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Title: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 04, 2011, 06:30:10 AM
Hello Bob. In your avatar you have the following caption: “sometimes you get the elevator sometimes you get the shaft“. My question is:

“If you take an elevator up to the 7th floor at the Mirage Hotel in Vegas, do you get the shaft up there next to the ice machine?"

Honest question
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: Papper on February 04, 2011, 07:25:22 AM
I believe this saying has a series of black and white photographs illustrating the events that may or may not have taken place in room no 7.
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: TacoBell on February 04, 2011, 08:00:03 AM
Hello Bob. In your avatar you have the following caption: “sometimes you get the elevator sometimes you get the shaft“. My question is:
“If you take an elevator up to the 7th floor at the Mirage Hotel in Vegas, do you get the shaft up there next to the ice machine?"


Honest question
;D

Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: Chick on February 04, 2011, 08:44:21 AM
Hello Bob. In your avatar you have the following caption: “sometimes you get the elevator sometimes you get the shaft“. My question is:
“If you take an elevator up to the 7th floor at the Mirage Hotel in Vegas, do you get the shaft up there next to the ice machine?"


Honest question

While I'm sure there are many that would take you up on your offer...I aint one of them.  I'm sure you'll find someone to give you the shaft REAL soon...make sure to use a condom so you can continue to be the "cleanest natural"
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: The_Punisher on February 04, 2011, 09:23:35 AM
While I'm sure there are many that would take you up on your offer...I aint one of them.  I'm sure you'll find someone to give you the shaft REAL soon...make sure to use a condom so you can continue to be the "cleanest natural"



lol......hahahahah.....o h shit, that's cracking me up..... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: CalvinH on February 04, 2011, 09:28:16 AM
Hello Bob. In your avatar you have the following caption: “sometimes you get the elevator sometimes you get the shaft“. My question is:
“If you take an elevator up to the 7th floor at the Mirage Hotel in Vegas, do you get the shaft up there next to the ice machine?"


Honest question
While I'm sure there are many that would take you up on your offer...I aint one of them.  I'm sure you'll find someone to give you the shaft REAL soon...make sure to use a condom so you can continue to be the "cleanest natural"



 ;D
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: Chick on February 04, 2011, 10:12:36 AM
Hello Bob. In your avatar you have the following caption: “sometimes you get the elevator sometimes you get the shaft“. My question is:
“If you take an elevator up to the 7th floor at the Mirage Hotel in Vegas, do you get the shaft up there next to the ice machine?"


Honest question

Honest question:

Why do you keep PMing me asking if there is a chance for us to "get together"....?  For the last time..I'm not on your "team"...! Enough already!!
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: Cableguy on February 04, 2011, 10:18:10 AM
Hello Bob. In your avatar you have the following caption: “sometimes you get the elevator sometimes you get the shaft“. My question is:
“If you take an elevator up to the 7th floor at the Mirage Hotel in Vegas, do you get the shaft up there next to the ice machine?"


Honest question

You need to ask John Parillo... ;D
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 04, 2011, 11:10:43 AM
Honest question:

Why do you keep PMing me asking if there is a chance for us to "get together"....?  For the last time..I'm not on your "team"...! Enough already!!
:D


Come on Bob. Nobody PM'd you. Please get a more decent comeback.  ;D
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: Chick on February 04, 2011, 12:07:03 PM
:D


Come on Bob. Nobody PM'd you. Please get a more decent comeback.  ;D

None necessary...you've been exposed, twink
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: tom joad on February 04, 2011, 12:12:52 PM
None necessary...you've been exposed, twink

Bob, weren't you exposed by sergiopump?
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 04, 2011, 12:13:07 PM
None necessary...you've been exposed, twink
haha .. your rebuttal is so weak .. I am sevastase dude .. just changed my handle. You are losing your wit ... I expect better from you ;)
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: CalvinH on February 04, 2011, 12:53:53 PM
8)




Just saw her 8)
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: JasonH on February 04, 2011, 12:55:16 PM
Haha - funny thread - I love Bob's responses! ;D
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 04, 2011, 12:57:26 PM
Haha - funny thread - I love Bob! ;D
I bet you do hunk  ;)
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: JasonH on February 04, 2011, 12:58:44 PM
I bet you do hunk  ;)

A "man" calling another man a hunk is a bit gay don't you think?
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: slate on February 04, 2011, 02:14:52 PM
haha .. your rebuttal is so weak .. I am sevastase dude .. just changed my handle. You are losing your wit ... I expect better from you ;)

almost 18K posts and this is the kind of shit you come up with

I guess after the 15K-th everyone just burns out- still being owned by a moron like Bob "I paid my dues in full" Chic must be painfull

now get that shaft of your ass and

reply to synthol bob as the man u once were
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: Lundgren on February 04, 2011, 02:27:22 PM
:D


