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Title: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: The True Adonis on February 18, 2011, 03:36:05 PM
Working at an Exotic car Dealership or High-End Car Dealership?  I think you would do very well. Discuss.
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 18, 2011, 03:43:33 PM
what the hell?
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Jaime on February 18, 2011, 03:45:25 PM
what the hell?



 ???
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: spinnis on February 18, 2011, 03:46:15 PM
what the hell?

whats the reference in this statement? I know what it means, but why did someone choose hell? same in swedish, but who choosed hell as a first option? because whats in hell is confusing? isn't whats in heaven equally confusing? strange
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Alexander D on February 18, 2011, 03:47:08 PM
Working at an Exotic car Dealership or High-End Car Dealership?  I think you would do very well. Discuss.

I am considering ordering a thin crust dominos pizza this evening with everything on it, including Parkers mom. #topthat
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 18, 2011, 03:48:21 PM
whats the reference in this statement? I know what it means, but why did someone choose hell? same in swedish, but who choosed hell as a first option? because whats in hell is confusing? isn't whats in heaven equally confusing? strange

what the potato?
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Jaime on February 18, 2011, 03:51:54 PM
What the holy mother of god tomatoe is this shit.
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: tbombz on February 18, 2011, 03:53:31 PM
whats the reference in this statement? I know what it means, but why did someone choose hell? same in swedish, but who choosed hell as a first option? because whats in hell is confusing? isn't whats in heaven equally confusing? strange
usually used in referance to something negative in someway.. you see something ugly, or vicious, or just weird in a bad way... "what the hell is that?"..  it doesnt make a ton of sense.. and if you were to say "what the heaven?" then you would be talking about something positive in some way.. like something beautiful, peaceful, or new and exciting in some way...
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: spinnis on February 18, 2011, 03:53:52 PM
what the potato?

(http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/holy_fucking_shit.jpg)
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: spinnis on February 18, 2011, 03:54:57 PM
usually used in referance to something negative in someway.. you see something ugly, or vicious, or just weird in a bad way... "what the hell is that?"..  it doesnt make a ton of sense.. and if you were to say "what the heaven?" then you would be talking about something positive in some way.. like something beautiful, peaceful, or new and exciting in some way...

I was missing thinking about that part..
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Parker on February 18, 2011, 04:25:42 PM
Working at an Exotic car Dealership or High-End Car Dealership?  I think you would do very well. Discuss.
I have thought about it. I have emailed several a while back about job positions and openings...
Also I had emailed one in Dubai, I read an article in 0-60 Magazine about this place---
of course no replies...I might stop by the Porsche Dealership...
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: dr.chimps on February 18, 2011, 04:34:05 PM
Dubai, India?  ???
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Parker on February 18, 2011, 04:35:06 PM
Dubai, India?  ???
;D

this was before the Dubai meltdown---but the article had a interview with someone who was a salesman for BMW, and he rolled out, went to Dubai, got a job at a exotic car place, rest is history...that wasn't the gist of the article---basically Dubai is exotic car central---
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: cephissus on February 18, 2011, 04:35:27 PM
Parker, the black

(http://www.cuntscorner.com/upload/1263140624.jpg)
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Parker on February 18, 2011, 05:22:09 PM
Parker, the black

(http://www.cuntscorner.com/upload/1263140624.jpg)
Except no chipmunk cheeks, no plucked eyebrows, and no permenant upside down mouth...
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 18, 2011, 05:43:41 PM
Working at an Exotic car Dealership or High-End Car Dealership?  I think you would do very well. Discuss.

Do you mean like Green Ford or Crown Honda?  Could he handle the dog-eat-dog world that is the Wendover Motor Mile? 

Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Lundgren on February 18, 2011, 05:49:11 PM
usually used in referance to something negative in someway.. you see something ugly, or vicious, or just weird in a bad way... "what the hell is that?"..  it doesnt make a ton of sense.. and if you were to say "what the heaven?" then you would be talking about something positive in some way.. like something beautiful, peaceful, or new and exciting in some way...
Christ byes no need for this bullshit.

