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I spent a couple months in England, Italy, Germany & Lithuania. They all kinda sucked except London and southern England. I'm no heartpounding nationalist, but I'm starting to believe thoroughly what is seemingly common knowledge. The U.S., for all it's rednecks, wiggers, negroes, crackheads and hobags, really is the greatest place on earth.
Here's a rant my good friend wrote recently about Europe that I'm starting to agree with.
One of my favorite people in the whole wide world tells me "You have to travel Europe", "You HAVE to!!!!"
Really? Do I?? Really? I don't HAVE to do anything. What if I told you you HAD to read every Shakespeare play in order to be cultured?? What if you had no interest? What if you liked Stephen King novels over reading plays from the 1500's? Would people tell you you are uncultured? Stephen King would kick that fruit Shakespeare's ass BTW then probably disembowel him with a dull butter knife, my opinion... What if I told you you HAD to let me kick you in the gonads? You HAD to- or you wouldn't be able to appreciate true pain. I think you would pass. That's about how I feel with the cities of Europe.
You know I had a girlfriend that one reason (one of the MANY) why we broke up was I wasn't excited about seeing Rome or Paris with her? REALLY MENSA?
How many times do I have to hear this happy horseshit about an old broken down part of the world, over-ridden by dilapidated architecture, and people that really don't want me in their country?
I have been to St. Thomas, St. Martin, Casamel, Cabo, San Juan, Grand Kaymans, Bahamas, Bermuda etc etc. I love it. I friggin love it. White sand, clear blue water. Drinks in friggin cocunuts!
Girls in bikinis.. perfect weather- amazing scenery. Cheap money too. I spent 2 weeks in Cabo airfare included for less than $1,500.
Can you even fly to shit-stain Europe for $1,500 ?? Where can I get a drink in a coconut shell served to me by a girl in a grass skirt in Paris? Even if I could, it would be by a skinny pale chick and the only thing resembling a grass skirt would be the hair from her hairy french armpits- come on.
WE LEFT EUROPE FOR A REASON WHITE PEOPLE !!!! It BLOWS!
"You gotta see Big Ben Rick, You GOTTA!!!" The only GOOD thing about the Big Ben in London is that it doesn't rape girls in bathroom stalls (NFL football reference).
Also, I have seen Big Ben you pompous ass.. in the movie European Vacation! Clark W. Griswald pointed it out to me. I even saw it blow up in the movie 'V for Vendetta' and that was the best part!!
The best city in the world is NY city. I've been to NY 10-20 times. It sucks. It's over crowded, it smells like feet covered in shit, and there are bums on every corner. I go there because I am forced to for work- you think I would go there for FUN? You think I would pay $5-10k to go there?? That's how I feel about Europe. Big cities are all the same, and I have the best (the best crap in a giant pile of crap is still crap) city in the whole world 4 hours away!
I'm Italian- and the only reason I would go to Italy is if my grandparents showed me the old mountain town in which they grew up in- I can't think of any other reason! Hey Italians, the Coliseum is falling apart and you have a tower in Pisa that has been ready to fall over for a couple hundred years! Knock it down and put up town houses! If we had that in America we would knock that rubbish down and put up a retractable roof stadium! We are sick of paying money to see your trash! Where are the luxury boxes? How about Venice? You can tell me all day it doesn't smell- but we all know it does: http://www.epinions.com/review/trvl-Dest-Europe-Italy-Venice/content_53241024132 "rank and putrid".
"You gotta see the Eiffel Tower Rick, You Gotta!!!" The Eiffel tower? What the hell is it? Is it me or is that the ugliest thing you have ever seen?? It looks like they never finished it!
Give me sand!! Miles and miles of sand! Give me perfect weather!
Now, if you can get me to a European beach for a good deal - I'll think about it- but can we ship in some nice islanders or Hispanics to replace the Eurotrash in their banana hammocks?
You don't have to try something to know it's not for you and it sucks. If I put a shit sandwich on your plate and tell you to eat it, you wouldn't.. How do you know you wouldn't love it? How do you know shit sandwiches wouldn't be your favorite food after you try it. You KNOW without experiencing it. Europe my fellow Americans... is a giant Shit-Sandwich.
