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I did, back in the year 2000.
I was on a board all about tattoos and piercings and mody modification. Some asshole named "Ampallang4" kept talking shit to me (google the word ampallang).
Anyway he was stalking me and getting in my business, being a total girl. He was an admitted pedophile and an all around dirty scumbag.
He lived in San Jose California. I happened to be going there for other reasons so I set up a meeting with him in a McDonalds parking lot.
I show up there and wait. I'm with one buddy of mine. My buddy Nick, a fat strong dude.
We wait for like 30 minutes and the dude doesn't show. Then all of a sudden a huge truck comes blasting into the parking lot and screeches to a stop. I see this "Ampallang" twat jump out of the truck acting like he's ready to fight. He has some short Mexican cholo looking guy with him. He is tattooed all over including his hands and his whole neck. His face is full of piercings. He's like 6'1 and skinny as a twig. Looks like some stupid crackhead, weak, ugly, and crazy looking.
These two girls come at us yelling "Yeah what now. What now!!!" and both of them were holding empty wine bottles for weapons.
They were hoping to scare us, hoping to make us run away. Instead, me and my buddy Nick just charged at them, ready to throw down.
When me and Nick charged, these two pussies jump back in their truck and screech the fuck out of there. Total bitches. They were hoping to punk us out. But when they realized we were ready to throw down they ran away.
On the message board afterwards this piece of shit starts lying, saying that he punked me and slapped me. So I offer to meet him again and he backpeddles. After a while he faded away from the board because people realized he was full of shit and he punked out like a bitch.
This story is from 11 years ago. I would never do any shit like that nowadays. Back them I was crazy and angry, nowadys i'm just chillin'. 8)
ANy of you ever fought someone from da internetz?
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No
No one's gonna want to take on a 360 lb monster with shredded lats like you, BDB.
Good story, Ship.
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The internet. serious business ::)
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I did, back in the year 2000.
I was on a board all about tattoos and piercings and mody modification. Some asshole named "Ampallang4" kept talking shit to me (google the word ampallang).
Anyway he was stalking me and getting in my business, being a total #girl. He was an admitted pedophile and an all around dirty scumbag.
He lived in San Jose California. I happened to be going there for other reasons so I set up a meeting with him in a McDonalds parking lot.
I show up there and wait. I'm with one buddy of mine. My buddy Nick, a fat strong dude.
We wait for like 30 minutes and the dude doesn't show. Then all of a sudden a huge truck comes blasting into the parking lot and screeches to a stop. I see this "Ampallang" twat jump out of the truck acting like he's ready to fight. He has some short Mexican cholo looking guy with him. He is tattooed all over including his hands and his whole neck. His face is full of piercings. He's like 6'1 and skinny as a twig. Looks like some stupid crackhead, weak, ugly, and crazy looking.
These two girls come at us yelling "Yeah what now. What now!!!" and both of them were holding empty wine bottles for weapons.
They were hoping to scare us, hoping to make us run away. Instead, me and my buddy Nick just charged at them, ready to throw down.
When me and Nick charged, these two pussies jump back in their truck and screech the fuck out of there. Total bitches. They were hoping to punk us out. But when they realized we were ready to throw down they ran away.
On the message board afterwards this piece of shit starts lying, saying that he punked me and slapped me. So I offer to meet him again and he backpeddles. After a while he faded away from the board because people realized he was full of shit and he punked out like a bitch.
This story is from 11 years ago. I would never do any shit like that nowadays. Back them I was crazy and angry, nowadys i'm just chillin'. 8)
ANy of you ever fought someone from da internetz?
Your buddy Nick doesn't happen to have the last name "Jonas"?
ACT/STAY/BE POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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I went to fight some dude from the boards and ended up getting buttfucked by three dudes and a goat for my efforts. It's not worth it.
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I went to fight some dude from the boards and ended up getting buttfucked by three dudes and a goat for my efforts. It's not worth it.
Gut check time!!!!
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I've had a fight with somebody and used a board. Does that count? A 2x4 to be exact.
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I've had a fight with somebody and used a board. Does that count? A 2x4 to be exact.
(http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/WALKING_TALL-0_1094596435.jpg)
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Not a good option for me since I have a glass jaw and zero punching power, but I was dumb enough to get into 2 fistfights a few years ago. Lost the 1st one, as it wasn't even close, and the second one got broken up after only a few swings, but I'm pretty sure that I would have got dropped that time as well ;)
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i love to have some fisting sessions with people on this board
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I did, back in the year 2000.
I was on a board all about tattoos and piercings and mody modification. Some asshole named "Ampallang4" kept talking shit to me (google the word ampallang).
Anyway he was stalking me and getting in my business, being a total #girl. He was an admitted pedophile and an all around dirty scumbag.
He lived in San Jose California. I happened to be going there for other reasons so I set up a meeting with him in a McDonalds parking lot.
I show up there and wait. I'm with one buddy of mine. My buddy Nick, a fat strong dude.
