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Title: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: suckmymuscle on February 22, 2011, 03:43:07 PM
  Here is the thing: the shorter the guy and the bigger the muscles, the more ridiculous he looks. Stature is a sign of masculinity. Men are 15% taller than women. Height is associated with alpha maleness. Throughout history, the taller men beat smaller men for status competition and became the leaders. This is why men are on average taller than women, since genes that code for height are in the "Y" chromosome.

  A man who is of average stature with huge muscles strike people as a beta male trying to be something that he is not: an alpha male. Case in fact, his huge muscles only emphasize his lack of stature even further. A short man with huge muscles looks like a freak of Nature, since he is not even a beta male in people's eyes. Big muscles are associated with masculinity just like stature, and short stature is associated with femininity or poor health. Hence, a 5'4 midget, like Priest, looks like a geneticlly defective troll with something wrong with him ok..

   It is perhaps sad that the men who look the best with huge muscles are the men who need big muscles the least: tall guys. In the tall guy, the huge muscles only makes him look more like an alpha male, since the big muscles call the height into attention and vice-versa. It is the opposite of a 5'10 guy who's huge muscles call into attention his average stature, adn therefore his beta maleness, even more. People are always poiting out Silvester Stallone's Napoleon complex in his huge muscles, on how ridiculous for a man who is 5'8 to have the muscles of a 6' 6 true alpha male. In Dolph Lundgren, though, the huge muscles look great and when he dieted down for his later films he was criticized by how he lost some of his alpha maleness. So if you are under 6'3, getting big muscles only makes you look more beta male ok.


SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 22, 2011, 03:43:50 PM
epic beta male post. 
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Nirvana on February 22, 2011, 03:45:14 PM
(http://garychapelhill.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/napoleon.jpg)
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 22, 2011, 03:45:40 PM
(http://garychapelhill.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/napoleon.jpg)

Is that suckmymuscle?
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: suckmymuscle on February 22, 2011, 03:46:20 PM
epic beta male post. 

  Translation:

  "I am under 6'3 and I strive towards huge muscles to be more of an alpha in people's eyes!" ;)

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: dr.chimps on February 22, 2011, 03:48:55 PM
(http://garychapelhill.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/napoleon.jpg)
Epic comb-over, knock-off Empire pine furniture, and monster waiting-for-Mom-to-finally-come-home-with-the-car look.  
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Earl1972 on February 22, 2011, 03:50:30 PM
so dorian is a beta male?

E
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 22, 2011, 03:51:09 PM

(http://media.scout.com/media/image/78/786863.jpg)

(http://weredogpeople.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/jadeveon-clowney.jpg)


(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/126/215/jadeveon_clowney_crop_340x234)
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Nirvana on February 22, 2011, 03:52:38 PM
so dorian is a beta male?

E
5'10-6'3 is normal

5'9 - depends on attitude, if covered in tattoos and wears tapout, then napolean complex

5'8 and under - see liar priest for details
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Ursus on February 22, 2011, 03:54:41 PM
That is why Johnny Falcon is our leader!

Tall and muscles!
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 22, 2011, 03:57:02 PM
Johnny Falcon is like a brontosaurus. 
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: suckmymuscle on February 22, 2011, 03:58:33 PM
so dorian is a beta male?

E

  As seen by non-bodybuilding fans? Absolutely.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Ursus on February 22, 2011, 03:59:18 PM
Johnny Falcon is a man with fresh ideas!
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Skeletor on February 22, 2011, 03:59:38 PM
A giant among midgets.

(http://s2.postimage.org/7of15s373/76920_174706439209523_100000105037521_671507_318.jpg)
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 22, 2011, 04:00:57 PM
Like a brontosaurus, Johnny Falcon is a vegetarian and like a brontosaurus his heart struggles to pump blood all the way up to his relatively tiny brain, resulting in palpitations and other things.  :(
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Parker on February 22, 2011, 04:01:33 PM
So, in your expert opinion, what should short men do? Not lift weights? Take up hop scotch? Roller skating, Drawing, soccer, jai alai, dodge ball, capoeira?
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 22, 2011, 04:02:32 PM
They should go on message boards and claim to have benched 535 lbs at 181.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Ursus on February 22, 2011, 04:03:20 PM
I think any extreme, fat, skinny, muscular etc looks horrible.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 22, 2011, 04:04:54 PM
I think suckmymuscle is a short angry corsican.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Earl1972 on February 22, 2011, 04:09:07 PM
about stallone, he wouldn't be stallone without his muscles

same thing with jean claude van damme, who is maybe 5'8

E
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: dogbowl on February 22, 2011, 04:09:31 PM
I was with you until you mentioned specific heights.  

People under 6'3" are "short"?   Arnie was only 6'1" ish
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: suckmymuscle on February 22, 2011, 04:09:53 PM
So, in your expert opinion, what should short men do? Not lift weights? Take up hop scotch? Roller skating, Drawing, soccer, jai alai, dodge ball, capoeira?

  A ripped, symmetrical physique looks impressive at any height. It is only when the muscles become big that they emphasize the guy's beta maleness. A guy of average stature should strive for a physique like that of Brad Pitt in "Troy". that indicates great genes and that is alpha.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: suckmymuscle on February 22, 2011, 04:12:56 PM
about stallone, he wouldn't be stallone without his muscles

same thing with jean claude van damme, who is maybe 5'8

E

  Yeah, but no one buys Sly as an alpha like they do Arnold. Why? Six extra inches in height. Stallone is more like a honorary alpha due to his deep voice, manly attitude, tough guy image. The big muscles make these things more believable, but not as much as they would if he were 6'5.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: dj181 on February 22, 2011, 04:16:51 PM
Less than 3% of the world's male population stands at 6'3" or taller. This height of 6'3" is 2 standard deviations from the male norm of 5'9"
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Spike on February 22, 2011, 04:18:52 PM
 A ripped, symmetrical physique looks impressive at any height. It is only when the muscles become big that they emphasize the guy's beta maleness. A guy of average stature should strive for a physique like that of Brad Pitt in "Troy". that indicates great genes and that is alpha.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

you sound like a panzee ass

'guys of normal stature should strive for'.......yea you wank go ahead and set the bar low enough so you can be considered 'BIG'  ::)

every fck that I got around that talks like you has been tossed to the side from some guy, in your case, cause your musqles didnt 'suit' him and the beast with the huge arms he/her wanted a goround with - since your the one guy in the gym walking around in a wife beater staring at yourself in the mirror and sizing everyone in the gym up BUT yourself when you should just be working out - or eating like you should do now

but your dickin off on getbig gettin smaller/shorter by the minurte

brad pitt? this is a bodybuilding board - go back and post this shit on male2male forums

SUCKMYASS
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Earl1972 on February 22, 2011, 04:19:28 PM
  Yeah, but no one buys Sly as an alpha like they do Arnold. Why? Six extra inches in height. Stallone is more like a honorary alpha due to his deep voice, manly attitude, tough guy image. The big muscles make these things more believable, but not as much as they would if he were 6'5.

SUCKMYMUSCLE


i do think arnold is more alpha, but stallone's movies have made more money so i'd say the public accepts his "alphaness"

E
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Lundgren on February 22, 2011, 04:41:22 PM
So, in your expert opinion, what should short men do? Not lift weights? Take up hop scotch? Roller skating, Drawing, soccer, jai alai, dodge ball, capoeira?
You still lift weights and shit. Just try to be fit. If your below 5 10/11 you will never ever ever ever be big. As soon as you go beyond being "fit" you start to look stocky(very bad).

The problem is short guys try to compensate for the lack of stature by trying to get bigger. This is not the message you want to get across. If your short, don't try to emphasize the importance of size it's pointless.   It's like getting a really fancy bike because you can't afford a car. If you lift your trying to win by conditioning not size.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: BayGBM on February 22, 2011, 04:46:29 PM
Short men with big muscles look better than short men without muscles!  :D

Gardner is 5'2"
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Ursus on February 22, 2011, 04:49:07 PM
Short men with big muscles look better than short men without muscles!  :D

Gardner is 5'2"

Wow for a man 5'2" that is very tiny. My GF is taller than that!
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Lundgren on February 22, 2011, 04:49:38 PM
Short men with big muscles look better than short men without muscles!  :D

Gardner is 5'2"
That's because your a smchoe

Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: BayGBM on February 22, 2011, 04:50:46 PM
Paul George is 5'3"
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Lundgren on February 22, 2011, 04:52:11 PM
Paul George is 5'3"
Don't be gay yourself dude that shit's nasty.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: FREAKgeek on February 22, 2011, 05:06:06 PM
Lot of tall man crush in this thread  :D :D
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 22, 2011, 05:10:24 PM
Why is it only the tall guys whine and cry about us short guys? You get all offended and butt hurt that we don't give a fuck that you are tall and we are not.

I mean, good for you. Yeah, I wish I was taller. Wish I had a giant cock, too. But those things are out of my control. Having muscles is not. So I do that. That ok with you, "suckmymuscle"?
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: V Man on February 22, 2011, 05:15:41 PM
  Here is the thing: the shorter the guy and the bigger the muscles, the more ridiculous he looks. Stature is a sign of masculinity. Men are 15% taller than women. Height is associated with alpha maleness. Throughout history, the taller men beat smaller men for status competition and became the leaders. This is why men are on average taller than women, since genes that code for height are in the "Y" chromosome.

  A man who is of average stature with huge muscles strike people as a beta male trying to be something that he is not: an alpha male. Case in fact, his huge muscles only emphasize his lack of stature even further. A short man with huge muscles looks like a freak of Nature, since he is not even a beta male in people's eyes. Big muscles are associated with masculinity just like stature, and short stature is associated with femininity or poor health. Hence, a 5'4 midget, like Priest, looks like a geneticlly defective troll with something wrong with him ok..

   It is perhaps sad that the men who look the best with huge muscles are the men who need big muscles the least: tall guys. In the tall guy, the huge muscles only makes him look more like an alpha male, since the big muscles call the height into attention and vice-versa. It is the opposite of a 5'10 guy who's huge muscles call into attention his average stature, adn therefore his beta maleness, even more. People are always poiting out Silvester Stallone's Napoleon complex in his huge muscles, on how ridiculous for a man who is 5'8 to have the muscles of a 6' 6 true alpha male. In Dolph Lundgren, though, the huge muscles look great and when he dieted down for his later films he was criticized by how he lost some of his alpha maleness. So if you are under 6'3, getting big muscles only makes you look more beta male ok.


SUCKMYMUSCLE

So let me guess, you are over 6' so that automatically makes you an alpha male?

