Getbig Bodybuilding, Figure and Fitness Forums

Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: Bobby on February 05, 2011, 02:35:49 PM

Title: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: Bobby on February 05, 2011, 02:35:49 PM
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..."Can i put it in the rear?"


You don't want to date for weeks/months only to find out she doesn't do it.
How long do you wait, when is too soon?

Discuss :D
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on February 05, 2011, 02:37:25 PM
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..."Can i put it in the rear?"


You don't want to date for weeks/months only to find out she doesn't do it.
How long do you wait, when is too soon?

Discuss :D

First date , this way you'll know if you're wasting your time and effort
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: tendonitis on February 05, 2011, 02:38:44 PM
Getbiggers don't ask, they just do.
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: hrspwr on February 05, 2011, 02:40:12 PM
What is it with you younger men and butt sex? I`m perfectly content with good head and moist pussy. I just can`t believe folks actually like the smell of shit on their peckers.
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on February 05, 2011, 02:40:45 PM
Getbiggers don't ask, they just do.

No GetBiggers have 10's begging them to
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: TacoBell on February 05, 2011, 02:42:27 PM
lol @ asking. 
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: Tito24 on February 05, 2011, 02:45:32 PM
good looking women doesnt shit
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: Bobby on February 05, 2011, 02:49:47 PM
lol @ asking. 

you always ask the first time, after that you put it where you want without question 8)


What is it with you younger men and butt sex? I`m perfectly content with good head and moist pussy. I just can`t believe folks actually like the smell of shit on their peckers.

Well sometimes the vag is out of order, luckily all women have a reserve :D
it's very tight feels good and does NOT smell like shit + you can cum inside with zero risk of pregnancy 8)
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: TacoBell on February 05, 2011, 02:51:21 PM
you always ask the first time, after that you put it where you want without question 8)


meh, asking makes it awkward
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: Cableguy on February 05, 2011, 02:52:50 PM
It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission... ;D
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: Bobby on February 05, 2011, 03:01:02 PM
solid stuff bro'skies :D
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: TacoBell on February 05, 2011, 03:02:38 PM
It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission... ;D

exactly  :D
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: Lundgren on February 05, 2011, 03:03:28 PM
meh, asking makes it awkward
Ding ding, the worst she will do is go HEY!, and that's usually pretty hot.
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: Jizzacked on February 05, 2011, 03:10:04 PM
the proper protocol is simply to call them before you go over, inform them that sodomy is on the menu for the evening and to plan accordingly (make sure they are clean).  this is the way of the gentleman.
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: HTexan on February 05, 2011, 03:11:18 PM
you will know when the time is right.
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: TacoBell on February 05, 2011, 03:12:30 PM
you will know when the time is right.

when shes wasted....
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: HTexan on February 05, 2011, 03:13:05 PM
when shes wasted....
lol
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: Cableguy on February 05, 2011, 03:20:42 PM
the proper protocol is simply to call them before you go over, inform them that sodomy is on the menu for the evening and to plan accordingly (make sure they are clean).  this is the way of the gentleman.

For some reason, "sodomy" and "gentleman" don't seem to go too well together... ;D
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: MB_722 on February 05, 2011, 03:29:48 PM
First date , this way you'll know if you're wasting your time and effort

no shit
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: alpmaster on February 05, 2011, 03:37:05 PM


1. Initiate doggy-style
2. Tap the hole with your cock
3. See what response you get
4. Act accordingly
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: Wiggs on February 05, 2011, 03:39:15 PM

1. Initiate doggy-style
2. Tap the hole with your cock
3. See what response you get
4. Act accordingly

Knock, knock, knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door.
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: Nirvana on February 05, 2011, 04:41:18 PM
What is it with you younger men and butt sex? I`m perfectly content with good head and moist pussy. I just can`t believe folks actually like the smell of shit on their peckers.
in other words you've shit fucked and posibly done the chili-dog diet and don't want anyone finding out.
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: HTexan on February 05, 2011, 05:16:59 PM
show her movies where sluts act like their normal. Sex and the city is a good choice.  ;)
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: Wiggs on February 05, 2011, 05:27:28 PM
anal is overrated IMO. I've only done it twice and rather have head or pussy.  I like jerking off to watching anal in porn more than doing it.
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: chaos on February 05, 2011, 05:29:53 PM
anal is overrated IMO. I've only done trannies twice and rather have head or pussy.  I like jerking off to watching tranny anal in porn more than doing it.
:o
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: benchmstr on February 05, 2011, 05:30:05 PM
why the fuck would you ask?...just do it..

bench
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: hrspwr on February 05, 2011, 08:38:46 PM
in other words you've shit fucked and posibly done the chili-dog diet and don't want anyone finding out.

 Oh I have tried it, 20 years ago, didn`t think much of it. What the fuck is a diet?
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: Bobby on February 06, 2011, 05:11:57 AM
I like to push it against it and see what response i get, won't push hard and push it in until some form of green light has been given :D
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: Nirvana on February 06, 2011, 09:41:51 AM
Oh I have tried it, 20 years ago, didn`t think much of it. What the fuck is a diet?
i don't feel like typing it out.  just googgle it and you'll know it when you see it
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: 225for70 on February 06, 2011, 09:48:48 AM
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door.