We wait for like 30 minutes and the dude doesn't show. Then all of a sudden a huge truck comes blasting into the parking lot and screeches to a stop. I see this "Ampallang" twat jump out of the truck acting like he's ready to fight. He has some short Mexican cholo looking guy with him. He is tattooed all over including his hands and his whole neck. His face is full of piercings. He's like 6'1 and skinny as a twig. Looks like some stupid crackhead, weak, ugly, and crazy looking.
These two girls come at us yelling "Yeah what now. What now!!!" and both of them were holding empty wine bottles for weapons.
They were hoping to scare us, hoping to make us run away. Instead, me and my buddy Nick just charged at them, ready to throw down.
When me and Nick charged, these two pussies jump back in their truck and screech the fuck out of there. Total bitches. They were hoping to punk us out. But when they realized we were ready to throw down they ran away.
On the message board afterwards this piece of shit starts lying, saying that he punked me and slapped me. So I offer to meet him again and he backpeddles. After a while he faded away from the board because people realized he was full of shit and he punked out like a bitch.
This story is from 11 years ago. I would never do any shit like that nowadays. Back them I was crazy and angry, nowadys i'm just chillin'. 8)
ANy of you ever fought someone from da internetz?
Must be thrilling to live this kind of James Bond type of life. Livin' the dream, are we?
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Your buddy Nick doesn't happen to have the last name "Marshall"?
ACT/STAY/BE POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fixed it for ya , big guy 8)
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After a while he faded away from the board because people realized he was full of shit and he punked out like a bitch.
Great, when can we expect the same from you?
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Great, when can we expect the same from you?
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Oh brother.... ::)
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Hahah this llamas character problalby kicked the shit out of you don't lie ::)
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Never gonna happen. I was and I'm on message boards back in Hungary too...and always the ones who are talking the most of the shit on the boards they were the most silent, lamest ones with the least self confidence when I saw them at events, bodybuilding shows.
So I never ever care about what people "yelling" at me on the internet. The thing is if somebody start "fighting" on the internet then he's already a stupid ass.
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I once put a bullet through the windshield of some guy's Hummer, just because he answered my post with the wrong smiley.
That's how I roll.
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bigkubby challenged chaos to a fight in the parking lot of the Kollusium when it was open but chaos was a no show...
.....besides why fight when you can just shoot out someones windshield.
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I once put a bullet through some guy's Hummer's windshield, just because he answered my post with the wrong smiley.
That's how I roll.
.....besides why fight when you can just shoot out someones windshield.
;D ;D
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I once put a bullet through the windshield of some guy's Hummer, just because he answered my post with the wrong smiley.
That's how I roll.
I onced tracked down some fatass in Scotland and e-mailed the whole city where he lived that he's a sex-offender. ;D ;D
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I've had a fight with somebody and used a board. Does that count? A 2x4 to be exact.
A 4x4 is worse. I hear it really hurts if you are hit by one of them
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I did, back in the year 2000.
I was on a board all about tattoos and piercings and mody modification. Some asshole named "Ampallang4" kept talking shit to me (google the word ampallang).
Anyway he was stalking me and getting in my business, being a total #girl. He was an admitted pedophile and an all around dirty scumbag.
He lived in San Jose California. I happened to be going there for other reasons so I set up a meeting with him in a McDonalds parking lot.
I show up there and wait. I'm with one buddy of mine. My buddy Nick, a fat strong dude.
We wait for like 30 minutes and the dude doesn't show. Then all of a sudden a huge truck comes blasting into the parking lot and screeches to a stop. I see this "Ampallang" twat jump out of the truck acting like he's ready to fight. He has some short Mexican cholo looking guy with him. He is tattooed all over including his hands and his whole neck. His face is full of piercings. He's like 6'1 and skinny as a twig. Looks like some stupid crackhead, weak, ugly, and crazy looking.
These two girls come at us yelling "Yeah what now. What now!!!" and both of them were holding empty wine bottles for weapons.
They were hoping to scare us, hoping to make us run away. Instead, me and my buddy Nick just charged at them, ready to throw down.
When me and Nick charged, these two pussies jump back in their truck and screech the fuck out of there. Total bitches. They were hoping to punk us out. But when they realized we were ready to throw down they ran away.
On the message board afterwards this piece of shit starts lying, saying that he punked me and slapped me. So I offer to meet him again and he backpeddles. After a while he faded away from the board because people realized he was full of shit and he punked out like a bitch.
This story is from 11 years ago. I would never do any shit like that nowadays. Back them I was crazy and angry, nowadys i'm just chillin'. 8)
ANy of you ever fought someone from da internetz?
I once had an argument with some asshole who calls himself BlackFag. He calls himself that cuz he likes colored homosexuals with big thick cocks fucking him up his stupid twink phaggot ass. I have nothing against black people or homosexuals by the way. Anyway, this asshole loves posting on the internet how tough he is, and fake stories about how he fucks people up, so I said come on whore, lets meet and I will fuck you until you love me phaggot.
