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So I'm at the bar the other day watching the game and I'm making my way back to my table with a pitcher of bud and some wings when I walk past the pool table and see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his non existant triceps to try and impress the 2 girls he is with.So I walk over and say "My God!You remind me of a young Tom Cruise in The Color Of Money!", the guy looks at me all proud and says "Thanks Bro" to which I replied "Yes, those 13inch pipe cleaners, your big nose, closet homosexuality and the fact you can barely see over the table make the resemblance!", the 2 girls he is with start trying to hold back their laughter while this skinny queer rushes of to the toilets to cry and slit his wrists ;D
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And then you woke up and logged on to getbig........... ::)
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So "Army of Cum" visits a gay bar. ::) Fascinating.
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So I'm at the bar the other day watching the game and I'm making my way back to my table with a pitcher of bud and some wings when I walk past the pool table and see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his no existant triceps to try and impress the 2 girls he is with.So I walk over and say "My God!You remind me of a young Tom Cruise in The Color Of Money!", the guy looks at me all proud and says "Thanks Bro" to which I replied "Yes, those 13inch pipe cleaners, your big nose, closet homosexuality and the fact you can barely see over the table make the resemblance!", the 2 girls he is with start trying to hold back their laughter while this skinny queer rushes of to the toilets to cry and slit his wrists ;D
Great stuff, lmao!
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So I'm at the bar the other day watching the game and I'm making my way back to my table with a pitcher of bud and some wings when I walk past the pool table and see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his no existant triceps to try and impress the 2 girls he is with.So I walk over and say "My God!You remind me of a young Tom Cruise in The Color Of Money!", the guy looks at me all proud and says "Thanks Bro" to which I replied "Yes, those 13inch pipe cleaners, your big nose, closet homosexuality and the fact you can barely see over the table make the resemblance!", the 2 girls he is with start trying to hold back their laughter while this skinny queer rushes of to the toilets to cry and slit his wrists ;D
hahaha
;D
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Army of One keeping the spirit of Dave alive. 8)
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So I'm at the bar the other day watching the game and I'm making my way back to my table with a pitcher of bud and some wings when I walk past the pool table and see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his non existant triceps to try and impress the 2 girls he is with.So I walk over and say "My God!You remind me of a young Tom Cruise in The Color Of Money!", the guy looks at me all proud and says "Thanks Bro" to which I replied "Yes, those 13inch pipe cleaners, your big nose, closet homosexuality and the fact you can barely see over the table make the resemblance!", the 2 girls he is with start trying to hold back their laughter while this skinny queer rushes of to the toilets to cry and slit his wrists ;D
Epic jealousy of Salvatore.
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respect a legend you twinks
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i'm high and still didnt laugh. so i guess thats funny. lol
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So I'm at the bar the other day watching the game and I'm making my way back to my table with a pitcher of bud and some wings when I walk past the pool table and see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his non existant triceps to try and impress the 2 girls he is with.So I walk over and say "My God!You remind me of a young Tom Cruise in The Color Of Money!", the guy looks at me all proud and says "Thanks Bro" to which I replied "Yes, those 13inch pipe cleaners, your big nose, closet homosexuality and the fact you can barely see over the table make the resemblance!", the 2 girls he is with start trying to hold back their laughter while this skinny queer rushes of to the toilets to cry and slit his wrists ;D
hahaha! sarcasm-esque ;D
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i'm high and still didnt laugh. so i guess thats funny. lol
well when you name yourself after a terrible alcohol you won't find many things to be funny... taste in getbig humor is acquired
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So I'm at the bar the other day watching the game and I'm making my way back to my table with a pitcher of bud and some wings when I walk past the pool table and see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his non existant triceps to try and impress the 2 girls he is with.So I walk over and say "My God!You remind me of a young Tom Cruise in The Color Of Money!", the guy looks at me all proud and says "Thanks Bro" to which I replied "Yes, those 13inch pipe cleaners, your big nose, closet homosexuality and the fact you can barely see over the table make the resemblance!", the 2 girls he is with start trying to hold back their laughter while this skinny queer rushes of to the toilets to cry and slit his wrists ;D
LOL, I see twinks like that every day. Guido douche's.
