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Title: Bald Miss America
Post by: TacoBell on January 12, 2011, 02:46:20 PM
http://www.styleite.com/media/kayla-martell-bald-miss-delaware/

So some skank woman will be competing in the miss america contest who suffers from some disease which caused her to lose her hair.  Now miss america is a beauty pagent, but the US is so pussified I'm guessing she will win.  What says ye getbig?  Will we have a bald miss america?
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: Wiggs on January 12, 2011, 02:48:02 PM
fuck no...enjoy your evening. Thank You.
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: Master Blaster on January 12, 2011, 02:51:13 PM
fuck no...enjoy your evening. Thank You.


dude she bald....EVERYWHERE  :P

Fuckin smooth ass hairless quim and tight smooth anus  :P
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: TacoBell on January 12, 2011, 02:52:56 PM

dude she bald....EVERYWHERE  :P

Fuckin smooth ass hairless quim and tight smooth anus  :P

This isn't a would u thread  ;)
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: Master Blaster on January 12, 2011, 02:56:04 PM
This isn't a would u thread  ;)

imagine how smooth the skin around her vulva is  :P

fuckin lick that shit clean  :-*
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: mass 04 on January 12, 2011, 02:57:00 PM
How bald? Are we talking Curly Howard or Larry Fine?
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: Natural Man on January 12, 2011, 03:00:46 PM
imagine how smooth the skin around her vulva is  :P

fuckin lick that shit clean  :-*
you sound like a 15 y o virgin teen who try to pretend to be a man. You know the saying; ''those who talk the most about it ...''

Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: Master Blaster on January 12, 2011, 03:12:26 PM
you sound like a 15 y o virgin teen who try to pretend to be a man. You know the saying; ''those who talk the most about it ...''



I fucking WISH I was a 15 year old virgin

Fucking great age to goof around, have no job, get into trouble with almost zero consequences, no mortgage, no sick kids to take care of, no phone bills, no power bills, no garbage bills, no home owners insurance, no kids college fund, no mini van, no wife telling you to fix some bullshit or change a fucking lightbulb

MELTDOWN
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: 225for70 on January 12, 2011, 03:15:25 PM
Kinda like you talking about parental issues to everyone on the board hahahaha, you must come from a fucked up family bro


good luck with your issues

Something tells me that Ubermans/unlce/priest/paster & dad molested him frequently..
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: Parker on January 12, 2011, 03:18:24 PM
http://www.styleite.com/media/kayla-martell-bald-miss-delaware/

So some skank woman will be competing in the miss america contest who suffers from some disease which caused her to lose her hair.  Now miss america is a beauty pagent, but the US is so pussified I'm guessing she will win.  What says ye getbig?  Will we have a bald miss america?
This is Miss America, not Miss USA, which competes in the Miss Universe...Miss USA is kinda like your wife, Miss USA is kinda like your mistress---who is usually hotter than one's wife....if you get the analogy.
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: TacoBell on January 12, 2011, 03:20:14 PM
2:20  :o

Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: Master Blaster on January 12, 2011, 03:22:18 PM
here's a close up, kinda hot

(http://areyouinthatmoodyet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Splice-movie-image-6-600x324.jpg)
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: Parker on January 12, 2011, 03:23:00 PM
here's a close up, kinda hot

(http://areyouinthatmoodyet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Splice-movie-image-6-600x324.jpg)
"Spliced America"?
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: Flexb on January 12, 2011, 03:25:03 PM
she's still pretty even with the wig off
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 12, 2011, 03:29:20 PM

dude she bald....EVERYWHERE  :P

Fuckin smooth ass hairless quim and tight smooth anus  :P

I'm guessing whisker biscuit with cheese. If she's to lazy to shave her head tight to the scalp, her whisker biscuit has got to be a serious mess.
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: newmom on January 12, 2011, 03:33:08 PM
I fucking WISH I was a 15 year old virgin

Fucking great age to goof around, have no job, get into trouble with almost zero consequences, no mortgage, no sick kids to take care of, no phone bills, no power bills, no garbage bills, no home owners insurance, no kids college fund, no mini van, no wife telling you to fix some bullshit or change a fucking lightbulb

MELTDOWN

 :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: Army of One on January 12, 2011, 03:45:43 PM
I fucking WISH I was a 15 year old virgin

Fucking great age to goof around, have no job, get into trouble with almost zero consequences, no mortgage, no sick kids to take care of, no phone bills, no power bills, no garbage bills, no home owners insurance, no kids college fund, no mini van, no wife telling you to fix some bullshit or change a fucking lightbulb