So he shows up with his beached whale mom who's also his girlfriend. He calls her Nick, a fat strong dude. So I show up in my truck with my mexican friend and I run the piece of shit over, and then see that he's still moving and wriggling around like a gay centipede, so I back up the truck and this time the job is done. Then I use a forklift to lift the fat whore mother-girlfriend of BlackFag to the back of the truck, and fuck the fishshit out of that whale pussy. I notice out of the corner of my eye, my buddy, who's a homosexual gentleman, with his dick in the dead BlackFag's mouth while fingering the Fag's ass. I'm like fuck I need new friends, why the fuck am I hanging with this lunatic. Anyway I'm too busy fucking the whale, so I get back to business.
A few hours later, I was hungry from all the energy spent fucking, so I killed the whale and had a nice fish dinner. Looks like the BlackFag was still alive so I sliced off the parts of the whale that had my cum in it, and being the nice guy that I am, I went over to that ####, his whore of a mothers whale meat in hand, and I shove half down his throat and half up his ass, cuz I couldnt tell which was what. Then I step on his face multiple times until the asshole stops moving. Dead finally, the ####. Looks like the whale was herpes infested or something, it caused me to have the runs and I shit all over the BlackFag's face.
Next time you guys are in the McDonalds parking lot, and you see half eaten whale meat and some dead asshole laying next to it with some of it up his ass and diarrhea all over his face, you know the story.
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I once had an argument with some asshole who calls himself BlackFag. He calls himself that cuz he likes colored homosexuals with big thick cocks fucking him up his stupid twink phaggot ass. I have nothing against black people or homosexuals by the way. Anyway, this asshole loves posting on the internet how tough he is, and fake stories about how he fucks people up, so I said come on whore, lets meet and I will fuck you until you love me phaggot.
So he shows up with his beached whale mom who's also his girlfriend. He calls her Nick, a fat strong dude. So I show up in my truck with my mexican friend and I run the piece of shit over, and then see that he's still moving and wriggling around like a gay centipede, so I back up the truck and this time the job is done. Then I use a forklift to lift the fat whore mother-girlfriend of BlackFag to the back of the truck, and fuck the fishshit out of that whale pussy.
Anyway me and my buddy were hungry, so we killed the whale after I fucked it and had a nice fish dinner. Looks like the BlackFag was still alive so I sliced off the parts of the whale that had my cum in it, and being the nice guy that I am, I went over to that ####, his whore of a mothers whale meat in hand, and I shove half down his throat and half up his ass. Then I step on his face multiple times until the asshole stops moving. Dead finally, the ####. Looks like the whale was herpes infested or something, it caused me to have the runs and I shit all over the BlackFag's face.
Next time you guys are in the McDonalds parking lot, and you see half eaten whale meat and some dead asshole laying next to it with some of it up his ass and diarrhea all over his face, you know the story.
;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D
I just modified the post with more details that I remembered. ;)
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A few years ago, I got a pm from a guy name "mahg". I wasn't really sure who he was but he said that he was doing a survey for "research purposes" and asked me if my dick was cut or uncut. I was a little freaked out, but I'm a man of science so i answered him (no homo). He replies back that photos would be helpful, flacid, erect, in tight Lycra hotpants etc..would help him out. I drew the line and told him sorry. He was upset but he kept getting weirder, asking me to describe my dog? What color her fur was and how she smelled. I thought it was weird until he told me he was from Asia and I realized it was normal behavior.
A few months go by and he pm's me again asking if it's normal for his Rolex to leave a green ring around his wrist. i told him no and he got really offended. I told him that it was probably a fake and that he spent his yearly hooker budget on a fake watch. He gets mad and then brings up how pissed he was that I didn't send a picture of my dick for his "research". I felt bad, it was obvious he had mommy issues. He asked me if I could meet him and settle this man to man.
I fly out there and a bus pulls up and out walks some skinny guy. Wispy moustache, acne scarred and weighing about 150. At first I thought he was a landscaper or something but it turns out this was my opponent. To my suprise, out behind him walked what I thought were woman. One weighed around 450lbs and was carrying a box of noodle soup. I'm like, wow a wild snorlax appears. Blocked by the view of Yokozuna were two more Asians. I was confused, this "mahg" had bigger tits than them both but his "lady friends" had bigger bulges and an Adam's apple.
Long story short, I kicked his ass, stole his 'Roolexx" kicked his lady boy's in the balls, stole his noodle soup, went to his mom's, we laughed at what a loser her son was, had a romantic Ramen Noodle dinner, and I fucked her raw until the sun came up.
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A few years ago, I got a pm from a guy name "mahg". I wasn't really sure who he was but he said that he was doing a survey for "research purposes" and asked me if my dick was cut or uncut. I was a little freaked out, but I'm a man of science so i answered him (no homo). He replies back that photos would be helpful, flacid, erect, in tight Lycra hotpants etc..would help him out. I drew the line and told him sorry. He was upset but he kept getting weirder, asking me to describe my dog? What color her fur was and how she smelled. I thought it was weird until he told me he was from Asia and I realized it was normal behavior.