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Oh my :o
Has Dave graced us with his presence again :o
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There's this one guy, prolly around 50, looks to be in decent shape.
However, all I ever see him do is light biceps. He has zero tricep development, and no shoulders, chest or legs.
Walks around flexing his guns, look to be like 15 inch arms.
I was going to ask if he needed a spot yesterday when he was doing seated dumbbell curls with 20's.
He's the type who walks around glaring at everyone with a mad look.
It's quite comical really. I was gonna pull a "squadfather" and own him, but I'll leave him be to the pretend world in his head.
Tapout tough guy ???
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Spa's in our gym...
Where do I start...
One guy we call 'angry pants', walks around with no muscle in tight pants lifting very little weight
One guy who comes in, sits at the pec dec and sneaks a look at you through one of the mirrors
Then theres Des
Another guy is on gear over a year non-stop and is losing weight, about 6'2, 200lbs skinnyfat and told me his gf works but he cant cos it'd interfere with his bodybuilding
We call another guy 'the emperors new clothes' cos everytime you go to gym hes either getting in or out of the shower, naked obviously
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every gym has them: gym clowns, they like to 'entertrain'
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I have owned a gym for 15 years and there is nothing better than 'Gym Nicknames'. Angry pants is an awesome name!
Spa's in our gym...
Where do I start...
One guy we call 'angry pants', walks around with no muscle in tight pants lifting very little weight
One guy who comes in, sits at the pec dec and sneaks a look at you through one of the mirrors
Then theres Des
Another guy is on gear over a year non-stop and is losing weight, about 6'2, 200lbs skinnyfat and told me his gf works but he cant cos it'd interfere with his bodybuilding
We call another guy 'the emperors new clothes' cos everytime you go to gym hes either getting in or out of the shower, naked obviously
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I sometimes train at a local gym on a Saturday whenever I miss my Friday sessions and there's one guy in my gym who's about 60 years old, wrinkled to fuck from being perma-tanned, and has a blonde jerry curl down to his shoulders. He's always naked in the showers and then uses the hairdryer on his nutsack - I don't think I've ever seen him lift any weights - he just seems to live there. I'll see if I can get a picture of him next time I'm in.
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at golds gym in palm desert ca there a little black kid that thinks hes cool by dancing in between sets hahaha typical black kids lol!!
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There's this one guy, prolly around 50, looks to be in decent shape.
However, all I ever see him do is light biceps. He has zero tricep development, and no shoulders, chest or legs.
Walks around flexing his guns, look to be like 15 inch arms.
I was going to ask if he needed a spot yesterday when he was doing seated dumbbell curls with 20's.
He's the type who walks around glaring at everyone with a mad look.
It's quite comical really. I was gonna pull a "squadfather" and own him, but I'll leave him be to the pretend world in his head.
Tapout tough guy ???
These guys are a dime a dozen. What ever happened to the good old days when you went to a gym and saw tanks everywhere and the women were all hot and in amazing shape??
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Spa's in our gym...
Where do I start...
One guy we call 'angry pants', walks around with no muscle in tight pants lifting very little weight
One guy who comes in, sits at the pec dec and sneaks a look at you through one of the mirrors
Then theres Des
Another guy is on gear over a year non-stop and is losing weight, about 6'2, 200lbs skinnyfat and told me his gf works but he cant cos it'd interfere with his bodybuilding
We call another guy 'the emperors new clothes' cos everytime you go to gym hes either getting in or out of the shower, naked obviously
We have loads here -
Handkerchief head - Fat guy who Spends 3 hours a day in the gym talking and wiping his head with a hanky
Bumbag man - Big fat dude who thinks he is huge who is never seen without his bumbag
Tinfoil man - guy who wears one of this sweat suits..he wears it in the sauna
Handicap head - girl who looks like she has downes but doesn't
Mini-me - Handkerchief heads smaller twin
Retardicus - Guy who tried to convince us that Ronnie was Natural for his last two Olympia wins ::) ::) ::) ::)
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hahahaha 'pipe cleaners' lol
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We have loads here -
Handkerchief head - Fat guy who Spends 3 hours a day in the gym talking and wiping his head with a hanky
Bumbag man - Big fat dude who thinks he is huge who is never seen without his bumbag
Tinfoil man - guy who wears one of this sweat suits..he wears it in the sauna
Handicap head - girl who looks like she has downes but doesn't
Mini-me - Handkerchief heads smaller twin
Retardicus - Guy who tried to convince us that Ronnie was Natural for his last two Olympia wins ::) ::) ::) ::)
Hahahahaha brilliant
We call one guy 'the mummy' cos he wears so many wraps and bandages
'cant grow,wont grow' looks the same the last 8yrs
Des calls one fella 'burt reynolds in bad health' cos he looks like a skinny burt reynolds
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Hahahahaha brilliant
We call one guy 'the mummy' cos he wears so many wraps and bandages
'cant grow,wont grow' looks the same the last 8yrs
Des calls one fella 'burt reynolds in bad health' cos he looks like a skinny burt reynolds
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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lol....He has the Dave formula down.
