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The True Adonis

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Parker, Have you thought about....
« on: February 18, 2011, 03:36:05 PM »
Working at an Exotic car Dealership or High-End Car Dealership?  I think you would do very well. Discuss.
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JOHN MATRIX

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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2011, 03:43:33 PM »
what the hell?
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2011, 03:45:25 PM »
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2011, 03:46:15 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on February 18, 2011, 03:43:33 PM
what the hell?

whats the reference in this statement? I know what it means, but why did someone choose hell? same in swedish, but who choosed hell as a first option? because whats in hell is confusing? isn't whats in heaven equally confusing? strange
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2011, 03:47:08 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on February 18, 2011, 03:36:05 PM
Working at an Exotic car Dealership or High-End Car Dealership?  I think you would do very well. Discuss.

I am considering ordering a thin crust dominos pizza this evening with everything on it, including Parkers mom. #topthat
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2011, 03:48:21 PM »
Quote from: Swede! on February 18, 2011, 03:46:15 PM
whats the reference in this statement? I know what it means, but why did someone choose hell? same in swedish, but who choosed hell as a first option? because whats in hell is confusing? isn't whats in heaven equally confusing? strange

what the potato?
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2011, 03:51:54 PM »
What the holy mother of god tomatoe is this shit.
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2011, 03:53:31 PM »
Quote from: Swede! on February 18, 2011, 03:46:15 PM
whats the reference in this statement? I know what it means, but why did someone choose hell? same in swedish, but who choosed hell as a first option? because whats in hell is confusing? isn't whats in heaven equally confusing? strange
usually used in referance to something negative in someway.. you see something ugly, or vicious, or just weird in a bad way... "what the hell is that?"..  it doesnt make a ton of sense.. and if you were to say "what the heaven?" then you would be talking about something positive in some way.. like something beautiful, peaceful, or new and exciting in some way...
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2011, 03:53:52 PM »
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2011, 03:54:57 PM »
Quote from: tbombz on February 18, 2011, 03:53:31 PM
usually used in referance to something negative in someway.. you see something ugly, or vicious, or just weird in a bad way... "what the hell is that?"..  it doesnt make a ton of sense.. and if you were to say "what the heaven?" then you would be talking about something positive in some way.. like something beautiful, peaceful, or new and exciting in some way...

I was missing thinking about that part..
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2011, 04:25:42 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on February 18, 2011, 03:36:05 PM
Working at an Exotic car Dealership or High-End Car Dealership?  I think you would do very well. Discuss.
I have thought about it. I have emailed several a while back about job positions and openings...
Also I had emailed one in Dubai, I read an article in 0-60 Magazine about this place---
of course no replies...I might stop by the Porsche Dealership...
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2011, 04:34:05 PM »
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2011, 04:35:06 PM »
Quote from: P.I.P on February 18, 2011, 04:30:29 PM
Dubai, India?  ???
;D

this was before the Dubai meltdown---but the article had a interview with someone who was a salesman for BMW, and he rolled out, went to Dubai, got a job at a exotic car place, rest is history...that wasn't the gist of the article---basically Dubai is exotic car central---
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2011, 04:35:27 PM »
Parker, the black

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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2011, 05:22:09 PM »
Quote from: cephissus on February 18, 2011, 04:35:27 PM
Parker, the black


Except no chipmunk cheeks, no plucked eyebrows, and no permenant upside down mouth...
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2011, 05:43:41 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on February 18, 2011, 03:36:05 PM
Working at an Exotic car Dealership or High-End Car Dealership?  I think you would do very well. Discuss.

Do you mean like Green Ford or Crown Honda?  Could he handle the dog-eat-dog world that is the Wendover Motor Mile? 

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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2011, 05:49:11 PM »
Quote from: tbombz on February 18, 2011, 03:53:31 PM
usually used in referance to something negative in someway.. you see something ugly, or vicious, or just weird in a bad way... "what the hell is that?"..  it doesnt make a ton of sense.. and if you were to say "what the heaven?" then you would be talking about something positive in some way.. like something beautiful, peaceful, or new and exciting in some way...
Christ byes no need for this bullshit.

Swede was just being a wanker, no need for an essay.
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2011, 05:54:47 PM »
He'd likely get arrested for grand theft auto for atleast the first month till they remembered he worked there...
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2011, 01:35:09 AM »
a good salesman needs to be of average to above average height. you have to have had some success in life, and drive a fairly nice car yourself. in order to relate and exchange stories with the potential buyer one mush be able to share a level of substance with the buyer.

if your 5 foot 4   mid 30s live in a apartment, and black and have a fat white woman fetish, what do you have to talk about with a potential porche buyer?
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2011, 01:37:05 AM »
parker is too busy fucking hot chicks
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2011, 02:23:36 AM »
Quote from: epic_alien on February 19, 2011, 01:35:09 AM
a good salesman needs to be of average to above average height. you have to have had some success in life, and drive a fairly nice car yourself. in order to relate and exchange stories with the potential buyer one mush be able to share a level of substance with the buyer.

if your 5 foot 4   mid 30s live in a apartment, and black and have a fat white woman fetish, what do you have to talk about with a potential porche buyer?
I can do that and then some...I and can spell Porsche right  ;)

By the way, I've sold the BMW 1M before it has come out...I told a guy about it who was as the local dealership about 10 months back, and he hadn't heard about....saw him the other day, and he has a deposit down.

I've sold a guy in a M5 on the IS300 (used), he really liked it and wanted another car, but he'd had trouble with his 335i HPFP and wanted to get rid of it...

And, where I used to live (apt in Montgomery Co Md) there was a married man who had a E60 M5 and a E46 M3, he got rid of that  me for the E92 M3...so just because one livesin  a luxury apt, doesn't mena one cannot sell a Porsche or relate to the customer, who I date means nothing as well...(no fat woman fetish here)...the point is sales...and I can sell shit to a constipated man...Know your product, have "the gift"....
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2011, 03:34:35 AM »
so you sell guys cars but you dont work at a dealer? interesting. hey out of curiosity, what is the difference between a apartment and a luxury apartment? 600sqft  verses 800square feet, and no coin laundry?

what car do you drive parker?
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2011, 03:53:14 AM »
Quote from: epic_alien on February 19, 2011, 03:34:35 AM
so you sell guys cars but you dont work at a dealer? interesting. hey out of curiosity, what is the difference between a apartment and a luxury apartment? 600sqft  verses 800square feet, and no coin laundry?

what car do you drive parker?
Yep, I was visiting a dealership and told a customer about the car (1M), he hadn't heard of it, and I asked a tech about it at a nearby deli, said he hadn't heard a thing (at the time) and it was rumors...
Yet, I belong to a forum which covers it, and sure enough, it's out...

My mom brought me with her to get her new car--E350 with Amg Sport package...the salesman was impressed (subtlety is a good quality).
My dad is a car guy, my uncles on both sides---one uncle drove a 66 Pontiac Catalina since 1966 until 2005---as a daily driver.

The place where I live, well it has  amenities, square footage means nothing, you've heard of Closets in SoHo going for five grand...that's all I'm saying on that

I told you already, I drive a IS300 with tan interior, no mods, we discussed the 2jzge motor in your SC300.
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2011, 03:55:01 AM »
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Re: Parker, Have you thought about....
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2011, 03:59:04 AM »
parker do you consider me black like wiggs does?
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