It blows my mind how taller guys are always talking about shorter guys who workout, saying they are trying to make up for something, when it's the tall guys who seem obsessed with height. It's like that's all they have to cling on to...."That short guy is so much better than me at everything, and he looks better than me and gets more pussy......but damn it...at least I'm taller!!"

Why the fuck are you so threatened by us short guys? Is it because you are afraid that a short guy will steal your woman?? Man, how that would shatter your world. Then what will you cling to? How will you justify your alpha maleness?
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: V Man on February 22, 2011, 05:16:51 PM
Why is it only the tall guys whine and cry about us short guys? You get all offended and butt hurt that we don't give a fuck that you are tall and we are not.

I mean, good for you. Yeah, I wish I was taller. Wish I had a giant cock, too. But those things are out of my control. Having muscles is not. So I do that. That ok with you, "suckmymuscle"?


Ha!! You short sneaky bugger, you beat me to it! ;D
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 22, 2011, 05:22:00 PM
Women prefer taller men.  It's scientifically proven.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Nasty Nate on February 22, 2011, 05:25:36 PM
you sound like a panzee ass

'guys of normal stature should strive for'.......yea you wank go ahead and set the bar low enough so you can be considered 'BIG'  ::)

every fck that I got around that talks like you has been tossed to the side from some guy, in your case, cause your musqles didnt 'suit' him and the beast with the huge arms he/her wanted a goround with - since your the one guy in the gym walking around in a wife beater staring at yourself in the mirror and sizing everyone in the gym up BUT yourself when you should just be working out - or eating like you should do now

but your dickin off on getbig gettin smaller/shorter by the minurte

brad pitt? this is a bodybuilding board - go back and post this shit on male2male forums

SUCKMYASS


made me lol
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Mr. Magoo on February 22, 2011, 05:26:08 PM
if short men with big muscles look ridiculous, does that mean tall men with no muscles look awesome?  ???
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: OneMoreRep on February 22, 2011, 05:28:09 PM
Stature is a sign of masculinity. Height is associated with alpha maleness. Throughout history, the taller men beat smaller men for status competition and became the leaders.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Try telling this to the guy on the right...

(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/5404/capjumpat6.jpg)

"1"
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: V Man on February 22, 2011, 05:28:59 PM

The problem is short guys try to compensate for the lack of stature by trying to get bigger. This is not the message you want to get across. If your short, don't try to emphasize the importance of size it's pointless.   It's like getting a really fancy bike because you can't afford a car. If you lift your trying to win by conditioning not size.


I keep seeing this assumption. I'm 5-8 and I can honestly say that my height did not factor in at all when I decided to start lifting weights. I never gave a single thought about my height until I started reading on message boards how everyone else seems to be obsessed with it.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Lundgren on February 22, 2011, 05:29:58 PM
Why is it only the tall guys whine and cry about us short guys? You get all offended and butt hurt that we don't give a fuck that you are tall and we are not.

I mean, good for you. Yeah, I wish I was taller. Wish I had a giant cock, too. But those things are out of my control. Having muscles is not. So I do that. That ok with you, "suckmymuscle"?
Lol I don't care what you think, i'm just trying to give some advice.
Don't emphasize size if you are short. It's pretty simple. Just like you wouldn't brag about playing guitar if you sucked, or money if you were flat broke.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Lundgren on February 22, 2011, 05:33:22 PM
I keep seeing this assumption. I'm 5-8 and I can honestly say that my height did not factor in at all when I decided to start lifting weights. I never gave a single thought about my height until I started reading on message boards how everyone else seems to be obsessed with it.
Well it's just human nature, you can't expect the whole world to understand your uniqueness. People see a old guy with a sports car (mid life crisis), a black guy with bling(broke) , a little guy with a truck( small in the pants) etc, there's no fighting that shit.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: newmom on February 22, 2011, 05:34:01 PM
Why is it only the tall guys whine and cry about us short guys? You get all offended and butt hurt that we don't give a fuck that you are tall and we are not.

I mean, good for you. Yeah, I wish I was taller. Wish I had a giant cock, too. But those things are out of my control. Having muscles is not. So I do that. That ok with you, "suckmymuscle"?

I agree. Can't control the height
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: newmom on February 22, 2011, 05:35:26 PM
Short men with big muscles look better than short men without muscles!  :D

Gardner is 5'2"

whoa, I'm taller and still wouldn't care ;D
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: jude2 on February 22, 2011, 06:14:40 PM
Women prefer taller men.  It's scientifically proven.
I think you mean rich.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: KevinP85 on February 22, 2011, 06:14:54 PM
whoa, I'm taller and still wouldn't care ;D

That's because you're a schmoe ;D

But I'm 6 foot and wouldn't ever want to be any taller. Fuck 6'3 and up, I love sports cars too much and feel I'm at the perfect height as far as being a guy is concerned 8)
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: dyslexic on February 22, 2011, 06:17:36 PM
What fucking delusional site did you copy and paste that utter nonsense from?


Or are you posting high?
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: newmom on February 22, 2011, 06:18:18 PM
That's because you're a schmoe ;D

But I'm 6 foot and wouldn't ever want to be any taller. Fuck 6'3 and up, I love sports cars too much and feel I'm at the perfect height as far as being a guy is concerned 8)

yup that's me ::) ;D ;)

Gotta love tall dudes though
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: newmom on February 22, 2011, 06:20:03 PM
What fucking delusional site did you copy and paste that utter nonsense from?


Or are you posting high?

 ;D hahaha
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: BayGBM on February 22, 2011, 06:52:48 PM
whoa, I'm taller and still wouldn't care ;D

;D
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: chaos on February 22, 2011, 06:57:25 PM
Less than 3% of the world's male population stands at 6'3" or taller. This height of 6'3" is 2 standard deviations from the male norm of 5'9"
What percentage is 6'2"?
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: no one on February 22, 2011, 07:26:59 PM


does anyone else think that 'true adonis' and 'suckmymuscle' are the same person?
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Spike on February 22, 2011, 07:32:30 PM

does anyone else think that 'true adonis' and 'suckmymuscle' are the same person?

makes sense

SUCKMYASS has yet to reply to my retorts cept once, same with adonis he tends to ignore me alot when I get on him, I like the kid but I think Im a little to close to durham for him to go off at the mouth ;D

j/k TA
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 22, 2011, 07:36:54 PM
Lol I don't care what you think, i'm just trying to give some advice.
Don't emphasize size if you are short. It's pretty simple. Just like you wouldn't brag about playing guitar if you sucked, or money if you were flat broke.

Where's the advice?
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 22, 2011, 07:42:51 PM
Women prefer taller men.  It's scientifically proven.

I believe this is true. But it's so meaningless in the grand scheme of things. I've never had a problem meeting good looking women other than the fact that I limit my choices to the shorter ones. There have been times that I've felt short, when a woman has said something about my height. Maybe 3 or 4 times in my life. Thankfully I'm decent looking, in good shape and well spoken. Having money doesn't hurt, either.

Bottom line is, I do fine even though I'm on the extreme end of the shortness scale. I'm sure there are plenty of people like me.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: shiftedShapes on February 22, 2011, 07:52:08 PM
  Here is the thing: the shorter the guy and the bigger the muscles, the more ridiculous he looks. Stature is a sign of masculinity. Men are 15% taller than women. Height is associated with alpha maleness. Throughout history, the taller men beat smaller men for status competition and became the leaders. This is why men are on average taller than women, since genes that code for height are in the "Y" chromosome.

  A man who is of average stature with huge muscles strike people as a beta male trying to be something that he is not: an alpha male. Case in fact, his huge muscles only emphasize his lack of stature even further. A short man with huge muscles looks like a freak of Nature, since he is not even a beta male in people's eyes. Big muscles are associated with masculinity just like stature, and short stature is associated with femininity or poor health. Hence, a 5'4 midget, like Priest, looks like a geneticlly defective troll with something wrong with him ok..

   It is perhaps sad that the men who look the best with huge muscles are the men who need big muscles the least: tall guys. In the tall guy, the huge muscles only makes him look more like an alpha male, since the big muscles call the height into attention and vice-versa. It is the opposite of a 5'10 guy who's huge muscles call into attention his average stature, adn therefore his beta maleness, even more. People are always poiting out Silvester Stallone's Napoleon complex in his huge muscles, on how ridiculous for a man who is 5'8 to have the muscles of a 6' 6 true alpha male. In Dolph Lundgren, though, the huge muscles look great and when he dieted down for his later films he was criticized by how he lost some of his alpha maleness. So if you are under 6'3, getting big muscles only makes you look more beta male ok.


SUCKMYMUSCLE

you are so concerned with what other people think.  The fact of the matter is that taller people are more clumsy, have inferior strength to weight ratios, and generally have less attractive proportional faces and physiques.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Benito Mutumbo on February 22, 2011, 08:01:21 PM
What percentage is 6'2"?

In the US 5% of males 20 years and over are 6'2" or taller.

Based on his initial number, which is correct.  Less than 2% of the US male population is exactly 6'2"

Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: kiwiol on February 22, 2011, 08:06:26 PM
I like the kid but I think Im a little to close to durham for him to go off at the mouth ;D

Adonis will get Jezebelle to call the cops on you, while staying in the kitchen to bake Apple strudels
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: HTexan on February 22, 2011, 08:08:38 PM
Paul George is 5'3"
i like the "look at me" nose rings. ::) ::)
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: newmom on February 23, 2011, 06:23:02 AM
I believe this is true. But it's so meaningless in the grand scheme of things. I've never had a problem meeting good looking women other than the fact that I limit my choices to the shorter ones. There have been times that I've felt short, when a woman has said something about my height. Maybe 3 or 4 times in my life. Thankfully I'm decent looking, in good shape and well spoken. Having money doesn't hurt, either.

Exactly Rearden.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: BayGBM on February 23, 2011, 07:04:14 AM
i like the "look at me" nose rings muscles. ::) ::)

Pot, meet kettle. ::)
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Lundgren on February 23, 2011, 07:25:11 AM
Definitely true.

I have thought about this myself (no homo) and its very true.

I am 6.2 and the difference in how people look at me and behave around me is astounding when I am small (off for many months) and big (juiced to the ears).

Small guys with big muscles look stocky and plain awkward. They know they are small and try to over compensate with their muscles and therefore thinking about their body more then about their surroundings.

Look at pics of Arnie, for example on the beach. He is the best built man at that time and yet behaves like he is unaware of his muscles.

His height makes his muscles even more stand out and the whole is all the more potented by his understanding of how to behave when you have muscles.

A lot of the effect is thorugh the mind, how you stand, talk and walk.
X2, god it amazes me how much people quiver over common sense.

