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Title: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BILL ANVIL on March 06, 2011, 05:58:34 PM
Anybody here give good quick relationship advice???
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Shockwave on March 06, 2011, 05:59:50 PM
Dump the cheating whore, after putting it in her ass and then facializing her, and taking photos for getbig.
Any questions?
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Bam-bam on March 06, 2011, 06:00:48 PM
ask sevastase, he is such of a don juan he only dates prostitutes
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on March 06, 2011, 06:01:53 PM
Women never give sex for free, they always trade it for something, be it money, babies or whatever.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Shockwave on March 06, 2011, 06:03:12 PM
Women never give sex for free, they always trade it for something, be it money, babies or whatever.
Exactly, moral of the story, buy prostitues, cheaper in the long run than dating.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Bam-bam on March 06, 2011, 06:04:14 PM
Women never give sex for free, they always trade it for something, be it money, babies or whatever.

and men never give anything for something not named sex, we always trade something for sex, be it money, babies or whatever!
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: benchmstr on March 06, 2011, 06:05:34 PM
you shouldnt use anything harder than a open hand slap on the first date...

4 no's always means yes

and remember...some women will cut you in your sleep...so make them sleep on the couch when you are done fucking them..

bench
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: HTexan on March 06, 2011, 06:06:20 PM
I can help up to dating. Ever been marry so can't help with that. ;D
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Bam-bam on March 06, 2011, 06:13:32 PM
you shouldnt use anything harder than a open hand slap on the first date...

4 no's always means yes

and remember...some women will cut you in your sleep...so make them sleep on the couch when you are done fucking them..

bench

maybe thats why I cant sleep well when Im not alone on my bed, its like Im always semi alert just in case the hoe tries something. Until this day they never tried anything tho!
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: benchmstr on March 06, 2011, 06:14:59 PM
maybe thats why I cant sleep well when Im not alone on my bed, its like Im always semi alert just in case the hoe tries something. Until this day they never tried anything tho!
thats natural instict....your body, and mind are trying to protect you from a crazie bitch with a kife, and sore pussy..

bench
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Bam-bam on March 06, 2011, 06:17:57 PM
thats natural instict....your body, and mind are trying to protect you from a crazie bitch with a kife, and sore pussy..

bench

do you sleep with guns bellow your pillow, just like officer tackleberry?
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: benchmstr on March 06, 2011, 06:25:58 PM
do you sleep with guns bellow your pillow, just like officer tackleberry?
negative......

bench
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Coach is Back! on March 06, 2011, 06:28:40 PM
Ask me...I've been married 4 times!!
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Bam-bam on March 06, 2011, 06:30:03 PM
Ask me...I've been married 4 times!!

does it mean that you are a relationship expert or just the opposite?
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 06, 2011, 06:33:49 PM
make sure the chain you attach to her ankle is just long enough to reach from the bedroom to the kitchen
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: WillGrant on March 06, 2011, 06:34:09 PM
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Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: HTexan on March 06, 2011, 06:35:29 PM
does it mean that you are a relationship expert or just the opposite?
opposite.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: basil on March 06, 2011, 06:35:55 PM
If you beat them, they'll love you more.

If you got a wife/gf and you ain't cheating on her, you're only cheating yourself.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Bam-bam on March 06, 2011, 06:38:49 PM
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I had a crunch on her when I was a kid
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BILL ANVIL on March 06, 2011, 06:38:55 PM
Ask me...I've been married 4 times!!

So you have failed 4 times is basically what your sayin'? Oh but wait its not you its all them right???!!! Gimme a flippin break! You better wake up this is the real world!
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: 225for70 on March 06, 2011, 06:41:04 PM
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I had a crunch on her when I was a kid
Is that the underage chick your dating?
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: benchmstr on March 06, 2011, 06:41:19 PM
I got cocky and snubbed the slithering bitch off for 2 weeks for some insubordinate BS she pulled with me a while back. Now she wont talk to me and pulling some sorta rank shit with me and i'm regretting it f#ckin BIG TIME. If your not a womanizer monster like myself you can't relate to this, I've been wanting to get up on that shit for a long ass time and now I think I just blew it!! Broads got the perfect ass with huge tits and even my beloved raisin nipples to boot you have no idea how much this sucks all because of one of my stupid diva egomaniac larger than life character episodes. The fact I heard she sucks like a hoover does not help this drastic situation either.

I'm feeling like Arnold in the beginning scene in End of Days, eating food off the floor gun to the head ect ect. I can't take this much longer i'm once again on the edge here guys.