Come on Bob. Nobody PM'd you. Please get a more decent comeback.  ;D
X2

Bob`s a joke.
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: slate on February 04, 2011, 02:40:10 PM
X2

Bob`s a joke.

no

that comeback is a joke

synthol bob lied/told the truth about PMs and sad 18Ker comes back with " Come on Bob" ???

you never "come on" someone like Bob!! you tell him:

Bob you lie for a living, and whether or not u sold your ass in the mirage hotel u sure as fuck sold not only urself to the ifbb, npc, whoever allowed you to eat crumbs off their table, but u also sold all the pros u were supposed to represent

I mean bob is the typical ass liker; remember when u were last in school and the teacher asks who wants to be student representative? yep that's fking bob

Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: slate on February 04, 2011, 02:41:56 PM
I apologise for the typo

i meant ass licker, not ass liker

i have no concrete evidence regarding whether or not bob likes ass- i am just sure he licks ass
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: Reeves on February 04, 2011, 03:06:24 PM
Shit, will this childishness, this OCD with Bob never end?  The answer to the question on someones sexuality is pretty much a matter of public and sometimes private record, so let us examine it thus, shall we? 

Bob has a family, does he not?  Ergo, Bob is married to a woman and together (I believe)  they had a child or children, correct?  This is what normal heterosexual men and women do, i.e., "reproduce the species".  Homosexuals can't do that ("homo" in this case meaning "same" as in "same sex" and when the plumbing is the same, the results are always  the same, i.e., you ain't birfin' no babies),  and as such they are forced (much like the Armed Forces they so frequently try to infest  ;D) to recruit, if you will. 

Hmmmm, Bob is a heterosexual by prublic proof then, right?  Yup.  Unless...Let the "man" that has personally sucked Bob's weenie come forth and give proof and said proof must be unimpeachable.  For those of you in Rio Linda Commiefornia that means it is beyond reproach, errrrrr...genuinely true...ummmm...Da Troof. ;)

In other words, as far as everyone here is concerned, until Bob himself states otherwise he's pretty much a normal heterosexual man.  Unless one or more of you has smoked his wang and can easily prove said act or other faggotry with the subject in question, all you're doing here is humping the wrong leg.

It would probably be easier to find a genuine photo of Bay or the "1" having coitus with a real woman than it would be to find something on Bob.  If that were not so then I suspect this tripe would have long been proven. 

To me, Bob seems like a descent enough guy and outside of the use of AAS and the like I suspect he and I may well agree on a variety of topics, but then I have an IQ above room temperature.  Barely, but still above it.   Those that post this drivel, well suffice to state I suspect otherwise... ;)

Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: Lundgren on February 04, 2011, 03:10:05 PM
Bob has a family, does he not?  
If by family you mean a horde of gimmicks I would say most likely.
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: slate on February 04, 2011, 03:12:21 PM
bob is not homo, hetero or bi sexual

bob is moneysexual
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: Reeves on February 04, 2011, 03:21:43 PM
If by family you mean a horde of gimmicks I would say most likely.

Surely you jest?  If he doesn't have children, then state as much as fact.  What you just wrote isn't even "writing", it's "typing".  Typing requires little, if any, "thought".  A chimp can type.  You are not a chimp, ergo you can do better.

I think he has a wife and children and regardless of that I also think he's a fairly good guy.  That doesn't mean I agree with him on every subject but neither does it mean  I think less of him for our disagreements. 
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 05, 2011, 01:52:38 AM
pipe down “slate“

Bob is actually a cool witty guy. I am just keeping him in check.
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: Army of One on February 05, 2011, 02:03:32 AM
Bob likes the Las Vegas cock, allegedly, that is all.
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: dyslexic on February 05, 2011, 02:14:12 AM
Waiting for the cliche "powned..."
Title: Question for Bob Chick.
Post by: Pet shop boys on February 05, 2011, 12:48:30 PM
``There's no way you could be at my level and not have bad things happen to you,'' Wheeler said.

Whats your reaction to this comment?


WOOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick.
Post by: Army of One on February 05, 2011, 12:54:41 PM
Sometimes you get the recieving Schmoe and sometimes you get to be the reciever.
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick.
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on February 05, 2011, 01:01:38 PM
I love bob chic. awesome ambassador and gives good training advice
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick.
Post by: slate on February 05, 2011, 01:15:17 PM
it's fuking bob chic ADD over here.