Height isn't the only part of the equation but it's up on the list. The denial runs deep in this thread. What next your gonna tell me having hair, or being fat don't matter? Epic insecurities/delusions.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Spike on February 23, 2011, 09:54:55 AM
Adonis will get Jezebelle to call the cops on you, while staying in the kitchen to bake Apple strudels

Jezz....I think bigfoot is outside, will you go see, I dont wanna get my slippers wet

Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: FREAKgeek on February 23, 2011, 09:56:20 AM
I believe this is true. But it's so meaningless in the grand scheme of things. I've never had a problem meeting good looking women other than the fact that I limit my choices to the shorter ones. There have been times that I've felt short, when a woman has said something about my height. Maybe 3 or 4 times in my life. Thankfully I'm decent looking, in good shape and well spoken. Having money doesn't hurt, either.

Bottom line is, I do fine even though I'm on the extreme end of the shortness scale. I'm sure there are plenty of people like me.

I'm not much taller than yourself. I'm 8 inches taller than my gf, she wouldn't want me any taller.

I bet it's real hot when a girl needs a step ladder to make out with a guy. I would feel like its my daughter or something.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 23, 2011, 09:56:22 AM
A real bodybuilder should be/look 'ridiculous'
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Spike on February 23, 2011, 09:59:55 AM
A real bodybuilder should be/look 'ridiculous'

 8)

Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Big Worm on February 23, 2011, 10:06:05 AM
  Here is the thing: the shorter the guy and the bigger the muscles, the more ridiculous he looks. Stature is a sign of masculinity. Men are 15% taller than women. Height is associated with alpha maleness. Throughout history, the taller men beat smaller men for status competition and became the leaders. This is why men are on average taller than women, since genes that code for height are in the "Y" chromosome.

  A man who is of average stature with huge muscles strike people as a beta male trying to be something that he is not: an alpha male. Case in fact, his huge muscles only emphasize his lack of stature even further. A short man with huge muscles looks like a freak of Nature, since he is not even a beta male in people's eyes. Big muscles are associated with masculinity just like stature, and short stature is associated with femininity or poor health. Hence, a 5'4 midget, like Priest, looks like a geneticlly defective troll with something wrong with him ok..

   It is perhaps sad that the men who look the best with huge muscles are the men who need big muscles the least: tall guys. In the tall guy, the huge muscles only makes him look more like an alpha male, since the big muscles call the height into attention and vice-versa. It is the opposite of a 5'10 guy who's huge muscles call into attention his average stature, adn therefore his beta maleness, even more. People are always poiting out Silvester Stallone's Napoleon complex in his huge muscles, on how ridiculous for a man who is 5'8 to have the muscles of a 6' 6 true alpha male. In Dolph Lundgren, though, the huge muscles look great and when he dieted down for his later films he was criticized by how he lost some of his alpha maleness. So if you are under 6'3, getting big muscles only makes you look more beta male ok.


SUCKMYMUSCLE
Umm . Phuck you!
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 23, 2011, 10:10:19 AM
I think "looking ridiculous" is possible for a man (or woman) of any height. Similarly, it's perfectly possible to look aesthetically pleasing at nearly any height. Most of it has to do with structure, not height. Arms that aren't too short or long. Same with legs. Small waist and even development. There are several guys in my gym that are around 6' that look ludicrous. Some have terrible posture, slouching forward. Undeveloped delts. No legs is extremely common for tall guys.

There are some ridiculous looking short guys, too. Usually it's the stumpy limbs that do them in. I'm lucky that although I'm short, I'm proportionate in the limbs and torso to legs.

Then there's the idiots who just plain can't figure out what to wear, how to cut their hair, or how to speak to others. There's a million ways to look bad.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 23, 2011, 10:26:36 AM
  Here is the thing: the shorter the guy and the bigger the muscles, the more ridiculous he looks. Stature is a sign of masculinity. Men are 15% taller than women. Height is associated with alpha maleness. Throughout history, the taller men beat smaller men for status competition and became the leaders. This is why men are on average taller than women, since genes that code for height are in the "Y" chromosome.

  A man who is of average stature with huge muscles strike people as a beta male trying to be something that he is not: an alpha male. Case in fact, his huge muscles only emphasize his lack of stature even further. A short man with huge muscles looks like a freak of Nature, since he is not even a beta male in people's eyes. Big muscles are associated with masculinity just like stature, and short stature is associated with femininity or poor health. Hence, a 5'4 midget, like Priest, looks like a geneticlly defective troll with something wrong with him ok..

   It is perhaps sad that the men who look the best with huge muscles are the men who need big muscles the least: tall guys. In the tall guy, the huge muscles only makes him look more like an alpha male, since the big muscles call the height into attention and vice-versa. It is the opposite of a 5'10 guy who's huge muscles call into attention his average stature, adn therefore his beta maleness, even more. People are always poiting out Silvester Stallone's Napoleon complex in his huge muscles, on how ridiculous for a man who is 5'8 to have the muscles of a 6' 6 true alpha male. In Dolph Lundgren, though, the huge muscles look great and when he dieted down for his later films he was criticized by how he lost some of his alpha maleness. So if you are under 6'3, getting big muscles only makes you look more beta male ok.


SUCKMYMUSCLE

Maybe you should just start training and put a little muscle on and quit being so insecure :)
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: dj181 on February 23, 2011, 10:27:54 AM
A handsome face pwns "tallness" within the majority of social situations/interactions.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Bam-bam on February 23, 2011, 10:59:48 AM
Short men with big muscles look better than short men without muscles!  :D

Gardner is 5'2"

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=367393.0;attach=403365;image)

epic, EPIC pecs. Seriously, if one bodypart must overpower the rest let it be chest. I will workout as much as it takes to develop my pecs like that, thats a sure thing.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: spinnis on February 23, 2011, 11:00:44 AM
My big muscle looks Ridiculous in your mom's mouth
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: MB on February 23, 2011, 11:16:27 AM
A good tall guy will always beat a good short guy.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 23, 2011, 11:21:24 AM
A good tall guy will always beat a good short guy.

If all else is equal, which it rarely is, yes this is true. If I could be any height in the world, I'd be 5'11. Then if I could have my hair back and a 9" cock, none of you guys would ever get laid.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: mass243 on February 23, 2011, 11:27:38 AM
WTF

Another thread full of BS.
"Short" guys always look more full and complete with huge muscles. Taller guys never 'fill out'.

C'mon already guys! There is reason why best pros are often relatively short. And there is reason why best basketball player are often relatively tall.
How can you don't understand this  ???

And no, I'm not short. I'm fukin something like almost 6'2 and that if something sucks. Never going to look impressive no matter how much muscle I have. Never.
That's the reason why I had to gave up bodybuilding and be honest to myself; now I just train for overall health, hitting gym is just one hobby for me along others these days.

Take notes: Being tall sucks as far as muscular physique is your goal.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: The Grim Lifter on February 23, 2011, 01:18:21 PM
As a shorter guy i would say a good tall guy would always look better than a good short guy, bodybuilding related.

But bodybuilders are so few and far between that if you look at general society anyone with some muscle and is lean looks good.

Short guys only look ridiculous when they get too fucking bloated. I've been that way at times. But when you get lean everything looks good.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Benito Mutumbo on February 23, 2011, 03:54:17 PM
(http://www.muscledemon.com/pictures/194lbs004.jpg)

This short clown looks like a short clown.

A 6'2" swimmer gets over on this guy
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 23, 2011, 04:01:13 PM
(http://www.muscledemon.com/pictures/194lbs004.jpg)

This short clown looks like a short clown.

A 6'2" swimmer gets over on this guy
::)
(http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1283468635/100/4090100.jpg)
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: newmom on February 23, 2011, 04:06:12 PM
::)
(http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1283468635/100/4090100.jpg)

eww ewww ewwww
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 23, 2011, 04:20:38 PM
eww ewww ewwww
LOL, I still remember that evening in the swimming pool as a youngster when I saw my skinny silhouette on the big windows.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Parker on February 23, 2011, 04:25:13 PM
Who is that tall black dude from the UK who is like a bodyguard for 50 Cent and others. He has those big arms and traps--looks kinda odd.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Ursus on February 23, 2011, 04:28:11 PM
I done a job interview for my current job in August. At the time I had no idea who the people on the panel were. One is the current Deputy Chief Executive of the whole organisation.

About 3 weeks ago I was in a meeting with the guy and a whole board of other managers. Bear in mind I am a lowish level grade etc though on a fast track programme. He actually made a point of during the meeting of commenting how he remembered me from my interview and joked as we sat around the board table that we were a lot furthur apart than last time we met.

My interview was not that great. I think he remembered me because I am big. I think as long as you dont come across as a dick when you are big it is an advantage. I also tried to hide my size etc for that job interview and even grew my hair incase people thought i was a stereotypical meathead.

I think studies have shown that taller people tend to do well in business. Tall good looking people will generally exceed many people who are more capable.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 23, 2011, 04:31:33 PM
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 23, 2011, 04:40:57 PM
(http://www.muscledemon.com/pictures/194lbs004.jpg)

This short clown looks like a short clown.

A 6'2" swimmer gets over on this guy

Dude is like 4'10". That's not short, that's midget. That's like saying a 7'2" guy is "tall".
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Spike on February 23, 2011, 05:56:12 PM
I done a job interview for my current job in August. At the time I had no idea who the people on the panel were. One is the current Deputy Chief Executive of the whole organisation.

About 3 weeks ago I was in a meeting with the guy and a whole board of other managers. Bear in mind I am a lowish level grade etc though on a fast track programme. He actually made a point of during the meeting of commenting how he remembered me from my interview and joked as we sat around the board table that we were a lot furthur apart than last time we met.

My interview was not that great. I think he remembered me because I am big. I think as long as you dont come across as a dick when you are big it is an advantage. I also tried to hide my size etc for that job interview and even grew my hair incase people thought i was a stereotypical meathead.

I think studies have shown that taller people tend to do well in business. Tall good looking people will generally exceed many people who are more capable.


how tall exactlyh are you??
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Lundgren on February 23, 2011, 06:57:02 PM
Oh the Irony it hurts, on pretty much any other site in the fucking world being tall is a no brainer advantage, yet on a site dedicated to physique it becomes an hot button issue.

I'm so tired of this shit, being short isn't a good thing, get over it, I'm sure you have a lot more deficits than height
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Naggash on February 24, 2011, 01:57:52 AM
Oh the Irony it hurts, on pretty much any other site in the fucking world being tall is a no brainer advantage, yet on a site dedicated to physique it becomes an hot button issue.

I'm so tired of this shit, being short isn't a good thing, get over it, I'm sure you have a lot more deficits than height

Your main deficit is being ugly as shit.