Bench you sound like an old man, gimme some of that geezer cowboy type advice so lets here it.
have you tried hitting her?

i am likely younger than you...

bench
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Bam-bam on March 06, 2011, 06:45:13 PM
I got cocky and snubbed the slithering bitch off for 2 weeks for some insubordinate BS she pulled with me a while back. Now she wont talk to me and pulling some sorta rank shit with me and i'm regretting it f#ckin BIG TIME. If your not a womanizer monster like myself you can't relate to this, I've been wanting to get up on that shit for a long ass time and now I think I just blew it!! Broads got the perfect ass with huge tits and even my beloved raisin nipples to boot you have no idea how much this sucks all because of one of my stupid diva egomaniac larger than life character episodes. The fact I heard she sucks like a hoover does not help this drastic situation either.

I'm feeling like Arnold in the beginning scene in End of Days, eating food off the floor gun to the head ect ect. I can't take this much longer i'm once again on the edge here guys.

Bench you sound like an old man, gimme some of that geezer cowboy type advice so lets here it.


its a nerve game and sorry seems like she is winning big time. The secret is to never date only one girl at the time, always have your way with two or three at the same time. This way you will never feel like shit again for a hoe, and guess what, nothing attracts more a girl than a secure happy man, and thats how your mind state should be if you want her back.

Also, if you want the do or die solution, you can always fuck the brains out of one of her close friends. It will either work like a charm or make you say hasta la vista do that chick for good, but either way I guarantee it will be a lot of fun for ya!
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BILL ANVIL on March 06, 2011, 06:46:52 PM
Women never give sex for free, they always trade it for something, be it money, babies or whatever.

Do you have any big regrets when It comes to say not boinking women you should have and relentlessly regretting it?
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: benchmstr on March 06, 2011, 06:49:04 PM

its a nerve game and sorry seems like she is winning big time. The secret is to never date only one girl at the time, always have your way with two or three at the same time. This way you will never feel like shit again for a hoe, and guess what, nothing attracts more a girl than a secure happy man, and thats how your mind state should be if you want her back.

Also, if you want the do or die solution, you can always fuck the brains out of one of her close friends. It will either work like a charm or make you say hasta la vista do that chick for good, but either way I guarantee it will be a lot of fun for ya!
the secret is to not argue with them...as a man you should be naturally smarter than them, and better....and she needs to know that....fighting with a female in anyway is pointless..

bench
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Bam-bam on March 06, 2011, 06:49:17 PM
Do you have any big regrets when It comes to say not boinking women you should have and relentlessly regretting it?

the only sex you will never forget is the one you actually didnt have. missed hoes will haunt for life so you better not screw again.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Bam-bam on March 06, 2011, 06:50:04 PM
the secret is to not argue with them...as a man you should be naturally smarter than them, and better....and she needs to know that....fighting with a female in anyway is pointless..

bench

mother fucking truth
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: benchmstr on March 06, 2011, 06:51:41 PM
mother fucking truth
seriously...most guys dont understand this at all.....women want to start shit...its the only tool they have...take it away from them..

bench
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 06, 2011, 06:56:33 PM
the secret is to not argue with them...as a man you should be naturally smarter than them, and better....and she needs to know that....fighting with a female in anyway is pointless..

bench
X2 Spot on.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BILL ANVIL on March 06, 2011, 07:00:05 PM

its a nerve game and sorry seems like she is winning big time. The secret is to never date only one girl at the time, always have your way with two or three at the same time. This way you will never feel like shit again for a hoe, and guess what, nothing attracts more a girl than a secure happy man, and thats how your mind state should be if you want her back.

Also, if you want the do or die solution, you can always fuck the brains out of one of her close friends. It will either work like a charm or make you say hasta la vista do that chick for good, but either way I guarantee it will be a lot of fun for ya!

Wow that was exactly what I was looking for thanks alot dude.

Ive been through it before and always look back and review what I did wrong from every possible angle and try different approaches sometimes but theres always something that blows up in my face, always. Your right on the money despair is not a good coping mechanism and in the end all you can do is try and improve yourself and be better than them.

Women always jump ship when it sinks, they never go down with the ship. All of their so called 'friends' will always be available to them long after your gone and all you can do at that point is boink most of her friends and make her feel like soot.

Having 3 on the go is no easy feat either, how do you pull this off without $2gs a week to keep them all satisfied?!
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: OneMoreRep on March 06, 2011, 07:02:51 PM
You...

NEVER want to have arguments with women?

NEVER want to lose any girlfriends?

WANT to always see women naked on the first date?

WANT to makeout with the most attractive women?

