Author Topic: I struck out and took home a grenade (Read 5478 times)

whitewidow · « **on:** January 08, 2011, 12:28:56 AM »

went out to the bar tonight and it was filled with grenades and landmines! only hot chicks there were lesbos or had boyfriends. I got drunk and took home a grenade and slammed her hard. she just left. At least she bought all my drinks $:-\$

DK II · « **Reply #1 on:** January 08, 2011, 12:30:37 AM »

0/10

Your posts suck.

spude · « **Reply #2 on:** January 08, 2011, 12:34:21 AM »

Kim Jong Bob · « **Reply #3 on:** January 08, 2011, 12:36:38 AM »

of course you did

whitewidow · « **Reply #4 on:** January 08, 2011, 12:37:21 AM »

Quote from: spude on January 08, 2011, 12:34:21 AM

just telling the truth. sharing the good news with my buddies here on getbig-lol

whitewidow · « **Reply #5 on:** January 08, 2011, 12:38:54 AM »

Quote from: spude on January 08, 2011, 12:34:21 AM

at least im honest. your just a lying choad grenade

JOCKTHEGLIDE · « **Reply #6 on:** January 08, 2011, 12:44:45 AM »

your the same fella,,who hates gh15

whitewidow · « **Reply #7 on:** January 08, 2011, 01:05:08 AM »

Quote from: JOCKTHEGLIDE on January 08, 2011, 12:44:45 AM

your the same fella,,who hates gh15

Yes I hate that fuck. I can smell the shit coming out of his mouth 400 miles away. And Im not ashamed to say I struck out myself and got a grenade tonight. I was joking about gh15 getting grenades then it happens to me. karma is a muthafucka

spude · « **Reply #8 on:** January 08, 2011, 01:08:26 AM »

Quote from: whitewidow on January 08, 2011, 12:38:54 AM

at least im honest. your just a lying choad grenade

Wow, easy bro, easy...just fucking with ya!!!

whitewidow · « **Reply #9 on:** January 08, 2011, 01:10:10 AM »

Quote from: spude on January 08, 2011, 01:08:26 AM

Wow, easy bro, easy...just fucking with ya!!!

sorry im kind of sensitive right now. im not joking about the grenade

spude · « **Reply #10 on:** January 08, 2011, 01:13:41 AM »

Quote from: whitewidow on January 08, 2011, 01:10:10 AM

sorry im kind of sensitive right now. im not joking about the grenade

Ok...all is forgiven...

whitewidow · « **Reply #11 on:** January 08, 2011, 01:30:49 AM »

Quote from: spude on January 08, 2011, 01:13:41 AM

Ok...all is forgiven...

thanks homie. I needed that

Boost · « **Reply #12 on:** January 08, 2011, 01:45:41 AM »

Boost also hit the club tonight. A stunning brunette caught my attention. I gathered myself and took a deep breath before shotgunning an even deeper glass of rum and prepared to make my move.

No sooner as I had tentatively headed in her direction, the door blew wide open and in walks a 6"2, 400lb Hawaiian man. The tall, dark, ~~handsome~~ stranger wears a shimmering, diamond encrusted, custom made Arnold Classic Jacket (one of only ten in existence). His sausage like fingers cling to an enormous bag containing a dozen autographed copies of the Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol VHS.

A sharply dressed but heavily intoxicated man issues the challenge: "Hey Bigfoot, you wanna arm wrestle?"

The Hawaiian behemoth grins from ear to ear as he rolls up his jacket sleeves and reveals the words "Over the Top" cattle branded onto his thick but ~~not particularly~~ vascular forearm.

In a deep gravely tone he replies "Armwrestling.......bwhah ahahahahaa. sure. noworries"

JasonH · « **Reply #13 on:** January 08, 2011, 01:48:55 AM »

Quote from: Boost on January 08, 2011, 01:45:41 AM

Boost also hit the club tonight. A stunning brunette caught my attention. I gathered myself and took a deep breath before shotgunning an even deeper glass of rum and prepared to make my move.

No sooner as I had tentatively headed in her direction, the door blows wide open and in walks a 6"2, 400lb Hawaiian man. The tall, dark, ~~handsome~~ stranger wears a shimmering, diamond encrusted, custom made Arnold Classic Jacket (one of only ten in existence). His sausage like fingers cling to an enormous bag containing a dozen autographed copies of the Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol VHS.