Big disadvantage in modern society.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: mass243 on February 24, 2011, 04:31:59 AM

I'm so tired of this shit, being short isn't a good thing, get over it, I'm sure you have a lot more deficits than height

HAHAHHA

Epic meltdown from a "taller" guy  :D

Live in your dreams, boy. Being tall sucks unless you play in NBA and collect millions a year... Open your eyes and be honest with yourself, it makes life a whole lot easier  :-*
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on February 24, 2011, 05:28:55 AM
Oh the Irony it hurts, on pretty much any other site in the fucking world being tall is a no brainer advantage, yet on a site dedicated to physique it becomes an hot button issue.

I'm so tired of this shit, being short isn't a good thing, get over it, I'm sure you have a lot more deficits than height

+1, and this is coming from a 5´8 midget =/
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: dj181 on February 24, 2011, 05:37:06 AM
HANDSOMENESS>tallness
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Parker on February 24, 2011, 05:52:01 AM
Being tall sucks?

I hope you are not serious.

Being tall is nothing we can do about and the truth is all things being equall in life (not just bb) the tall people will get ahead faster and easier.

There are books written about this. This is nothing new.

Ask any girl and she will tell you that she wants a tall, handsome man. Never will she say 'small, stocky and handsome'.


Clear as day, not as important as some make it out to be, but clear as day
And most men will say that they want a busty, round ass girl who is pretty---not a flat chested,  flat ass girl who happens to be pretty.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Earl1972 on February 24, 2011, 11:04:53 AM
Oh the Irony it hurts, on pretty much any other site in the fucking world being tall is a no brainer advantage, yet on a site dedicated to physique it becomes an hot button issue.

I'm so tired of this shit, being short isn't a good thing, get over it, I'm sure you have a lot more deficits than height

i get the impression you think your height is your only positive quality, and your only reason to feel "better" than others which is why you are so vocal on this subject

E
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 24, 2011, 11:13:26 AM
What I don't understand is that it's only tall guys who start these threads. It's like being rich and starting a thread saying "Poor people are a waste of fucking time"... Namely, that if you're rich, you have no desire to point it out. It's cool, but nobody cares.

Just like nobody cares if you're tall or short. People care about achievements, natural disasters and round, perfect booties on sexy women.

/ thread.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Meso_z on February 24, 2011, 11:24:41 AM
lol another "my dick is bigger than yours" arguement thread.  ::)

Im going to write something in plain english,

There are short people and there are tall people, muscular and skinny, fat and lean.

We cant do anything about that, get over it.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Ursus on February 24, 2011, 11:39:30 AM

how tall exactlyh are you??

Wee bit over 6'3"
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Tito24 on February 24, 2011, 12:00:33 PM
(http://www.geekologie.com/2011/01/12/eye.jpg)
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: suckmymuscle on February 24, 2011, 12:14:07 PM
  Tall men also tend to have larger dicks than short men, for the obvious reasons of morphology that bodyparts tend to be proportional so the taller the bigger the dick on average. This is a further blow to the egos of short men. Then, there is the fact that, because tall men have more muscle mass and strength - for the same reason for why they have bigger dicks -, they could use short men as female surrogates if they wanted to. Most of the rapists in prison are tall men, and most "punks" are short guys. Seldom will you see a short guy in prison with a tall "punk".

  Being short for males = all around beta maleness

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 24, 2011, 12:16:28 PM
  Tall men also tend to have larger dicks than short men, for the obvious reasons of morphology that bodyparts tend to be proportional so the taller the bigger the dick on average. This is a further blow to the egos of short men. Then, there is the fact that, because tall men have more muscle mass and strength - for the same reason for why they have bigger dicks -, they could use short men as female surrogates if they wanted to. Most of the rapists in prison are tall men, and most "punks" are short guys. Seldom will you see a short guy in prison with a tall "punk".

  Being short for males = all around beta maleness

SUCKMYMUSCLE

If all us short dudes died, you'd have to stack up against other tall guys and you'd get destroyed. Otherwise you wouldn't feel the need to pick on anyone. The real alphas just ARE alpha.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: suckmymuscle on February 24, 2011, 12:30:20 PM
If all us short dudes died, you'd have to stack up against other tall guys and you'd get destroyed. Otherwise you wouldn't feel the need to pick on anyone. The real alphas just ARE alpha.

  Don't be so sensitive because you are short. I bet you would look very cute in a dress with make-up on. In prison, you wouldn't get into dangerous fights because your man would protect you. You would also receive a candle light dinner on Valentine's Day.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 24, 2011, 01:49:53 PM
  Don't be so sensitive because you are short. I bet you would look very cute in a dress with make-up on. In prison, you wouldn't get into dangerous fights because your man would protect you. You would also receive a candle light dinner on Valentine's Day.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

LOL we might find out if my taxes are as high as I think they'll be.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 24, 2011, 01:52:05 PM
  Tall men also tend to have larger dicks than short men, for the obvious reasons of morphology that bodyparts tend to be proportional so the taller the bigger the dick on average. This is a further blow to the egos of short men. Then, there is the fact that, because tall men have more muscle mass and strength - for the same reason for why they have bigger dicks -, they could use short men as female surrogates if they wanted to. Most of the rapists in prison are tall men, and most "punks" are short guys. Seldom will you see a short guy in prison with a tall "punk".

  Being short for males = all around beta maleness

SUCKMYMUSCLE
This midget has a 9.75-inch hammer. Don't know about you, but I can't beat that as a 6.0 tall dude  :-\
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: geneticmarvel on February 24, 2011, 03:06:19 PM


Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: geneticmarvel on February 24, 2011, 03:28:19 PM
Oh the Irony it hurts, on pretty much any other site in the fucking world being tall is a no brainer advantage, yet on a site dedicated to physique it becomes an hot button issue.

I'm so tired of this shit, being short isn't a good thing, get over it, I'm sure you have a lot more deficits than height

Its so obvious on this site, and it seems to really piss everyone off when you mention it too. Shorter is better for bodybuilding ONLY, nothing else. Especially attracting women. Honestly, have you ever seen a 5'8" 285lb bloated self conscious bodybuilder throwing a football around at the beach, smiling, frolicking and having a great time with women? Its always the skinny dudes (tall or short) getting all the women having good times without a care in the world. Meanwhile the chemical factory walks around eyeballing people with an angry pouty look on his face like a teenager that never got kissed at his first prom.

Its good to be muscular relative to your height, but bloated and huge with zero athletic ability or personality is not an attractive package for any women. When I was a teen I wanted to be big- IFBB pro big. Now I look at it as a desperate cry for attention and bitterness for being short and actually find the idea of being as big as possible quite laughable.

5'8" 215 fitlbs with abs, well spoken, attractive face, athletic and and a decent 40 yard dash is all you can really strive for. Having the strength of 2 men is a bonus too. If your short and you at least have all that with some cash in your pocket women will flock in your direction. You have to work within your god given means, instead of being in denial and consuming a pro bodybuilder drug regime with hopes of "one day going pro." lol
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Earl1972 on February 24, 2011, 03:50:25 PM
  Tall men also tend to have larger dicks than short men, for the obvious reasons of morphology that bodyparts tend to be proportional so the taller the bigger the dick on average. This is a further blow to the egos of short men. Then, there is the fact that, because tall men have more muscle mass and strength - for the same reason for why they have bigger dicks -, they could use short men as female surrogates if they wanted to. Most of the rapists in prison are tall men, and most "punks" are short guys. Seldom will you see a short guy in prison with a tall "punk".

  Being short for males = all around beta maleness

SUCKMYMUSCLE

no relation between penis size and height

http://healthguide.howstuffworks.com/penis-definition1.htm

if it were true every nba reject would be in porn

E
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 24, 2011, 05:37:50 PM
Suckmyass is definitely a beta - probably 6ft1.  6ft4 and up is where alpha-ness is inherent.  Unless magicuser is actually 6ft6 as he claims. 
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Lundgren on February 24, 2011, 06:38:10 PM
LOL Youre tired of this shit? Every single opportunity you get you mention that people are "midgets" etc and show the whole world your insecurities, we get it you're tall! Big wop.. now maybe you can fix your epic moonface, fix your mental health and focus on those other things that might be important.
Lol how is me complaining about a certain bodybuilder or whatever being to short, any different from wide/narrow/ lean fat etc. It's important part of physique and completely ignored in the "modern" ifbb. It's called GETBIG don't pretend I'm going off topic or on with some little obsession, height is one of the most basic aspects of size to 99.999 percent of the population.

Lol never said I was hot shit in a champaign glass, I mention my mental problems/weight issues about ten times more than height so stop pretending I'm talking about my height when I mention that other folk(bbers below 5 10 are midgets).

Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 24, 2011, 06:39:56 PM
Lol how is me complaining about a certain bodybuilder or whatever being to short, any different from wide/narrow/ lean fat etc. It's important and completely ignored in the ifbb.

Lol never said I was hot shit in a champaign glass, I mention my mental problems/weight issues about ten times more than height so stop pretending I'm talking about my height when I mention that other folk(bbers below 5 10 are midgets).



How tall are you, Salty?
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Lundgren on February 24, 2011, 06:42:32 PM
How tall are you, Salty?
about 12.5 average banana lengths.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 24, 2011, 06:47:25 PM
Below 5'10 are midgets? Average height in the US is 5'9", so the average man is a midget too?

Bodybuilding is about creating a aesthetic physique , not just size, Danny Padilla and Shawn Ray may be midgets to you but they are still some of the best balanced bb'ers ever

You're just talking shit cause you're tall, height is something you do nothing to get yourself, pure coincidence, the short bb'ers actually worked hard to get where they are and I bet the feeling of being jacked is enough to not give a shit about what some fat newfie blabbermouth thinks about him

zip it, persian midget.  The real Xerxes was 7 ft tall like Peter the Great of Rooshia.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Lundgren on February 24, 2011, 06:52:23 PM
Below 5'10 are midgets? Average height in the US is 5'9", so the average man is a midget too?

Bodybuilding is about creating a aesthetic physique , not just size, Danny Padilla and Shawn Ray may be midgets to you but they are still some of the best balanced bb'ers ever

You're just talking shit cause you're tall, height is something you do nothing to get yourself, pure coincidence, the short bb'ers actually worked hard to get where they are and I bet the feeling of being jacked is enough to not give a shit about what some fat newfie blabbermouth thinks about him
Yes and I wouldn't expect the olympia to have average or below average size biceps, calves, traps etc. So why would it be any different with height. And as far as height being something you don't work for so is hip to waist ratio, joint sizes, symetry, skin type or whatever, stop pretending this is any different from any other aspect.