Two threads a day going on him but only lasting 10 hours

follow a freaking thread will you!!- dont start a new shit thread on bob- that only helps bob, u dont have to be the OP to dominate the thread just contribute the best

this site is going to shit [(yeah been said before -but this time is for real)- yeah been said before but this time is for real )]*, as clearly most newbies dont know how to post

fact 1: bob is an evil doer
fact 2: bob has super powers in getbig, bestowed to him by the legend of truth, aka ron avid dan
fact 3: most peolple attacking bob on getbig nowadays are trailer trash

*No u idiot white trash , i did not repeat myself- try to understand
fact 4: most people posting on getbig nowadays are trailer trash
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick.
Post by: Lundgren on February 05, 2011, 02:37:09 PM
it's fuking bob chic ADD over here.

Two threads a day going on him but only lasting 10 hours

follow a freaking thread will you!!- dont start a new shit thread on bob- that only helps bob, u dont have to be the OP to dominate the thread just contribute the best

this site is going to shit [(yeah been said before -but this time is for real)- yeah been said before but this time is for real )]*, as clearly most newbies dont know how to post

fact 1: bob is an evil doer
fact 2: bob has super powers in getbig, bestowed to him by the legend of truth, aka ron avid dan
fact 3: most peolple attacking bob on getbig nowadays are trailer trash

*No u idiot white trash , i did not repeat myself- try to understand
fact 4: most people posting on getbig nowadays are trailer trash
Ok bob.
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: Ron on February 05, 2011, 02:42:58 PM
Shit, will this childishness, this OCD with Bob never end?  The answer to the question on someones sexuality is pretty much a matter of public and sometimes private record, so let us examine it thus, shall we?  Bob has a family, does he not?  Ergo, Bob is married to a woman and together (I believe)  they had a child or children, correct?  This is what normal heterosexual men and women do, i.e., "reproduce the species".  Homosexuals can't do that ("homo" in this case meaning "same" as in "same sex" and when the plumbing is the same, the results are always  the same, i.e., you ain't birfin' no babies),  and as such they are forced (much like the Armed Forces they so frequently try to infest  ;D) to recruit, if you will.

Yes, someone a long time ago made up a story, and some people like to think it is funny rehashing a bullcrap story.  It isn't funny, it isn't real - but they think it is funn because while Bob and many others are at contests, expos, events enjoying life, and have families, they are at home jerking off.
Title: Re: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Post by: Lundgren on February 05, 2011, 02:45:53 PM
Yes, someone a long time ago made up a story, and some people like to think it is funny rehashing a bullcrap story.  It isn't funny, it isn't real - but they think it is funn because while Bob and many others are at contests, expos, events enjoying life, and have families, they are at home jerking off.

Lol my rep here is the shits/bananas but even I think its funny he still posts in these threads. They don't get old because he always responds. If he never responded they wouldn't exist.
Title: Re: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Post by: HTexan on February 05, 2011, 02:49:57 PM
Lol my rep here is the shits/bananas but even I think its funny he still posts in these threads. They don't get old because he always responds. If he never responded they wouldn't exist.
yup, that it. it's funny how bob gets mad and responds like a mentally ill person. Plus the story is made funnier, by the fact that there isn't even a room 7. :D
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 05, 2011, 03:29:13 PM
Shit, will this childishness, this OCD with Bob never end?  The answer to the question on someones sexuality is pretty much a matter of public and sometimes private record, so let us examine it thus, shall we? 

Bob has a family, does he not?  Ergo, Bob is married to a woman and together (I believe)  they had a child or children, correct?  This is what normal heterosexual men and women do, i.e., "reproduce the species".  Homosexuals can't do that ("homo" in this case meaning "same" as in "same sex" and when the plumbing is the same, the results are always  the same, i.e., you ain't birfin' no babies),  and as such they are forced (much like the Armed Forces they so frequently try to infest  ;D) to recruit, if you will. 

Hmmmm, Bob is a heterosexual by prublic proof then, right?  Yup.  Unless...Let the "man" that has personally sucked Bob's weenie come forth and give proof and said proof must be unimpeachable.  For those of you in Rio Linda Commiefornia that means it is beyond reproach, errrrrr...genuinely true...ummmm...Da Troof. ;)

In other words, as far as everyone here is concerned, until Bob himself states otherwise he's pretty much a normal heterosexual man.  Unless one or more of you has smoked his wang and can easily prove said act or other faggotry with the subject in question, all you're doing here is humping the wrong leg.

It would probably be easier to find a genuine photo of Bay or the "1" having coitus with a real woman than it would be to find something on Bob.  If that were not so then I suspect this tripe would have long been proven. 

To me, Bob seems like a descent enough guy and outside of the use of AAS and the like I suspect he and I may well agree on a variety of topics, but then I have an IQ above room temperature.  Barely, but still above it.   Those that post this drivel, well suffice to state I suspect otherwise... ;)



Tom Cruise throws a wrench in those spokes
Title: Re: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Post by: chris10000 on February 05, 2011, 03:43:57 PM
Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: Doug_Steele on February 05, 2011, 03:46:28 PM
I love pale white bitches with Blonde hair,the blue underwear makes it just perfect  :o

Fixed. 8)
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: tom joad on February 05, 2011, 03:56:02 PM
Yes, someone a long time ago made up a story, and some people like to think it is funny rehashing a bullcrap story.  It isn't funny, it isn't real - but they think it is funn because while Bob and many others are at contests, expos, events enjoying life, and have families, they are at home jerking off.