Haha
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: ToxicAvenger on February 06, 2011, 11:00:14 AM

it's very tight feels good and does NOT smell like shit + you can cum inside with zero risk of pregnancy 8)

WRONG!


gay guys are a result of butt sex pregnancies  ;)
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: magicuser on February 06, 2011, 11:05:07 AM
in bar when meet her
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: benchmstr on February 06, 2011, 11:19:16 AM
it's very tight feels good and does NOT smell like shit + you can cum inside with zero risk of pregnancy 8)
then you have never fucked a bitch in the ass....it hard to get in...but loosens up fast..

bench
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: muscularny on February 06, 2011, 12:05:10 PM
What is it with you younger men and butt sex? I`m perfectly content with good head and moist pussy. I just can`t believe folks actually like the smell of shit on their peckers.

young girls read online on how to prepare, they know about enemas and other stuff, old ladies think all they need is a shower and therefore a guy fucking a older girl anally has a better chance of getting shit all over the place

Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: Devon97 on February 06, 2011, 07:25:20 PM
For those that go anal do you:

1) wrap it up

2) use lube

3) Both

??
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: tommywishbone on February 06, 2011, 08:06:48 PM
This thread stinks.
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: johnnynoname on February 06, 2011, 08:11:30 PM
seriously, why bother with a woman if you are gonna have anal

...just admit that you are a homo and have sex with a guy

it's like, you are with a woman who has a vagina but you are gonna bypass that and go for something you already have....I don't get it
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: tendonitis on February 06, 2011, 08:12:19 PM
This thread stinks.

yeah, it is pretty shitty
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: spude on February 06, 2011, 10:03:22 PM
http://www.youporn.com/watch/288160/surprise-anal-in-bar/?from=search_full&pos=1 (http://www.youporn.com/watch/288160/surprise-anal-in-bar/?from=search_full&pos=1)
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: 240 is Back on February 06, 2011, 10:05:47 PM
Just tell her to eat a light lunch  ;)
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: CARTEL on February 06, 2011, 10:08:51 PM
seriously, why bother with a woman if you are gonna have anal

...just admit that you are a homo and have sex with a guy

it's like, you are with a woman who has a vagina but you are gonna bypass that and go for something you already have....I don't get it

That's crazy talk.

Any guy could give you a blow job but at least 2 of us here at Getbig still pick women to do it.

You're logic is not sound.

Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: Firemuscle on February 06, 2011, 10:12:04 PM
 First rub your thumb around on her asshole.

 Then slide it in.

 If she's still alright with it, stick your whole thumb in and thumb-fuck her ass.

 If she let's you thumbfuck her ass. There's about a 50/50 chance she'll let you stick your dick in there.

 Ass fucking isn't really that great though. It's just cool once in a while to so something different and freaky.

 If the woman has been eating a lot of food, ass fucking can be REALLY nasty. Real life isn't like porn movies where they have had an enema and the inside of their ass is totally clean and empty of shit.

 Fudge packer approved
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: CARTEL on February 06, 2011, 10:14:44 PM
  If she's still alright with it, stick your whole thumb in and thumb-fuck her ass.

 If she let's you thumbfuck her ass. There's about a 50/50 chance she'll let you stick your dick in there.

 

They usually think I'm thumbfucking them but in fact it is my dick  :P
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: Cableguy on February 07, 2011, 02:06:06 AM
That's crazy talk.

Any guy could give you a blow job but at least 2 of us here at Getbig still pick women to do it.

You're logic is not sound.



Make that 3... :)
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: Bobby on February 07, 2011, 03:08:30 PM
then you have never fucked a bitch in the ass....it hard to get in...but loosens up fast..

bench

yeah but the tightness right in the beginning aaahhh :o 8)
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: Bobby on February 07, 2011, 03:10:47 PM
For those that go anal do you:

1) wrap it up

2) use lube

3) Both

??

condoms are for amateurs
2, use spit, place it appropriately, apply penis to said area
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: chaos on February 07, 2011, 06:10:14 PM
condoms are for amateurs
2, use spit, place it appropriately, apply penis to said area
You come across as an expert buttfucker.
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: Bobby on February 08, 2011, 01:52:44 AM
You come across as an expert buttfucker.

hahaha i hope you are not implying there are 'things' :o
only female behinds, gotta run, see which hole gets action this time 8)
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: pedro01 on February 08, 2011, 02:02:24 AM
As a quick aside.... Why did they make K-Y taste of orange? Seems like a wierd choice to me.

I err on the side of not asking. She'll tell me if it's not OK or maybe she'll hesitate and in the heat of the moment let me do it anyway. Either way, I don't see the upside in asking first. Gives her too much time to consider it.

Still - you can't beat sticking a vibrating butt plug in her ass & fucking her pussy. You can feel the vibrations very strongly and it usually sends my eyeballs to the back of my head.
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: chaos on February 08, 2011, 05:22:26 AM
As a quick aside.... Why did they make K-Y taste of orange? Seems like a wierd choice to me.


Outed.
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: pedro01 on February 08, 2011, 06:09:38 AM
Outed.

errr.... would you believe I mistook it for toothpaste once????  ;D
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: HTexan on February 08, 2011, 05:40:03 PM
errr.... would you believe I mistook it for toothpaste once????  ;D
(http://www.rubbersbymail.com/images/condoms/Trustex_Banana_Condom_LRG.jpg)
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: Natural Man on February 08, 2011, 05:42:40 PM
Ding ding, the worst she will do is go HEY!, and that's usually pretty hot.

and what do you know about sex with women anyway?
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: PJim on February 08, 2011, 05:44:22 PM
It's not about putting it in the cornroaster.
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: che on February 08, 2011, 05:49:54 PM
Hahha '' asking ''
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: kiwiol on February 09, 2011, 10:30:11 AM
meeeh, bitch gets whiny about it hurting, eventual boner killer

tried it only twice.

Next time, try pulling out the lightsaber first, before you get in
Title: Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
Post by: kiwiol on February 09, 2011, 10:35:09 AM
Kiwi,

I am disappoint

I expect funnier from you

This might have been funny in 2008

That wasn't a dig at you, lol.

But yes, that sucked and I'll try to improve next time on ;D