When the fuck did I ever say I had the genetics for bodybuilding, it's not even on my radar, it's about men in thongs remember, not your reflection.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Lundgren on February 24, 2011, 07:00:25 PM
Well obviously when it comes to bodybuilding, if all else is equal, then the tall guy wins, but it just so happens that  5'8"-5'11" seems to be the best for bodybuilders because its easier to fill out than for a tall guy, who will more often look lanky in comparison.
Too any normal person cutler is a stocky sack of shit, to must folk arnold is fucking perfection, you think that it's just an accident that he appears to be 6'2"(6'+)

Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 24, 2011, 07:03:54 PM
Yeah Cutler vs Arnold for aesthetic appeal, great comparison bro.  ::)

btw  ::) at "to most people arnold is fucking perfection"

you're a short brown man with muslim sympathies so you are incapable of objectivity on the subject of Arnold.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 24, 2011, 07:10:01 PM
I forgot that you also suffer from early onset male pattern baldness which further renders you incapable of objectivity on the subject of a tall white man with a full head of hair who is married to a Roman Catholic. 
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on February 24, 2011, 09:02:42 PM
eww ewww ewwww

ROFL!!!

THE BEEF
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: cephissus on February 24, 2011, 09:09:34 PM
i'm 6'3" and just look like a lanky twink
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 24, 2011, 09:37:49 PM
-Don't know anything about short guys and prison life, but my step-dad was only 5'5" tall and he was hung like a horse. All the studies support that their is no relationship between penis size and height. Nevertheless, I would rather be tall than short regardless of whether it would mean I'd have a bigger penis. For the record I am a shade under 5'11" and my penis is around average at 6.5".


What getbigger hasn't checked out his stepdad's horse appendage?
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Matt C on February 24, 2011, 11:58:10 PM
  Here is the thing: the shorter the guy and the bigger the muscles, the more ridiculous he looks. Stature is a sign of masculinity. Men are 15% taller than women. Height is associated with alpha maleness. Throughout history, the taller men beat smaller men for status competition and became the leaders. This is why men are on average taller than women, since genes that code for height are in the "Y" chromosome.

  A man who is of average stature with huge muscles strike people as a beta male trying to be something that he is not: an alpha male. Case in fact, his huge muscles only emphasize his lack of stature even further. A short man with huge muscles looks like a freak of Nature, since he is not even a beta male in people's eyes. Big muscles are associated with masculinity just like stature, and short stature is associated with femininity or poor health. Hence, a 5'4 midget, like Priest, looks like a geneticlly defective troll with something wrong with him ok..

   It is perhaps sad that the men who look the best with huge muscles are the men who need big muscles the least: tall guys. In the tall guy, the huge muscles only makes him look more like an alpha male, since the big muscles call the height into attention and vice-versa. It is the opposite of a 5'10 guy who's huge muscles call into attention his average stature, adn therefore his beta maleness, even more. People are always poiting out Silvester Stallone's Napoleon complex in his huge muscles, on how ridiculous for a man who is 5'8 to have the muscles of a 6' 6 true alpha male. In Dolph Lundgren, though, the huge muscles look great and when he dieted down for his later films he was criticized by how he lost some of his alpha maleness. So if you are under 6'3, getting big muscles only makes you look more beta male ok.


SUCKMYMUSCLE

Igor Vovchanchyn is a 5'8 alpha male.  It can be done.



Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: BayGBM on February 25, 2011, 12:27:36 AM
What getbigger hasn't checked out his stepdad's horse appendage?

Outed!
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Primemuscle on February 25, 2011, 12:36:55 AM
Outed!

Really? You do have an obsession with outing people, as I recall....this is somewhat pathetic, don't you think? There must be something better you could do with your time. As for me being outed, I was never in.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Primemuscle on February 25, 2011, 12:42:08 AM
What getbigger hasn't checked out his stepdad's horse appendage?

So, Jadeveon are you saying that when you were a kid, you never saw your dad or stepdad (which ever the case may have been) naked?
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: kiwiol on February 25, 2011, 12:54:44 AM
Really? You do have an obsession with outing people, as I recall....this is somewhat pathetic, don't you think? There must be something better you could do with your time. As for me being outed, I was never in.

It's a running joke in Getbig. Relax.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Parker on February 25, 2011, 01:07:29 AM
-Don't know anything about short guys and prison life, but my step-dad was only 5'5" tall and he was hung like a horse. All the studies support that their is no relationship between penis size and height. Nevertheless, I would rather be tall than short regardless of whether it would mean I'd have a bigger penis. For the record I am a shade under 5'11" and my penis is around average at 6.5".

Sucky should check out Shorty Mac, the Leon Phelps of the porn world....dude is like 5'3-5'4...but the women can't handle him...
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: geneticmarvel on February 25, 2011, 05:39:38 AM
Sucky should check out Shorty Mac, the Leon Phelps of the porn world....dude is like 5'3-5'4...but the women can't handle him...

The Ukraine Freight Train is pure alpha.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Nirvana on February 25, 2011, 05:37:42 PM
if the only thing you have going for you in life is height, then you're pathetic.  being tall is not an accomplishment and is never earned.

btw I'm 6'0 and it's nothing spectacular.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: chaos on February 25, 2011, 05:41:58 PM
It's a running joke in Getbig. Relax.
Outed!
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: kiwiol on February 25, 2011, 05:47:04 PM
Outed!

Really? You do have an obsession with outing people, as I recall....this is somewhat pathetic, don't you think? There must be something better you could do with your time. As for me being outed, I was never in.









 ;D
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: dj181 on February 26, 2011, 02:43:38 AM
I'm curious kiwi, wots yo IQ? It's obvious dat you is a real smart fella, and I'd put you somewhere in the high teens to mid 20s (118 to 125). P.S. Ma IQ is in da high 20s to low 30s (127 to 132). Yeah man, I know dat I don't sound too bright, but just remember dat IQ has ABSOLUTELY NOTHINH to do wit high levels of class or social tact. Remember, as someone labeled me here, I AM ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT 8)
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: kiwiol on February 26, 2011, 03:12:20 AM
I'm curious kiwi, wots yo IQ? It's obvious dat you is a real smart fella, and I'd put you somewhere in the high teens to mid 20s (118 to 125). P.S. Ma IQ is in da high 20s to low 30s (127 to 132). Yeah man, I know dat I don't sound too bright, but just remember dat IQ has ABSOLUTELY NOTHINH to do wit high levels of class or social tact. Remember, as someone labeled me here, I AM ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT 8)

I've only taken 1 test and that was online, around 15 years ago. It was in the 140s, but I don't know if it was a credible test or if it even means anything. I think the mind functions in multiple ways and dimensions, the efficiency of all of which can't be gauged solely with IQ tests alone.

IQ is a bit like how fast a car can go from 0-60. That might be the be-all end-all for some people, but for others, it's about how comfortable the car is or how stable or interior space that is more important. A high IQ or intelligence is a double-edged sword that doesn't automatically translate to achieving success or happiness or even wisdom, although it plays a big part.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: lovemonkey on February 26, 2011, 03:16:24 AM
I've only taken 1 test and that was online, around 15 years ago. It was in the 140s, but I don't know if it was a credible test or if it even means anything. I think the mind functions in multiple ways and dimensions, the efficiency of all of which can't be gauged solely with IQ tests alone.

IQ is a bit like how fast a car can go from 0-60. That might be the be-all end-all for some people, but for others, it's about how comfortable the car is or how stable or interior space that is more important. A high IQ or intelligence is a double-edged sword that doesn't automatically translate to achieving success or happiness or even wisdom, although it plays a big part.

You need to start posting equations again  ;D
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: kiwiol on February 26, 2011, 03:19:59 AM
You need to start posting equations again  ;D

Haha that was Debussey's shtick. I was just playing along for a laugh.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Tito24 on February 26, 2011, 03:24:02 AM
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: lovemonkey on February 26, 2011, 03:25:10 AM
Haha that was Debussey's shtick. I was just playing along for a laugh.

I just calculated the roots of gay squared... they are X(1)=Liberace and X(2)=MADMAXX.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: dj181 on February 26, 2011, 03:28:24 AM
Good post kiwi, wisdom and intelligence are not directly related to each other, and in fact, even though I'm pretty intelligent, I ain't too wise. And in my humble opinion, wisdom is MUCH MORE closely linked to happiness than intelligence is, and remember, success DOES NOT equal happiness. They are plenty of successful but miseriable people in this world.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Tito24 on February 26, 2011, 03:30:01 AM
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: kiwiol on February 26, 2011, 03:30:34 AM
I just calculated the roots of gay squared... they are X(1)=Liberace and X(2)=MADMAXX.

LOL, MadMax is gay cubed when Jay Cutler is nearby ;D
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: lovemonkey on February 26, 2011, 03:31:12 AM
Good post kiwi, wisdom and intelligence are not directly related to each other, and in fact, even though I'm pretty intelligent, I ain't too wise. And in my humble opinion, wisdom is MUCH MORE closely linked to happiness than intelligence is, and remember, success DOES NOT equal happiness. They are plenty of successful but miseriable people in this world.

The pursuit of happiness itself is almost always a struggle with diminishing returns.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Parker on February 26, 2011, 03:34:00 AM
The pursuit of happiness itself is almost always a struggle with diminishing returns.
Not really....

one could say it is the pursuit   itself that has diminishing returns. Many times happiness is right there in front of us, yet we search for some other elixir to quench our "thirst". Happiness comes from within, and shines outward.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: dj181 on February 26, 2011, 03:35:02 AM
Yeah, but do people actually and actively pursue happiness? Me thinks that happiness is a by product of a decent and fullfilling life.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Tito24 on February 26, 2011, 03:38:13 AM
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: lovemonkey on February 26, 2011, 03:49:01 AM
Not really....

one could say it is the pursuit   itself that has diminishing returns. Many times happiness is right there in front of us, yet we search for some other elixir to quench our "thirst". Happiness comes from within, and shines outward.

Wasn't that what I just said? Oh well, a matter of interpretation.

All I know/seen is that the people that make it their goal to pursue the ghost called happiness have almost always ended up being some of the most manic depressive people I've ever seen.
In a way, the reward mechanism that gives us the feeling of happiness is not that much different from how drugs affect us. You always need more and never satisfied with were you are.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Matt C on February 26, 2011, 03:54:09 AM
I'm curious kiwi, wots yo IQ? It's obvious dat you is a real smart fella, and I'd put you somewhere in the high teens to mid 20s (118 to 125). P.S. Ma IQ is in da high 20s to low 30s (127 to 132). Yeah man, I know dat I don't sound too bright, but just remember dat IQ has ABSOLUTELY NOTHINH to do wit high levels of class or social tact. Remember, as someone labeled me here, I AM ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT 8)

kiwiol's IQ is extremely high.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Tito24 on February 26, 2011, 04:50:51 AM
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Firemuscle on February 26, 2011, 05:27:35 AM
 I agree for sure.

