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Title: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
Post by: Army of One on December 23, 2010, 05:54:23 AM
A girl you knew from school/college?An ex girlfriend?Someone from tv/movies?
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Post by: JOCKTHEGLIDE on December 23, 2010, 06:01:59 AM
A girl you knew from school/college?An ex girlfriend?Someone from tv/movies?
for about 10,000 grand I was able to squirt in her,,,it was a once in a lifteim chance and had tos pedn money for it I went with it I still think about it this day its been about 5 years now NO ONE BEATS HER,,,,I STILL BEAT IT TO HER THOUGH LOOKING AT PICS,,
(http://img.listal.com/image/786873/600full-bea-flora.jpg)
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Post by: #1 Klaus fan on December 23, 2010, 06:05:06 AM
I have to say, your mom.
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Post by: Marty Champions on December 23, 2010, 06:08:29 AM
(http://i54.tinypic.com/21etfd0.jpg)
(http://i54.tinypic.com/2j46j5v.jpg)
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Post by: Marty Champions on December 23, 2010, 06:13:18 AM
i still think about this old slut i used to fuck in smithfeild, the bitch had no idea how to be healthy would shit once a week but was sexy. occainsonly the poon tang would reak like rotten fish but overall i had a good time

(http://i52.tinypic.com/2wqwk6a.jpg)
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Post by: Mr Nobody on December 23, 2010, 06:15:57 AM
i still think about this old slut i used to fuck in smithfeild, the bitch had no idea how to be healthy would shit once a week but was sexy. occainsonly the poon tang would reak like rotten fish but overall i had a good time

(http://i52.tinypic.com/2wqwk6a.jpg)
Pretty hot as I recall she stank up your whole crib once.  8)
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Post by: Marty Champions on December 23, 2010, 06:18:49 AM
Pretty hot as I recall she stank up your whole crib once.  8)

that was another hoe this one stank up her own crib and tried to blame it on me . she said "maybe its our chemistry" i said "no thats YOUR pussy that smells" i then dipped my fingers in her pussy then tried to prove it to her by waving my hand in her face, then she said "oh maybe its the rubber"  ::) lol
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Post by: Marty Champions on December 23, 2010, 06:20:13 AM
i enjoy those really mature hoes when fucking it feels alot more taboo and naughty
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Post by: YngiweRhoads on December 23, 2010, 06:20:21 AM
(http://a4cgr.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/hillary-clinton.jpg)
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Post by: Slapper on December 23, 2010, 06:28:07 AM
[...]then dipped my fingers in her pussy then tried to prove it to her by waving my hand in her face[...]

You're a hopeless romantic...

 ::) ::)
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Post by: Marty Champions on December 23, 2010, 06:29:16 AM
You're a hopeless romantic...

 ::) ::)
::)
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Post by: Mr Nobody on December 23, 2010, 06:30:51 AM
that was another hoe this one stank up her own crib and tried to blame it on me . she said "maybe its our chemistry" i said "no thats YOUR pussy that smells" i then dipped my fingers in her pussy then tried to prove it to her by waving my hand in her face, then she said "oh maybe its the rubber"  ::) lol
Can you document this as a Falcon principle for future use for all of us?  ;D
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Post by: Slapper on December 23, 2010, 06:37:26 AM
::)

Rule # 1 in the Playa Game: There isn't such a thing as a smelly pussy. There are, however, oversensitive noses.

I've eaten as much poon tang as was allowed and I firmly believe it's made my teeth three shades whiter.

I've been good to pussy and pussy has been good to me.

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Post by: che on December 23, 2010, 06:51:32 AM
Stella ,Newmom and Laura Arvilla
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Post by: BayGBM on December 23, 2010, 06:56:44 AM
None. ::)
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Post by: The Italian Lifter on December 23, 2010, 06:57:57 AM
None. ::)

which man?
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Post by: jaejonna on December 23, 2010, 07:01:44 AM
Pre internet : Pam Anderson (via Playboy and Baywatch)
Internet Age : Same ten to fifteen porn sluts ala ( Gianna, Carmella, Lacey, Prya, Daisy, Jenna, Tara ect ....)
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Post by: Les Grossman on December 23, 2010, 07:07:05 AM
Newmom....
 ;D
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Post by: Spike on December 23, 2010, 07:09:20 AM
i still think about this old slut i used to fuck in smithfeild, the bitch had no idea how to be healthy would shit once a week but was sexy. occainsonly the poon tang would reak like rotten fish but overall i had a good time

(http://i52.tinypic.com/2wqwk6a.jpg)

smithfield?

she looks like this girl that worked at gold club in greensboro

is her name robyn (real, not stage name)


you dyrty boi :D
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Post by: Marty Champions on December 23, 2010, 07:10:00 AM
Rule # 1 in the Playa Game: There isn't such a thing as a smelly pussy. There are, however, oversensitive noses.