"Hey, all you Europeans can dance in your wooden shoes and play your oompa loopma music and call it "culture," but 364 days out of the year you listen to OUR music, eat OUR food, watch OUR movies. There's a reason why all you euro's speak English, and there's a reason all pilots have to speak English -- because we kick ass. You had your time, and it's passed. As soon as WE bailed YOU out of WW2, we established our supremacy. So try to cling to what little power you have left, and we'll do our best to make you feel important." -- Whoever said this is borderline genius.
You can disagree all day long- but until you let me kick you in the gonads or eat a shit sandwich I don't want to hear your old world propaganda.
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Meltdown.
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Meltdown.
Who's this slant eyed gimmick?
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Truth being you've never stepped outside that inbred Texan home village of yours :D
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Your name should be "RETARDED MENTAL" !!!
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Truth being you've never stepped outside that inbred Texan home village of yours :D
He's actually an oompa-loompa or represents the lollipop guild. I've forgotten which.
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I cant read all that - make it like a kids book, use illustrations when you fantise and make up story to be cool on here
I just use real life shit but Im on my own road
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He's actually an oompa-loompa or represents the lollipop guild. I've forgotten which.
True.
I live in Boston, MA. I've lived in NYC, Long Island and Aspen, CO. I've travelled the U.S. pretty well and been around Europe a bit.
Texas is a shithole, BTW. Shoulda let them remain independant.
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I cant read all that - make it like a kids book, use illustrations when you fantise and make up story to be cool on here
I just use real life shit but Im on my own road
I like you, Spike. Please tell me your GHona hookup.
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I like you, Spike. Please tell me your GHona hookup.
I JUST PICKED SOME UP!!
literally - I could but you must find the fortress of solitude and contact me there and then your in the club
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I like you, Spike. Please tell me your GHona hookup.
Too late for you to grow taller, friend. ;D
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I JUST PICKED SOME UP!!
literally - I could but you must find the fortress of solitude and contact me there and then your in the club
The fortress is at your Mom's house, right? Not a Mom joke, I remember you saying your shit is all in a fridge at your Moms.
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Too late for you to grow taller, friend. ;D
True, but my dick can grow thicker and my hair grow back a lil.
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If America really were the greatest, you wouldn't have to repeat it over and over. ::)
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The fortress is at your Mom's house, right? Not a Mom joke, I remember you saying your shit is all in a fridge at your Moms.
damn I cant divulge crucial info to this on here cause of board lurkrs...but I have moved out of parents house!!
the fortess moved as well - its is now gaurded by one of Zuuls dogs from 'ghostbusters'
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4r9XcWo8Xgk/TCowbZXWw8I/AAAAAAAAGJQ/MbRg5zQ17MY/s1600/zuul-ghostbusters-terror-dog.jpg)
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ive nver liked Europe
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damn I cant divulge crucial info to this on here cause of board lurkrs...but I have moved out of parents house!!
the fortess moved as well - its is now gaurded by one of Zuuls dogs from 'ghostbusters'
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4r9XcWo8Xgk/TCowbZXWw8I/AAAAAAAAGJQ/MbRg5zQ17MY/s1600/zuul-ghostbusters-terror-dog.jpg)
I named one of my cats Zuul. We have a lot in common. Bald, bearded, awesome. Please tell me where the base is. All of your base belong to us!
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You can read? How is it that you are tall, ripped and have hair and you can't get laid?
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You can read? How is it that you are tall, ripped and have hair and you can't get laid?
now there's a nut for you to crack :D
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If America really were the greatest, you wouldn't have to repeat it over and over. ::)
is that the same thing you tell your girlfirend when she screams my name during sex?
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Im on my european tour now and i have to disagree. Paris wasnt that great but prague, venice and amsterdam stand out as some of the must see cities in my opinion. And venice doesnt smell bad ::)
Salzburg in austria is gorgeous but it doesnt look as good as it does in summer.
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True.
I live in Boston, MA. I've lived in NYC, Long Island and Aspen, CO. I've travelled the U.S. pretty well and been around Europe a bit.
Texas is a shithole, BTW. Shoulda let them remain independant.
which city did you like best to live in?