Swede was just being a wanker, no need for an essay.
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: TacoBell on February 18, 2011, 05:54:47 PM
He'd likely get arrested for grand theft auto for atleast the first month till they remembered he worked there...
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: epic_alien on February 19, 2011, 01:35:09 AM
a good salesman needs to be of average to above average height. you have to have had some success in life, and drive a fairly nice car yourself. in order to relate and exchange stories with the potential buyer one mush be able to share a level of substance with the buyer.

if your 5 foot 4   mid 30s live in a apartment, and black and have a fat white woman fetish, what do you have to talk about with a potential porche buyer?
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Tito24 on February 19, 2011, 01:37:05 AM
parker is too busy fucking hot chicks
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Parker on February 19, 2011, 02:23:36 AM
a good salesman needs to be of average to above average height. you have to have had some success in life, and drive a fairly nice car yourself. in order to relate and exchange stories with the potential buyer one mush be able to share a level of substance with the buyer.

if your 5 foot 4   mid 30s live in a apartment, and black and have a fat white woman fetish, what do you have to talk about with a potential porche buyer?
I can do that and then some...I and can spell Porsche right  ;)

By the way, I've sold the BMW 1M before it has come out...I told a guy about it who was as the local dealership about 10 months back, and he hadn't heard about....saw him the other day, and he has a deposit down.

I've sold a guy in a M5 on the IS300 (used), he really liked it and wanted another car, but he'd had trouble with his 335i HPFP and wanted to get rid of it...

And, where I used to live (apt in Montgomery Co Md) there was a married man who had a E60 M5 and a E46 M3, he got rid of that  me for the E92 M3...so just because one livesin  a luxury apt, doesn't mena one cannot sell a Porsche or relate to the customer, who I date means nothing as well...(no fat woman fetish here)...the point is sales...and I can sell shit to a constipated man...Know your product, have "the gift"....
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: epic_alien on February 19, 2011, 03:34:35 AM
so you sell guys cars but you dont work at a dealer? interesting. hey out of curiosity, what is the difference between a apartment and a luxury apartment? 600sqft  verses 800square feet, and no coin laundry?

what car do you drive parker?
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Parker on February 19, 2011, 03:53:14 AM
so you sell guys cars but you dont work at a dealer? interesting. hey out of curiosity, what is the difference between a apartment and a luxury apartment? 600sqft  verses 800square feet, and no coin laundry?

what car do you drive parker?
Yep, I was visiting a dealership and told a customer about the car (1M), he hadn't heard of it, and I asked a tech about it at a nearby deli, said he hadn't heard a thing (at the time) and it was rumors...
Yet, I belong to a forum which covers it, and sure enough, it's out...

My mom brought me with her to get her new car--E350 with Amg Sport package...the salesman was impressed (subtlety is a good quality).
My dad is a car guy, my uncles on both sides---one uncle drove a 66 Pontiac Catalina since 1966 until 2005---as a daily driver.

The place where I live, well it has  amenities, square footage means nothing, you've heard of Closets in SoHo going for five grand...that's all I'm saying on that

I told you already, I drive a IS300 with tan interior, no mods, we discussed the 2jzge motor in your SC300.
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Tito24 on February 19, 2011, 03:55:01 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B1LlYh6iKqs/TLEByivKm8I/AAAAAAAAC-4/JJcOKl1G-Gc/s1600/funny-ugly-people-11.jpg)
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: devilsmile on February 19, 2011, 03:59:04 AM
parker do you consider me black like wiggs does?
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Tito24 on February 19, 2011, 04:00:53 AM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/94/382924655_9b62bbb693.jpg)
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Parker on February 19, 2011, 04:04:14 AM
parker do you consider me black like wiggs does?
No, only a young satanist in learning...
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/94/382924655_9b62bbb693.jpg)
I actually like that color frog...it will be my new iPhone screensaver.
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: epic_alien on February 19, 2011, 04:06:35 AM
Yep, I was visiting a dealership and told a customer about the car (1M), he hadn't heard of it, and I asked a tech about it at a nearby deli, said he hadn't heard a thing (at the time) and it was rumors...
Yet, I belong to a forum which covers it, and sure enough, it's out...

My mom brought me with her to get her new car--E350 with Amg Sport package...the salesman was impressed (subtlety is a good quality).
My dad is a car guy, my uncles on both sides---one uncle drove a 66 Pontiac Catalina since 1966 until 2005---as a daily driver.