I've eaten as much poon tang as was allowed and I firmly believe it's made my teeth three shades whiter.

I've been good to pussy and pussy has been good to me.



thanks playa , tell it like it is (http://www.healthcentral.com/common/bloghoster/data/uploads/avatars/35150.gif?1261)
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Post by: Marty Champions on December 23, 2010, 07:11:57 AM
smithfield?

she looks like this girl that worked at gold club in greensboro

is her name robyn (real, not stage name)


you dyrty boi :D

No shes a trailer park slut named kim, however she kept the double wide very tidey , but she only ate one meal a day of lean quisine  and shited once a week
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Post by: 2ND COMING on December 23, 2010, 07:12:35 AM
a bunch of my friends moms..
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Post by: tendonitis on December 23, 2010, 07:13:10 AM
that was another hoe this one stank up her own crib and tried to blame it on me . she said "maybe its our chemistry" i said "no thats YOUR pussy that smells" i then dipped my fingers in her pussy then tried to prove it to her by waving my hand in her face, then she said "oh maybe its the rubber"  ::) lol

HAHA funniest post ever!
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Post by: Marty Champions on December 23, 2010, 07:13:33 AM
Can you document this as a Falcon principle for future use for all of us?  ;D

yes dont fall for hoes trickery, i couldve easily accepted blame and felt miserable to make her feel good
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Post by: Wiggs on December 23, 2010, 07:14:59 AM
that was another hoe this one stank up her own crib and tried to blame it on me . she said "maybe its our chemistry" i said "no thats YOUR pussy that smells" i then dipped my fingers in her pussy then tried to prove it to her by waving my hand in her face, then she said "oh maybe its the rubber"  ::) lol


WTF? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!  I wouldn't have had the balls to do that Johnny, I'm too nice.
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Post by: Marty Champions on December 23, 2010, 07:17:27 AM

WTF? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!  I wouldn't have had the balls to do that Johnny, I'm too nice.

she was a very bold acting woman so i decided to give it back to her, she would be like drop your pants get out your cock ect. i was used to being the dominator but she was a very interesting hoe to me
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Post by: Wiggs on December 23, 2010, 07:24:17 AM
she was a very bold acting woman so i decided to give it back to her, she would be like drop your pants get out your cock ect. i was used to being the dominator but she was a very interesting hoe to me

If she would have blamed me I would have made her smell my cock. >:(
That I could do.
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Post by: HockeyFightFan on December 23, 2010, 07:35:58 AM
yes dont fall for hoes trickery, i couldve easily accepted blame and felt miserable to make her feel good

With ya there JF.

I once drove from Tinley Park, IL to the north side of Chicago, 5:00 a.m. in the middle of January, with the car window down and my left hand outside because I couldn't stand the smell of this chick's pussy on my hands.

Oddly enough she wasn't dirty or unkempt, but her rat smelled bad enough to knock buzzards off a shitwagon.

She actually apologized for being "odiferous".
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Post by: BayGBM on December 23, 2010, 09:20:06 AM
which man?

Hard to remember back that far, but by second or third grade I was getting boners from watching Ivan Putski and Superstar Billy Graham? :P
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Post by: johnnynoname on December 23, 2010, 09:30:13 AM
My ninth grade bio teacher, ms Taylor
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Post by: kiwiol on December 23, 2010, 09:31:37 AM
Rule # 1 in the Playa Game: There isn't such a thing as a smelly pussy. There are, however, oversensitive noses.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report
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Post by: Skeletor on December 23, 2010, 09:34:31 AM
(http://www.ifbbpro.com/wp-content/uploads/image/2009/results/2009newyorkprowomen_calo.jpg)
(no homo)
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Post by: _bruce_ on December 23, 2010, 09:34:42 AM
My first girlfriend.
Other than that just fantasy woman consisting of various good bodyparts I saw on other woman.
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Post by: kiwiol on December 23, 2010, 09:36:28 AM
(http://www.ifbbpro.com/wp-content/uploads/image/2009/results/2009newyorkprowomen_calo.jpg)
(no homo)