A few months go by and he pm's me again asking if it's normal for his Rolex to leave a green ring around his wrist. i told him no and he got really offended. I told him that it was probably a fake and that he spent his yearly hooker budget on a fake watch. He gets mad and then brings up how pissed he was that I didn't send a picture of my dick for his "research". I felt bad, it was obvious he had mommy issues. He asked me if I could meet him and settle this man to man.
I fly out there and a bus pulls up and out walks some skinny guy. Wispy moustache, acne scarred and weighing about 150. At first I thought he was a landscaper or something but it turns out this was my opponent. To my suprise, out behind him walked what I thought were woman. One weighed around 450lbs and was carrying a box of noodle soup. I'm like, wow a wild snorlax appears. Blocked by the view of Yokozuna were two more Asians. I was confused, this "mahg" had bigger tits than them both but his "lady friends" had bigger bulges and an Adam's apple.
Long story short, I kicked his ass, stole his 'Roolexx" kicked his lady boy's in the balls, stole his noodle soup, went to his mom's, we laughed at what a loser her son was, had a romantic Ramen Noodle dinner, and I fucked her raw until the sun came up.
Lmfao
irsih lad just got 'split up the back'.........time to join 'tad' in the IRA and run AKs and thrown in your posing truncks
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i once broke an alsatians back with a single karate chop just to prove i was a bad ass on the internetz
recently i flew 4000 miles to shoot the windscreen out of the hummer of a guy who disputed my arm measurements
true story 8)
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A few years ago, I got a pm from a guy name "mahg". I wasn't really sure who he was but he said that he was doing a survey for "research purposes" and asked me if my dick was cut or uncut. I was a little freaked out, but I'm a man of science so i answered him (no homo). He replies back that photos would be helpful, flacid, erect, in tight Lycra hotpants etc..would help him out. I drew the line and told him sorry. He was upset but he kept getting weirder, asking me to describe my dog? What color her fur was and how she smelled. I thought it was weird until he told me he was from Asia and I realized it was normal behavior.
A few months go by and he pm's me again asking if it's normal for his Rolex to leave a green ring around his wrist. i told him no and he got really offended. I told him that it was probably a fake and that he spent his yearly hooker budget on a fake watch. He gets mad and then brings up how pissed he was that I didn't send a picture of my dick for his "research". I felt bad, it was obvious he had mommy issues. He asked me if I could meet him and settle this man to man.
I fly out there and a bus pulls up and out walks some skinny guy. Wispy moustache, acne scarred and weighing about 150. At first I thought he was a landscaper or something but it turns out this was my opponent. To my suprise, out behind him walked what I thought were woman. One weighed around 450lbs and was carrying a box of noodle soup. I'm like, wow a wild snorlax appears. Blocked by the view of Yokozuna were two more Asians. I was confused, this "mahg" had bigger tits than them both but his "lady friends" had bigger bulges and an Adam's apple.
Long story short, I kicked his ass, stole his 'Roolexx" kicked his lady boy's in the balls, stole his noodle soup, went to his mom's, we laughed at what a loser her son was, had a romantic Ramen Noodle dinner, and I fucked her raw until the sun came up.
;D
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I always curse the boardmembers when I drop a 20kg plate on my foot. Does that count ?
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Kegdrainer dispatched two of GetitONY's hired goons on his front porch. That's pretty badass.
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Ha! I forgot about that one Dr C! ;D
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Have you ever had a fist fight with someone from a board?
I've never had a fist fight with anyone from this board, but I did have a sword fight with someone here.
"1"
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A few years ago, I got a pm from a guy name "mahg". I wasn't really sure who he was but he said that he was doing a survey for "research purposes" and asked me if my dick was cut or uncut. I was a little freaked out, but I'm a man of science so i answered him (no homo). He replies back that photos would be helpful, flacid, erect, in tight Lycra hotpants etc..would help him out. I drew the line and told him sorry. He was upset but he kept getting weirder, asking me to describe my dog? What color her fur was and how she smelled. I thought it was weird until he told me he was from Asia and I realized it was normal behavior.
A few months go by and he pm's me again asking if it's normal for his Rolex to leave a green ring around his wrist. i told him no and he got really offended. I told him that it was probably a fake and that he spent his yearly hooker budget on a fake watch. He gets mad and then brings up how pissed he was that I didn't send a picture of my dick for his "research". I felt bad, it was obvious he had mommy issues. He asked me if I could meet him and settle this man to man.
I fly out there and a bus pulls up and out walks some skinny guy. Wispy moustache, acne scarred and weighing about 150. At first I thought he was a landscaper or something but it turns out this was my opponent. To my suprise, out behind him walked what I thought were woman. One weighed around 450lbs and was carrying a box of noodle soup. I'm like, wow a wild snorlax appears. Blocked by the view of Yokozuna were two more Asians. I was confused, this "mahg" had bigger tits than them both but his "lady friends" had bigger bulges and an Adam's apple.