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which city did you like best to live in?
Munchkinland. He felt like a normal human being there. :)
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True.
I live in Boston, MA. I've lived in NYC, Long Island and Aspen, CO. I've travelled the U.S. pretty well and been around Europe a bit.
Texas is a shithole, BTW. Shoulda let them remain independant.
wow bro, you lived in some pretentious shit holes.....starting to sound like you are the problem...not the places you visit...
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Look its real simple and I don't have to go through the whole rant here.
When it comes to compare America withe Europe (and I mean the USA since you guys sometimes conveniently forget that you have neighbors - so if you
compare the country USA and Europe (which isn't a country).
America - Bombastic
Europe - Culture
Thats about it - you can change it any way you want, the reason you guys think you HAVE to see Europe is the culture and the rich history which doesn't exist in America.
Well it kinda does but you guys made sure to eradicate all the culture and interesting heritage of the natives living in America before Columbus landed.
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I agree and felt I must join in: even the title of your thread is ridiculous, you think you lot invented the world? I'm glad you have a passport though and have travelled to Europe.
America is still?
Hope you don't also think you won the last world war.
Trouble is, you think you can 'do' "Europe" in a week or two?
xLinda
in Lindaland
London England, Great Britain, United Kingdom
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I agree and felt I must join in: even the title of your thread is ridiculous, you think you lot invented the world? I'm glad you have a passport though and have travelled to Europe.
America is still?
Hope you don't also think you won the last world war.
Trouble is, you think you can 'do' "Europe" in a week or two?
xLinda
in Lindaland
London England
Stupid sow.
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Hope you don't also think you won the last world war.
In another 20 years you're going to come running back to us with your hats in your hand and we'll bail your asses out again, because that's just how we do.
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There will be no food left to feed you fat bunch, no gas left
xL
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There will be no food left to feed you fat bunch, no gas left
xL
By the time that happens all you "europeans" will have been long gone and forgotten by history.
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By the time that happens all you "europeans" will have been long gone and forgotten by history.
haha,, true....ironic that someone from an urban area in Europe is talking about running out of food...... I can grow majority of my own....wonder if Fatty McStank Cooch can do that?
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I find it odd that you classify Europe as a whole. Obviously you come from the most massive landform (i first typed forum, waaaaaaaa) on earth, so perhaps you've no perspective. God knows, I don't.
Paris is beautiful, that's Europe for you.
what's Lithuania like then?
with mad love from Linda in London
Better get there and see it before it's all gone...
Italy is fantastico and I wouldn't go near Germany even if you paid me. France and Spain are nice but they talk funny
Que linda
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I find it odd that you classify Europe as a whole. Obviously you come from the most massive landform (i first typed forum, waaaaaaaa) on earth, so perhaps you've no perspective. God knows, I don't.
Paris is beautiful, that's Europe for you.
what's Lithuania like then?
with mad love from Linda in London
Better get there and see it before it's all gone...
Italy is fantastico and I wouldn't go near Germany even if you paid me. France and Spain are nice but they talk funny
Que linda
Been to all the places you mentioned, except Lithuania.....love all of them.
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...and you went home, thank goodness for that. Did you do a whirlwind package tour or actually properly see London? It's awsome as they say in America. I've lived here a long time now and every day I see something new I've never seen before which is pre-historic.
This little island I live on, the size of Lake Superior or Vancouver Island, has more history and culture than you lot all laid out side by side reaching to China.
Brits invented your language, get with the program !
Don't classify us as Euro\s, we're from another better island.
xL
from which many of your forefathers came yonks ago, grow up !
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...and you went home, thank goodness for that. Did you do a whirlwind package tour or actually properly see London? It's awsome as they say in America. I've lived here a long time now and every day I see something new I've never seen before which is pre-historic.
This little island I live on, the size of Lake Superior or Vancouver Island, has more history and culture than you lot all laid out side by side reaching to China.
Brits invented your language, get with the program !
Don't classify us as Euro\s, we're from another better island.
xL
from which many of your forefathers came yonks ago, grow up !