MELTDOWN

I never get this, why get married and have kids if you feel this way?I know Im not the type of person who wants kids or some bullshit redundant ceremony so I can lose half my shit, so guess what, I dont!
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: Fortress on January 12, 2011, 04:10:46 PM
I never get this, why get married and have kids if you feel this way?I know Im not the type of person who wants kids or some bullshit redundant ceremony so I can lose half my shit, so guess what, I dont!
No shit.
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: Flexb on January 12, 2011, 04:13:03 PM
:o :o :o :o


 :D :D
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: Master Blaster on January 12, 2011, 04:13:05 PM
I never get this, why get married and have kids if you feel this way?I know Im not the type of person who wants kids or some bullshit redundant ceremony so I can lose half my shit, so guess what, I dont!

Hahaha, you still think you get to make those choices, thats sweet.

SHE will decide, and somehow you will ask her to marry you? No one knows how the fuck they do it brah, its women, they are evil! They are tricksee!
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: Flexb on January 12, 2011, 04:13:49 PM
Hahaha, you still think you get to make those choices, thats sweet.

SHE will decide, and somehow you will ask her to marry you? No one knows how the fuck they do it brah, its women, they are evil! They are tricksee!

Did you live with your wife before you were married?
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on January 12, 2011, 04:15:04 PM
CHOP HER
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: Fortress on January 12, 2011, 04:16:55 PM
Never get married. It's the fastest way for a man to have killed all his dreams and desires. And, really, what's the point? Just date the broad. If she pushes for marriage, push her out the door.  :D  
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: johnnynoname on January 12, 2011, 04:17:35 PM
Miss Delaware is a fake moustache away from me being able to satisfy my dream to have vaginal sex with The Iron Sheik
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: Fortress on January 12, 2011, 04:18:00 PM
Never get married. It's the fastest way for a man to have killed all his dreams and desires. And, really, what's the point? Just date the broad. If she pushes for marriage, push her out the door.  :D  

Actually, never live with her, either.
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: benchmstr on January 12, 2011, 04:18:37 PM
Miss Delaware is a fake moustache away from me being able to satisfy my dream to have vaginal sex with The Iron Sheik
POST OF THE DAY!!!!!

bench
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: newmom on January 12, 2011, 04:19:34 PM
Hahaha, you still think you get to make those choices, thats sweet.

SHE will decide, and somehow you will ask her to marry you? No one knows how the fuck they do it brah, its women, they are evil! They are tricksee!

 ::)
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: Master Blaster on January 12, 2011, 04:22:17 PM
::)

its all true

the ladies trick you with their charms  ;)
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: newmom on January 12, 2011, 04:23:10 PM
its all true

the ladies trick you with their charms  ;)

biggest crock of bull I have heard
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: The Grim Lifter on January 13, 2011, 01:11:49 AM
Hahaha, you still think you get to make those choices, thats sweet.

SHE will decide, and somehow you will ask her to marry you? No one knows how the fuck they do it brah, its women, they are evil! They are tricksee!

I read about this book recently, how to get married within two years.

A lot of it was, once you are with a guy, neg him with certain things (his height, job, whatever) for a while and then go back and build him up. The idea is obviously he will not think he's good enough and will stay with you and marry you.

Then i thought, that is exactly what one girl did to me. Threw in little neg comments here and there after several months (had already said she wanted to get married to me) to which to me just made me think fuck you i'm not like that why would i want to be with someone who says that shit to people. It didn't make me think 'oh she's put me down i had better defend my pride and talk myself up here' because i was not so insecure i needed to do that, i was happy with myself and wanted someone i could get along with who was sane. That shit just drove me away. But of course it was my fault when i broke up with her  ::)
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: TEsticles on January 13, 2011, 03:23:03 AM
here's a close up, kinda hot

(http://areyouinthatmoodyet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Splice-movie-image-6-600x324.jpg)
......it would be like fucking a  skin job from bladerunner
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: Tapeworm on January 13, 2011, 02:32:52 PM
biggest crock of bull I have heard

Maybe you just don't have the charms?
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: Evo on January 13, 2011, 04:35:32 PM
Miss Delaware is a fake moustache away from me being able to satisfy my dream to have vaginal sex with The Iron Sheik

LOL

Give that man a cigar!
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: newmom on January 13, 2011, 04:36:18 PM
Maybe you just don't have the charms?


well look who turn the lights on.  ;D
Title: Re: Bald Miss America
Post by: Jizzacked on January 13, 2011, 04:39:59 PM
she looks like a barbie doll














that some kid took from his little sister, burnt off all the hair, and let his he-man action figures run a train on