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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Lord of the Roidz on January 11, 2011, 02:51:05 PM
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So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!" I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.
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whats your cycle like?
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So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!" I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.
;D hi dave.
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Ron, change this fucker name. "Lord of the Roidz" = false advertising.
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So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!" I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.
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So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!" I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.
Hmm, funny, but not quite in Dave's league yet. Nice try though - I'll give you a seven.
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So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!" I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.
You sound like a fuktard. Good job
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So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!" I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.
sounds like you had thought of raping his anus.....gay as the day is long..
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Hahhaaha.. NOT.
You would have got your ass handed to you at the parking lot by bunch of wannabe-gangstas if you did that.
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haha and you couldn't wait to come home and post this for all your getbig internet bros to read? LOL
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I'm not taking roids, but thanx for asking, right? Wrong...
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So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!" I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.
Lord of the Roidz = the "145 pound skinny/fat geek"
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THREAD BACKFIRE,,,, :D
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So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!" I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.
Post photos.....
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Epic jealousy towards my Owning of the Twink.
Anyhow, I forgot to finish the story. After I laughed in the frail juicer's face, he looked like he was going to collapse in a heap of tears. Then this pathetic old guy wearing blue satin 1980's style running shorts and a cutoff lime-green tank top that brazenly displayed his potbelly. The guy had to be a buck thirty five soaking wet...and he walks over to the twink, puts his hand on his shoulder and says, "Son, are you ok?" The kid manages a weak affirmative nod and the "dad" walks away. Now my sides are splitting from laughing so hard. I say, "Man, I thought maybe you had scored some bunk gear...but it looks like you scored bunk genetics instead." Whoooooosh!
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this is what I tell people if they catch me in between switching songs on my ipod:
first you have to look around like the cops or someone could here your big secret
second you whisper and tell the kid you have a secret method and ur gonna let him in on it
finally I say that you have to take WHITE BREAD not wheat......NATURAL peanut butter and not peter pan or any bullsiht.....then you take 3 scoops of muslce milk and make a huge sandwich and I eat three of those a day plus HUGE plates of boiled chicken and white potatos......
then your like shit brah.....I gotta finish up cause its almost time for me to eat
kid wont bother you anymore cause you can just lay off everythg and tell next approacher that you secret lies within the chump in the FUBU jersey 8)
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So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!" I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.
Not cool to talk to Tbombz like that.
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so what happened after Toxic Avenger left the gym ??
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Epic jealousy towards my Owning of the Twink.
Anyhow, I forgot to finish the story. After I laughed in the frail juicer's face, he looked like he was going to collapse in a heap of tears. Then this pathetic old guy wearing blue satin 1980's style running shorts and a cutoff lime-green tank top that brazenly displayed his potbelly. The guy had to be a buck thirty five soaking wet...and he walks over to the twink, puts his hand on his shoulder and says, "Son, are you ok?" The kid manages a weak affirmative nod and the "dad" walks away. Now my sides are splitting from laughing so hard. I say, "Man, I thought maybe you had scored some bunk gear...but it looks like you scored bunk genetics instead." Whoooooosh!
I woulda slapped that arrogance right off your face.
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pics of you and your worshipper together please.
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pics of you and your worshipper together please.
Just for you.
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PS....it wasn't all that funny when Dave did it either
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PS....it wasn't all that funny when Dave did it either
You didn't find the legendary Mr. Mirza amusing?
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You didn't find the legendary Mr. Mirza amusing?
He was funny as hell....but the gym "ownings' weren't all that....IMO
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ur a douche bag!! ;D
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Just for you.
Looks like you stole that shot from musclegallery.com. (no homo)
lol @ FUBU jersey!
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Looks like you stole that shot from musclegallery.com. (no homo)
lol @ FUBU jersey!
I've never been on that site... so Tre..got any cuties at that Muscle mansion I could play with? They have to be feminine though..none of that she-male crap.
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Ok , "Lord of the Gays". ::)
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Ok , "Lord of the Gays". ::)
I'm as far from gay as you can get.
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I'm as far from gay as you can get.