Long story short, I kicked his ass, stole his 'Roolexx" kicked his lady boy's in the balls, stole his noodle soup, went to his mom's, we laughed at what a loser her son was, had a romantic Ramen Noodle dinner, and I fucked her raw until the sun came up.
lol at wild snorlax
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I once had an argument with some asshole who calls himself BlackFag. He calls himself that cuz he likes colored homosexuals with big thick cocks fucking him up his stupid twink phaggot ass. I have nothing against black people or homosexuals by the way. Anyway, this asshole loves posting on the internet how tough he is, and fake stories about how he fucks people up, so I said come on whore, lets meet and I will fuck you until you love me phaggot.
So he shows up with his beached whale mom who's also his girlfriend. He calls her Nick, a fat strong dude. So I show up in my truck with my mexican friend and I run the piece of shit over, and then see that he's still moving and wriggling around like a gay centipede, so I back up the truck and this time the job is done. Then I use a forklift to lift the fat whore mother-girlfriend of BlackFag to the back of the truck, and fuck the fishshit out of that whale pussy. I notice out of the corner of my eye, my buddy, who's a homosexual gentleman, with his dick in the dead BlackFag's mouth while fingering the Fag's ass. I'm like fuck I need new friends, why the fuck am I hanging with this lunatic. Anyway I'm too busy fucking the whale, so I get back to business.
A few hours later, I was hungry from all the energy spent fucking, so I killed the whale and had a nice fish dinner. Looks like the BlackFag was still alive so I sliced off the parts of the whale that had my cum in it, and being the nice guy that I am, I went over to that ####, his whore of a mothers whale meat in hand, and I shove half down his throat and half up his ass, cuz I couldnt tell which was what. Then I step on his face multiple times until the asshole stops moving. Dead finally, the ####. Looks like the whale was herpes infested or something, it caused me to have the runs and I shit all over the BlackFag's face.
Next time you guys are in the McDonalds parking lot, and you see half eaten whale meat and some dead asshole laying next to it with some of it up his ass and diarrhea all over his face, you know the story.
Alright that was kind of funny.
I guess you do have some talent. An occasional gem pops up between your shitty posts.
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I've never had a fist fight with anyone from this board, but I did have a sword fight with someone here.
"1"
What's his screen name?
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so I killed the whale and had a nice fish dinner
Whale = mammal, not fish.
HTH
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bigkubby challenged chaos to a fight in the parking lot of the Kollusium when it was open but chaos was a no show...
.....besides why fight when you can just shoot out someones windshield.
thats right and he used the excuse that he ran into jack in the box looking for bigkubby and ordered a number too with a dingleberry shake . then the next time he said he went to the wrong koloseaum ;D
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I went to fight some dude from the boards and ended up getting buttfucked by three dudes and a goat for my efforts. It's not worth it.
:-X haha hilariousA few years ago, I got a pm from a guy name "mahg". I wasn't really sure who he was but he said that he was doing a survey for "research purposes" and asked me if my dick was cut or uncut. I was a little freaked out, but I'm a man of science so i answered him (no homo). He replies back that photos would be helpful, flacid, erect, in tight Lycra hotpants etc..would help him out. I drew the line and told him sorry. He was upset but he kept getting weirder, asking me to describe my dog? What color her fur was and how she smelled. I thought it was weird until he told me he was from Asia and I realized it was normal behavior.
A few months go by and he pm's me again asking if it's normal for his Rolex to leave a green ring around his wrist. i told him no and he got really offended. I told him that it was probably a fake and that he spent his yearly hooker budget on a fake watch. He gets mad and then brings up how pissed he was that I didn't send a picture of my dick for his "research". I felt bad, it was obvious he had mommy issues. He asked me if I could meet him and settle this man to man.
I fly out there and a bus pulls up and out walks some skinny guy. Wispy moustache, acne scarred and weighing about 150. At first I thought he was a landscaper or something but it turns out this was my opponent. To my suprise, out behind him walked what I thought were woman. One weighed around 450lbs and was carrying a box of noodle soup. I'm like, wow a wild snorlax appears. Blocked by the view of Yokozuna were two more Asians. I was confused, this "mahg" had bigger tits than them both but his "lady friends" had bigger bulges and an Adam's apple.
Long story short, I kicked his ass, stole his 'Roolexx" kicked his lady boy's in the balls, stole his noodle soup, went to his mom's, we laughed at what a loser her son was, had a romantic Ramen Noodle dinner, and I fucked her raw until the sun came up.
this thread is/can/will be the most entertaining of the young year with posts like this...
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A few years ago, I got a pm from a guy name "mahg". I wasn't really sure who he was but he said that he was doing a survey for "research purposes" and asked me if my dick was cut or uncut. I was a little freaked out, but I'm a man of science so i answered him (no homo). He replies back that photos would be helpful, flacid, erect, in tight Lycra hotpants etc..would help him out. I drew the line and told him sorry. He was upset but he kept getting weirder, asking me to describe my dog? What color her fur was and how she smelled. I thought it was weird until he told me he was from Asia and I realized it was normal behavior.
