Have you ever had a fist fight with someone from a board?

[Firemuscle]

 I did, back in the year 2000.

 I was on a board all about tattoos and piercings and mody modification. Some asshole named "Ampallang4" kept talking shit to me (google the word ampallang).

 Anyway he was stalking me and getting in my business, being a total girl. He was an admitted pedophile and an all around dirty scumbag.

 He lived in San Jose California. I happened to be going there for other reasons so I set up a meeting with him in a McDonalds parking lot.

 I show up there and wait. I'm with one buddy of mine. My buddy Nick, a fat strong dude.

 We wait for like 30 minutes and the dude doesn't show. Then all of a sudden a huge truck comes blasting into the parking lot and screeches to a stop. I see this "Ampallang" twat jump out of the truck acting like he's ready to fight. He has some short Mexican cholo looking guy with him. He is tattooed all over including his hands and his whole neck. His face is full of piercings. He's like 6'1 and skinny as a twig. Looks like some stupid crackhead, weak, ugly, and crazy looking.

 These two girls come at us yelling "Yeah what now. What now!!!" and both of them were holding empty wine bottles for weapons.

 They were hoping to scare us, hoping to make us run away. Instead, me and my buddy Nick just charged at them, ready to throw down.

 When me and Nick charged, these two pussies jump back in their truck and screech the fuck out of there. Total bitches. They were hoping to punk us out. But when they realized we were ready to throw down they ran away.

 On the message board afterwards this piece of shit starts lying, saying that he punked me and slapped me. So I offer to meet him again and he backpeddles. After a while he faded away from the board because people realized he was full of shit and he punked out like a bitch.

 This story is from 11 years ago. I would never do any shit like that nowadays. Back them I was crazy and angry, nowadys i'm just chillin'.  

 ANy of you ever fought someone from da internetz?

[kiwiol]

No

No one's gonna want to take on a 360 lb monster with shredded lats like you, BDB.

Good story, Ship.

[meathead23]

The internet. serious business 

[Fallsview]

I did, back in the year 2000.

 I was on a board all about tattoos and piercings and mody modification. Some asshole named "Ampallang4" kept talking shit to me (google the word ampallang).

 Anyway he was stalking me and getting in my business, being a total #girl. He was an admitted pedophile and an all around dirty scumbag.

 He lived in San Jose California. I happened to be going there for other reasons so I set up a meeting with him in a McDonalds parking lot.

 I show up there and wait. I'm with one buddy of mine. My buddy Nick, a fat strong dude.

 We wait for like 30 minutes and the dude doesn't show. Then all of a sudden a huge truck comes blasting into the parking lot and screeches to a stop. I see this "Ampallang" twat jump out of the truck acting like he's ready to fight. He has some short Mexican cholo looking guy with him. He is tattooed all over including his hands and his whole neck. His face is full of piercings. He's like 6'1 and skinny as a twig. Looks like some stupid crackhead, weak, ugly, and crazy looking.

 These two girls come at us yelling "Yeah what now. What now!!!" and both of them were holding empty wine bottles for weapons.

 They were hoping to scare us, hoping to make us run away. Instead, me and my buddy Nick just charged at them, ready to throw down.

 When me and Nick charged, these two pussies jump back in their truck and screech the fuck out of there. Total bitches. They were hoping to punk us out. But when they realized we were ready to throw down they ran away.

 On the message board afterwards this piece of shit starts lying, saying that he punked me and slapped me. So I offer to meet him again and he backpeddles. After a while he faded away from the board because people realized he was full of shit and he punked out like a bitch.

 This story is from 11 years ago. I would never do any shit like that nowadays. Back them I was crazy and angry, nowadys i'm just chillin'.  

 ANy of you ever fought someone from da internetz?

Your buddy Nick doesn't happen to have the last name "Jonas"?



ACT/STAY/BE POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DK II]

 

[99 Bananas]

I went to fight some dude from the boards and ended up getting buttfucked by three dudes and a goat for my efforts. It's not worth it.

[Fallsview]

I went to fight some dude from the boards and ended up getting buttfucked by three dudes and a goat for my efforts. It's not worth it.

Gut check time!!!!

[basil]

I've had a fight with somebody and used a board.  Does that count?  A 2x4 to be exact.

[DK II]

I've had a fight with somebody and used a board.  Does that count?  A 2x4 to be exact.

