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Title: jotd
Post by: biggerthanuandu on January 26, 2011, 06:14:56 AM
Woman: " Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes
home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it
in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he
goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk, I Swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished and
he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your big mouth shut helps?"
Title: Re: jotd
Post by: w8m8 on January 26, 2011, 07:23:10 AM
Little dj's Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail.

Little dj Johnny says, "De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail."



Title: Re: jotd
Post by: newmom on January 26, 2011, 07:24:41 AM
Quote from: w8m8 on January 26, 2011, 07:23:10 AM
Little dj's Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail.

Little dj Johnny says, "De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail."





Good one evo
Title: Re: jotd
Post by: Migs on January 26, 2011, 05:07:58 PM
wtf
Title: Re: jotd
Post by: w8m8 on January 26, 2011, 05:16:13 PM
Quote from: newmom on January 26, 2011, 07:24:41 AM
Good one evo

Thanks  xxxLinda

Quote from: Migs on January 26, 2011, 05:07:58 PM
wtf


LOL

that was funny  :D
Title: Re: jotd
Post by: Migs on January 26, 2011, 05:20:13 PM
i do what i can
Title: Re: jotd
Post by: newmom on January 26, 2011, 05:30:56 PM
 >:(
Title: Re: jotd
Post by: w8m8 on January 26, 2011, 05:37:28 PM
Quote from: newmom on January 26, 2011, 05:30:56 PM
>:(

wut ?

oh !

sorry Clavin







LOL
Title: Re: jotd
Post by: newmom on January 26, 2011, 05:40:05 PM
Quote from: w8m8 on January 26, 2011, 05:37:28 PM
wut ?

oh !

sorry Clavin







LOL

now really if I was Calvin I'd say make me a sammich or this

Quote from: CalvinH on January 18, 2011, 10:24:55 AM

I ccould see right into the cockpit.

Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 18, 2011, 10:45:30 AM
poor Clavin.....squatting to pee and staring at cockpits....... :-\
Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 18, 2011, 11:04:32 AM
Perhaps Calvin mistook the "cockpit" for a protein fountain?
Title: Re: jotd
Post by: biggerthanuandu on January 26, 2011, 06:32:25 PM
Perhaps Calvin mistook the "cockpit" for a protein fountain?

^ Funneh
Title: Re: jotd
Post by: benchmstr on January 26, 2011, 06:41:20 PM
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