A few months go by and he pm's me again asking if it's normal for his Rolex to leave a green ring around his wrist. i told him no and he got really offended. I told him that it was probably a fake and that he spent his yearly hooker budget on a fake watch. He gets mad and then brings up how pissed he was that I didn't send a picture of my dick for his "research". I felt bad, it was obvious he had mommy issues. He asked me if I could meet him and settle this man to man.
I fly out there and a bus pulls up and out walks some skinny guy. Wispy moustache, acne scarred and weighing about 150. At first I thought he was a landscaper or something but it turns out this was my opponent. To my suprise, out behind him walked what I thought were woman. One weighed around 450lbs and was carrying a box of noodle soup. I'm like, wow a wild snorlax appears. Blocked by the view of Yokozuna were two more Asians. I was confused, this "mahg" had bigger tits than them both but his "lady friends" had bigger bulges and an Adam's apple.
Long story short, I kicked his ass, stole his 'Roolexx" kicked his lady boy's in the balls, stole his noodle soup, went to his mom's, we laughed at what a loser her son was, had a romantic Ramen Noodle dinner, and I fucked her raw until the sun came up.
Ever think about writing comedic fiction? You have excellent skills at it, judging from this little piece.
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LOL @ kiwiol and mass04!! ;D
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Alright that was kind of funny.
I guess you do have some talent. An occasional gem pops up between your shitty posts.
Thanks bro. ;)
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A few years ago, I got a pm from a guy name "mahg". I wasn't really sure who he was but he said that he was doing a survey for "research purposes" and asked me if my dick was cut or uncut. I was a little freaked out, but I'm a man of science so i answered him (no homo). He replies back that photos would be helpful, flacid, erect, in tight Lycra hotpants etc..would help him out. I drew the line and told him sorry. He was upset but he kept getting weirder, asking me to describe my dog? What color her fur was and how she smelled. I thought it was weird until he told me he was from Asia and I realized it was normal behavior.
A few months go by and he pm's me again asking if it's normal for his Rolex to leave a green ring around his wrist. i told him no and he got really offended. I told him that it was probably a fake and that he spent his yearly hooker budget on a fake watch. He gets mad and then brings up how pissed he was that I didn't send a picture of my dick for his "research". I felt bad, it was obvious he had mommy issues. He asked me if I could meet him and settle this man to man.
I fly out there and a bus pulls up and out walks some skinny guy. Wispy moustache, acne scarred and weighing about 150. At first I thought he was a landscaper or something but it turns out this was my opponent. To my suprise, out behind him walked what I thought were woman. One weighed around 450lbs and was carrying a box of noodle soup. I'm like, wow a wild snorlax appears. Blocked by the view of Yokozuna were two more Asians. I was confused, this "mahg" had bigger tits than them both but his "lady friends" had bigger bulges and an Adam's apple.
Long story short, I kicked his ass, stole his 'Roolexx" kicked his lady boy's in the balls, stole his noodle soup, went to his mom's, we laughed at what a loser her son was, had a romantic Ramen Noodle dinner, and I fucked her raw until the sun came up.
Not too bad, but you're no mahg. :-*
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Not too bad, but you're no fahg. :-*
fixed, you little queer.
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thats right and he used the excuse that he ran into jack in the box looking for bigkubby and ordered a number too with a dingleberry shake . then the next time he said he went to the wrong koloseaum ;D
;) :-*
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fixed, you little queer.
You're like a gay fly that wont go away, you keep trying to stick yourself up my ass. Bitch I will spray you dead if you dont go away and leave me the fuck alone you sorry son of a whoring kunt. >:(
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I went to fight some dude from the boards and ended up getting buttfucked by three dudes and a goat for my efforts. It's not worth it.
This is the funniest thing I've read in a while. :D :D :D
I commiserate though. :-\
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thats right and he used the excuse that he ran into jack in the box looking for bigkubby and ordered a number too with a dingleberry shake . then the next time he said he went to the wrong koloseaum ;D
I forgot about the Jack in the Box excuse!
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I did, back in the year 2000.
I was on a board all about tattoos and piercings and mody modification. Some asshole named "Ampallang4" kept talking shit to me (google the word ampallang).
Anyway he was stalking me and getting in my business, being a total #girl. He was an admitted pedophile and an all around dirty scumbag.
He lived in San Jose California. I happened to be going there for other reasons so I set up a meeting with him in a McDonalds parking lot.
I show up there and wait. I'm with one buddy of mine. My buddy Nick, a fat strong dude.
We wait for like 30 minutes and the dude doesn't show. Then all of a sudden a huge truck comes blasting into the parking lot and screeches to a stop. I see this "Ampallang" twat jump out of the truck acting like he's ready to fight. He has some short Mexican cholo looking guy with him. He is tattooed all over including his hands and his whole neck. His face is full of piercings. He's like 6'1 and skinny as a twig. Looks like some stupid crackhead, weak, ugly, and crazy looking.