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There's this one guy, prolly around 50, looks to be in decent shape.
However, all I ever see him do is light biceps. He has zero tricep development, and no shoulders, chest or legs.
Walks around flexing his guns, look to be like 15 inch arms.
I was going to ask if he needed a spot yesterday when he was doing seated dumbbell curls with 20's.
He's the type who walks around glaring at everyone with a mad look.
It's quite comical really. I was gonna pull a "squadfather" and own him, but I'll leave him be to the pretend world in his head.
Tapout tough guy ???
You should have...
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We have a bunch of spin classes in my gym.
....enough said!
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So I'm at the bar the other day watching the game and I'm making my way back to my table with a pitcher of bud and some wings when I walk past the pool table and see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his non existant triceps to try and impress the 2 girls he is with.So I walk over and say "My God!You remind me of a young Tom Cruise in The Color Of Money!", the guy looks at me all proud and says "Thanks Bro" to which I replied "Yes, those 13inch pipe cleaners, your big nose, closet homosexuality and the fact you can barely see over the table make the resemblance!", the 2 girls he is with start trying to hold back their laughter while this skinny queer rushes of to the toilets to cry and slit his wrists ;D
Why were you being so mean to Sally ???
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We have a bunch of spin classes in my gym.
....enough said!
Gyms now are a joke.
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So "Army of Cum" visits a gay bar. ::) Fascinating.
Nice. ;D
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see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his non existant triceps
Next time try to pay more attention to the game you went to watch at the bar, or at the very list the beer you were drinking .
Now go watch Jay's huge guns on your "Cut and above" dvd !
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There's no way those arms were 13 inches. 12...12-1/2, *maybe*.
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And then you woke up and logged on to getbig........... ::)
lol!
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Gyms now are a joke.
Nothink like a bunch of fat dudes in spandex walking by in their little spin cleats :-X
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at golds gym in palm desert ca there a little black kid that thinks hes cool by dancing in between sets hahaha typical black kids lol!!
Yet, one black does it, but no one else, so it's typical of black kids
I guess that because their is a lack of Mexicans in gyms, it's typical for them to be out of shape?
On to the gym nicknames. In one gym, there was the "Kids", these encompassed HS kids who were typically out of shape, but joined the gym to hang out. Typically, on Sat morning if you came in, all the dumbells would be rolling around the floor.
"Flappy gut", some guy who possibly got the stomach band and lost a lot of weight, but for a yr never lost the flappy skin...he looked fine for that...
"Ancient Chinese Secret" or "that Asian dude", some Asian guy who would dry his balls with hairdryer and talk to you, and would talk about some "Ancient Chinese Remedy", too bad their is no remedy for losing weight and, well take a guess.
The PT who had clients who looked better than him. The female PT who was a middle aged MIlf,
the black aerobics instructor who had endless energy: "Energizer Bunny".
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THERES this guy at my gym who has a haircut like mike n ray mentzer...all he does everynite is the same machine preacher curl machine, the same one every nite does for about 45 min ....he wears the same cut off jeans and tank top every day and those 70 tube socks with green stripes on them every day same socks with the green stripes pulled up to his knees. hes a white guy bout 55 years old 511 160lbs, real skinny and zero arm developement.ahahaha
we call him mentzer
then there the 6 arab guys who all train every exercise together every one!!! they only speak in that weird aribac lauguage to...its just freakin hilarious ..they are all about 5-5 and 130 lbs to which makes it all the funnier...talk about monopolizin a machine they will be on one machine for an hour doin their sets and talking...its just fuckin hilarious.
everyone calls them the brown guys ahahhahaha
we also have the fags that live in the locker rom walkin around naked n just taken in the scenery... i never change in there or shower there ever, very uncomfortable aptmosphere for non gays.
