Author Topic: Bald Miss America (Read 9588 times)

TacoBell · « **on:** January 12, 2011, 02:46:20 PM »

http://www.styleite.com/media/kayla-martell-bald-miss-delaware/

So some ~~skank~~ woman will be competing in the miss america contest who suffers from some disease which caused her to lose her hair. Now miss america is a beauty pagent, but the US is so pussified I'm guessing she will win. What says ye getbig? Will we have a bald miss america?

Wiggs · « **Reply #1 on:** January 12, 2011, 02:48:02 PM »

fuck no...enjoy your evening. Thank You.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #2 on:** January 12, 2011, 02:51:13 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 12, 2011, 02:48:02 PM

fuck no...enjoy your evening. Thank You.

dude she bald....EVERYWHERE

Fuckin smooth ass hairless quim and tight smooth anus

TacoBell · « **Reply #3 on:** January 12, 2011, 02:52:56 PM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on January 12, 2011, 02:51:13 PM

dude she bald....EVERYWHERE

Fuckin smooth ass hairless quim and tight smooth anus

This isn't a would u thread

Master Blaster · « **Reply #4 on:** January 12, 2011, 02:56:04 PM »

Quote from: TacoBell on January 12, 2011, 02:52:56 PM

This isn't a would u thread

imagine how smooth the skin around her vulva is

fuckin lick that shit clean

mass 04 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 12, 2011, 02:57:00 PM »

How bald? Are we talking Curly Howard or Larry Fine?

Natural Man · « **Reply #6 on:** January 12, 2011, 03:00:46 PM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on January 12, 2011, 02:56:04 PM

imagine how smooth the skin around her vulva is

fuckin lick that shit clean

you sound like a 15 y o virgin teen who try to pretend to be a man. You know the saying; ''those who talk the most about it ...''

Master Blaster · « **Reply #7 on:** January 12, 2011, 03:12:26 PM »

Quote from: uberman on January 12, 2011, 03:00:46 PM

you sound like a 15 y o virgin teen who try to pretend to be a man. You know the saying; ''those who talk the most about it ...''

I fucking WISH I was a 15 year old virgin

Fucking great age to goof around, have no job, get into trouble with almost zero consequences, no mortgage, no sick kids to take care of, no phone bills, no power bills, no garbage bills, no home owners insurance, no kids college fund, no mini van, no wife telling you to fix some bullshit or change a fucking lightbulb

MELTDOWN

225for70 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 12, 2011, 03:15:25 PM »

Quote from: Xerxes on January 12, 2011, 03:02:44 PM

Kinda like you talking about parental issues to everyone on the board hahahaha, you must come from a fucked up family bro

good luck with your issues

Something tells me that Ubermans/unlce/priest/paster & dad molested him frequently..

Parker · « **Reply #9 on:** January 12, 2011, 03:18:24 PM »

Quote from: TacoBell on January 12, 2011, 02:46:20 PM

http://www.styleite.com/media/kayla-martell-bald-miss-delaware/

So some ~~skank~~ woman will be competing in the miss america contest who suffers from some disease which caused her to lose her hair. Now miss america is a beauty pagent, but the US is so pussified I'm guessing she will win. What says ye getbig? Will we have a bald miss america?

This is Miss America, not Miss USA, which competes in the Miss Universe...Miss USA is kinda like your wife, Miss USA is kinda like your mistress---who is usually hotter than one's wife....if you get the analogy.

TacoBell · « **Reply #10 on:** January 12, 2011, 03:20:14 PM »

2:20

Master Blaster · « **Reply #11 on:** January 12, 2011, 03:22:18 PM »

here's a close up, kinda hot

Parker · « **Reply #12 on:** January 12, 2011, 03:23:00 PM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on January 12, 2011, 03:22:18 PM

here's a close up, kinda hot

"Spliced America"?

Flexb · « **Reply #13 on:** January 12, 2011, 03:25:03 PM »

she's still pretty even with the wig off

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #14 on:** January 12, 2011, 03:29:20 PM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on January 12, 2011, 02:51:13 PM

dude she bald....EVERYWHERE

Fuckin smooth ass hairless quim and tight smooth anus

I'm guessing whisker biscuit with cheese. If she's to lazy to shave her head tight to the scalp, her whisker biscuit has got to be a serious mess.

newmom · « **Reply #15 on:** January 12, 2011, 03:33:08 PM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on January 12, 2011, 03:12:26 PM

I fucking WISH I was a 15 year old virgin

Fucking great age to goof around, have no job, get into trouble with almost zero consequences, no mortgage, no sick kids to take care of, no phone bills, no power bills, no garbage bills, no home owners insurance, no kids college fund, no mini van, no wife telling you to fix some bullshit or change a fucking lightbulb

MELTDOWN

Army of One · « **Reply #16 on:** January 12, 2011, 03:45:43 PM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on January 12, 2011, 03:12:26 PM

I fucking WISH I was a 15 year old virgin

Fucking great age to goof around, have no job, get into trouble with almost zero consequences, no mortgage, no sick kids to take care of, no phone bills, no power bills, no garbage bills, no home owners insurance, no kids college fund, no mini van, no wife telling you to fix some bullshit or change a fucking lightbulb

MELTDOWN

I never get this, why get married and have kids if you feel this way?I know Im not the type of person who wants kids or some bullshit redundant ceremony so I can lose half my shit, so guess what, I dont!

Fortress · « **Reply #17 on:** January 12, 2011, 04:10:46 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on January 12, 2011, 03:45:43 PM

I never get this, why get married and have kids if you feel this way?I know Im not the type of person who wants kids or some bullshit redundant ceremony so I can lose half my shit, so guess what, I dont!

No shit.

Flexb · « **Reply #18 on:** January 12, 2011, 04:13:03 PM »

Quote from: newmom on January 12, 2011, 03:33:08 PM

Master Blaster · « **Reply #19 on:** January 12, 2011, 04:13:05 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on January 12, 2011, 03:45:43 PM

I never get this, why get married and have kids if you feel this way?I know Im not the type of person who wants kids or some bullshit redundant ceremony so I can lose half my shit, so guess what, I dont!

Hahaha, you still think you get to make those choices, thats sweet.

SHE will decide, and somehow you will ask her to marry you? No one knows how the fuck they do it brah, its women, they are evil! They are tricksee!

Flexb · « **Reply #20 on:** January 12, 2011, 04:13:49 PM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on January 12, 2011, 04:13:05 PM

Hahaha, you still think you get to make those choices, thats sweet.

SHE will decide, and somehow you will ask her to marry you? No one knows how the fuck they do it brah, its women, they are evil! They are tricksee!

Did you live with your wife before you were married?

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #21 on:** January 12, 2011, 04:15:04 PM »

CHOP HER

Fortress · « **Reply #22 on:** January 12, 2011, 04:16:55 PM »

Never get married. It's the fastest way for a man to have killed all his dreams and desires. And, really, what's the point? Just date the broad. If she pushes for marriage, push her out the door.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #23 on:** January 12, 2011, 04:17:35 PM »

Miss Delaware is a fake moustache away from me being able to satisfy my dream to have vaginal sex with The Iron Sheik

Fortress · « **Reply #24 on:** January 12, 2011, 04:18:00 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on January 12, 2011, 04:16:55 PM

Never get married. It's the fastest way for a man to have killed all his dreams and desires. And, really, what's the point? Just date the broad. If she pushes for marriage, push her out the door.

Actually, never live with her, either.