Hi Bay Hipolito Mejia
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Post by: The Showstoppa on December 23, 2010, 09:37:24 AM
My ninth grade bio teacher, ms Taylor

Does the "ms" stand for Michael Shaun Taylor?
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Post by: CalvinH on December 23, 2010, 10:06:17 AM
Ex-girlfriend from college.....she turned out to be a real cvnt!
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Post by: Tito24 on December 23, 2010, 10:08:37 AM
well. most hot girls in schools i attended are much less attractive right now. talking about peaking to soon.
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Post by: EwaBeachBoy on December 23, 2010, 10:13:48 AM
PRINCESS NYLUH

(http://i.pinger.pl/pgr130/0862b265001321e74aae25d3/nyluh.20.jpg)


her latest blog entry:

"Meet my new boyfriend. He is silky smooth silicone. He is vibrations in the night. He is ecstasy without the mess. He is companionship without the verbal diarrhea. What I want in life is simple; a boyfriend who is smooth, silky silicone and says very little. Meet my new boyfriend."

(http://www.bayleighs.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/magic-203x300.jpg)

Princess Nyluh must taste pretty sweet becxause she keeps tasting herself in this video ;)

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/271393/princess_nyluh_from_camwithher/ (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/271393/princess_nyluh_from_camwithher/)
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Post by: CalvinH on December 23, 2010, 10:18:08 AM
Ex-girlfriend from college.....she turned out to be a real girls!


Haha,"real girls" is not what I posted ;D
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Post by: suckmymuscle on December 23, 2010, 10:21:09 AM
A girl you knew from school/college?An ex girlfriend?Someone from tv/movies?

  One of the dreams of my life is to fuck Sunny Leone. That bitch is other-worldy.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Post by: Parker on December 23, 2010, 10:21:29 AM
for about 10,000 grand I was able to squirt in her,,,it was a once in a lifteim chance and had tos pedn money for it I went with it I still think about it this day its been about 5 years now NO ONE BEATS HER,,,,I STILL BEAT IT TO HER THOUGH LOOKING AT PICS,,
(http://img.listal.com/image/786873/600full-bea-flora.jpg)
Ahhh Bea Flora, I like Aneta Buena better

but to answer the question, it's not the Porno chicks, they have sense of being, well used---the "surpise" is gone...there was a study that stated that men tend to fantasize more about the women that they work with or come into contact with on a daily basis...there is more curiousity about them than the ones in the media...that's if you work with hot chicks....and tend to agree...it's never been one specific chick, although Renee Tennison has always had my "attention", and Sierra...
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Post by: kiwiol on December 23, 2010, 10:28:57 AM

Haha,"real girls" is not what I posted ;D

Brutal PUI
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Post by: Wiggs on December 23, 2010, 10:45:59 AM
PRINCESS NYLUH

(http://i.pinger.pl/pgr130/0862b265001321e74aae25d3/nyluh.20.jpg)


her latest blog entry:

"Meet my new boyfriend. He is silky smooth silicone. He is vibrations in the night. He is ecstasy without the mess. He is companionship without the verbal diarrhea. What I want in life is simple; a boyfriend who is smooth, silky silicone and says very little. Meet my new boyfriend."

(http://www.bayleighs.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/magic-203x300.jpg)

Raped by 30
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Post by: suckmymuscle on December 23, 2010, 11:11:34 AM
  I want to inform you guys that I just beat yet another one of to Sunny. Add that to the list. ;)

SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Post by: Childish///AMG on December 23, 2010, 11:59:14 AM
This hot "Latina" from my past. Sweet lips, tiny culo, and sum nice boobs 8)
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Post by: JasonH on December 23, 2010, 12:45:51 PM
  One of the dreams of my life is to fuck Sunny Leone. That bitch is other-worldy.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

x2 - Hottest girl of Indian descent I have ever seen. Although I mentioned this on the sex board once and some homo disagreed with me. I can't be bothered to find the post.
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Post by: CalvinH on December 23, 2010, 12:53:02 PM
x2 - Hottest girl of Indian descent I have ever seen. Although I mentioned this on the sex board once and some homo disagreed with me. I can't be bothered to find the post.



