looks like you're an obese turd in jail, and the kids on the forums are enjoying a sunny day.
Who's laughing last, Craiggers? hahahaha
Naturalwonder83 wrote on August 23, 2008 07:18 AM: beefcake alert!
Bob Cicherillo wrote on August 22, 2008 11:18 PM: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft. Free Craigers.
SweetMuscles wrote on August 22, 2008 09:55 PM: Does anyone know how I can arrange a conjugal visit with Craig?
Elite_Lifter wrote on August 22, 2008 07:41 PM: I sure wish I was Craiggers cellmate!
Johnny Vegas wrote on August 22, 2008 05:27 PM: I don't like women, but Kelly does have a nice package, so I'll wait for her to get out.. I've been talking to her almost everyday now. She doesn't even care that I'm fat, which I think makes her a good hearted person.
Johnny
Ben Weider wrote on August 22, 2008 05:02 PM: I remember those posing sessions like they were yesterday.
Craig was a petulent young lad with a dour face and a spectacular package.
I must go now. I like to watch my houseboy doing yoga.
Ron Avidan wrote on August 22, 2008 04:52 PM: Craig is a personal friend of mine and posed exclusively and privately for myself and Isaac Hines. What was great is that Craig let me oil him down and it was a wonderful two hours. Isaac and I still takl about it on Musclephone as we relieve that special moment.
Sorry for Melissa but she was not a man and Craig was. Also, I need to let MattC out of timeout.
Earl1972 wrote on August 22, 2008 04:48 PM: he's no Kevin
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Illegals wrote on August 22, 2008 04:10 PM: They're probably illegals.
craigman wrote on August 22, 2008 03:51 PM: I miss when craig did all of the g4p movies for me. He always gave me a happy ending. I hope Tyrone is giving him a happy ending too...
Elite_Lifter wrote on August 22, 2008 03:45 PM: Me and Craig used to be gay lovers, and I will always miss this man and his good heart.
usedtobeCO wrote on August 22, 2008 03:22 PM: Titus will be eligible for parole after 21 years...Ryan will be eligible after 6. Any "good time" credits they earn come off of the back of their sentence.
David Mirza/squadfather wrote on August 22, 2008 03:17 PM: I am Persian and live at the riverview trailer court. I think Craig is evil but my father in law wants to use the computer now and maggie urinated herself .
bye
Chris wrote on August 22, 2008 03:09 PM: Hilarious, once the poser cut off the drugs he went to his "genetic blueprint". A SHORT, FAT bald man. Titus will get OWNED in prison. I'll bet he now shuts his mouth. Without his drug habit he is back to his cowardly self. A punk of the highest order. Let's hope that someone in prison saves us some tax money and gives him a little old-fashioned payback justice.
Stevie Blechman wrote on August 22, 2008 02:46 PM: Now that he is convicted he can rejoin the rest of our ex-convicts on our all-criminal staff. Welcome home, Craig!
John Romano wrote on August 22, 2008 02:44 PM: I think the got about rite sentnnece. I also am a convict. Now me is a riter for gay rag no one reeds. Titus also was convict and riter. He bodybuilder also.
CraigLover wrote on August 22, 2008 02:40 PM: I love you Craig and ur muscles. That girl was scum and bad people. she deserved it. burn baby burn
Judge wrote on August 22, 2008 02:34 PM: They killed this girl in cold blood and then attempted to hide the killing by burning up their car. They were too stupid to realize that forensics would figure out a body was in the trunk. They should have gotten life. Her lower sentence makes no sense. She was in this just as deep as her loser husband.
Trunk Monkey wrote on August 22, 2008 02:08 PM: This is outrageous.
Let's turn the Trunk Monkey loose on these thugs.
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Bob T wrote on August 22, 2008 01:53 PM: Who says you can't get away with murder?
With 'good behavior" when will they be eligble for parole?
Cold blooded murder gets a lesser sentence than accidental vehicular homicide
Darrin wrote on August 22, 2008 01:10 PM: Mmmmm... steroids! Yum, yum!
Shawn Ray wrote on August 22, 2008 01:06 PM: They got off light.
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Whatever you say white devil. ;D
lol you could me my brother from a... the same mother ;D
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Hahahahaha how ironic that hes half iranian lolol, he's probably one of the iranians that constantly go on talking about how they are "Aryans" and "white" hahah brutal issues :D
What do you care little turk ?..
:D
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nationalism and racism is a baad fwing, yes :'(, but so is over the top opposit stupidity ;D
I mean lol, look at swede... he's white... now look at steven seagal, he is not white :D! And all those greas ball pube haired italian americans, lol ::), I don't even know what the hell they are, but no way they are white, there's just no way!
And it's not racist, but calling a bunny lizard doesn't fit in my head ???... not even calling a bunny rabbit... they are ALL not the same :P, clear differences.
How do you tell who's white or not? Most of my friends and family are part native, this shit don't make alot of sense to me. I mean I could easily pass for swedish, and yet my best friend looks like xerxes. This shit don't make alot of sense white is a stupid fucking term open to far to much abuse and bullshit. Your either nordic or just caucasian(persians are caucasian along with arab, and most hindu's.)
Anyhow nationialism is only bad when you confuse it with political doctrine, it's good in culture borderline retarded in politics.
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Back in 1998 on Getbig there was this guy name "Supplement Guru" who talked like he knew EVERYTHING about training.
One day he posted his pic and he looked like a white Vince Goodrum. Almost no muscle, yet posing in a thong, tanned and oiled with a huge smile, thinking he was hot shit.