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sure u did!!! ::) ::) ::)
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So I'm at the bar the other day watching the game and I'm making my way back to my table with a pitcher of bud and some wings when I walk past the pool table and see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his non existant triceps to try and impress the 2 girls he is with.So I walk over and say "My God!You remind me of a young Tom Cruise in The Color Of Money!", the guy looks at me all proud and says "Thanks Bro" to which I replied "Yes, those 13inch pipe cleaners, your big nose, closet homosexuality and the fact you can barely see over the table make the resemblance!", the 2 girls he is with start trying to hold back their laughter while this skinny queer rushes of to the toilets to cry and slit his wrists ;D
Bullshit!......Calvin is too drunk to play pool ::)
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So I'm at the bar the other day watching the game and I'm making my way back to my table with a pitcher of bud and some wings when I walk past the pool table and see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his non existant triceps to try and impress the 2 girls he is with.So I walk over and say "My God!You remind me of a young Tom Cruise in The Color Of Money!", the guy looks at me all proud and says "Thanks Bro" to which I replied "Yes, those 13inch pipe cleaners, your big nose, closet homosexuality and the fact you can barely see over the table make the resemblance!", the 2 girls he is with start trying to hold back their laughter while this skinny queer rushes of to the toilets to cry and slit his wrists ;D
:'(
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Bullshit!......Calvin is too drunk to play pool ::)
At least you finally spelt my name right :-\
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At least you finally spelt my name right :-\
Sorry, my bad..I meant Clavin :)
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There's this one guy, prolly around 50, looks to be in decent shape.
However, all I ever see him do is light biceps. He has zero tricep development, and no shoulders, chest or legs.
Walks around flexing his guns, look to be like 15 inch arms.
I was going to ask if he needed a spot yesterday when he was doing seated dumbbell curls with 20's.
He's the type who walks around glaring at everyone with a mad look.
It's quite comical really. I was gonna pull a "squadfather" and own him, but I'll leave him be to the pretend world in his head.
Tapout tough guy ???
sounds to me like your looking for a date just train and mind your fuckin business we all have these idiots in our gym..just train and go home.....
just saying ;D
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brutal ownage. good job.
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see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his non existant triceps
Next time try to pay more attention to the game you went to watch at the bar, or at the very list the beer you were drinking .
Now go watch Jay's huge guns on your "Cut and above" dvd !
No bro, I have Dr Dena's "Balls of Steel" playing 24/7 on Bluray at the moment
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So I'm at the bar the other day watching the game and I'm making my way back to my table with a pitcher of bud and some wings when I walk past the pool table and see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his non existant triceps to try and impress the 2 girls he is with.So I walk over and say "My God!You remind me of a young Tom Cruise in The Color Of Money!", the guy looks at me all proud and says "Thanks Bro" to which I replied "Yes, those 13inch pipe cleaners, your big nose, closet homosexuality and the fact you can barely see over the table make the resemblance!", the 2 girls he is with start trying to hold back their laughter while this skinny queer rushes of to the toilets to cry and slit his wrists ;D
lolz
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Walmart's and Fitness Clubs all across the globe are a sure sign that hell does exist, and we are all living in it.
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So I'm at the bar the other day watching the game and I'm making my way back to my table with a pitcher of bud and some wings when I walk past the pool table and see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his non existant triceps to try and impress the 2 girls he is with.So I walk over and say "My God!You remind me of a young Tom Cruise in The Color Of Money!", the guy looks at me all proud and says "Thanks Bro" to which I replied "Yes, those 13inch pipe cleaners, your big nose, closet homosexuality and the fact you can barely see over the table make the resemblance!", the 2 girls he is with start trying to hold back their laughter while this skinny queer rushes of to the toilets to cry and slit his wrists ;D
im having a difficult time deciding who the biggest loser is. You or him.
is it his narcissism or your insecurity?- so much so that you felt you had to say something to a complete stranger.
