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Re: Speaking of Twinks at Gyms
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2010, 05:58:05 AM »
Hahahahaha brilliant
We call one guy 'the mummy' cos he wears so many wraps and bandages
'cant grow,wont grow' looks the same the last 8yrs
Des calls one fella 'burt reynolds in bad health' cos he looks like a skinny burt reynolds


ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: Ownage of a skinny twink at the bar
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2010, 06:17:41 AM »
lol....He has the Dave formula down.
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Re: Speaking of Twinks at Gyms
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2010, 06:39:48 AM »
There's this one guy, prolly around 50, looks to be in decent shape.
However, all I ever see him do is light biceps. He has zero tricep development, and no shoulders, chest or legs.
Walks around flexing his guns, look to be like 15 inch arms.
I was going to ask if he needed a spot yesterday when he was doing seated dumbbell curls with 20's.
He's the type who walks around glaring at everyone with a mad look.
It's quite comical really. I was gonna pull a "squadfather" and own him, but I'll leave him be to the pretend world in his head.
Tapout tough guy  ???

You should have...

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Re: Speaking of Twinks at Gyms
« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2010, 07:00:01 AM »
We have a bunch of spin classes in my gym.

....enough said!

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Re: Ownage of a skinny twink at the bar
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2010, 07:02:09 AM »
So I'm at the bar the other day watching the game and I'm making my way back to my table with a pitcher of bud and some wings when I walk past the pool table and see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his non existant triceps to try and impress the 2 girls he is with.So I walk over and say "My God!You remind me of a young Tom Cruise in The Color Of Money!", the guy looks at me all proud and says "Thanks Bro" to which I replied "Yes, those 13inch pipe cleaners, your big nose, closet homosexuality and the fact you can barely see over the table make the resemblance!", the 2 girls he is with start trying to hold back their laughter while this skinny queer rushes of to the toilets to cry and slit his wrists  ;D



Why were you being so mean to Sally ???

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Re: Speaking of Twinks at Gyms
« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2010, 07:08:19 AM »
We have a bunch of spin classes in my gym.

....enough said!
Gyms now are a joke.

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Re: Ownage of a skinny twink at the bar
« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2010, 07:09:03 AM »
So "Army of Cum" visits a gay bar.  ::) Fascinating.

Nice.  ;D
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Re: Ownage of a skinny twink at the bar
« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2010, 07:11:51 AM »

see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his non existant triceps


Next time try to pay more attention to the game you went to watch at the bar, or at the very list the beer you were drinking  .

Now go watch Jay's huge guns on your "Cut and above" dvd !

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Re: Ownage of a skinny twink at the bar
« Reply #33 on: December 10, 2010, 07:14:05 AM »

There's no way those arms were 13 inches.  12...12-1/2, *maybe*.


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Re: Ownage of a skinny twink at the bar
« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2010, 07:14:41 AM »
And then you woke up and logged on to getbig........... ::)
lol!

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Re: Speaking of Twinks at Gyms
« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2010, 07:21:32 AM »
Gyms now are a joke.


Nothink like a bunch of fat dudes in spandex walking by in their little spin cleats :-X

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Re: Speaking of Twinks at Gyms
« Reply #36 on: December 10, 2010, 07:25:17 AM »
at golds gym in palm desert ca there a little black kid that thinks hes cool by dancing  in between sets hahaha typical black kids lol!!
Yet, one black does it, but no one else, so it's typical of black kids

I guess that because their is a lack of Mexicans in gyms, it's typical for them to be out of shape?

On to the gym nicknames. In one gym, there was the "Kids", these encompassed HS kids who were typically out of shape, but joined the gym to hang out. Typically, on Sat morning if you came in, all the dumbells would be rolling around the floor.

"Flappy gut", some guy who possibly got the stomach band and lost a lot of weight, but for a yr never lost the flappy skin...he looked fine for that...

"Ancient Chinese Secret" or "that Asian dude", some Asian guy who would dry his balls with hairdryer and talk to you, and would talk about some "Ancient Chinese Remedy", too bad their is no remedy for losing weight and, well take a guess.

The PT who had clients who looked better than him. The female PT who was a middle aged MIlf,

the black aerobics instructor who had endless energy: "Energizer Bunny".

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Re: Speaking of Twinks at Gyms
« Reply #37 on: December 10, 2010, 07:38:21 AM »
THERES this guy at my gym who has a haircut like mike n ray  mentzer...all he does everynite is the same machine preacher curl machine, the same one every nite does for about 45 min ....he wears the same cut off jeans and tank top every day and those 70 tube socks with green stripes on them every day same socks with the green stripes pulled up to his knees.  hes a white guy bout 55 years old 511 160lbs, real skinny and zero arm developement.ahahaha
 we call him mentzer


then there the 6 arab guys who all train every exercise together every one!!!  they only speak in that weird aribac lauguage to...its just freakin hilarious ..they are all about 5-5 and 130 lbs to which makes it all the funnier...talk about monopolizin a machine they will be on one machine for an hour doin their sets and talking...its just fuckin hilarious.

everyone calls them the  brown guys   ahahhahaha

we also have the fags that live in the locker rom walkin around naked n just taken in the scenery...  i never change in there or shower there ever, very uncomfortable aptmosphere for non gays.

