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[biggerthanuandu]

Woman: " Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes
home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it
in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he
goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk, I Swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished and
he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your big mouth shut helps?"

[w8m8]

Little dj's Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail.

Little dj Johnny says, "De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail."

[newmom]

Little dj's Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail.

Little dj Johnny says, "De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail."

Good one evo

[Migs]

wtf

[w8m8]

Good one evo

Thanks  xxxLinda

wtf

LOL

that was funny 

[Migs]

i do what i can

[newmom]

 

[w8m8]

wut ?

oh !

sorry Clavin







LOL

[newmom]

wut ?

oh !

sorry Clavin







LOL

now really if I was Calvin I'd say make me a sammich or this

I ccould see right into the cockpit.

poor Clavin.....squatting to pee and staring at cockpits.......

Perhaps Calvin mistook the "cockpit" for a protein fountain?

[biggerthanuandu]

Perhaps Calvin mistook the "cockpit" for a protein fountain?

^ Funneh

[benchmstr]

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