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twink calling another a twink!! hope u got laid. ::)
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U left out the ending where u proceeded to gives 3some with said 2 whores, no?
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We have loads here -
Handkerchief head - Fat guy who Spends 3 hours a day in the gym talking and wiping his head with a hanky
Bumbag man - Big fat dude who thinks he is huge who is never seen without his bumbag
Tinfoil man - guy who wears one of this sweat suits..he wears it in the sauna
Handicap head - girl who looks like she has downes but doesn't
Mini-me - Handkerchief heads smaller twin
Retardicus - Guy who tried to convince us that Ronnie was Natural for his last two Olympia wins ::) ::) ::) ::)
;D
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im having a difficult time deciding who the biggest loser is. You or him.
is it his narcissism or your insecurity?- so much so that you felt you had to say something to a complete stranger.
X2
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So I'm at the bar the other day watching the game and I'm making my way back to my table with a pitcher of bud and some wings when I walk past the pool table and see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his non existant triceps to try and impress the 2 girls he is with.So I walk over and say "My God!You remind me of a young Tom Cruise in The Color Of Money!", the guy looks at me all proud and says "Thanks Bro" to which I replied "Yes, those 13inch pipe cleaners, your big nose, closet homosexuality and the fact you can barely see over the table make the resemblance!", the 2 girls he is with start trying to hold back their laughter while this skinny queer rushes of to the toilets to cry and slit his wrists ;D
LOL funny.. actually getbig worthy...
See "Arm me with lubricious Men".... when you stay away from video games and penile size threads, you can do it...
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well when you name yourself after a terrible alcohol you won't find many things to be funny... taste in getbig humor is acquired
how does that have anything to do with finding anyhting funny? acquired? i registered first in 05. . this material only worked when it was fresh. when you could open up getbig in the morning and squadfather had been already owning for an hour or two already. now it's being put out as some memorial. getbig is weak these days.
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When I used to work the night shift at my gym while in law school, we had what may be the greatest every gym weirdo. I nicknamed him the Great White Ninja.
Realize that the area where I worked is one of the richest in the country, so there are many wealthy people that have absolutely bizarre, challenged children.
This one guy, about 21 years old would come in at around 8:00 p.m. dressed as a ninja. Mind you, this dude was fucking athletic, as he would walk on his hands for a long while, and crawl on top of the old Nautilus machines, trying to navigate his way around the gym (over 100 machines) without ever touching the floor.
The desk staff was required to check each member in, and when you checked in, your photo would pop up on the computer screen.
Ninja refused to check in one night, telling the staff that they did not have a right to his identity. I went to discuss this with him, and I realized the absurdity of the situtation when I was talking to him as he was on top of the Nautilus duo squat machine.
I talked to the owner the next day and told him he must speak with dude's parents, because the members were beginning to freak out, as the kid had increasingly escalating behavior issues.
There was also this smelly Indian gentleman who wore a lot of Indian gold. He would do these weird twisty type "exercises" that you could do in your house, with no need to go to a gym. For some odd reason, he loved the machine that is an alternative to the Nautilus pullover, the Nautilus "behind-neck machine" (a favorite of Mentzer). He was one of only 3 people that I ever saw use the machine (I was one of them--pretty cool machine actually, when used properly). This guy used perfect form on this machine for multiple sets, and then would hould some dumbells (light ones) while he did some odd twisting exercises.
FUCKING ROFL!!!!!!!
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We miss you, Dave. :-[ :-X :-*
Love, Getbig
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So I'm at the bar the other day watching the game and I'm making my way back to my table with a pitcher of bud and some wings when I walk past the pool table and see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his non existant triceps to try and impress the 2 girls he is with.So I walk over and say "My God!You remind me of a young Tom Cruise in The Color Of Money!", the guy looks at me all proud and says "Thanks Bro" to which I replied "Yes, those 13inch pipe cleaners, your big nose, closet homosexuality and the fact you can barely see over the table make the resemblance!", the 2 girls he is with start trying to hold back their laughter while this skinny queer rushes of to the toilets to cry and slit his wrists ;D
he wont recover ;)