 When you see a really bulky guy who's 5'8 or below they just look laughable. It doesn't really look good or cool. Just looks funny.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: geneticmarvel on February 26, 2011, 11:43:16 AM
I agree for sure.

 When you see a really bulky guy who's 5'8 or below they just look laughable. It doesn't really look good or cool. Just looks funny.

Anything above 230 at 5 8 looks funny and awkward. If you are say 5 8  under a 200lb athletic strong type physique is what should be opted for. Not a bloated clown that cant even throw a football.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Earl1972 on February 26, 2011, 12:23:56 PM
so basically you guys are saying pro bodybuilders look ridiculous

thanks for the insight ::)

E
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: geneticmarvel on February 26, 2011, 12:27:33 PM
so basically you guys are saying pro bodybuilders look ridiculous

thanks for the insight ::)

E

you are correct!  ;D
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: suckmymuscle on February 27, 2011, 03:11:06 PM
I've only taken 1 test and that was online, around 15 years ago. It was in the 140s, but I don't know if it was a credible test or if it even means anything. I think the mind functions in multiple ways and dimensions, the efficiency of all of which can't be gauged solely with IQ tests alone.

IQ is a bit like how fast a car can go from 0-60. That might be the be-all end-all for some people, but for others, it's about how comfortable the car is or how stable or interior space that is more important. A high IQ or intelligence is a double-edged sword that doesn't automatically translate to achieving success or happiness or even wisdom, although it plays a big part.

  I once took an IQ test and I scored 187.


SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 27, 2011, 03:16:04 PM
  I once took an IQ test and I scored 187.


SUCKMYMUSCLE


This was probably right after you retired as a 330 lb lieutenant colonel in the special forces? 
 ::)

Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on February 27, 2011, 03:28:11 PM
I've only taken 1 test and that was online, around 15 years ago. It was in the 140s, but I don't know if it was a credible test or if it even means anything. I think the mind functions in multiple ways and dimensions, the efficiency of all of which can't be gauged solely with IQ tests alone.

IQ is a bit like how fast a car can go from 0-60. That might be the be-all end-all for some people, but for others, it's about how comfortable the car is or how stable or interior space that is more important. A high IQ or intelligence is a double-edged sword that doesn't automatically translate to achieving success or happiness or even wisdom, although it plays a big part.

I took one online about 10 years ago and it was 154 , I doubt mine is that high. that's insanely high although my daughter was tested in her senior year of high school and she was 129 she graduated second her class with honors and got a scholarship for engineering

something to think about.

What is intelligence, anyway?

When I was in the army, I received the kind of aptitude test that all soldiers took and, against a normal of 100, scored 160. No one at the base had ever seen a figure like that, and for two hours they made a big fuss over me.

(It didn't mean anything. The next day I was still a buck private with KP - kitchen police - as my highest duty.)

All my life I've been registering scores like that, so that I have the complacent feeling that I'm highly intelligent, and I expect other people to think so too.

Actually, though, don't such scores simply mean that I am very good at answering the type of academic questions that are considered worthy of answers by people who make up the intelligence tests - people with intellectual bents similar to mine?

For instance, I had an auto-repair man once, who, on these intelligence tests, could not possibly have scored more than 80, by my estimate. I always took it for granted that I was far more intelligent than he was.

Yet, when anything went wrong with my car I hastened to him with it, watched him anxiously as he explored its vitals, and listened to his pronouncements as though they were divine oracles - and he always fixed my car.

Well, then, suppose my auto-repair man devised questions for an intelligence test.

Or suppose a carpenter did, or a farmer, or, indeed, almost anyone but an academician. By every one of those tests, I'd prove myself a moron, and I'd be a moron, too.

In a world where I could not use my academic training and my verbal talents but had to do something intricate or hard, working with my hands, I would do poorly.

My intelligence, then, is not absolute but is a function of the society I live in and of the fact that a small subsection of that society has managed to foist itself on the rest as an arbiter of such matters.

Consider my auto-repair man, again.

He had a habit of telling me jokes whenever he saw me.

One time he raised his head from under the automobile hood to say: "Doc, a deaf-and-mute guy went into a hardware store to ask for some nails. He put two fingers together on the counter and made hammering motions with the other hand.

"The clerk brought him a hammer. He shook his head and pointed to the two fingers he was hammering. The clerk brought him nails. He picked out the sizes he wanted, and left. Well, doc, the next guy who came in was a blind man. He wanted scissors. How do you suppose he asked for them?"

Indulgently, I lifted by right hand and made scissoring motions with my first two fingers.

Whereupon my auto-repair man laughed raucously and said, "Why, you dumb jerk, He used his voice and asked for them."

Then he said smugly, "I've been trying that on all my customers today." "Did you catch many?" I asked. "Quite a few," he said, "but I knew for sure I'd catch you."

"Why is that?" I asked. "Because you're so goddamned educated, doc, I knew you couldn't be very smart."

And I have an uneasy feeling he had something there.

~ ~ ~

Autobiography by Dr. Isaac Asimov (1920–1992):
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: dj181 on February 27, 2011, 03:41:51 PM
Good point ND, but there are many kinds of intelligence. For example, social intelligence, muscial intelligence, athletic intelligence.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Nirvana on February 27, 2011, 05:17:23 PM
Good point ND, but there are many kinds of intelligence. For example, social intelligence, muscial intelligence, athletic intelligence.
yes he just said that...
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 27, 2011, 06:31:42 PM
 there are many kinds of intelligence. For example, social intelligence, muscial intelligence, athletic intelligence.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: suckmymuscle on March 08, 2011, 01:00:03 PM
I took one online about 10 years ago and it was 154 , I doubt mine is that high. that's insanely high although my daughter was tested in her senior year of high school and she was 129 she graduated second her class with honors and got a scholarship for engineering


  Sometimes very high intelligence is not reflected on an IQ score. One of the most important things for genius is a creative and intuitive mind, and creativity and intuition are not measured by IQ tests.

  IQ tests measure how "logical" you are, that is, how good you are in derivating(deducting) effects from causes in a non-contradictory manner, but not all of reality can be understood with logic. For instance, physics at the subatomic level does not operate with laws that are logical(cause and effect) but seem to in fact circumvent logic in many ways. Music, poetry and literature are not purely logical either. A Kafka novel is not very logical and yet  it is supreme literature.

  A difference between IQ and total intelligence can best be explained by comparing Einstein and Oppenheimer. Robert Oppenheimer was the chief of the Manhattan Project and was possesed of an utterly stratospheric IQ. At the age of 4 he was writing in three languages and multiplying six-digit numbers by each other in his mind in seconds and by the age of 6 he understood the fundamentals of calculus and went on to earn his doctorate in physics at age 21 summa cum laude. His IQ was too high to be measured by any test but was estimated at around 180. Yet, despite his prodigious intelligence and becoming chief of the Manhattan Project in his twenties, Oppenheimer never created anything important in physics. Einstein, conversely, had an IQ score of "only" 158 according to the Wechsler scale, but he created relativity and won the Nobel Prize for the photoelectric effect. The difference between the two was Eintein's superior ability to imagine and abstract, which Oppenheimer lacked even though Oppenheimer was more logical than Einstein - which is not to say that Einstein wasn't extremely logical. Being very logical helps to make breakthroughs, but is not enough.

  A man with an IQ of 100 or even 130 will never be a great physicist. To be a truly great physicist, an IQ of at least 150 would be required. But a man with an IQ of 180 will not necessarily be a better physicist and won't necessarily be a greater genius than a man with an IQ score of 150. Chris Lnagan has an IQ score around 200, possibily the highest in the World, and he hasn't contributed anything noteworthy besides breaking the celings of IQ tests.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

  
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Natural Man on March 08, 2011, 01:33:55 PM
intelligence and hapiness are two very different things...
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Theoak* on March 08, 2011, 11:18:30 PM
Midgets, anyone under 5'9 isnt consider  a real man anyway, besides wolf. top 10 line up of this year's O should all move into a giant shoe.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: suckmymuscle on March 09, 2011, 12:00:23 PM
intelligence and hapiness are two very different things...

  A rat on crack is much happier than Langan on his happiest day...

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: suckmymuscle on March 10, 2011, 07:39:28 PM
Suckmyass is definitely a beta - probably 6ft1.  6ft4 and up is where alpha-ness is inherent.  Unless magicuser is actually 6ft6 as he claims. 

  Suckmymuscle is 1.94 meter tall(6'4 1/2). That makes him a natural alpha. He also talks about himself in the third person, like Julius Caesar, and that makes him even more alpha. Suckmymuscle would beat your asshole and then fuck it if push comes to shove - pun intended - so stfu.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Nirvana on March 11, 2011, 04:53:53 PM
intelligence and hapiness are two very different things...
and then there's wisdom...
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Reeves on March 11, 2011, 05:02:39 PM
  Suckmymuscle is 1.94 meter tall(6'4 1/2). That makes him a natural alpha. He also talks about himself in the third person, like Julius Caesar, and that makes him even more alpha. Suckmymuscle would beat your asshole and then fuck it if push comes to shove - pun intended - so stfu.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Yeah, but to be really cool you need to speak in "plurals of majesty".  Do that and you will not only be a god, but a real bitchin' one at that.  Via con heuvos.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Howard on March 11, 2011, 05:03:55 PM
  Here is the thing: the shorter the guy and the bigger the muscles, the more ridiculous he looks. Stature is a sign of masculinity. Men are 15% taller than women. Height is associated with alpha maleness. Throughout history, the taller men beat smaller men for status competition and became the leaders. This is why men are on average taller than women, since genes that code for height are in the "Y" chromosome.

  A man who is of average stature with huge muscles strike people as a beta male trying to be something that he is not: an alpha male. Case in fact, his huge muscles only emphasize his lack of stature even further. A short man with huge muscles looks like a freak of Nature, since he is not even a beta male in people's eyes. Big muscles are associated with masculinity just like stature, and short stature is associated with femininity or poor health. Hence, a 5'4 midget, like Priest, looks like a geneticlly defective troll with something wrong with him ok..

   It is perhaps sad that the men who look the best with huge muscles are the men who need big muscles the least: tall guys. In the tall guy, the huge muscles only makes him look more like an alpha male, since the big muscles call the height into attention and vice-versa. It is the opposite of a 5'10 guy who's huge muscles call into attention his average stature, adn therefore his beta maleness, even more. People are always poiting out Silvester Stallone's Napoleon complex in his huge muscles, on how ridiculous for a man who is 5'8 to have the muscles of a 6' 6 true alpha male. In Dolph Lundgren, though, the huge muscles look great and when he dieted down for his later films he was criticized by how he lost some of his alpha maleness. So if you are under 6'3, getting big muscles only makes you look more beta male ok.