The place where I live, well it has  amenities, square footage means nothing, you've heard of Closets in SoHo going for five grand...that's all I'm saying on that

I told you already, I drive a IS300 with tan interior, no mods, we discussed the 2jzge motor in your SC300.

cool,

your a car guy. but why the is300? its like a base model camry with lexus badges on it actually its smaller than a camry, more like a corolla. my sc300 pulls like a fucking freak, and yes has the 2jz inline 6 non aspirated gte. but by no means is it a race car or anything. its a luxurious coupe though. good for long trips

by the way is your mom white?
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: devilsmile on February 19, 2011, 04:07:13 AM
No, only a young satanist in learning...I actually like that color frog...it will be my new iPhone screensaver.

 ;D

wiggs is convinsed I'm part black, he even thinks I tried to hide it... weird people.

by the way, the satanist philosophy ended almost 5 months ago, where you been.
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Parker on February 19, 2011, 04:20:01 AM
cool,

your a car guy. but why the is300? its like a base model camry with lexus badges on it actually its smaller than a camry, more like a corolla. my sc300 pulls like a fucking freak, and yes has the 2jz inline 6 non aspirated gte. but by no means is it a race car or anything. its a luxurious coupe though. good for long trips

by the way is your mom white?
No, you are thinking the ES300, which is the FWD drive car based off the Camry...the IS300, is known as the Altezza in Japan, it handles the E46 3 series (non Ms). it's RWD.

it has the 2jzge in it as well, but is lighter than the SC---the IS300 is the reason why you see all these cars with the aftermarket "clear" or jeweled rear lights, also known as "Altezza" lights---it's to copy that look.


no moms isn't white
;D

wiggs is convinsed I'm part black, he even thinks I tried to hide it... weird people.

by the way, the satanist philosophy ended almost 5 months ago, where you been.
he might be playing with you,
I hadn't noticed---although, I did notice you stopped talking about it.
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: devilsmile on February 19, 2011, 04:24:06 AM
no moms isn't white he might be playing with you,

I hadn't noticed---although, I did notice you stopped talking about it.

lol you've noticed huh... I've thrown it away so many months ago I can't even remember.

Anyway, here's what wiggs said.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=366851.25

"Dude, i'm telling 100% you are mixed with black.  facial bone structure, nose and lips, skin tone.  I have many mulatos in my family and many of them look more white than black.  My sister is a mulato, nephews and nieces, from both my brothers, my dad.  It's everywhere.  This is why I'm so handsome to many whites.  I have a mix of Euro facial features and black.  I have a long nose but not as wide as traditional negros.  When I grow my hair out, it's not all the way kinky black it's mixed, etc....all my brothers and myself, higher than average IQ...all mixed with white....

Dude, you're a sleeper black. "


I dunno what picture he was reffering to, though.... maby my most receant picture that I posted yesterday.
 
 
 
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: epic_alien on February 19, 2011, 04:43:08 AM
No, you are thinking the ES300, which is the FWD drive car based off the Camry...the IS300, is known as the Altezza in Japan, it handles the E46 3 series (non Ms). it's RWD.

it has the 2jzge in it as well, but is lighter than the SC---the IS300 is the reason why you see all these cars with the aftermarket "clear" or jeweled rear lights, also known as "Altezza" lights---it's to copy that look.


no moms isn't whitehe might be playing with you,
I hadn't noticed---although, I did notice you stopped talking about it.

no i know the difference between the ES300  and the IS300

your IS300 is smaller than camry,  . its 4 door with a 4cl engine and front wheel drive. and not a altezza, unless you live in japan, which you dont right?
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Tito24 on February 19, 2011, 04:43:45 AM
(http://www.brookfieldzoo.org/CZS/getattachment/147645c8-6adf-4a97-878a-e5b6e8aedc61/Blue-Poison-Frog.aspx)
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Parker on February 19, 2011, 06:26:55 AM
no i know the difference between the ES300  and the IS300

your IS300 is smaller than camry,  . its 4 door with a 4cl engine and front wheel drive. and not a altezza, unless you live in japan, which you dont right?
Yes, the IS300 is smaller than the camry, no it never came with a 4 cyl. In Japan It was sold as the Altezza And came smaller I6 and the 3 liter, in the UK it was called the Lexus IS200 and IS300, both were Inline 6s, the US only got the 3 liter, hence IS300...it was intended to be a 3 series competitor, so RWD. And only RWD. It is very popular with the tuner crowd, as they wish to replace the engine with the 2jzgte in the Supra---both engines share the same bulletproof bottom end, except the 2jzge has VVT-i.

