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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #25 on: February 05, 2011, 05:30:05 PM »
why the fuck would you ask?...just do it..

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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2011, 08:38:46 PM »
Quote from: Nirvana on February 05, 2011, 04:41:18 PM
in other words you've shit fucked and posibly done the chili-dog diet and don't want anyone finding out.

 Oh I have tried it, 20 years ago, didn`t think much of it. What the fuck is a diet?
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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #27 on: February 06, 2011, 05:11:57 AM »
I like to push it against it and see what response i get, won't push hard and push it in until some form of green light has been given :D
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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #28 on: February 06, 2011, 09:41:51 AM »
Quote from: hrspwr on February 05, 2011, 08:38:46 PM
Oh I have tried it, 20 years ago, didn`t think much of it. What the fuck is a diet?
i don't feel like typing it out.  just googgle it and you'll know it when you see it
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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #29 on: February 06, 2011, 09:48:48 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on February 05, 2011, 03:39:15 PM
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door.

Haha
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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #30 on: February 06, 2011, 11:00:14 AM »
Quote from: Bobby on February 05, 2011, 02:49:47 PM

it's very tight feels good and does NOT smell like shit + you can cum inside with zero risk of pregnancy 8)

WRONG!


gay guys are a result of butt sex pregnancies  ;)
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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #31 on: February 06, 2011, 11:05:07 AM »
in bar when meet her
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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #32 on: February 06, 2011, 11:19:16 AM »
Quote from: Bobby on February 05, 2011, 02:49:47 PM
it's very tight feels good and does NOT smell like shit + you can cum inside with zero risk of pregnancy 8)
then you have never fucked a bitch in the ass....it hard to get in...but loosens up fast..

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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #33 on: February 06, 2011, 12:05:10 PM »
Quote from: hrspwr on February 05, 2011, 02:40:12 PM
What is it with you younger men and butt sex? I`m perfectly content with good head and moist pussy. I just can`t believe folks actually like the smell of shit on their peckers.

young girls read online on how to prepare, they know about enemas and other stuff, old ladies think all they need is a shower and therefore a guy fucking a older girl anally has a better chance of getting shit all over the place

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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #34 on: February 06, 2011, 07:25:20 PM »
For those that go anal do you:

1) wrap it up

2) use lube

3) Both

??
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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #35 on: February 06, 2011, 08:06:48 PM »
This thread stinks.
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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #36 on: February 06, 2011, 08:11:30 PM »
seriously, why bother with a woman if you are gonna have anal

...just admit that you are a homo and have sex with a guy

it's like, you are with a woman who has a vagina but you are gonna bypass that and go for something you already have....I don't get it
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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #37 on: February 06, 2011, 08:12:19 PM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on February 06, 2011, 08:06:48 PM
This thread stinks.

yeah, it is pretty shitty
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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #38 on: February 06, 2011, 10:03:22 PM »
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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #39 on: February 06, 2011, 10:05:47 PM »
Just tell her to eat a light lunch  ;)
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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #40 on: February 06, 2011, 10:08:51 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on February 06, 2011, 08:11:30 PM
seriously, why bother with a woman if you are gonna have anal

...just admit that you are a homo and have sex with a guy

it's like, you are with a woman who has a vagina but you are gonna bypass that and go for something you already have....I don't get it

That's crazy talk.

Any guy could give you a blow job but at least 2 of us here at Getbig still pick women to do it.

You're logic is not sound.

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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #41 on: February 06, 2011, 10:12:04 PM »
 First rub your thumb around on her asshole.

 Then slide it in.

 If she's still alright with it, stick your whole thumb in and thumb-fuck her ass.

 If she let's you thumbfuck her ass. There's about a 50/50 chance she'll let you stick your dick in there.

 Ass fucking isn't really that great though. It's just cool once in a while to so something different and freaky.

 If the woman has been eating a lot of food, ass fucking can be REALLY nasty. Real life isn't like porn movies where they have had an enema and the inside of their ass is totally clean and empty of shit.

 Fudge packer approved
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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #42 on: February 06, 2011, 10:14:44 PM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on February 06, 2011, 10:12:04 PM
  If she's still alright with it, stick your whole thumb in and thumb-fuck her ass.

 If she let's you thumbfuck her ass. There's about a 50/50 chance she'll let you stick your dick in there.

 

They usually think I'm thumbfucking them but in fact it is my dick  :P
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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #43 on: February 07, 2011, 02:06:06 AM »
Quote from: CARTEL on February 06, 2011, 10:08:51 PM
That's crazy talk.

Any guy could give you a blow job but at least 2 of us here at Getbig still pick women to do it.

You're logic is not sound.



Make that 3... :)
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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #44 on: February 07, 2011, 03:08:30 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on February 06, 2011, 11:19:16 AM
then you have never fucked a bitch in the ass....it hard to get in...but loosens up fast..

bench

yeah but the tightness right in the beginning aaahhh :o 8)
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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #45 on: February 07, 2011, 03:10:47 PM »
Quote from: Devon97 on February 06, 2011, 07:25:20 PM
For those that go anal do you:

1) wrap it up

2) use lube

3) Both

??

condoms are for amateurs
2, use spit, place it appropriately, apply penis to said area
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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #46 on: February 07, 2011, 06:10:14 PM »
Quote from: Bobby on February 07, 2011, 03:10:47 PM
condoms are for amateurs
2, use spit, place it appropriately, apply penis to said area
You come across as an expert buttfucker.
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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #47 on: February 08, 2011, 01:52:44 AM »
Quote from: chaos on February 07, 2011, 06:10:14 PM
You come across as an expert buttfucker.

hahaha i hope you are not implying there are 'things' :o
only female behinds, gotta run, see which hole gets action this time 8)
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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #48 on: February 08, 2011, 02:02:24 AM »
As a quick aside.... Why did they make K-Y taste of orange? Seems like a wierd choice to me.

I err on the side of not asking. She'll tell me if it's not OK or maybe she'll hesitate and in the heat of the moment let me do it anyway. Either way, I don't see the upside in asking first. Gives her too much time to consider it.

Still - you can't beat sticking a vibrating butt plug in her ass & fucking her pussy. You can feel the vibrations very strongly and it usually sends my eyeballs to the back of my head.
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Re: When dating a woman: How long before you pop the question?
« Reply #49 on: February 08, 2011, 05:22:26 AM »
Quote from: pedro01 on February 08, 2011, 02:02:24 AM
As a quick aside.... Why did they make K-Y taste of orange? Seems like a wierd choice to me.


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