SUCKMYMUSCLE
Look at this tall hunk of man  just owning all the short guys with muscles.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: The Ugly on March 11, 2011, 05:09:21 PM
What about short men with giant penises?
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: BayGBM on March 11, 2011, 05:38:54 PM
Look at this tall hunk of man  just owning all the short guys with muscles.

x2.  I'll take the short guy with big muscles.  ::)
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: John O on March 11, 2011, 06:36:43 PM
Midgets, anyone under 5'9 isnt consider  a real man anyway, besides wolf. top 10 line up of this year's O should all move into a giant shoe.

Holy crap. I'm only 5'6"  :'( :'(  ;) ;)
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: suckmymuscle on March 11, 2011, 07:29:33 PM
Holy crap. I'm only 5'6" 

  You should should turn into transvestite.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: slacker on March 11, 2011, 08:13:58 PM
  Here is the thing: the shorter the guy and the bigger the muscles, the more ridiculous he looks. Stature is a sign of masculinity. Men are 15% taller than women. Height is associated with alpha maleness. Throughout history, the taller men beat smaller men for status competition and became the leaders. This is why men are on average taller than women, since genes that code for height are in the "Y" chromosome.

  A man who is of average stature with huge muscles strike people as a beta male trying to be something that he is not: an alpha male. Case in fact, his huge muscles only emphasize his lack of stature even further. A short man with huge muscles looks like a freak of Nature, since he is not even a beta male in people's eyes. Big muscles are associated with masculinity just like stature, and short stature is associated with femininity or poor health. Hence, a 5'4 midget, like Priest, looks like a geneticlly defective troll with something wrong with him ok..

   It is perhaps sad that the men who look the best with huge muscles are the men who need big muscles the least: tall guys. In the tall guy, the huge muscles only makes him look more like an alpha male, since the big muscles call the height into attention and vice-versa. It is the opposite of a 5'10 guy who's huge muscles call into attention his average stature, adn therefore his beta maleness, even more. People are always poiting out Silvester Stallone's Napoleon complex in his huge muscles, on how ridiculous for a man who is 5'8 to have the muscles of a 6' 6 true alpha male. In Dolph Lundgren, though, the huge muscles look great and when he dieted down for his later films he was criticized by how he lost some of his alpha maleness. So if you are under 6'3, getting big muscles only makes you look more beta male ok.


SUCKMYMUSCLE
translation Im a total closet homo.   Jesus christ   just come out of the closet already  queer
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: suckmymuscle on March 11, 2011, 08:16:02 PM
translation Im a total closet homo.   Jesus christ   just come out of the closet already  queer

  Translation:

  "I am under 6'3(beta male) and hate him for telling the truth."

  Awwwww...don't cry.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: slacker on March 11, 2011, 08:24:19 PM
 Translation:

  "I am under 6'3(beta male) and hate him for telling the truth."

  Awwwww...don't cry.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Dude   I tower over you and with my muscle mass I would surely crush you like a twig
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: suckmymuscle on March 11, 2011, 08:28:46 PM
Dude   I tower over you and with my muscle mass I would surely crush you like a twig

  You are definitely a beta. Only a beta would use the word "twig". The only twig is what you have between your legs, you c.un.t

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: slacker on March 11, 2011, 08:39:03 PM
  You are definitely a beta. Only a beta would use the word "twig". The only twig is what you have between your legs, you c.un.t

SUCKMYMUSCLE
oh my poor gay friend.    If you only knew.   There are some here who have seen my pics and they can vouch for my shear size.  My strength is legendary.    Ive seen your pic.  Im not impressed
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Matt C on March 12, 2011, 09:51:13 AM
5'10-6'3 is normal

5'9 - depends on attitude, if covered in tattoos and wears tapout, then napolean complex

5'8 and under - see liar priest for details

I'm about 5'9.2" right now.  I just woke up!

As the day goes on, I will eventually lose at least 0.5" in height.

Am I a manlet?  ???  If so, what can I do to prevent this?
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: suckmymuscle on March 12, 2011, 10:54:11 AM
oh my poor gay friend.    If you only knew.   There are some here who have seen my pics and they can vouch for my shear size.  My strength is legendary.    Ive seen your pic.  Im not impressed

  Cry more! Cry more! Cry more! Cry more!

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Tito24 on March 12, 2011, 11:16:02 AM
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Post by: DroppingPlates on March 12, 2011, 11:23:55 AM
Leonard Cohen is gold  8)
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Post by: The Ugly on March 12, 2011, 02:21:14 PM
Leonard Cohen is gold  8)

Agreed.



Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Benito Mutumbo on April 19, 2011, 01:29:14 PM
Bump for one of the better threads.

A lot of short people melting down.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Parker on April 19, 2011, 01:34:29 PM
I'm about 5'9.2" right now.  I just woke up!

As the day goes on, I will eventually lose at least 0.5" in height.

Am I a manlet?  ???  If so, what can I do to prevent this?
Matt, seriously who keeps track of that type of stuff? The last person I knew who kept track of stuff like this, wore two button up shirts and had plans to blow up his high school.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Primemuscle on April 19, 2011, 01:50:05 PM
Matt, seriously who keeps track of that type of stuff? The last person I knew who kept track of stuff like this, wore two button up shirts and had plans to blow up his high school.

That person you talk about with the button up shirts and plans to blow up the school was Matt....I bet you knew this already.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: doison on April 19, 2011, 06:55:14 PM
They should go on message boards and claim to have benched 535 lbs at 181.

Rick Weil set a record for an unequipped bench press in the 181 division that has not been touched in 23 years.  He bench pressed 556 lbs at a bodyweight of 181, without the use of an assistive bench shirt.  This is not only the record for the 181's but the biggest triple bodyweight unequipped bench press of all time across any weight division and within 6 lbs of the record for the division above him (198).  Not to mention the fact that Rick already holds the record for the 165's...


Coach's 535 bench would have literally been one of the greatest lifts in the history of powerlifting. 

He would have been 20lbs away from a record that has stood for a quarter of a century...and is the biggest triple bodyweight bench press OF ALL TIME...and across ANY weight division. 
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Firemuscle on April 19, 2011, 06:58:58 PM
 Yes, short guys with huge muscles do look stupid.

 Without a shirt they look good. But with clothes on they look like dwarfs. Especially when guys like that wear formal clothes like suits, looks funny as hell.

 If you're 5'6 or under. You will look like a damn fool.

 I'm glad i'm just under 5'8. An inch or two less and I'd be in dwarfland too.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: WillGrant on April 20, 2011, 03:42:21 AM
Hahaha lil fuckers - they also bounce on the balls of there feet to try and make themselves taller..  ::)
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Griffith on April 20, 2011, 06:02:39 AM
Amazing how it's the tall guys that are so angry about shorter guys.... ;D

In bodbybuilding being tall is a disadvantage, unless taking drugs most will still have a gangly awkward appearance. It's more difficult for them to fill out and especially their legs will still often look quite skinny if they're lean.

The best height for BB is prob 5'10 which will give the best balance in having some height while keeping the thick, stocky look especially if they have naturally broad shoulders.
Taller people cannot in most cases get this dense, thick look to their bodies. Especially without drugs.

Looking as thickly built, muscular and broad as possible is what modern BB is about.   :D

Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: WillGrant on April 20, 2011, 06:13:13 AM
Anything under 5'8 is stupid - between that and 5'10 is the perfect height hope that helps shorty
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Archer77 on April 20, 2011, 07:14:28 AM
epic beta male post. 

Must be a short guy
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Dr Dutch on April 20, 2011, 07:44:30 AM
Has there been a mr O over 6 feet, except Arnold ?
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 20, 2011, 11:02:36 AM
Has there been a mr O over 6 feet, except Arnold ?
No, and there prob never will. Women may love tall muscular men, judges not.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 20, 2011, 11:15:32 AM
 8)
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Dr Dutch on April 20, 2011, 11:30:33 AM
No, and there prob never will. Women may love tall muscular men, judges not.
Some women like them shorties as well...
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 20, 2011, 11:43:48 AM
Some women like them shorties as well...
That's a nice garden stud
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Dr Dutch on April 20, 2011, 11:45:23 AM
That's a nice garden stud
It was hot that day.
After I filled the pool (as you can see) I jumped in gracefully.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: WillGrant on April 21, 2011, 03:53:24 AM
(http://4lols.com/gallery/d/195295-1/Bunnypillows.jpg)
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Deicide on April 21, 2011, 03:59:25 AM
  Here is the thing: the shorter the guy and the bigger the muscles, the more ridiculous he looks. Stature is a sign of masculinity. Men are 15% taller than women. Height is associated with alpha maleness. Throughout history, the taller men beat smaller men for status competition and became the leaders. This is why men are on average taller than women, since genes that code for height are in the "Y" chromosome.

  A man who is of average stature with huge muscles strike people as a beta male trying to be something that he is not: an alpha male. Case in fact, his huge muscles only emphasize his lack of stature even further. A short man with huge muscles looks like a freak of Nature, since he is not even a beta male in people's eyes. Big muscles are associated with masculinity just like stature, and short stature is associated with femininity or poor health. Hence, a 5'4 midget, like Priest, looks like a geneticlly defective troll with something wrong with him ok..

   It is perhaps sad that the men who look the best with huge muscles are the men who need big muscles the least: tall guys. In the tall guy, the huge muscles only makes him look more like an alpha male, since the big muscles call the height into attention and vice-versa. It is the opposite of a 5'10 guy who's huge muscles call into attention his average stature, adn therefore his beta maleness, even more. People are always poiting out Silvester Stallone's Napoleon complex in his huge muscles, on how ridiculous for a man who is 5'8 to have the muscles of a 6' 6 true alpha male. In Dolph Lundgren, though, the huge muscles look great and when he dieted down for his later films he was criticized by how he lost some of his alpha maleness. So if you are under 6'3, getting big muscles only makes you look more beta male ok.


SUCKMYMUSCLE

Are you suggesting that men under 6'3" should commit suicide?
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: suckmymuscle on April 21, 2011, 04:01:30 AM
Are you suggesting that men under 6'3" should commit suicide?

  No, they should move to North Korea or Senegal where, due to mass starvation, the average male stands 5' tall, so they will be alpha males.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Firemuscle on April 21, 2011, 04:14:26 AM
 I think huge muscles look ridiculous on guys of almost any height really. Musculrity and a healhty look can look good. But unnaturally big muscles always have a kind of silly look. Most people don't think "Wow, that's impressive." They think "Ha Ha. Look at this silly looking tool."