Ron, how do you know for certain that what sergiopump alleges (that Bob "wrestled" with schmoes at the Mirage in the early 90s) is false?
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: Army of One on February 05, 2011, 04:22:25 PM
Ron, how do you know for certain that what sergiopump alleges (that Bob "wrestled" with schmoes at the Mirage in the early 90s) is false?
Title: Re: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Post by: mass243 on February 05, 2011, 04:23:10 PM
Hahaha this shit is funny as hell  ;D ;D ;D

"Sometimes you get the elevator".. hhaaha  ;D
Title: Re: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Post by: Master Blaster on February 05, 2011, 04:23:10 PM
THIS guy got the shaft.  ;)

Title: Re: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Post by: HTexan on February 05, 2011, 05:01:24 PM
(http://i55.tinypic.com/350ukyf.jpg)
Title: Re: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Post by: HTexan on February 05, 2011, 05:03:54 PM
THIS guy got the shaft.  ;)


sadly, i lol  :-\
Title: Re: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Post by: mass243 on February 05, 2011, 05:08:28 PM
(http://i55.tinypic.com/350ukyf.jpg)

Hahahha, I respect pros  but that is too much  ;D

Title: Re: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 05, 2011, 05:52:41 PM
THIS guy got the shaft.  ;)




Oh shit  :-X

That's funny  ;D
Title: Re: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Post by: tom joad on February 05, 2011, 06:06:26 PM
Hahahha, I respect pros  but that is too much  ;D

Bob is all business right there.  Just another day at the office.
Title: Re: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Post by: disturbia on February 05, 2011, 06:12:39 PM
Bob is all business right there.  Just another day at the office.

wanna explain what kind of fukin office it is where a guy stands behind you and puts his hands on your package while you squat down?
Title: Re: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Post by: Lundgren on February 05, 2011, 06:15:15 PM
wanna explain what kind of fukin office it is where a guy stands behind you and puts his hands on your package while you squat down?
Have you ever seen a banana factory?
Title: Re: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Post by: tom joad on February 05, 2011, 06:18:01 PM
wanna explain what kind of fukin office it is where a guy stands behind you and puts his hands on your package while you squat down?

Bob's just plying his trade. 

(maybe reach arounds are part of the job requirements?)
Title: Re: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Post by: disturbia on February 05, 2011, 06:19:02 PM
Have you ever seen a banana factory?

is it like a salty banana factory?
Title: Re: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Post by: Army of One on February 05, 2011, 06:20:06 PM
Bob is all business right there.  Just another day at the office Mirage.
Title: Re: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Post by: NotMrAverage on February 05, 2011, 10:02:09 PM
Shajt. I missed this thread. I was a witness and the elevator at Mirage does indeed get you the shaft. In this case shaft translates to the a
magic words "dance for me" "can I touch your bicep" and finally: "Boooy do de bendy over" "the gang is ready to bang". Payed in human grade GH, leads to this....ask GH15 he knows it´s true. I filmed it all and did´nt indeed "join in" I only did his wife during the act. Props to BOB having a nice wife. Mirage is nice hotel too. Bob can confirm this.  ;D
Title: Re: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 06, 2011, 11:04:50 AM
Bob knows it's a joke. I am sure he is laughing as we speak.
Title: Re: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Post by: chris10000 on February 06, 2011, 11:07:22 AM
Bob is a joke.
fixed
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: devilsmile on February 06, 2011, 11:33:21 AM
8)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=365205.0;attach=401167;image)

XERXES, wtf :P :P :P :P give her to me :D

Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: devilsmile on February 06, 2011, 11:36:49 AM
:D, if only she was mine to give away  :'(

epic "getbig" avatar, xerxes... did you have some sort of out of the ordinary like picture before :P ? what was it
Title: Re: Question for Bob Chick
Post by: devilsmile on February 06, 2011, 11:40:19 AM
It's obvious Ron and his fellow "mods" prefer big muscle avatars to bouncing titties  :-X. Disturbing.

aaaah they changed that?.... now that IS disturbing....
Title: Re: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Post by: EL Mariachi on June 15, 2011, 05:26:21 PM
Hello Bob. In your avatar you have the following caption: “sometimes you get the elevator sometimes you get the shaft“. My question is:

“If you take an elevator up to the 7th floor at the Mirage Hotel in Vegas, do you get the shaft up there next to the ice machine?"

Honest question

 ;D