WANT to have a million gorgeous women on speed dial always willing to sleep with you?

Go GAY..

"1"
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: TacoBell on March 06, 2011, 07:03:46 PM
Wow that was exactly what I was looking for thanks alot dude.

Ive been through it before and always look back and review what I did wrong from every possible angle and try different approaches sometimes but theres always something that blows up in my face, always. Your right on the money despair is not a good coping mechanism and in the end all you can do is try and improve yourself and be better than them.

Women always jump ship when it sinks, they never go down with the ship. All of their so called 'friends' will always be available to them long after your gone and all you can do at that point is boink most of her friends and make her feel like soot.

Having 3 on the go is no easy feat either, how do you pull this off without $2gs a week to keep them all satisfied?!

Claiming to be a cocksman and thinking that it requires money is a conflict.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BILL ANVIL on March 06, 2011, 07:05:43 PM
seriously...most guys dont understand this at all.....women want to start shit...its the only tool they have...take it away from them..

bench

Those certain power deprivation techniques can either work real well or blow right up in your face. When women feel threatened like that they have a propensity to resort to drastic measures which always turn out bad.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: kh300 on March 06, 2011, 07:09:03 PM
the secret is to not argue with them...as a man you should be naturally smarter than them, and better....and she needs to know that....fighting with a female in anyway is pointless..

bench

Very true. A lot of times a girl will do this to you just to see what type of a man you are. Never give in to her emotions, she wants you to stay strong.

A women is going to test you right off the bat, remember this. Why would she spend months getting to know you when she can test you right away.

She looking for a real alpha man
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Bam-bam on March 06, 2011, 07:12:43 PM
Wow that was exactly what I was looking for thanks alot dude.

Ive been through it before and always look back and review what I did wrong from every possible angle and try different approaches sometimes but theres always something that blows up in my face, always. Your right on the money despair is not a good coping mechanism and in the end all you can do is try and improve yourself and be better than them.

Women always jump ship when it sinks, they never go down with the ship. All of their so called 'friends' will always be available to them long after your gone and all you can do at that point is boink most of her friends and make her feel like soot.

Having 3 on the go is no easy feat either, how do you pull this off without $2gs a week to keep them all satisfied?!


you dont need to have a stable relationship with those three, actually thats impossible, just do the necessary to have them available whenever you want some serious action from them. Also, dating a girl is not math, it is not about numbers, DATING A CHICK IS AN ART, so the the better charlatan you are the less money you will have to spend on them.

Right now the best thing you can do is to is go hunt another hot chick. You just did it with that hoe so you can do it again. But take notice chicks can smell fear so you dont want to go start gaming just to get a kick in your butt again, it will break your ego to pieces at this piont. So please go find your inner peace before trying any moves.

If you work that right and have some luck, the original hoe will get in touch with you again, and you better get her addicted to your cock this time.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Bam-bam on March 06, 2011, 07:25:16 PM
Very true. A lot of times a girl will do this to you just to see what type of a man you are. Never give in to her emotions, she wants you to stay strong.

A women is going to test you right off the bat, remember this. Why would she spend months getting to know you when she can test you right away.

She looking for a real alpha man

wow, valuable, serious dating advices on getbig at a plain sunday night, who would expect that  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BILL ANVIL on March 06, 2011, 07:29:16 PM

you dont need to have a stable relationship with those three, actually thats impossible, just do the necessary to have them available whenever you want some serious action from them. Also, dating a girl is not math, it is not about numbers, DATING A CHICK IS AN ART, so the the better charlatan you are the less money you will have to spend on them.

Right now the best thing you can do is to is go hunt another hot chick. You just did it with that hoe so you can do it again. But take notice chicks can smell fear so you dont want to go start gaming just to get a kick in your butt again, it will break your ego to pieces at this piont. So please go find your inner peace before trying any moves.

If you work that right and have some luck, the original hoe will get in touch with you again, and you better get her addicted to your cock this time.

Great points. Do you think me trying to contact her shows even more weakness? Is it a bad strategy to chase her at this point, even though shes incomunicata with me?? Pretty sure she only talks to big dudes and is kinda sorta a buff body groupie too so I dont know if she even worth it. This is all stupid piddly little shit in life but it agitates the shit outta me and I really don't want to have to get mad here, believe me I've already got a diagnosed bad problem with people.

Your helping a ton BTW.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: che on March 06, 2011, 07:37:27 PM
Anybody here give good quick relationship advice???

If you want to know how to get rid of her , PM me.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BILL ANVIL on March 06, 2011, 07:41:23 PM
If you want to know how to get rid of her , PM me.