You are trolling
(http://is300.info/images/wallpapers/lexus-is300-394603.jpeg)
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: epic_alien on February 19, 2011, 01:54:00 PM
i knew you drove a corolla

even from the beginning.
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Parker on February 19, 2011, 02:09:34 PM
i knew you drove a corolla

even from the beginning.
That pic is not a corolla, hahaha. Lexus never had a model based on the Corolla, except the new hybrid FWD models...

I enjoy playing this game...
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 19, 2011, 05:22:05 PM
I gotta go with the hemi.
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: epic_alien on February 19, 2011, 08:35:19 PM
thats a motherfucking superbird!!
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Cableguy on February 19, 2011, 09:40:27 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B1LlYh6iKqs/TLEByivKm8I/AAAAAAAAC-4/JJcOKl1G-Gc/s1600/funny-ugly-people-11.jpg)

Looks like a tatted up Betty White, lol...
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 19, 2011, 09:46:49 PM
Parker is black ???
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Parker on February 19, 2011, 09:51:03 PM
Parker is black ???
Who's a Black Sheep, What's a Black Sheep?
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 19, 2011, 09:53:28 PM
Who's a Black Sheep, What's a Black Sheep?


 ;)

Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 19, 2011, 09:57:51 PM
lol, Lexus IS300.
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Parker on February 19, 2011, 10:06:59 PM
;)


She'd get it...
lol, Lexus IS300.
Yep, keeping her,
next up, used IS-F or 1M...
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 20, 2011, 03:38:23 AM
thats a motherfucking superbird!!
Yea nascar banned the mofo cause it was too fast.
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: magicuser on February 20, 2011, 03:41:42 AM
the reptiles got to him

(http://simbania.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/reptiles_csg125_brown_basilisk.jpg?w=535&h=401)
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Purple Aki on February 20, 2011, 03:55:39 AM
.I actually like that color frog...it will be my new iPhone screensaver.

They've got a vivarium full of poison arrow frogs at my local pet shop. Awesome looking creatures.

If I ever started keeping herps again, they'd be top of my wish list.
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Tito24 on February 20, 2011, 03:56:29 AM
yes its amazing how beautiful nature can be
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Post by: devilsmile on February 20, 2011, 04:04:02 AM
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Purple Aki on February 20, 2011, 04:10:50 AM
yes its amazing how beautiful nature can be

Yeah, my friend's parents make wildlife films and, to be honest, I can't think of a better way to earn a living than travelling the globe filming animals.
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 20, 2011, 04:20:12 AM
 8) Arthur Jones probably had some asscoiates working on nautilus machines and Casey Viator eating a sandwich in the backroom while this was taking place.
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Parker on February 20, 2011, 04:29:34 AM
the reptiles got to him

(http://simbania.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/reptiles_csg125_brown_basilisk.jpg?w=535&h=401)
Ive always like the baselisk lizards
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Purple Aki on February 20, 2011, 04:33:39 AM
Day Gekos are my favourite:

(http://www.cites.org/gallery/speciespics/reptile/big/madagascar_day_gecko_L.jpg)

You ever kept any herps, Parker?
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Parker on February 20, 2011, 04:57:13 AM
Day Gekos are my favourite:

(http://www.cites.org/gallery/speciespics/reptile/big/madagascar_day_gecko_L.jpg)

You ever kept any herps, Parker?
As a kid I wasn't allowed to have pets---still didn't keep me from keeping box turtles, garter snakes, ringneck snakes, earth snakes, black snakes, snapping turtles, sliders, frogs of various sorts, dusky and spotted salamanders, and baby birds. Thanks to me, there is a population of Am. Toads in my parents back yard.

As man (a black man), herps (snakes, frogs, lizards) are known to keep the punani away.
Title: Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
Post by: Purple Aki on February 20, 2011, 05:10:34 AM
Over the years brother and I had Moorish geckos, a Chilean Rose tarantula, a garter snake, a corn snake and European and North American tree frogs. My mum used to go mental over the escaped crickets that set up home under the fridge and spent all night chirpping.

You are right about herps being vagina repellent, my missus refuses to allow anything scaly in the house.