I've been to London 5 different times, for different lengths of time. Never see all of it. Lived in Germany and was able to travel quite a bit to other parts of europe. And get over yourself.....we kicked your asses and threw you out, so don't get too uppity. ;D
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.we kicked your asses and threw you out, so don't get too uppity. ;D
You what?
like....
oh they rewrote your history in the last 200 years of it and made it sound healthy?
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You what?
like....
oh they rewrote your history in the the last 200 years of it and made it sound healthy?
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Ask King George...... 8)
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you've lost us, who kicked whom's arse?
xL
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US: Hey Tony, you're coming with us to Iraq because I said so.
UK: Yes sir, we'll be there sir.
Haha, at least the leaders know what's up even if XL inda does not.
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you've lost us, who kicked whom's arse?
xL
"us?" How many personalities do you have?
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lol, I always thought it might be us (you lot in the awesome US) and them... My England would be in the middle? That was cold war, this is not.
I didn't protest against the new US goes-right-in war in the middle east as it's always been going on, they've a bigger religious history in Israel and Palestine than all of us. And sadly Americans are insular, they've no idea where Somalia is or which God they pray to there.
At the time, I thought Bush and Blair went in well, because Saddam had danced around with his WMD and had when warned moved them to Russia or further south... There was a previous war there near Saudi where they (you lot) didn't win and they had to go back in.
I dislike history and wars, can't keep up, after all: they've not yet given Ireland back to the Catholics...
it'll all be okay, we'll not worry, next war you'll step up and win the world over
xL
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did you read the post at the top of this page from Stark?
Look, today I've realised that there is absolutely no point in discussing this topic and that you've simply posted it to wind people up.
Everyone in the world knows that the USA is great, and that they don't even appreciate their neighbours (I lived in Toronto for a while, then came home), let alone do you bother to recognise or comprehend Europe or the rest of God's gorgeous earth.
You don't need to learn anything, respect others or travel elsewhere because you have it all. The rest of the world feels sorry for you and the way in which you've trashed everything, but understands that you're bigger than everyone else. That's the way the world turns, it's just the way it is. You know very little, because you don't need to.
xL
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England is just like an ex that you have to have around, so you may as well keep them happy.
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http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/confirmed-were-literally-on-the-brink-of-catastrophic-collapse_01062011
Besides that, I'd like to visit Yellowstone N.P. before it's too late. ;)
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http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/confirmed-were-literally-on-the-brink-of-catastrophic-collapse_01062011
Besides that, I'd like to visit Yellowstone N.P. before it's too late. ;)
and California
xLinda
in Lindaland
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http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/confirmed-were-literally-on-the-brink-of-catastrophic-collapse_01062011
Besides that, I'd like to visit Yellowstone N.P. before it's too late. ;)
Maybe you could time it to visit the park WHEN it collapses..... :)
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90% of european countries has more history than "America", BTW which country is this "America"? Canada, US, Brazil... ??? ::)
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too true mate... I've a Canadian accent in England and they ask me what part of America am I from?
I'm British but my family emigrated to Toronto to get rich quick and I learned that lingo, it's easy. I came home to the UK.
I also went back twice across that big pond and lived in NYC for a year and then Florida on Daytona Beach for 9 months. I didn't have a green card. Wish I'd made it to LA, I reckon that town was built for the likes of me, but I haven't yet...
mad love from London England
xL
I visited Vancouver Island BC 3x from here, my dad retired there.
Wanna talk again about Europe?
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90% of european countries has more history than "America", BTW which country is this "America"? Canada, US, Brazil... ??? ::)
Exactly right, Europe is "history" the US is the here and now......
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Watch out for China and India...
xL
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Watch out for China and India...
xL
China is the future....
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China is the future....
The future in poison dog food, baby clothes and toothpaste ???
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The future in poison dog food, baby clothes and toothpaste ???
Awful country.....I was reading about how they had the idea to be able to double rice production to feed the population.....problem was the "fix it" rice had half the nutritional value, so what did it accomplish?
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na, all the oil and food will be gone and it'll be clean water we'll all fight about. Fuck off with your human rights.
madly
xL
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Maybe you could time it to visit the park WHEN it collapses..... :)
A nerve is always hit by the dumbest people. Prepare yourself for the worst, "showstopper". ;)
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Interesting stuff, don't you agree!? :)