You want a job?
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Bam-bam on March 06, 2011, 07:42:56 PM
Great points. Do you think me trying to contact her shows even more weakness?Is it a bad strategy to chase her at this point, even though shes incomunicata with me?? Pretty sure she only talks to big dudes and is kinda sorta a buff body groupie too so I dont know if she even worth it. This is all stupid piddly little shit in life but it agitates the shit outta me and I really don't want to have to get mad here, believe me I've already got a diagnosed bad problem with people.

Your helping a ton BTW.

yes man, worst strategy there is. I know when you lose your balls that is exactly what your instincts urge you to do, but fact is I have seen dudes begging to a woman countless times, it never worked and never will. Women want to fuck men for many reasons... power, money, body, character, loneliness... but never ever for feeling SORRY for them. So man up and just stop with it.

Again, if you really really want her just start all over again with some other chick that is at least as hot/popular as she is. And its better if they are from the same social circle because remember chicks are competing against each other always, always.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 06, 2011, 07:43:19 PM
If you want to know how to get rid of her , PM me.
Che you got any general recommendations? Maybe let her catch you banging her best friend along those lines.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: che on March 06, 2011, 07:51:01 PM
Che you got any general recommendations? Maybe let her catch you banging her best friend along those lines.
To get rid of her?
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Natural Man on March 06, 2011, 07:52:19 PM
the strongest, fittest, dominant, survives.

That's all you need to know.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Bam-bam on March 06, 2011, 07:55:30 PM
the strongest, fittest, dominant, survives.

That's all you need to know.

NO! just ask the dinossaurs at your back yard.

darwinism 101: the one thats adapts better survives.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BIG ACH on March 06, 2011, 07:56:43 PM
Yep, I second what Bam-Bam said, if this is a game... you are losing it big time my man, she's gotten into your head and like you said "Arnold at the start of End of Days" lol.... she's hit your soft spot....  you gotta show her that you are not effected, life moves on with or without her!  

The way you're acting right now she can see that you're emotionally vulnerable, and in her eyes makes you look weak....  can't let her have that dude!
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BILL ANVIL on March 06, 2011, 07:57:19 PM
yes man, worst strategy there is. I know when you lose your balls thats what your instincs urge you to do, but I fact is I have seen dudes begging for woman countless times, it never worked and never will. Women want to fuck men for many reasons... power, money, body, characther, loneliness... but never ever for feeling SORRY for them. So man up and just stop it.

Again, if you really really want her just start all over again with some other chick that is at least as hot/popular as her. And its better if they are from the same social circle because remember chicks are competing against each other always, always.

I always get this notion that she wants me to beg/plea maybe to show me who boss or who calls the shots or whatever I dont know. If I dont go down without a fight she'll just think I never really cared about her to begin with.

Either way i'm gonna do exactly what your saying and extend my half a foot long friendship with her closest friends, AND rivals. Awesome tips you really know your shit.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Natural Man on March 06, 2011, 08:00:09 PM
NO! just ask the dinossaurs at your back yard.

darwinism 101: the one thats adapts better survives.
the one that adapts better is the dominant, and survives, whatever the tactic (strenght, intelligence, both). We re saying the same thing. Wether you dominate being good or evil doesnt make a difference considering the only thing that matters is to... dominate.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BILL ANVIL on March 06, 2011, 08:00:19 PM
NO! just ask the dinossaurs at your back yard.

darwinism 101: the one thats adapts better survives.

Exactly! My stud egomaniac intimidation approach NEVER works and is what got me here in the first place.

Maybe Che should just get it over with and conclude her for me.  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BIG ACH on March 06, 2011, 08:00:43 PM
I always get this notion that she wants me to beg/plea maybe to show me who boss or who calls the shots or whatever I dont know. If I dont go down without a fight she'll just think I never really cared about her to begin with.

Either way i'm gonna do exactly what your saying and extend my half a foot long friendship with her closest friends, AND rivals. Awesome tips you really know your shit.

OH MY GOD NEVER BEG OR PLEA!!!!!

I'll admit it, I did once a long long time ago for some chick I was dating, and regret it sooooo much.  I dunno from that point I swore I would never do that, I would never cry over a girl, and never show them "i'm weak".... guess it doesn't really matter now, been married for 5 years!
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 06, 2011, 08:02:53 PM
To get rid of her?
Yea maybe that would not work if she catches you banging her best friend it may work in reverse she may want you more?
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Bam-bam on March 06, 2011, 08:04:17 PM
OH MY GOD NEVER BEG OR PLEA!!!!!