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Re: Ownage of a skinny twink at the bar
« Reply #38 on: December 10, 2010, 09:14:43 AM »
sure u did!!! ::) ::) ::)

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Re: Ownage of a skinny twink at the bar
« Reply #39 on: December 10, 2010, 09:18:53 AM »
So I'm at the bar the other day watching the game and I'm making my way back to my table with a pitcher of bud and some wings when I walk past the pool table and see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his non existant triceps to try and impress the 2 girls he is with.So I walk over and say "My God!You remind me of a young Tom Cruise in The Color Of Money!", the guy looks at me all proud and says "Thanks Bro" to which I replied "Yes, those 13inch pipe cleaners, your big nose, closet homosexuality and the fact you can barely see over the table make the resemblance!", the 2 girls he is with start trying to hold back their laughter while this skinny queer rushes of to the toilets to cry and slit his wrists  ;D
Bullshit!......Calvin is too drunk to play pool ::)

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Re: Ownage of a skinny twink at the bar
« Reply #40 on: December 10, 2010, 09:21:32 AM »
So I'm at the bar the other day watching the game and I'm making my way back to my table with a pitcher of bud and some wings when I walk past the pool table and see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his non existant triceps to try and impress the 2 girls he is with.So I walk over and say "My God!You remind me of a young Tom Cruise in The Color Of Money!", the guy looks at me all proud and says "Thanks Bro" to which I replied "Yes, those 13inch pipe cleaners, your big nose, closet homosexuality and the fact you can barely see over the table make the resemblance!", the 2 girls he is with start trying to hold back their laughter while this skinny queer rushes of to the toilets to cry and slit his wrists  ;D

 :'(

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Re: Ownage of a skinny twink at the bar
« Reply #41 on: December 10, 2010, 09:23:17 AM »
Bullshit!......Calvin is too drunk to play pool ::)



At least you finally spelt my name right :-\

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Re: Ownage of a skinny twink at the bar
« Reply #42 on: December 10, 2010, 09:25:18 AM »


At least you finally spelt my name right :-\
Sorry, my bad..I meant Clavin :)

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Re: Speaking of Twinks at Gyms
« Reply #43 on: December 10, 2010, 09:51:13 AM »
There's this one guy, prolly around 50, looks to be in decent shape.
However, all I ever see him do is light biceps. He has zero tricep development, and no shoulders, chest or legs.
Walks around flexing his guns, look to be like 15 inch arms.
I was going to ask if he needed a spot yesterday when he was doing seated dumbbell curls with 20's.
He's the type who walks around glaring at everyone with a mad look.
It's quite comical really. I was gonna pull a "squadfather" and own him, but I'll leave him be to the pretend world in his head.
Tapout tough guy  ???
sounds to me like your looking for a date just train and mind your fuckin business we all have these idiots in our gym..just train and go home.....

















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Re: Ownage of a skinny twink at the bar
« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2010, 10:08:06 AM »
brutal ownage.  good job.
I dont like twinks.

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Re: Ownage of a skinny twink at the bar
« Reply #45 on: December 10, 2010, 10:08:38 AM »

see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his non existant triceps


Next time try to pay more attention to the game you went to watch at the bar, or at the very list the beer you were drinking  .

Now go watch Jay's huge guns on your "Cut and above" dvd !

No bro, I have Dr Dena's "Balls of Steel" playing 24/7 on Bluray at the moment

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Re: Ownage of a skinny twink at the bar
« Reply #46 on: December 10, 2010, 10:59:37 AM »
So I'm at the bar the other day watching the game and I'm making my way back to my table with a pitcher of bud and some wings when I walk past the pool table and see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his non existant triceps to try and impress the 2 girls he is with.So I walk over and say "My God!You remind me of a young Tom Cruise in The Color Of Money!", the guy looks at me all proud and says "Thanks Bro" to which I replied "Yes, those 13inch pipe cleaners, your big nose, closet homosexuality and the fact you can barely see over the table make the resemblance!", the 2 girls he is with start trying to hold back their laughter while this skinny queer rushes of to the toilets to cry and slit his wrists  ;D

lolz

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Re: Ownage of a skinny twink at the bar
« Reply #47 on: December 10, 2010, 11:02:43 AM »
Walmart's and Fitness Clubs all across the globe are a sure sign that hell does exist, and we are all living in it.

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Re: Ownage of a skinny twink at the bar
« Reply #48 on: December 10, 2010, 11:08:20 AM »
So I'm at the bar the other day watching the game and I'm making my way back to my table with a pitcher of bud and some wings when I walk past the pool table and see this 5'6inch, 140 pound Italian guy with skinny jeans, tight white t-shirt with the arms cut off, 13inch arms, neck tat and boyband hair.Every shot this twink takes he spends 20 seconds cueing so he can tense his non existant triceps to try and impress the 2 girls he is with.So I walk over and say "My God!You remind me of a young Tom Cruise in The Color Of Money!", the guy looks at me all proud and says "Thanks Bro" to which I replied "Yes, those 13inch pipe cleaners, your big nose, closet homosexuality and the fact you can barely see over the table make the resemblance!", the 2 girls he is with start trying to hold back their laughter while this skinny queer rushes of to the toilets to cry and slit his wrists  ;D

im having a difficult time deciding who the biggest loser is. You or him.

is it his narcissism or your insecurity?- so much so that you felt you had to say something to a complete stranger.

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Re: Ownage of a skinny twink at the bar
« Reply #49 on: December 10, 2010, 11:14:26 AM »
twink calling another a twink!! hope u got laid. ::)