Author Topic: So this Twink at my gym asks me what my "Cycle" is.......... (Read 11421 times)

Lord of the Roidz · « **on:** January 11, 2011, 02:51:05 PM »

So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!" I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.

big L dawg · « **Reply #1 on:** January 11, 2011, 02:55:39 PM »

whats your cycle like?

Fatpanda · « **Reply #2 on:** January 11, 2011, 02:59:19 PM »

Quote from: Lord of the Roidz on January 11, 2011, 02:51:05 PM

So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!" I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.

hi dave.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #3 on:** January 11, 2011, 03:00:11 PM »

Ron, change this fucker name. "Lord of the Roidz" = false advertising.

Kim Jong Bob · « **Reply #4 on:** January 11, 2011, 03:07:55 PM »

Quote from: Lord of the Roidz on January 11, 2011, 02:51:05 PM

So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!" I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.

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JasonH · « **Reply #5 on:** January 11, 2011, 03:33:05 PM »

Quote from: Lord of the Roidz on January 11, 2011, 02:51:05 PM

So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!" I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.

Hmm, funny, but not quite in Dave's league yet. Nice try though - I'll give you a seven.

Flexb · « **Reply #6 on:** January 11, 2011, 03:57:24 PM »

Quote from: Lord of the Roidz on January 11, 2011, 02:51:05 PM

So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!" I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.

You sound like a fuktard. Good job

benchmstr · « **Reply #7 on:** January 11, 2011, 04:02:05 PM »

Quote from: Lord of the Roidz on January 11, 2011, 02:51:05 PM

So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!" I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.

sounds like you had thought of raping his anus.....gay as the day is long..

bench

mass243 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 11, 2011, 04:05:29 PM »

Hahhaaha.. NOT.

You would have got your ass handed to you at the parking lot by bunch of wannabe-gangstas if you did that.

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #9 on:** January 11, 2011, 04:17:56 PM »

haha and you couldn't wait to come home and post this for all your getbig internet bros to read? LOL

Garb316HHH · « **Reply #10 on:** January 11, 2011, 10:11:21 PM »

I'm not taking roids, but thanx for asking, right? Wrong...

coltrane · « **Reply #11 on:** January 12, 2011, 06:31:19 AM »

Quote from: Lord of the Roidz on January 11, 2011, 02:51:05 PM

So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!" I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.

Lord of the Roidz = the "145 pound skinny/fat geek"

JOCKTHEGLIDE · « **Reply #12 on:** January 12, 2011, 06:58:33 AM »

THREAD BACKFIRE,,,,

mcluvin · « **Reply #13 on:** January 12, 2011, 07:16:17 AM »

Quote from: Lord of the Roidz on January 11, 2011, 02:51:05 PM

So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!" I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.

Post photos.....

Lord of the Roidz · « **Reply #14 on:** January 12, 2011, 07:21:22 AM »

Epic jealousy towards my Owning of the Twink.
Anyhow, I forgot to finish the story. After I laughed in the frail juicer's face, he looked like he was going to collapse in a heap of tears. Then this pathetic old guy wearing blue satin 1980's style running shorts and a cutoff lime-green tank top that brazenly displayed his potbelly. The guy had to be a buck thirty five soaking wet...and he walks over to the twink, puts his hand on his shoulder and says, "Son, are you ok?" The kid manages a weak affirmative nod and the "dad" walks away. Now my sides are splitting from laughing so hard. I say, "Man, I thought maybe you had scored some bunk gear...but it looks like you scored bunk genetics instead." Whoooooosh!

Spike · « **Reply #15 on:** January 12, 2011, 07:23:55 AM »

this is what I tell people if they catch me in between switching songs on my ipod:

first you have to look around like the cops or someone could here your big secret

second you whisper and tell the kid you have a secret method and ur gonna let him in on it

finally I say that you have to take WHITE BREAD not wheat......NATURAL peanut butter and not peter pan or any bullsiht.....then you take 3 scoops of muslce milk and make a huge sandwich and I eat three of those a day plus HUGE plates of boiled chicken and white potatos......

then your like shit brah.....I gotta finish up cause its almost time for me to eat

kid wont bother you anymore cause you can just lay off everythg and tell next approacher that you secret lies within the chump in the FUBU jersey

Devon97 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 12, 2011, 07:26:28 AM »

Quote from: Lord of the Roidz on January 11, 2011, 02:51:05 PM

So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!" I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.

Not cool to talk to Tbombz like that.

jaejonna · « **Reply #17 on:** January 12, 2011, 07:27:18 AM »

so what happened after Toxic Avenger left the gym ??

coltrane · « **Reply #18 on:** January 12, 2011, 08:00:09 AM »

Quote from: Lord of the Roidz on January 12, 2011, 07:21:22 AM

Epic jealousy towards my Owning of the Twink.
Anyhow, I forgot to finish the story. After I laughed in the frail juicer's face, he looked like he was going to collapse in a heap of tears. Then this pathetic old guy wearing blue satin 1980's style running shorts and a cutoff lime-green tank top that brazenly displayed his potbelly. The guy had to be a buck thirty five soaking wet...and he walks over to the twink, puts his hand on his shoulder and says, "Son, are you ok?" The kid manages a weak affirmative nod and the "dad" walks away. Now my sides are splitting from laughing so hard. I say, "Man, I thought maybe you had scored some bunk gear...but it looks like you scored bunk genetics instead." Whoooooosh!

I woulda slapped that arrogance right off your face.