I'll admit it,´I did once a long long time ago for some chick I was dating, and regret it sooooo much. I dunno from that point I swore I would never do that, I would never cry over a girl, and never show them "i'm weak".... guess it doesn't really matter now, been married for 5 years!

lol let me guess, and it didnt work as you planned???  ??? ::)  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BIG ACH on March 06, 2011, 08:05:49 PM
lol let me guess, and it didnt work as you planned???  ??? ::)  ;D

No actually I got exactly what I wanted at the time, she gave in ro my pleaing.... but I dunno I felt like a total tool afterwards that I showed her that side, whatever it didn't end up working out in the end!!!
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: che on March 06, 2011, 08:08:31 PM
Yea maybe that would not work if she catches you banging her best friend it may work in reverse she may want you more?
Exactly.
Rule #1  : Never beg for pussy
Rule #2  :If you want to get rid of her ,rape her mom.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 06, 2011, 08:10:52 PM
Exactly.
Rule #1  : Never beg for pussy
Rule #2  :If you want to get rid of her ,rape her mom.
Damn fine post right there. Che knows his boxing and chicks.  8)
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BILL ANVIL on March 06, 2011, 08:13:04 PM
Yep, I second what Bam-Bam said, if this is a game... you are losing it big time my man, she's gotten into your head and like you said "Arnold at the start of End of Days" lol.... she's hit your soft spot....  you gotta show her that you are not effected, life moves on with or without her!  

The way you're acting right now she can see that you're emotionally vulnerable, and in her eyes makes you look weak....  can't let her have that dude!

X2
Makes perfect sense, man.
I will definitely reconsider my cerebral strategies here and move right along in my own little world sleep with her friends ect.

And really bro, what it all comes down to is how i'm gonna feel at the end of the day. When i'm in the middle of a set of heavy deadlifts, agonizing squats or slamming cardio, thats really the last thing I want to be thinking of and peace of mind is so critical for my lifting progress, and this sh!t sure don't help!

Cheers
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BILL ANVIL on March 06, 2011, 08:16:29 PM
Exactly.
Rule #1  : Never beg for pussy
Rule #2  :If you want to get rid of her ,rape her mom.

LOL! Jesus christ I bet you have a great track record with the females. 100% success rate lol.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Doug_Steele on March 06, 2011, 08:18:41 PM
LOL! Jesus christ I bet you have a great track record with the females. 100% success rate lol.

You should see his wife.  :o :o Good luck getting something better then that.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BILL ANVIL on March 06, 2011, 08:20:52 PM
No actually I got exactly what I wanted at the time, she gave in ro my pleaing.... but I dunno I felt like a total tool afterwards that I showed her that side, whatever it didn't end up working out in the end!!!

So begging DOES work!!
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: JOCKTHEGLIDE on March 06, 2011, 08:26:22 PM
So begging DOES work!!
begging works rarely the chances,,are slim to down bigache got only lucky,,,begging 90-% of the time gets you noewhere,,,ach got the 10%,,,move on to another bitches
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BILL ANVIL on March 06, 2011, 08:32:20 PM
begging works rarely the chances,,are slim to down bigache got only lucky,,,begging 90-% of the time gets you noewhere,,,ach got the 10%,,,move on to another bitches

Outstanding

Kudos!
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: benchmstr on March 06, 2011, 08:32:26 PM
Exactly.
Rule #1  : Never beg for pussy
Rule #2  :If you want to get rid of her ,rape her mom.
these guys don't know basic man rules...

basic man rules 1-5....of 20,000,000,000

1)men do not cry
2)men do not beg
3)men do not talk about there feelings
4)men do not apologize
5)men don't let there friends drink alone

any of the offenses is punishable by death, or revocation of man card...

bench
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: benchmstr on March 06, 2011, 08:33:18 PM
You should see his wife.  :o :o Good luck getting something better then that.
he wont...guy sounds like a scared virgin begging for sex...

bench
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BILL ANVIL on March 06, 2011, 08:49:00 PM
he wont...guy sounds like a scared virgin begging for sex...

bench

Actually I played a ton of women over a good 4 year period back when I was skinny and now I find it 100X harder to deal with women ever since I got over the 200lb plus range, and I almost do feel like a virgin all over again because I see less and less action with every pound gained. I'm concerned about losing out on a hot blond with money and a good career which dramatically raises the stakes.

You make it sound too easy and I'm not buying it.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BILL ANVIL on March 06, 2011, 08:50:36 PM
Anyways, this thread is concluded.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BIG ACH on March 06, 2011, 08:52:41 PM
So begging DOES work!!