You are gayer than dressing up like Adam Lambert for New Years eve....HTH
You "growling" at someone...wow...then you went back to your "war with the iron".....then made sure you ran into the locker room to have your two scoops of ion-exchanged whey mixed with waxy maize. Yes? Then you came back home, typed up this "encounter" on GetBig while having your chicken and pasta (whole wheat mind you, gotta watch the glycemic index).
Probably Lord of the Hemorrhoids due to how much your ass gets pounded by your boyfriend nightly.
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You are gayer than dressing up like Adam Lambert for New Years eve....HTH
You "growling" at someone...wow...then you went back to your "war with the iron".....then made sure you ran into the locker room to have your two scoops of ion-exchanged whey mixed with waxy maize. Yes? Then you came back home, typed up this "encounter" on GetBig while having your chicken and pasta (whole wheat mind you, gotta watch the glycemic index).
Probably Lord of the Hemorrhoids due to how much your ass gets pounded by your boyfriend nightly.
Dude..if you actually believed my story, then you're a total idiot..It was a joke. I was paying respect to the legendary Squadfather/Quaker Oats/Dave Mirza..who used to post these hilarious gym "ownings" of a twink. Sorry you didn't get the joke. It's for Get Big veterans only.
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Dude..if you actually believed my story, then you're a total idiot..It was a joke. I was paying respect to the legendary Squadfather/Quaker Oats/Dave Mirza..who used to post these hilarious gym "ownings" of a twink. Sorry you didn't get the joke. It's for Get Big veterans only.
Yes, because at 225 posts you are a true "veteran" ::)
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So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!" I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.
sounds like gay porn sofar
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Dude..if you actually believed my story, then you're a total idiot..It was a joke. I was paying respect to the legendary Squadfather/Quaker Oats/Dave Mirza..who used to post these hilarious gym "ownings" of a twink. Sorry you didn't get the joke. It's for Get Big veterans only.
I'm sure if Dave was around, he'd appreciate your well written tribute. Good piece of work there...made me laugh.
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classic gay pick up line. He was paying you a compliment and checking to see if you were open to the idea.. the put off combined with the growl confused him..
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Good ol Dave.
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good job lord of the roidz.
savage owning dealt to that twink.
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he knew you were on a cycle because he looked at your crotch -
and there wasn't anything. no bulge, no junk....
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classic gay pick up line. He was paying you a compliment and checking to see if you were open to the idea.. the put off combined with the growl confused him..
but offering $500. usually closes the deal.
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One day the Daveastator will return and deliver many ownings to the tiny tits of Getbig. Do not be deceived by these false prophets! :o
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he knew you were on a cycle because he looked at your crotch -
and there wasn't anything. no bulge, no junk....
I bet you stare at lot's of men's crotches don't you, Mr. Fruity Pebbles.
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So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!" I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.
Bullshit story.
If it's true, he probably just wanted to BUY some gear off you and he was trying not to be too direct in asking, hoping you would take the hint and hook him up.
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Just for you.
thank you , little guy will catch you in 3 or 4 generations if he keeps evolving.
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I'm as far from gay as you can get.
Everyone's a little bit gay (read some Freud). Those who claim 100% straightness are generally the most gay.
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i think the dude is totally with n his rite to slam the toad...fuck all these guys interuptin you and askin u shit about roids..there tons of guys like this and this happens to everyone who one of the bigger guys in a gym. i think it sucks and more power to him!! all you guys slamm him why....if ur gonna ask sumthin like that u dont ask in the middle of of gym where you never know whos listenin, and you dont know who this guy is?????why tell them shit....i wouldnt good way to get cops lookin at you if you talk to sumone whos stupid enough to ask out in the open....he will tell everyone you know he will...dont make any sense to tell him shit!
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i think the dude is totally with n his rite to slam the toad...fuck all these guys interuptin you and askin u shit about roids..there tons of guys like this and this happens to everyone who one of the bigger guys in a gym. i think it sucks and more power to him!! all you guys slamm him why....if ur gonna ask sumthin like that u dont ask in the middle of of gym where you never know whos listenin, and you dont know who this guy is?????why tell them shit....i wouldnt good way to get cops lookin at you if you talk to sumone whos stupid enough to ask out in the open....he will tell everyone you know he will...dont make any sense to tell him shit!
Haha, I wonder what kind of response they are expecting. "Yeah bro let me hook you up. Here take these d-bols!"