The way he got ripped apart for weeks after that was great.
Anyone else remember that shit from like 13 years ago?
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Back in 1998 on Getbig there was this guy name "Supplement Guru" who talked like he knew EVERYTHING about training.
One day he posted his pic and he looked like a white Vince Goodrum. Almost no muscle, yet posing in a thong, tanned and oiled with a huge smile, thinking he was hot shit.
The way he got ripped apart for weeks after that was great.
Anyone else remember that shit from like 13 years ago?
I'll ask ron he might know hang on....
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someone was flaming lord humongous and called him 'the great dick drainer of legend'... i lost it.
i think sarcasm was arguing with someone in a race thread and said:
"don't ever raise your voice to me like that.. i am a white man"
was it by chance this? ;D
legend has it that the native kenyans, after years of him begging, accepted him into their tribe as the Village Butt Cleaner. after a week or 2 lard humunganus managed to convince them that he was actually the Great White Dick Drainer of legend that their tribe had been fortelling about for generations. his skills at deepthroating the kenyan purple-headed anaconda have never been seriously challenged and in those parts his name is still familiar to everyone to this day.
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was it by chance this? ;D
fuck yes!!! thanks
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How do you tell who's white or not? Most of my friends and family are part native, this shit don't make alot of sense to me. I mean I could easily pass for swedish, and yet my best friend looks like xerxes. This shit don't make alot of sense white is a stupid fucking term open to far to much abuse and bullshit. Your either nordic or just caucasian(persians are caucasian along with arab, and most hindu's.)
Anyhow nationialism is only bad when you confuse it with political doctrine, it's good in culture borderline retarded in politics.
I have arab and somali friends, doesn't make them anywehere white, has nothing to do with your own gene type. They all speak fluent finnish and have lived almost all their lives here, one is born here... none of them consider themselves white either.... one of my cusines is half arab/halfwhite and he doesn't consider himself white... nor should he, because he doesn't look like one, period.
white people have white peoples face and eyes... period... if you're not white, it's like whatever, but it's almost like people fancy about having nordic features, and because you're 1/4 white you want to emphasize it and claim you are one ::), it's bullshit.
even I'm not 100% white... atleast I don't see my self as a typical white guy, I don't look like one.
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We know we've all done it, some of us more then others, so post your favorite Getbig-isms that have made you cover your monitor in food/protein shakes/liquid from sheer laughter and the shock of the comment...
my favorite's over the years:
'by the thong of Nasser!' - can't remember who but I remember spitting out a mouthful
'you shall never address MARS directly' - can't remember, maybe kiwiol or BDB
'googly eye' - Kovacs in reference to Nasser
keep it going!
didn't happen yet, only richard pryor, george carlin early diceman ever caused me to do this.
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MAYBE ALREADY MENTIONED, but this thread made me laugh my ass off. UK GOLD and the strap on thread...lol FOR weeks after that every time he posted pics of fem doms but ramming guys got posted...lol I think it was a gimmick of Blockhead's or David Paul. still funny though.
My girlfriend loves to finger my ass when shes giving me a blow job. God i love it, it literally DOUBLES the pleasure when i cum :o. I have to admit i'm now intrigued by the thought of her using something bigger. She really wants to; she loves treating me like a nasty slut, ha ha ha. Has anyone tried it? Whats it like?
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=80494.0
hahahaha, what a fag, you just owned yourself, delete your account.
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Anybody remember "THE LUKE" ? LOL
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Chris Cormier on the cell phone thread
Check out the milky tits on the junior national thread
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The bobby sly thread and some of the goodrum threads. Props to all the guys with the photoshop chops.
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The photoshop where some getbiggers are posing in a locker room, I think jaejonna is in a trashcan
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The photoshop where some getbiggers are posing in a locker room, I think jaejonna is in a trashcan
Not sure who did it (maybe db), but it's genius
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Not sure who did it (maybe db), but it's genius
LOL that's the one, genius!
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Not sure who did it (maybe db), but it's genius
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
genius man ;D
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is that "DADDY WADDY"? what ever happened to him?
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i cant for the life of me understand all this anger "bigmc", i mean shit i stuck up for you the other day, some guys on the other side of the internet said they saw you walking down the street eating a bacon, lettuce, tomato and 13 inch negro penis sandwich and i said "bullshit, bigmc doesn't like bacon, lettuce or tomato".
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hahahah i've used that one in real life!!! ;D
*edit, there's a pb and jelly version of it that i used... i didnt read the whole quote before replying.
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hahahah i've used that one in real life!!! ;D
*edit, there's a pb and jelly version of it that i used... i didnt read the whole quote before replying.
I have too lol. Any of sarcasm's, kiwiol's, or BroadStreetBruiser's "I bet you're the type of guy", are hilarious.
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i laugh many times when king alex and lord benz destroy the mirzfather. i also liked big mark c material before i finds out the true identity.
danielson also make me laugh very heartily on occasion.
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is that "DADDY WADDY"? what ever happened to him?
He mutated into "Johnny Falcon."
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Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This has to be the most horrendous mutilation of the English language ever. Shadow, you should be ashamed of doing to the best language of them all, what your dad has done to your asshole. May a pox descend on your head.
Also, based on the above post, I've come up with a theory - I think the reason Getbig's servers crash is cause sometimes, Shadow presses 'Spell check' before posting some drivel he's hashed up. Thoughts anyone?
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is that "DADDY WADDY"? what ever happened to him?
He lives in a filthy apartment and has loss most of his teeth from the crystal meth.
It's a real shame.
Dom out!