Well you gotta understand we were already dating so she was already invested in the relationship!!!


DON'T BEG!!! Trust me I regret it so much and still think I would've gotten what I wanted even if I had not begged!  But at the heat of the moment I dunno, I wasn't thinking clearly!
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: benchmstr on March 06, 2011, 08:57:38 PM
Actually I played a ton of women over a good 4 year period back when I was skinny and now I find it 100X harder to deal with women ever since I got over the 200lb plus range, and I almost do feel like a virgin all over again because I see less and less action with every pound gained. I'm concerned about losing out on a hot blond with money and a good career which dramatically raises the stakes.

You make it sound too easy and I'm not buying it.
it is easy....you just don't have it in you to do it.....grow some balls, and some feelings of superiority and get out there and play like a champ..

bench
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Firemuscle on March 06, 2011, 09:00:26 PM
Women never give sex for free, they always trade it for something, be it money, babies or whatever.

 This is true.

 The really young ones and the really old ones are the only ones who don't try to get something in return.

 But chump ass men just keep on openly their wallet for women, so the cycle continues.

 Buying whores is the path to happiness in relationships. In many ways.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Parker on March 06, 2011, 09:15:34 PM
I got cocky and snubbed the slithering bitch off for 2 weeks for some insubordinate BS she pulled with me a while back. Now she wont talk to me and pulling some sorta rank shit with me and i'm regretting it f#ckin BIG TIME. If your not a womanizer monster like myself you can't relate to this, I've been wanting to get up on that shit for a long ass time and now I think I just blew it!! Broads got the perfect ass with huge tits and even my beloved raisin nipples to boot you have no idea how much this sucks all because of one of my stupid diva egomaniac larger than life character episodes. The fact I heard she sucks like a hoover does not help this drastic situation either.

I'm feeling like Arnold in the beginning scene in End of Days, eating food off the floor gun to the head ect ect. I can't take this much longer i'm once again on the edge here guys.

Bench you sound like an old man, gimme some of that geezer cowboy type advice so lets here it.
You mean wrinkly like raisins...

Sucks, but you pay the price...seems like your the one that was being "insubordinate"

Just think about for a sec...and where you are at now...
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: gh15 on March 06, 2011, 09:15:47 PM
Well you gotta understand we were already dating so she was already invested in the relationship!!!


DON'T BEG!!! Trust me I regret it so much and still think I would've gotten what I wanted even if I had not begged!  But at the heat of the moment I dunno, I wasn't thinking clearly!

trenbolona wil make you do some crazy shit huh? ,,little test and tren everyday wil make the body look chizeled ,,maintain the lean muscle but may fuck with the head,, right friend? you tell them!

gh15 approved
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: no one on March 06, 2011, 09:22:12 PM
(http://galleries2.amakings.com/obsessedwithmyself/pictures/102-breasts-buffet/pictures/12.jpg)

wow
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BIG ACH on March 06, 2011, 09:45:53 PM
trenbolona wil make you do some crazy shit huh? ,,little test and tren everyday wil make the body look chizeled ,,maintain the lean muscle but may fuck with the head,, right friend? you tell them!

gh15 approved

LOLLLLLLLLL  I literally laughed so hard at that post GH15!!!

I wish, but I get fat in the off-season!!!  Barely able to hold on to some lines!!!!!   ;D

Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: gh15 on March 06, 2011, 10:12:44 PM
LOLLLLLLLLL  I literally laughed so hard at that post GH15!!!

I wish, but I get fat in the off-season!!!  Barely able to hold on to some lines!!!!!   ;D



not acording to pictures i seen of you on the beach,,lines are very well,,very muscular large and lines are there,,yes there is a bit water and fat but lines are there and the fat is 10% ,,10% is super lean for natural but since you are not it is gettign lean for hormonized....
anyway you look at it your offseason pictures i have seen has lines and is of a very muscular stature that is far from natural

gh15 approved
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Firemuscle on March 06, 2011, 10:18:40 PM
not acording to pictures i seen of you on the beach,,lines are very well,,very muscular large and lines are there,,yes there is a bit water and fat but lines are there and the fat is 10% ,,10% is super lean for natural but since you are not it is gettign lean for hormonized....
anyway you look at it your offseason pictures i have seen has lines and is of a very muscular stature that is far from natural

gh15 approved

 Big Achmed is a fucking liar.

 He's an A-rab juice monkey who tries to pass himself off as natural.