Hot but she's pretty tame in her scenes.
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Post by: magicuser on December 23, 2010, 02:29:17 PM
a short busty blonde from college who stripped for me n my friends

rund ass blonde hair big lips natural tits that stood up liek silicone shaved pussy
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Post by: Master Blaster on December 23, 2010, 02:40:09 PM
that was another hoe this one stank up her own crib and tried to blame it on me . she said "maybe its our chemistry" i said "no thats YOUR pussy that smells" i then dipped my fingers in her pussy then tried to prove it to her by waving my hand in her face, then she said "oh maybe its the rubber"  ::) lol

ha ha thats good  ;D
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Post by: tom joad on December 23, 2010, 03:03:07 PM
well. most hot girls in schools i attended are much less attractive right now. talking about peaking to soon.

maybe they spilled over or are holding too much water?
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 23, 2010, 10:12:08 PM
Rule # 1 in the Playa Game: There isn't such a thing as a smelly pussy. There are, however, oversensitive noses.

I've eaten as much poon tang as was allowed and I firmly believe it's made my teeth three shades whiter.

I've been good to pussy and pussy has been good to me.



lolz
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 23, 2010, 10:15:02 PM
With ya there JF.

I once drove from Tinley Park, IL to the north side of Chicago, 5:00 a.m. in the middle of January, with the car window down and my left hand outside because I couldn't stand the smell of this chick's pussy on my hands.

Oddly enough she wasn't dirty or unkempt, but her rat smelled bad enough to knock buzzards off a shitwagon.

She actually apologized for being "odiferous".

LMFAO!!!
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Post by: Parker on December 23, 2010, 10:16:38 PM
that was another hoe this one stank up her own crib and tried to blame it on me . she said "maybe its our chemistry" i said "no thats YOUR pussy that smells" i then dipped my fingers in her pussy then tried to prove it to her by waving my hand in her face, then she said "oh maybe its the rubber"  ::) lol
Where do find these stank cooter females?

And Slapper, if I wanted to eat Tuna, I'd open up a can of Chicken of the Sea...that rank dead fish smell..... >:( >:(

there is no "Try it, you'll like it..."

 
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 23, 2010, 10:17:05 PM
(http://www.ifbbpro.com/wp-content/uploads/image/2009/results/2009newyorkprowomen_calo.jpg)
(no homo)

Why bring David "rat fink"  Palumbo into this thread?
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Post by: Parker on December 23, 2010, 10:20:53 PM
Why bring David "rat fink"  Palumbo into this thread?
No, facially that looks like Chick...
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Post by: Hulkotron on December 24, 2010, 06:41:19 PM
I usually think of this chick I dated for a couple months who had a tiny waist, tight little body, and enormous bouncy tits.  She was a huge slut and outrageously good in bed.
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Post by: regmac on December 24, 2010, 06:43:13 PM
x2 - Hottest girl of Indian descent I have ever seen. Although I mentioned this on the sex board once and some homo disagreed with me. I can't be bothered to find the post.
Any woman with long dark hair and stockings....and glasses!
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Post by: regmac on December 24, 2010, 06:47:02 PM
Any woman with long dark hair and stockings....and glasses!
But I've never spanked the monkey though.    its bad enough I have to shave my arms!
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 24, 2010, 07:35:32 PM
No, facially that looks like Chick...

Wow. Dead on.
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 24, 2010, 07:42:40 PM
x2 - Hottest girl of Indian descent I have ever seen. Although I mentioned this on the sex board once and some homo disagreed with me. I can't be bothered to find the post.

asihwarya raiy or whatever the fuck her name is is unmatched
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Post by: Undercover Supp Guy on December 24, 2010, 07:49:34 PM
ashwarya rai was killed in a plane crash
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Post by: che on December 24, 2010, 08:12:00 PM
Nina Hartley and this bitch  that sat on my lap for 30 minutes (circa 1996 ) and I thought I had a chance  ::)

(http://i13.fastpic.ru/big/2010/1205/df/8b8add8645f13c0bbc67cbe2f8ad33df.jpg)
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Post by: magicuser on December 25, 2010, 02:23:39 AM
(http://www.juggthumbs.com/st/thumbs/251/7NIKZR708b.jpg)
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Post by: The Italian Lifter on December 25, 2010, 09:17:25 AM
Nina Hartley and this bitch  that sat on my lap for 30 minutes (circa 1996 ) and I thought I had a chance  ::)