[dj181]

Not a good option for me since I have a glass jaw and zero punching power, but I was dumb enough to get into 2 fistfights a few years ago. Lost the 1st one, as it wasn't even close, and the second one got broken up after only a few swings, but I'm pretty sure that I would have got dropped that time as well

[Tito24]

i love to have some fisting sessions with people on this board

[MORTALCOIL]

I did, back in the year 2000.

 I was on a board all about tattoos and piercings and mody modification. Some asshole named "Ampallang4" kept talking shit to me (google the word ampallang).

 Anyway he was stalking me and getting in my business, being a total #girl. He was an admitted pedophile and an all around dirty scumbag.

 He lived in San Jose California. I happened to be going there for other reasons so I set up a meeting with him in a McDonalds parking lot.

 I show up there and wait. I'm with one buddy of mine. My buddy Nick, a fat strong dude.

 We wait for like 30 minutes and the dude doesn't show. Then all of a sudden a huge truck comes blasting into the parking lot and screeches to a stop. I see this "Ampallang" twat jump out of the truck acting like he's ready to fight. He has some short Mexican cholo looking guy with him. He is tattooed all over including his hands and his whole neck. His face is full of piercings. He's like 6'1 and skinny as a twig. Looks like some stupid crackhead, weak, ugly, and crazy looking.

 These two girls come at us yelling "Yeah what now. What now!!!" and both of them were holding empty wine bottles for weapons.

 They were hoping to scare us, hoping to make us run away. Instead, me and my buddy Nick just charged at them, ready to throw down.

 When me and Nick charged, these two pussies jump back in their truck and screech the fuck out of there. Total bitches. They were hoping to punk us out. But when they realized we were ready to throw down they ran away.

 On the message board afterwards this piece of shit starts lying, saying that he punked me and slapped me. So I offer to meet him again and he backpeddles. After a while he faded away from the board because people realized he was full of shit and he punked out like a bitch.

 This story is from 11 years ago. I would never do any shit like that nowadays. Back them I was crazy and angry, nowadys i'm just chillin'.  

 ANy of you ever fought someone from da internetz?

Must be thrilling to live this kind of James Bond type of life. Livin' the dream, are we?

[SS]

Your buddy Nick doesn't happen to have the last name "Marshall"?



ACT/STAY/BE POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fixed it for ya , big guy

[Power]

  After a while he faded away from the board because people realized he was full of shit and he punked out like a bitch.

 

Great, when can we expect the same from you?

[DK II]

Great, when can we expect the same from you?

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[The Showstoppa]

Oh brother....   

[makaveli25]

Hahah this llamas character problalby kicked the shit out of you don't lie 

[Steve Namat]

Never gonna happen. I was and I'm on message boards back in Hungary too...and always the ones who are talking the most of the shit on the boards they were the most silent, lamest ones with the least self confidence when I saw them at events, bodybuilding shows.

So I never ever care about what people "yelling" at me on the internet. The thing is if somebody start "fighting" on the internet then he's already a stupid ass.

[kiwiol]

I once put a bullet through the windshield of some guy's Hummer, just because he answered my post with the wrong smiley.

That's how I roll.

[CalvinH]

bigkubby challenged chaos to a fight in the parking lot of the Kollusium when it was open but chaos was a no show...



.....besides why fight when you can just shoot out someones windshield.

[CalvinH]

I once put a bullet through some guy's Hummer's windshield, just because he answered my post with the wrong smiley.

That's how I roll.

.....besides why fight when you can just shoot out someones windshield.

 

[DK II]

I once put a bullet through the windshield of some guy's Hummer, just because he answered my post with the wrong smiley.

That's how I roll.

I onced tracked down some fatass in Scotland and e-mailed the whole city where he lived that he's a sex-offender. 

[Parker]

I've had a fight with somebody and used a board.  Does that count?  A 2x4 to be exact.

A 4x4 is worse. I hear it really hurts if you are hit by one of them

[mahg]

I did, back in the year 2000.

 I was on a board all about tattoos and piercings and mody modification. Some asshole named "Ampallang4" kept talking shit to me (google the word ampallang).

 Anyway he was stalking me and getting in my business, being a total #girl. He was an admitted pedophile and an all around dirty scumbag.

 He lived in San Jose California. I happened to be going there for other reasons so I set up a meeting with him in a McDonalds parking lot.

