Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?

[Ares]

My neighbor downstairs at this apt. I used to live at in MA. We used to flirt a lot, but me being married and her knowing my wife kept it from happening. Probably could have fucked her when my wife and kids went to CA for a week one summer, but I couldn't trust her to keep her mouth shut. The right decision I think, but part of me regrets it to this day...still think about pounding the shit out of that bitch...oh well...

You did the right thing. A poor ability to correctly asses risk vs reward is where 99% of guys go wrong and fuck up their lives.

Stocks, real estate, wives, fight fights.. it's all about risk management and estimating potential rewards.

[Wiggs]

Mia Bangg

[Earl1972]

Long story short  she was a feature dancer at  my friend's strip club ,I worked for her that night taking Polaroids, she was flirting with me all night ::)after the show we  went to a restaurant she sat on my lap and kept flirting I asked "So, is the after party at your place?"  she said ''no ,I'm really tired'' I asked ''can I have your number ''  she said '' I can't I'm married ".
She was one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen (face ,body and personality) , I thought she was flirting with me but she was just playing the game.

so you backed off when she said she was married?  you really think a stripper would'nt have sex with another man?

E

[che]

so you backed off when she said she was married?  you really think a stripper would'nt have sex with another man?

E

She wasn't  a regular stripper she was a porn star (9'' cocks weekly), she didn't want to fuck me  ,what was I supposed to do ? rape her

[Earl1972]

She wasn't  a regular stripper she was a porn star (9'' cocks weekly), she didn't want to fuck me  ,what was I supposed to do ? rape her

that's my point

a porn star or stripper doesn't like a "nice guy" that backs off when she tells him she's married

well that's what i hear

E

[225for70]

It's OK, man - we are very understanding here. You don't have to hide

It was his friend by the name of parsley.

[che]

that's my point

a porn star or stripper doesn't like a "nice guy" that backs off when she tells him she's married

well that's what i hear

E

You are right ,  I was too nice and I've never fucked a stripper before  .

[Doug_Steele]

You are right ,  I was too nice and I've never fucked a stripper before  .

[Parker]

She wasn't  a regular stripper she was a porn star (9'' cocks weekly), she didn't want to fuck me  ,what was I supposed to do ? rape her

No, get into a intellectual convo about how a Porno chick can be married and taken 9" cocks on the regular, asking isn't that cheating...the answer will prolly be "It's a job", then you put the guilt trip on, "but technically it is cheating...", and then the smile, "so you can consider this work as well, although one can have fun at work, no?"

but that's how it would play out in my mind, because shit like that doesn't happen to me...

[Wiggs]

strippers love pills. you can fuck strippers with pills, it's better than money to them

[Earl1972]

You are right ,  I was too nice and I've never fucked a stripper before  .

not the one you wanted the most

E

[che]

I'm ready 2014.

No, get into a intellectual convo about how a Porno chick can be married and taken 9" cocks on the regular, asking isn't that cheating...the answer will prolly be "It's a job", then you put the guilt trip on, "but technically it is cheating...", and then the smile, "so you can consider this work as well, although one can have fun at work, no?"

but that's how it would play out in my mind, because shit like that doesn't happen to me...

It wasn't about cheating Parker.

strippers love pills. you can fuck strippers with pills, it's better than money to them

True.

not the one you wanted the most

E

Haha you are right but it doesn't matter  cause I furiously masturbated to her movies for the next 6 months. .

[freespirit]

You are right ,  I was too nice and I've never fucked a stripper before  .

You got rejected by a pornstar?

[dyslexic]

Jessica Alba.


She aint so fkng hot these days, but damn. I think I liked her best in Sin City. Of course, me being 48...


Bruce Willis and her was believable (even though he wasn't going for the sex)- she was just too damn hot. Blue Jeans, leathers, t-shirts, whatever.


Too hot.


(Then, not now)

[che]

You got rejected by a pornstar?

Yes

[Doug_Steele]

You got rejected by a pornstar?

You have not seen his wife though. 

Che = smart

You = A moron. 

[225for70]

You have not seen his wife though. 

Che = smart

You = A moron. 

Pics or it didn't happen