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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: whitewidow on January 08, 2011, 12:28:56 AM
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went out to the bar tonight and it was filled with grenades and landmines! only hot chicks there were lesbos or had boyfriends. I got drunk and took home a grenade and slammed her hard. she just left. At least she bought all my drinks :-\
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Your posts suck.
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of course you did
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just telling the truth. sharing the good news with my buddies here on getbig-lol
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at least im honest. your just a lying choad grenade
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your the same fella,,who hates gh15 ::)
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your the same fella,,who hates gh15 ::)
Yes I hate that fuck. I can smell the shit coming out of his mouth 400 miles away. And Im not ashamed to say I struck out myself and got a grenade tonight. I was joking about gh15 getting grenades then it happens to me. karma is a muthafucka
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at least im honest. your just a lying choad grenade
Wow, easy bro, easy...just fucking with ya!!!
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Wow, easy bro, easy...just fucking with ya!!!
sorry im kind of sensitive right now. im not joking about the grenade
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sorry im kind of sensitive right now. im not joking about the grenade
Ok...all is forgiven...(http://www.boomspeed.com/1631951/hugs05.jpg)
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Ok...all is forgiven...(http://www.boomspeed.com/1631951/hugs05.jpg)
thanks homie. I needed that :)
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Boost also hit the club tonight. A stunning brunette caught my attention. I gathered myself and took a deep breath before shotgunning an even deeper glass of rum and prepared to make my move.
No sooner as I had tentatively headed in her direction, the door blew wide open and in walks a 6"2, 400lb Hawaiian man. The tall, dark, handsome stranger wears a shimmering, diamond encrusted, custom made Arnold Classic Jacket (one of only ten in existence). His sausage like fingers cling to an enormous bag containing a dozen autographed copies of the Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol VHS.
A sharply dressed but heavily intoxicated man issues the challenge: "Hey Bigfoot, you wanna arm wrestle?"
The Hawaiian behemoth grins from ear to ear as he rolls up his jacket sleeves and reveals the words "Over the Top" cattle branded onto his thick but not particularly vascular forearm.
In a deep gravely tone he replies "Armwrestling.......bwhah ahahahahaa. sure. noworries"
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Boost also hit the club tonight. A stunning brunette caught my attention. I gathered myself and took a deep breath before shotgunning an even deeper glass of rum and prepared to make my move.
No sooner as I had tentatively headed in her direction, the door blows wide open and in walks a 6"2, 400lb Hawaiian man. The tall, dark, handsome stranger wears a shimmering, diamond encrusted, custom made Arnold Classic Jacket (one of only ten in existence). His sausage like fingers cling to an enormous bag containing a dozen autographed copies of the Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol VHS.
A sharply dressed but heavily intoxicated man issues the challenge: "Hey Bigfoot, you wanna arm wrestle?"
The Hawaiian behemoth grins from ear to ear as he rolls up his jacket sleeves and reveals the words "Over the Top" cattle branded onto his thick but not particularly vascular forearm.
In a deep gravely tone he replies "Armwrestling.......bwhah ahahahahaa. sure. noworries"
;D
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How many drinks did it take for her to look good?
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What the fuck is a grenade? You keep using that expression. Who talks like that?
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Keith is Filipino/Irish and grew up in LA.
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What the fuck is a grenade? You keep using that expression. Who talks like that?
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Pull those shorts a little shorter and you've got some serious homo on your hands. ;D
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What the fuck is a grenade? You keep using that expression. Who talks like that?
This putz is rapidly climbing the ranks of the most unfunny, boring posters on getbig.
Someone should put a grenade in his mouth and pull the pin
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went out to the bar tonight and it was filled with grenades and landmines! only hot chicks there were lesbos or had boyfriends. I got drunk and took home a grenade and slammed her hard. she just left. At least she bought all my drinks :-\
::) yeah, okay widow. the only thing you took home was a cab.
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went out to the bar tonight and it was filled with grenades and landmines! only hot chicks there were lesbos or had boyfriends. I got drunk and took home a grenade and slammed her hard. she just left. At least she bought all my drinks :-\
Lets put this in perspective---if you picked up a grenade, how does she view you and what does say of how the other women viewed you?
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went out to my usual gay bar tonight and it was filled with young hot guys and she-males! I hate hot chicks. I got drunk and took home two guys and they slammed me hard. They just left. At least they both didnt mind me cleaning the shit off their cocks when done :-\
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Boost also hit the club tonight. A stunning brunette caught my attention. I gathered myself and took a deep breath before shotgunning an even deeper glass of rum and prepared to make my move.
No sooner as I had tentatively headed in her direction, the door blew wide open and in walks a 6"2, 400lb Hawaiian man. The tall, dark, handsome stranger wears a shimmering, diamond encrusted, custom made Arnold Classic Jacket (one of only ten in existence). His sausage like fingers cling to an enormous bag containing a dozen autographed copies of the Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol VHS.
A sharply dressed but heavily intoxicated man issues the challenge: "Hey Bigfoot, you wanna arm wrestle?"
The Hawaiian behemoth grins from ear to ear as he rolls up his jacket sleeves and reveals the words "Over the Top" cattle branded onto his thick but not particularly vascular forearm.
In a deep gravely tone he replies "Armwrestling.......bwhah ahahahahaa. sure. noworries"
hahaha ;D
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If you don't stop saying grenade
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what does 'choad' mean?
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If you don't stop saying grenade
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Lighten up, Francis!
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Lighten up, Francis!
I ain't heavy!
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Keith is Filipino/Irish and grew up in LA.
to pellius - a grenade is the ugliest chick in a group of somewhat hot woman. usually shes a little heavy.
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What the fuck is a grenade? You keep using that expression. Who talks like that?
a grenade is the ugly chick in a pack of hot chicks usually overweight.
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ouch bro. you hit up gay bars. why would you tell everybody that??
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ouch bro. you hit up gay bars. why would you tell everybody that??
Wow....thats the best you can do? Thats almost on par with "I know you are, but what am I?"
Try again.....you arent very good at this....you get a mulligan
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to pellius - a grenade is the ugliest chick in a group of somewhat hot woman. usually shes a little heavy.
So, basically if a dude pulls a grenade---it means he couln't pull the hotter chicks?
usually you try to gain that chick's confidence, thn move in to the one you want---culling the herd so to speak, which in some circumstances is hard to do...
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Wow....thats the best you can do? Thats almost on par with "I know you are, but what am I?"
Try again.....you arent very good at this....you get a mulligan
what am I?
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what am I?
A tool....a huge gay tool
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