Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Rule # 1 in the Playa Game: There isn't such a thing as a smelly pussy. There are, however, oversensitive noses.

I've eaten as much poon tang as was allowed and I firmly believe it's made my teeth three shades whiter.

I've been good to pussy and pussy has been good to me.

lolz

[The Abdominal Snoman]

With ya there JF.

I once drove from Tinley Park, IL to the north side of Chicago, 5:00 a.m. in the middle of January, with the car window down and my left hand outside because I couldn't stand the smell of this chick's pussy on my hands.

Oddly enough she wasn't dirty or unkempt, but her rat smelled bad enough to knock buzzards off a shitwagon.

She actually apologized for being "odiferous".

LMFAO!!!

[Parker]

that was another hoe this one stank up her own crib and tried to blame it on me . she said "maybe its our chemistry" i said "no thats YOUR pussy that smells" i then dipped my fingers in her pussy then tried to prove it to her by waving my hand in her face, then she said "oh maybe its the rubber"  lol

Where do find these stank cooter females?

And Slapper, if I wanted to eat Tuna, I'd open up a can of Chicken of the Sea...that rank dead fish smell.....

there is no "Try it, you'll like it..."

 

[The Abdominal Snoman]

(no homo)

Why bring David "rat fink"  Palumbo into this thread?

[Parker]

Why bring David "rat fink"  Palumbo into this thread?

No, facially that looks like Chick...

[Hulkotron]

I usually think of this chick I dated for a couple months who had a tiny waist, tight little body, and enormous bouncy tits.  She was a huge slut and outrageously good in bed.

[regmac]

x2 - Hottest girl of Indian descent I have ever seen. Although I mentioned this on the sex board once and some homo disagreed with me. I can't be bothered to find the post.

Any woman with long dark hair and stockings....and glasses!

[regmac]

Any woman with long dark hair and stockings....and glasses!

But I've never spanked the monkey though.    its bad enough I have to shave my arms!

[The Abdominal Snoman]

No, facially that looks like Chick...

Wow. Dead on.

[JOHN MATRIX]

x2 - Hottest girl of Indian descent I have ever seen. Although I mentioned this on the sex board once and some homo disagreed with me. I can't be bothered to find the post.

asihwarya raiy or whatever the fuck her name is is unmatched

[Undercover Supp Guy]

ashwarya rai was killed in a plane crash

[che]

Nina Hartley and this bitch  that sat on my lap for 30 minutes (circa 1996 ) and I thought I had a chance 

[magicuser]

[The Italian Lifter]

Nina Hartley and this bitch  that sat on my lap for 30 minutes (circa 1996 ) and I thought I had a chance 

please explain Che

[tom joad]

for about 10,000 grand I was able to squirt in her,,,it was a once in a lifteim chance and had tos pedn money for it I went with it I still think about it this day its been about 5 years now NO ONE BEATS HER,,,,I STILL BEAT IT TO HER THOUGH LOOKING AT PICS,,

you dropped 10g to drop your load in her?

[indie-lad]

Nina Hartley and this bitch  that sat on my lap for 30 minutes (circa 1996 ) and I thought I had a chance 

Racquel Darrian has one of the best bodies of all time!!!

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=691183227

[The Italian Lifter]

best bodies and faces: many ps look like shit compared to her

[che]

please explain Che

Long story short  she was a feature dancer at  my friend's strip club ,I worked for her that night taking Polaroids, she was flirting with me all night ::)after the show we  went to a restaurant she sat on my lap and kept flirting I asked "So, is the after party at your place?"  she said ''no ,I'm really tired'' I asked ''can I have your number ''  she said '' I can't I'm married ".
She was one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen (face ,body and personality) , I thought she was flirting with me but she was just playing the game.

[pedro01]

I only ever beat off to the same woman once.

Any more than once and I consider it a relationship.

[basil]

I know this guy that used to beat off to his older sister all the time.  Not me though.

[Cableguy]

With ya there JF.

I once drove from Tinley Park, IL to the north side of Chicago, 5:00 a.m. in the middle of January, with the car window down and my left hand outside because I couldn't stand the smell of this chick's pussy on my hands.

Oddly enough she wasn't dirty or unkempt, but her rat smelled bad enough to knock buzzards off a shitwagon.

She actually apologized for being "odiferous".

"Odiferous", lol!

[Cableguy]

My neighbor downstairs at this apt. I used to live at in MA. We used to flirt a lot, but me being married and her knowing my wife kept it from happening. Probably could have fucked her when my wife and kids went to CA for a week one summer, but I couldn't trust her to keep her mouth shut. The right decision I think, but part of me regrets it to this day...still think about pounding the shit out of that bitch...oh well...

[kiwiol]

I know this guy that used to beat off to his older sister all the time.  Not me though.

It's OK, man - we are very understanding here. You don't have to hide

[magicuser]

[freespirit]

Long story short  she was a feature dancer at  my friend's strip club ,I worked for her that night taking Polaroids, she was flirting with me all night ::)after the show we  went to a restaurant she sat on my lap and kept flirting I asked "So, is the after party at your place?"  she said ''no ,I'm really tired'' I asked ''can I have your number ''  she said '' I can't I'm married ".
She was one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen (face ,body and personality) , I thought she was flirting with me but she was just playing the game.

You wanted her to much, and she knew that.