These two girls come at us yelling "Yeah what now. What now!!!" and both of them were holding empty wine bottles for weapons.
They were hoping to scare us, hoping to make us run away. Instead, me and my buddy Nick just charged at them, ready to throw down.
When me and Nick charged, these two pussies jump back in their truck and screech the fuck out of there. Total bitches. They were hoping to punk us out. But when they realized we were ready to throw down they ran away.
On the message board afterwards this piece of shit starts lying, saying that he punked me and slapped me. So I offer to meet him again and he backpeddles. After a while he faded away from the board because people realized he was full of shit and he punked out like a bitch.
This story is from 11 years ago. I would never do any shit like that nowadays. Back them I was crazy and angry, nowadys i'm just chillin'. 8)
ANy of you ever fought someone from da internetz?
Actually you didn't have a fist fight; in fact, you didn't even have a fight.
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:-* :-* :-* ;D ;D ;D HEY CHAOS DID THOSE TACOS GIVE YOU THE SHITS?
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Actually you didn't have a fist fight; in fact, you didn't even have a fight.
You are correct.
I did kick the side of his truck with my boot though. I think I fucked up the paintjob 8)
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I killed a man with a trident this one time.
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i had a fistfight with your mom and lost
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fist fought someone from the net? what a loser.
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if I see any of you bastards in person its on
bwahahahahaha 8)
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fist fought someone from the net? what a loser.
Well that guy was a total scumbag. He was a pedophile who talked about how he likes 14 and 13 year old girls, even younger than that. He would perform extreme body modification surgeries on these young girls. Like huge gauge piercings, extreme tattoos, cuttings and scarification. And we are talking about 14 year old girls. This guy was just manipulating them and being a sick fuck. Preying on underage girls who have emotional problems and are confused or depressed.
And he was just a real asshole. Cruel and hearltess person. I was close to calling the cops on him, but instead I decided to try to fuck him up.
Most people were just ignoring him, but I decided to do something about it. If a guy came onto getbig doing the same shit he would probably get hunted down and beaten too. He was just a degenerate and sick mother fucker. I could have murdered that guy and felt almost no guilt.
If anyone like him comes on Getbig I will meet them also for an ass beating. Most of you would do the same. When you encounter a true scumbag, it's hard to just not do anything.
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Well that guy was a total scumbag. He was a pedophile who talked about how he likes 14 and 13 year old girls, even younger than that. He would perform extreme body modification surgeries on these young girls. Like huge gauge piercings, extreme tattoos, cuttings and scarification. And we are talking about 14 year old girls. This guy was just manipulating them and being a sick fuck. Preying on underage girls who have emotional problems and are confused or depressed.
And he was just a real asshole. Cruel and hearltess person. I was close to calling the cops on him, but instead I decided to try to fuck him up.
Most people were just ignoring him, but I decided to do something about it. If a guy came onto getbig doing the same shit he would probably get hunted down and beaten too. He was just a degenerate and sick mother fucker. I could have murdered that guy and felt almost no guilt.
If anyone like him comes on Getbig I will meet them also for an ass beating. Most of you would do the same. When you encounter a true scumbag, it's hard to just not do anything.
Sounds like you provided a service. What guarantee do you have that he didn't go back to doing his sick shit?
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Sounds like you provided a service. What guarantee do you have that he didn't go back to doing his sick shit?
He probably did keep doing it.
He was online bragging about doing lots of illegal shit and he was all over every tattoo website talking his foul shit, tying to convince people that what he was doing was ok and they are just too prudish to understand. Total sociopath, like Charles Manson or something trying to control young girls like a cult leader.
I'm sure the Feds caught on and arrested him at some point. I know that lots of people were reporting him, and his personal information was wide open because he ran a tattoo shop. I'm sure karma got him.
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:-* :-* :-* ;D ;D ;D HEY CHAOS DID THOSE TACOS GIVE YOU THE SHITS?
Right onto your moms chest. :-[
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Right onto your moms chest. :-[
your mom this , your mom that blah blah blah, sounds like little man dick syndrome to me, try attaching some weights to it.
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your mom this , your mom that blah blah blah, sounds like little man dick syndrome to me, try attaching some weights to it.
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Well that guy was a total scumbag. He was a pedophile who talked about how he likes 14 and 13 year old girls, even younger than that. He would perform extreme body modification surgeries on these young girls. Like huge gauge piercings, extreme tattoos, cuttings and scarification. And we are talking about 14 year old girls. This guy was just manipulating them and being a sick fuck. Preying on underage girls who have emotional problems and are confused or depressed.
And he was just a real asshole. Cruel and hearltess person. I was close to calling the cops on him, but instead I decided to try to fuck him up.
Most people were just ignoring him, but I decided to do something about it. If a guy came onto getbig doing the same shit he would probably get hunted down and beaten too. He was just a degenerate and sick mother fucker. I could have murdered that guy and felt almost no guilt.