(http://i13.fastpic.ru/big/2010/1205/df/8b8add8645f13c0bbc67cbe2f8ad33df.jpg)

please explain Che
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Post by: tom joad on December 25, 2010, 09:25:28 AM
for about 10,000 grand I was able to squirt in her,,,it was a once in a lifteim chance and had tos pedn money for it I went with it I still think about it this day its been about 5 years now NO ONE BEATS HER,,,,I STILL BEAT IT TO HER THOUGH LOOKING AT PICS,,
(http://img.listal.com/image/786873/600full-bea-flora.jpg)

you dropped 10g to drop your load in her?
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Post by: indie-lad on December 25, 2010, 09:33:53 AM
Nina Hartley and this bitch  that sat on my lap for 30 minutes (circa 1996 ) and I thought I had a chance  ::)

(http://i13.fastpic.ru/big/2010/1205/df/8b8add8645f13c0bbc67cbe2f8ad33df.jpg)

Racquel Darrian has one of the best bodies of all time!!!

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=691183227
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Post by: The Italian Lifter on December 25, 2010, 09:35:03 AM
best bodies and faces: many ps look like shit compared to her
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Post by: che on December 25, 2010, 03:13:33 PM
please explain Che
Long story short  she was a feature dancer at  my friend's strip club ,I worked for her that night taking Polaroids, she was flirting with me all night ::)after the show we  went to a restaurant she sat on my lap and kept flirting ::) I asked "So, is the after party at your place?"  she said ''no ,I'm really tired'' I asked ''can I have your number ''  she said '' I can't I'm married ".
She was one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen (face ,body and personality) , I thought she was flirting with me but she was just playing the game.
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Post by: pedro01 on December 25, 2010, 06:14:04 PM
I only ever beat off to the same woman once.

Any more than once and I consider it a relationship.
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Post by: basil on December 25, 2010, 08:39:29 PM
I know this guy that used to beat off to his older sister all the time.  Not me though.
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Post by: Cableguy on December 25, 2010, 08:49:39 PM
With ya there JF.

I once drove from Tinley Park, IL to the north side of Chicago, 5:00 a.m. in the middle of January, with the car window down and my left hand outside because I couldn't stand the smell of this chick's pussy on my hands.

Oddly enough she wasn't dirty or unkempt, but her rat smelled bad enough to knock buzzards off a shitwagon.

She actually apologized for being "odiferous".

"Odiferous", lol!
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Post by: Cableguy on December 25, 2010, 09:05:51 PM
My neighbor downstairs at this apt. I used to live at in MA. We used to flirt a lot, but me being married and her knowing my wife kept it from happening. Probably could have fucked her when my wife and kids went to CA for a week one summer, but I couldn't trust her to keep her mouth shut. The right decision I think, but part of me regrets it to this day...still think about pounding the shit out of that bitch...oh well...
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Post by: kiwiol on December 25, 2010, 09:40:17 PM
I know this guy that used to beat off to his older sister all the time.  Not me though.

It's OK, man - we are very understanding here. You don't have to hide ;D
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Post by: magicuser on December 25, 2010, 09:42:18 PM
(http://plushpass.com/affiliates/galleries/gallery175/pearls_004.jpg)
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Post by: freespirit on December 25, 2010, 11:40:58 PM
Long story short  she was a feature dancer at  my friend's strip club ,I worked for her that night taking Polaroids, she was flirting with me all night ::)after the show we  went to a restaurant she sat on my lap and kept flirting ::) I asked "So, is the after party at your place?"  she said ''no ,I'm really tired'' I asked ''can I have your number ''  she said '' I can't I'm married ".
She was one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen (face ,body and personality) , I thought she was flirting with me but she was just playing the game.

You wanted her to much, and she knew that.
Title: Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
Post by: Ares on December 26, 2010, 12:16:49 AM
My neighbor downstairs at this apt. I used to live at in MA. We used to flirt a lot, but me being married and her knowing my wife kept it from happening. Probably could have fucked her when my wife and kids went to CA for a week one summer, but I couldn't trust her to keep her mouth shut. The right decision I think, but part of me regrets it to this day...still think about pounding the shit out of that bitch...oh well...

You did the right thing. A poor ability to correctly asses risk vs reward is where 99% of guys go wrong and fuck up their lives.