 Don't listen to him. He's just like Faildo and Moody. Fucking lying girls who ain't fooling nobody. But continue to spew their lies with a straight face.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Doug_Steele on March 06, 2011, 10:31:16 PM
not acording to pictures i seen of you on the beach,,lines are very well,,very muscular large and lines are there,,yes there is a bit water and fat but lines are there and the fat is 10% ,,10% is super lean for natural but since you are not it is gettign lean for hormonized....
anyway you look at it your offseason pictures i have seen has lines and is of a very muscular stature that is far from natural

gh15 approved

GH15, do you not approve of Protein shakes??  ??? ???
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Parker on March 06, 2011, 10:36:32 PM
Big Achmed is a fucking liar.

 He's an A-rab juice monkey who tries to pass himself off as natural.

 Don't listen to him. He's just like Faildo and Moody. Fucking lying girls who ain't fooling nobody. But continue to spew their lies with a straight face.
Big ACH has dated and married the same woman since HS...
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on March 06, 2011, 10:37:04 PM
You should see his wife.  :o :o Good luck getting something better then that.

In the days of Bo it was not becoming of a Wolverine to fawn over another man's claimed wife.

But these days anything goes.  Go Blue!
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Firemuscle on March 06, 2011, 10:37:59 PM
Big ACH has dated and married the same woman since HS...

 LMAO. You know what that usually means.....
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: gh15 on March 06, 2011, 10:44:26 PM
GH15, do you not approve of Protein shakes??  ??? ???

yes,,why not its protien ,,some individual cant eat soild all day so they drink it,,i still prefer pepeti egg whites or any eggwhite drinks over any protien poweder whey or not whey...eggwhites is  best protien

gh15 approved
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BIG ACH on March 06, 2011, 10:46:09 PM
WTF, this thread isn't even about me!!!


I am an A-Rab, and possibly a Monkey...  But I'm not a juice monkey, and I'm not a liar  ;D

Blackflagredstar, where do you live?  If you're ever in Florida, let me know, we'll go train together, I think you'll change your mind!!!  No I'm not trying to say I train soooooooooo intensely like a mad man, quite the opposite, but you'll see for yourself how I look like in person and in real life!!!

Hell, just today I was thinking, fuck I need to up the calories because I'm no where near where I'd like to be size wise, and its getting to be a bit of a let down!

Whatever you guys, are entitiled to your opinion..... Here's a picture of me peeing  :)

Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Doug_Steele on March 06, 2011, 10:46:52 PM
In the days of Bo it was not becoming of a Wolverine to fawn over another man's claimed wife.

But these days anything goes.  Go Blue!


:D :D :D

GO BLUE!!
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BIG ACH on March 06, 2011, 10:48:14 PM
Big ACH has dated and married the same woman since HS...

Yes, I did marry my High School sweetheart....

No, we did not date the whole time in between the time we met til the time we got marred... we split up for quite sometime in the middle!
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Doug_Steele on March 06, 2011, 10:48:37 PM
yes,,why not its protien ,,some individual cant eat soild all day so they drink it,,i still prefer pepeti egg whites or any eggwhite drinks over any protien poweder whey or not whey...eggwhites is  best protien

gh15 approved

What does Gh15 think about these?

(http://www.east2westnutrition.com/8-2334-large/abb-blue-thunder.jpg)

 ??? ???

Is it a waste of $4-$5 for one of these?
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Firemuscle on March 06, 2011, 10:50:09 PM
WTF, this thread isn't even about me!!!


I am an A-Rab, and possibly a Monkey...  But I'm not a juice monkey, and I'm not a liar  ;D

Blackflagredstar, where do you live?  If you're ever in Florida, let me know, we'll go train together, I think you'll change your mind!!!  No I'm not trying to say I train soooooooooo intensely like a mad man, quite the opposite, but you'll see for yourself how I look like in person and in real life!!!

Hell, just today I was thinking, fuck I need to up the calories because I'm no where near where I'd like to be size wise, and its getting to be a bit of a let down!

Whatever you guys, are entitiled to your opinion..... Here's a picture of me peeing  :)



 You seem like a totally cool guy. I'll train with you if I ever go to Florida. But I never really go there from any reason. In the USA the West Coast is where I dwell.

 But natural? Hormone free? Hell no you aren't. You're just like MuscleCenter, Faildo, Groink, Moody, and thousands of others who lie about it because society looks down upon drug users and you want to have a clean image in spite of your hormone injections.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BIG ACH on March 06, 2011, 10:54:35 PM
You seem like a totally cool guy. I'll train with you if I ever go to Florida. But I never really go there from any reason. In the USA the West Coast is where I dwell.