 The key is to be muscular and cut, but be a size that looks good for your frame.

 Most guys don't care about this and they just go all out for maximum muscle. Unless you're over six feet tall, this will look laughable to most people.

 Jay Cutler once said theat people laugh at him on the street.....

 
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 21, 2011, 04:19:34 AM
I think huge muscles look ridiculous on guys of almost any height really. Musculrity and a healhty look can look good. But unnaturally big muscles always have a kind of silly look. Most people don't think "Wow, that's impressive." They think "Ha Ha. Look at this silly looking tool."

 The key is to be muscular and cut, but be a size that looks good for your frame.

 Most guys don't care about this and they just go all out for maximum muscle. Unless you're over six feet tall, this will look laughable to most people.

 Jay Cutler once said theat people laugh at him on the street.....

 
X2
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: dj181 on April 21, 2011, 07:35:56 AM
The key is to be muscular and cut, but be a size that looks good for your frame.

 

Pre-fucking-cisely! Case in point, Zane looked MUCH BETTER at 185 then he did at 200, even at the exact same level of bodyfat FACT
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Griffith on April 21, 2011, 09:19:32 AM
 Tall men also tend to have larger dicks than short men, for the obvious reasons of morphology that bodyparts tend to be proportional so the taller the bigger the dick on average. This is a further blow to the egos of short men. Then, there is the fact that, because tall men have more muscle mass and strength - for the same reason for why they have bigger dicks -, they could use short men as female surrogates if they wanted to. Most of the rapists in prison are tall men, and most "punks" are short guys. Seldom will you see a short guy in prison with a tall "punk".
  Being short for males = all around beta maleness

SUCKMYMUSCLE
EPIC trying to justify some sort of prison rape scene fetish of yours.... ::)
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: flinstones1 on April 21, 2011, 08:30:43 PM
If all else is equal, which it rarely is, yes this is true. If I could be any height in the world, I'd be 5'11. Then if I could have my hair back and a 9" cock, none of you guys would ever get laid.

perfect example of we want what we cant have. I'm 6 feet tall and would kill to be 6'3.  may I ask what is every dudes obsession with being 5'11 these days? also every woman I have ever asked says it is the perfect height.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: ChristopherA on April 21, 2011, 08:44:53 PM
I think huge muscles look ridiculous on guys of almost any height really. Musculrity and a healhty look can look good. But unnaturally big muscles always have a kind of silly look. Most people don't think "Wow, that's impressive." They think "Ha Ha. Look at this silly looking tool."

 The key is to be muscular and cut, but be a size that looks good for your frame.

 Most guys don't care about this and they just go all out for maximum muscle. Unless you're over six feet tall, this will look laughable to most people.

 Jay Cutler once said theat people laugh at him on the street.....

 
Great post and spot-on .
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 21, 2011, 08:47:16 PM
5'6 :-\


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e196/Intenseone/DSCN0356.jpg)

Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: NeoSeminole on April 21, 2011, 08:50:46 PM
Tall men also tend to have larger dicks than short men, for the obvious reasons of morphology that bodyparts tend to be proportional so the taller the bigger the dick on average.

curious where you pulled this statistic from?
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: suckmymuscle on April 22, 2011, 03:04:47 AM
curious where you pulled this statistic from?

  Bodyparts are proportional on average. Just like the arms, legs and spine of a tall man tends to be longer than that of a short man, so does the penis. In a bell curve of penis size, tall men would be skewed up compared to short man but there will be short men with bigger penises than tall men although as exceptions.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Parker on April 22, 2011, 05:04:38 AM
  No, they should move to North Korea or Senegal where, due to mass starvation, the average male stands 5' tall, so they will be alpha males.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
I guess you've never seen a Senegalese wrestler? They stand Big, tall and muscular...
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Griffith on April 22, 2011, 07:47:11 AM
 Bodyparts are proportional on average. Just like the arms, legs and spine of a tall man tends to be longer than that of a short man, so does the penis. In a bell curve of penis size, tall men would be skewed up compared to short man but there will be short men with bigger penises than tall men although as exceptions.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Why have you been doing research on penis size?   ???
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: loco on April 22, 2011, 08:01:08 AM
Martin Klebba  4'1" tall
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: dbow196 on April 22, 2011, 10:03:19 AM
Epic thread. I only say this as I'm a 6'6" alpha male, so suck it! (yes it's proportionate) ;D
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 22, 2011, 11:09:49 AM
Martin Klebba  4'1" tall
Bay likely toyboy there
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: suckmymuscle on April 22, 2011, 05:25:49 PM
  If you are over 6'3 you are seen as an alpha male unless you are hideously ugly/weird/skinny...

  If you are between 5'7 and 6'3, you can still be an alpha male depending on your looks/status and special skills you might have. Tom Cruise is 5'7 and he's an alpha male because of his face and money.

  If you are under 5'7, you are beta or worse and there is nothing that will make people see you as an alpha. A 5'5 guy who is a multi-millionaire and has beautiful women hanging from his arms will still be seen as "that funny little man" and there is nothing that can change that. A guy that height cannot win.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 22, 2011, 05:50:12 PM
In case you haven't heard.....Tom Cruise is gay, he's more of an Beta shemale!
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Parker on April 22, 2011, 07:28:57 PM
  If you are over 6'3 you are seen as an alpha male unless you are hideously ugly/weird/skinny...

  If you are between 5'7 and 6'3, you can still be an alpha male depending on your looks/status and special skills you might have. Tom Cruise is 5'7 and he's an alpha male because of his face and money.

  If you are under 5'7, you are beta or worse and there is nothing that will make people see you as an alpha. A 5'5 guy who is a multi-millionaire and has beautiful women hanging from his arms will still be seen as "that funny little man" and there is nothing that can change that. A guy that height cannot win.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Well, tell that to Burlesconi, and the Pres of France---both are 5'4-5'5 and either have hot wives, millions (Billions in the case of Burlesconi), and hot wives or mistresses...

There are more things than height that make a alpha male---because Howard Stern is tall, and he is no alpha (plus he's hung like a hamster)...
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 22, 2011, 07:37:40 PM
Well, tell that to Burlesconi, and the Pres of France---both are 5'4-5'5 and either have hot wives, millions (Billions in the case of Burlesconi), and hot wives or mistresses...

There are more things than height that make a alpha male---because Howard Stern is tall, and he is no alpha (plus he's hung like a hamster)...

Sounds like it depends on cock size rather than height size.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 23, 2011, 01:44:03 AM
Sounds like it depends on cock size rather than height size.

Nope, gue$$ again  ;D
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Griffith on April 23, 2011, 03:34:03 AM
 If you are over 6'3 you are seen as an alpha male unless you are hideously ugly/weird/skinny...

  If you are between 5'7 and 6'3, you can still be an alpha male depending on your looks/status and special skills you might have. Tom Cruise is 5'7 and he's an alpha male because of his face and money.

  If you are under 5'7, you are beta or worse and there is nothing that will make people see you as an alpha. A 5'5 guy who is a multi-millionaire and has beautiful women hanging from his arms will still be seen as "that funny little man" and there is nothing that can change that. A guy that height cannot win.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

You're basing 'alpha male' status on bodybbuilding, muscle size and height which is ridiculous.....just look at military and political history, the 'alpha males' were the best leaders, the men with the best strategies, the best ideas, values or character that gained respect from those around them.

Without weight-training, modern supplements and diet a tall person is just going to be skinny anyway, they'd need more food to sustain and when times went hard they'd be the first to die.
In North Korea, in the times of famine the first to die are the taller people because they require more food.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: NeoSeminole on April 23, 2011, 10:19:41 AM
If you are over 6'3 you are seen as an alpha male unless you are hideously ugly/weird/skinny...

If you are between 5'7 and 6'3, you can still be an alpha male depending on your looks/status and special skills you might have. Tom Cruise is 5'7 and he's an alpha male because of his face and money.

If you are under 5'7, you are beta or worse and there is nothing that will make people see you as an alpha. A 5'5 guy who is a multi-millionaire and has beautiful women hanging from his arms will still be seen as "that funny little man" and there is nothing that can change that. A guy that height cannot win.

the criteria for alpha male status applies equally to all heights unless you're so short that women aren't attracted to you. Guys who place more emphasis on height are usually compensating for a lack of other desirable attributes. Every guy I've met who thinks he's automatically better b/c he's tall is either avg in IQ or low socioeconomic status
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: suckmymuscle on April 24, 2011, 04:45:13 AM
the criteria for alpha male status applies equally to all heights unless you're so short that women aren't attracted to you. Guys who place more emphasis on height are usually compensating for a lack of other desirable attributes. Every guy I've met who thinks he's automatically better b/c he's tall is either avg in IQ or low socioeconomic status

  Height correlates to a large degree with IQ and socioeconomic status. Rich people eat better and have better health care during their early years, such as vaccinations and less infections and infestations by intestinal parasites, which both increases height and intelligence in the latter years.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: KevinP85 on April 24, 2011, 02:51:24 PM
  Height correlates to a large degree with IQ and socioeconomic status. Rich people eat better and have better health care during their early years, such as vaccinations and less infections and infestations by intestinal parasites, which both increases height and intelligence in the latter years.

SUCKMYMUSCLE


Okay...... Then please explain 47cm equals 20.5 inches????
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 24, 2011, 03:14:05 PM

Okay...... Then please explain 47cm equals 20.5 inches????
Owned
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Dr Dutch on April 25, 2011, 03:29:15 AM
I always thought my arms were bigger than the pro's.
Until I found out the measurements were not in centimeters...
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Primemuscle on April 26, 2011, 10:46:49 PM
may I ask what is every dudes obsession with being 5'11 these days? also every woman I have ever asked says it is the perfect height.

Being 5'11", I must agree with the women who think it is the perfect height. However, my dad was 6'5" and I wish I'd inherited his height genes, but obviously, I didn't.
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: WillGrant on April 26, 2011, 10:49:12 PM
Being 5'11", I must agree with the women who think it is the perfect height. However, my dad was 6'5" and I wish I'd inherited his height genes, but obviously, I didn't.
Did he have a big cock ?
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Reeves on April 27, 2011, 09:23:58 PM
Well I suppose I knew what I was getting into when I joined here.  After all, the name of the site isn't Getsmall.com .  What about short men with pretty much no muscle? Do we look "ridiculous" too?   ;)
Title: Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
Post by: Primemuscle on May 03, 2011, 12:30:16 PM
Did he have a big cock ?

I have no idea.