A sharply dressed but heavily intoxicated man issues the challenge: "Hey Bigfoot, you wanna arm wrestle?"

The Hawaiian behemoth grins from ear to ear as he rolls up his jacket sleeves and reveals the words "Over the Top" cattle branded onto his thick but ~~not particularly~~ vascular forearm.

In a deep gravely tone he replies "Armwrestling.......bwhah ahahahahaa. sure. noworries"

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #14 on:** January 08, 2011, 03:25:02 AM »

How many drinks did it take for her to look good?

pellius · « **Reply #15 on:** January 08, 2011, 03:28:57 AM »

What the fuck is a grenade? You keep using that expression. Who talks like that?

jwb · « **Reply #16 on:** January 08, 2011, 03:30:22 AM »

Keith is Filipino/Irish and grew up in LA.

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #17 on:** January 08, 2011, 03:31:16 AM »

Quote from: pellius on January 08, 2011, 03:28:57 AM

What the fuck is a grenade? You keep using that expression. Who talks like that?

bodyofsteel · « **Reply #18 on:** January 08, 2011, 03:36:04 AM »

Pull those shorts a little shorter and you've got some serious homo on your hands.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #19 on:** January 08, 2011, 04:15:39 AM »

Quote from: pellius on January 08, 2011, 03:28:57 AM

What the fuck is a grenade? You keep using that expression. Who talks like that?

This putz is rapidly climbing the ranks of the most unfunny, boring posters on getbig.

Someone should put a grenade in his mouth and pull the pin

One Man Army · « **Reply #20 on:** January 08, 2011, 04:42:26 AM »

Quote from: whitewidow on January 08, 2011, 12:28:56 AM

went out to the bar tonight and it was filled with grenades and landmines! only hot chicks there were lesbos or had boyfriends. I got drunk and took home a grenade and slammed her hard. she just left. At least she bought all my drinks $:-\$

yeah, okay widow. the only thing you took home was a cab.

Parker · « **Reply #21 on:** January 08, 2011, 05:59:53 AM »

Quote from: whitewidow on January 08, 2011, 12:28:56 AM

went out to the bar tonight and it was filled with grenades and landmines! only hot chicks there were lesbos or had boyfriends. I got drunk and took home a grenade and slammed her hard. she just left. At least she bought all my drinks $:-\$

Lets put this in perspective---if you picked up a grenade, how does she view you and what does say of how the other women viewed you?

Krankenstein · « **Reply #22 on:** January 08, 2011, 11:17:44 AM »

Quote from: whitewidow on January 08, 2011, 12:28:56 AM

went out to my usual gay bar tonight and it was filled with young hot guys and she-males! I hate hot chicks. I got drunk and took home two guys and they slammed me hard. They just left. At least they both didnt mind me cleaning the shit off their cocks when done $:-\$

Fixed

mass 04 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 08, 2011, 11:25:09 AM »

Quote from: Boost on January 08, 2011, 01:45:41 AM

Boost also hit the club tonight. A stunning brunette caught my attention. I gathered myself and took a deep breath before shotgunning an even deeper glass of rum and prepared to make my move.

No sooner as I had tentatively headed in her direction, the door blew wide open and in walks a 6"2, 400lb Hawaiian man. The tall, dark, ~~handsome~~ stranger wears a shimmering, diamond encrusted, custom made Arnold Classic Jacket (one of only ten in existence). His sausage like fingers cling to an enormous bag containing a dozen autographed copies of the Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol VHS.

A sharply dressed but heavily intoxicated man issues the challenge: "Hey Bigfoot, you wanna arm wrestle?"

The Hawaiian behemoth grins from ear to ear as he rolls up his jacket sleeves and reveals the words "Over the Top" cattle branded onto his thick but ~~not particularly~~ vascular forearm.

In a deep gravely tone he replies "Armwrestling.......bwhah ahahahahaa. sure. noworries"

hahaha

Tapeworm · « **Reply #24 on:** January 08, 2011, 11:25:22 AM »

If you don't stop saying grenade