If anyone like him comes on Getbig I will meet them also for an ass beating. Most of you would do the same. When you encounter a true scumbag, it's hard to just not do anything.
he was? Kick his ass again, please. >:(
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Bump for that fat little guy with the dirt on his upper lip and the radio shack RC car!
:D
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I once got threatened by some skinny-fat twink that he would beat me up in front of a bar and piss on me afterwards. ::) ::) ::)
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I did, back in the year 2000.
I was on a board all about tattoos and piercings and mody modification. Some asshole named "Ampallang4" kept talking shit to me (google the word ampallang).
Anyway he was stalking me and getting in my business, being a total #girl. He was an admitted pedophile and an all around dirty scumbag.
He lived in San Jose California. I happened to be going there for other reasons so I set up a meeting with him in a McDonalds parking lot.
I show up there and wait. I'm with one buddy of mine. My buddy Nick, a fat strong dude.
We wait for like 30 minutes and the dude doesn't show. Then all of a sudden a huge truck comes blasting into the parking lot and screeches to a stop. I see this "Ampallang" twat jump out of the truck acting like he's ready to fight. He has some short Mexican cholo looking guy with him. He is tattooed all over including his hands and his whole neck. His face is full of piercings. He's like 6'1 and skinny as a twig. Looks like some stupid crackhead, weak, ugly, and crazy looking.
These two girls come at us yelling "Yeah what now. What now!!!" and both of them were holding empty wine bottles for weapons.
They were hoping to scare us, hoping to make us run away. Instead, me and my buddy Nick just charged at them, ready to throw down.
When me and Nick charged, these two pussies jump back in their truck and screech the fuck out of there. Total bitches. They were hoping to punk us out. But when they realized we were ready to throw down they ran away.
On the message board afterwards this piece of shit starts lying, saying that he punked me and slapped me. So I offer to meet him again and he backpeddles. After a while he faded away from the board because people realized he was full of shit and he punked out like a bitch.
This story is from 11 years ago. I would never do any shit like that nowadays. Back them I was crazy and angry, nowadys i'm just chillin'. 8)
ANy of you ever fought someone from da internetz?
Did they fist your asshole, ratface? :D yes its me the "limp dick". :D
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I did, back in the year 2000.
I was on a board all about tattoos and piercings and mody modification. Some asshole named "Ampallang4" kept talking shit to me (google the word ampallang).
Anyway he was stalking me and getting in my business, being a total #girl. He was an admitted pedophile and an all around dirty scumbag.
He lived in San Jose California. I happened to be going there for other reasons so I set up a meeting with him in a McDonalds parking lot.
I show up there and wait. I'm with one buddy of mine. My buddy Nick, a fat strong dude.
We wait for like 30 minutes and the dude doesn't show. Then all of a sudden a huge truck comes blasting into the parking lot and screeches to a stop. I see this "Ampallang" twat jump out of the truck acting like he's ready to fight. He has some short Mexican cholo looking guy with him. He is tattooed all over including his hands and his whole neck. His face is full of piercings. He's like 6'1 and skinny as a twig. Looks like some stupid crackhead, weak, ugly, and crazy looking.
These two girls come at us yelling "Yeah what now. What now!!!" and both of them were holding empty wine bottles for weapons.
They were hoping to scare us, hoping to make us run away. Instead, me and my buddy Nick just charged at them, ready to throw down.
When me and Nick charged, these two pussies jump back in their truck and screech the fuck out of there. Total bitches. They were hoping to punk us out. But when they realized we were ready to throw down they ran away.
On the message board afterwards this piece of shit starts lying, saying that he punked me and slapped me. So I offer to meet him again and he backpeddles. After a while he faded away from the board because people realized he was full of shit and he punked out like a bitch.
This story is from 11 years ago. I would never do any shit like that nowadays. Back them I was crazy and angry, nowadys i'm just chillin'. 8)
ANy of you ever fought someone from da internetz?
Hi Ampallang
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I once got threatened by some skinny-fat twink that he would beat me up in front of a bar and piss on me afterwards. ::) ::) ::)
You don't want none of this mother fucker. I will fuckin destroy you.
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Did they fist your asshole, ratface? :D yes its me the "limp dick". :D
Hey bro. I got some cheap viagra. I know you need it in bulk quantities so I can sell you a 2 year supply.
You want it or not? Limp dick.
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Hey bro. I got some cheap viagra. I know you need it in bulk quantities so I can sell you a 2 year supply.
You want it or not? Limp dick.
Thanks ratface but i have all the viagra in the world, anytime i want.
Your insults are quite weak try harder. :D
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You don't want none of this mother fucker. I will fuckin destroy you.
I'm waiting.
In the end, it is you who will not show up, and we both know this. ;) ;)
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Hey blackflag, please don't come to Poland to beat my ass :-\ But if you do, at least give me a fair warning, so that I can have my knife-welding French bud nearby, or my Irish axe-welding friend nearby to take care of business pour moi ;) Yeah man, I'm a pussy and I can't fight to save my life, but thankfully i know some dudes who gots ma back 8)