 But natural? Hormone free? Hell no you aren't. You're just like MuscleCenter, Faildo, Groink, Moody, and thousands of others who lie about it because society looks down upon drug users and you want to have a clean image in spite of your hormone injections.

Thanks for the compliment about being a cool dude, much appreciated....

As I said before, I have openly admitted many times to using Pro-Hormones, never denied that, and many out there don't consider me natural because of that, and thats fine and dandy, I see their point....

But other than that, I really have never taken anything else, I don't think there is anything I can do or say to prove that to you!

I really can't speak for those other guys you've mentioned, only myself!

Where in the Westcoast are you?  I was just in Vegas and LA last month!!!
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Firemuscle on March 06, 2011, 10:58:32 PM
Thanks for the compliment about being a cool dude, much appreciated....

As I said before, I have openly admitted many times to using Pro-Hormones, never denied that, and many out there don't consider me natural because of that, and thats fine and dandy, I see their point....

But other than that, I really have never taken anything else, I don't think there is anything I can do or say to prove that to you!

I really can't speak for those other guys you've mentioned, only myself!

Where in the Westcoast are you?  I was just in Vegas and LA last month!!!

 I live overseas right now. When I am in the USA it's California and Oregon for me.

 That profile picture of you..... You are on an all out steroid cycle there. It's obvious.

 If you are a natural in that picture then you literally would have the greatest bodybuilding genetics on Earth.

 If you were a natural in that pic? Then you could go on the sauce and be a Mr. Olympia contender no problem.

 You are a full on steroid user. Not pro-hormones. Steroids are running through your veins.
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on March 06, 2011, 10:59:40 PM
  I was just in Vegas and LA last month!!!

Scouting targets ???
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BIG ACH on March 06, 2011, 11:04:59 PM
I live overseas right now. When I am in the USA it's California and Oregon for me.

 That profile picture of you..... You are on an all out steroid cycle there. It's obvious.

 If you are a natural in that picture then you literally would have the greatest bodybuilding genetics on Earth.

 If you were a natural in that pic? Then you could go on the sauce and be a Mr. Olympia contender no problem.

 You are a full on steroid user. Not pro-hormones. Steroids are running through your veins.

Really?  Thats what you REALLY believe?

Really dude? I don't even know what to say to that!!!  I was all but 176 lbs in that pic AT 6 FEET!!!! lollll yes I was lean as fuck, but I dieted like a bitch!!! Have you ever tried dieting for a show?  you'll fucking shock yourself at how sick you look if you do everything right!!!

Whatever bro.... I passed a lie detector test AND a piss test at that show!!!

I need to go to bed, but I don't think it matters, your beliefs are set in stone!
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Doug_Steele on March 06, 2011, 11:05:43 PM
In the days of Bo it was not becoming of a Wolverine to fawn over another man's claimed wife.

But these days anything goes.  Go Blue!

(http://mikedesimone.com/m10/illinois/aa06.jpg)

 :D :D
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Firemuscle on March 06, 2011, 11:14:31 PM
Really?  Thats what you REALLY believe?

Really dude? I don't even know what to say to that!!!  I was all but 176 lbs in that pic AT 6 FEET!!!! lollll yes I was lean as fuck, but I dieted like a bitch!!! Have you ever tried dieting for a show?  you'll fucking shock yourself at how sick you look if you do everything right!!!

Whatever bro.... I passed a lie detector test AND a piss test at that show!!!

I need to go to bed, but I don't think it matters, your beliefs are set in stone!

 Man I used to pass drug tests when I was smoking weed every day and doing acid like candy, sometimes fucking with pills and shit. Stoned all day, clean on the drug test.

 Passing a drug test don't mean anything.

 Lie detector? If you believe you are telling the truth, or if you remain very calm you will pass that too. Those things are fairly easy to fool.

You are on steroids Big Achmed!!!
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BIG ACH on March 06, 2011, 11:17:32 PM

You are on steroids Big Achmed!!!

OK thanks for letting me know  :)

Can we get back to the original topic now?
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: Meso_z on March 06, 2011, 11:55:01 PM
these guys don't know basic man rules...

basic man rules 1-5....of 20,000,000,000

1)men do not cry
2)men do not beg
3)men do not talk about there feelings
4)men do not apologize
5)men don't let there friends drink alone

any of the offenses is punishable by death, or revocation of man card...

bench
;D @ man-card
Title: Re: Getbig Relationships Experts
Post by: BILL ANVIL on March 07, 2011, 07:47:55 AM
OK thanks for letting me know  :)

Can we get back to the original topic now?

You do look drug free to me, esp since you are 176lbs. Good job btw.