Stocks, real estate, wives, fight fights.. it's all about risk management and estimating potential rewards.
Title: Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
Post by: Wiggs on December 26, 2010, 05:59:41 AM
Mia Bangg
Title: Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
Post by: Earl1972 on December 26, 2010, 10:41:54 AM
Long story short  she was a feature dancer at  my friend's strip club ,I worked for her that night taking Polaroids, she was flirting with me all night ::)after the show we  went to a restaurant she sat on my lap and kept flirting ::) I asked "So, is the after party at your place?"  she said ''no ,I'm really tired'' I asked ''can I have your number ''  she said '' I can't I'm married ".
She was one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen (face ,body and personality) , I thought she was flirting with me but she was just playing the game.

so you backed off when she said she was married?  you really think a stripper would'nt have sex with another man?

E
Title: Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
Post by: che on December 26, 2010, 11:43:28 AM
so you backed off when she said she was married?  you really think a stripper would'nt have sex with another man?

E

She wasn't  a regular stripper she was a porn star (9'' cocks weekly), she didn't want to fuck me  ,what was I supposed to do ? rape her ::)
Title: Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
Post by: Earl1972 on December 26, 2010, 01:03:27 PM
She wasn't  a regular stripper she was a porn star (9'' cocks weekly), she didn't want to fuck me  ,what was I supposed to do ? rape her ::)

that's my point

a porn star or stripper doesn't like a "nice guy" that backs off when she tells him she's married

well that's what i hear :)

E
Title: Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
Post by: 225for70 on December 26, 2010, 01:12:09 PM
It's OK, man - we are very understanding here. You don't have to hide ;D

It was his friend by the name of parsley.
Title: Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
Post by: che on December 26, 2010, 01:42:57 PM
that's my point

a porn star or stripper doesn't like a "nice guy" that backs off when she tells him she's married

well that's what i hear :)

E
You are right ,  I was too nice and I've never fucked a stripper before  ::).
Title: Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 26, 2010, 01:54:08 PM
You are right ,  I was too nice and I've never fucked a stripper before  ::).
:D
Title: Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monk
Post by: Parker on December 26, 2010, 02:02:48 PM
She wasn't  a regular stripper she was a porn star (9'' cocks weekly), she didn't want to fuck me  ,what was I supposed to do ? rape her ::)
No, get into a intellectual convo about how a Porno chick can be married and taken 9" cocks on the regular, asking isn't that cheating...the answer will prolly be "It's a job", then you put the guilt trip on, "but technically it is cheating...", and then the smile, "so you can consider this work as well, although one can have fun at work, no?"

but that's how it would play out in my mind, because shit like that doesn't happen to me...
Title: Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
Post by: Wiggs on December 26, 2010, 02:06:01 PM
strippers love pills. you can fuck strippers with pills, it's better than money to them :D
Title: Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
Post by: Earl1972 on December 26, 2010, 02:13:05 PM
You are right ,  I was too nice and I've never fucked a stripper before  ::).

not the one you wanted the most :D

E
Title: Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monk
Post by: che on December 26, 2010, 02:20:11 PM
:D


I'm ready 2014. :D

No, get into a intellectual convo about how a Porno chick can be married and taken 9" cocks on the regular, asking isn't that cheating...the answer will prolly be "It's a job", then you put the guilt trip on, "but technically it is cheating...", and then the smile, "so you can consider this work as well, although one can have fun at work, no?"

but that's how it would play out in my mind, because shit like that doesn't happen to me...
It wasn't about cheating Parker.

strippers love pills. you can fuck strippers with pills, it's better than money to them :D
True.

not the one you wanted the most :D

E

Haha you are right but it doesn't matter  cause I furiously masturbated to her movies for the next 6 months. .
Title: Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
Post by: freespirit on December 26, 2010, 02:21:43 PM
You are right ,  I was too nice and I've never fucked a stripper before  ::).

You got rejected by a pornstar? :-\
Title: Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
Post by: dyslexic on December 26, 2010, 02:22:57 PM
Jessica Alba.


She aint so fkng hot these days, but damn. I think I liked her best in Sin City. Of course, me being 48...


Bruce Willis and her was believable (even though he wasn't going for the sex)- she was just too damn hot. Blue Jeans, leathers, t-shirts, whatever.


Too hot.


(Then, not now)


Title: Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
Post by: che on December 26, 2010, 02:25:25 PM
You got rejected by a pornstar? :-\
Yes
Title: Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 26, 2010, 02:31:16 PM
You got rejected by a pornstar? :-\

You have not seen his wife though.  :D

Che = smart

You = A moron.  :D
Title: Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
Post by: 225for70 on December 26, 2010, 02:35:28 PM
You have not seen his wife though.  :D

Che = smart

You = A moron.  :D

Pics or it didn't happen ;D