 I show up there and wait. I'm with one buddy of mine. My buddy Nick, a fat strong dude.

 We wait for like 30 minutes and the dude doesn't show. Then all of a sudden a huge truck comes blasting into the parking lot and screeches to a stop. I see this "Ampallang" twat jump out of the truck acting like he's ready to fight. He has some short Mexican cholo looking guy with him. He is tattooed all over including his hands and his whole neck. His face is full of piercings. He's like 6'1 and skinny as a twig. Looks like some stupid crackhead, weak, ugly, and crazy looking.

 These two girls come at us yelling "Yeah what now. What now!!!" and both of them were holding empty wine bottles for weapons.

 They were hoping to scare us, hoping to make us run away. Instead, me and my buddy Nick just charged at them, ready to throw down.

 When me and Nick charged, these two pussies jump back in their truck and screech the fuck out of there. Total bitches. They were hoping to punk us out. But when they realized we were ready to throw down they ran away.

 On the message board afterwards this piece of shit starts lying, saying that he punked me and slapped me. So I offer to meet him again and he backpeddles. After a while he faded away from the board because people realized he was full of shit and he punked out like a bitch.

 This story is from 11 years ago. I would never do any shit like that nowadays. Back them I was crazy and angry, nowadys i'm just chillin'.  

 ANy of you ever fought someone from da internetz?

I once had an argument with some asshole who calls himself BlackFag. He calls himself that cuz he likes colored homosexuals with big thick cocks fucking him up his stupid twink phaggot ass. I have nothing against black people or homosexuals by the way. Anyway, this asshole loves posting on the internet how tough he is, and fake stories about how he fucks people up, so I said come on whore, lets meet and I will fuck you until you love me phaggot.

So he shows up with his beached whale mom who's also his girlfriend. He calls her Nick, a fat strong dude. So I show up in my truck with my mexican friend and I run the piece of shit over, and then see that he's still moving and wriggling around like a gay centipede, so I back up the truck and this time the job is done. Then I use a forklift to lift the fat whore mother-girlfriend of BlackFag to the back of the truck, and fuck the fishshit out of that whale pussy. I notice out of the corner of my eye, my buddy, who's a homosexual gentleman, with his dick in the dead BlackFag's mouth while fingering the Fag's ass. I'm like fuck I need new friends, why the fuck am I hanging with this lunatic. Anyway I'm too busy fucking the whale, so I get back to business.

A few hours later, I was hungry from all the energy spent fucking, so I killed the whale and had a nice fish dinner. Looks like the BlackFag was still alive so I sliced off the parts of the whale that had my cum in it, and being the nice guy that I am, I went over to that ####, his whore of a mothers whale meat in hand, and I shove half down his throat and half up his ass, cuz I couldnt tell which was what. Then I step on his face multiple times until the asshole stops moving. Dead finally, the ####. Looks like the whale was herpes infested or something, it caused me to have the runs and I shit all over the BlackFag's face.

Next time you guys are in the McDonalds parking lot, and you see half eaten whale meat and some dead asshole laying next to it with some of it up his ass and diarrhea all over his face, you know the story.

[Schmoe Buster]

I once had an argument with some asshole who calls himself BlackFag. He calls himself that cuz he likes colored homosexuals with big thick cocks fucking him up his stupid twink phaggot ass. I have nothing against black people or homosexuals by the way. Anyway, this asshole loves posting on the internet how tough he is, and fake stories about how he fucks people up, so I said come on whore, lets meet and I will fuck you until you love me phaggot.

So he shows up with his beached whale mom who's also his girlfriend. He calls her Nick, a fat strong dude. So I show up in my truck with my mexican friend and I run the piece of shit over, and then see that he's still moving and wriggling around like a gay centipede, so I back up the truck and this time the job is done. Then I use a forklift to lift the fat whore mother-girlfriend of BlackFag to the back of the truck, and fuck the fishshit out of that whale pussy.

Anyway me and my buddy were hungry, so we killed the whale after I fucked it and had a nice fish dinner. Looks like the BlackFag was still alive so I sliced off the parts of the whale that had my cum in it, and being the nice guy that I am, I went over to that ####, his whore of a mothers whale meat in hand, and I shove half down his throat and half up his ass. Then I step on his face multiple times until the asshole stops moving. Dead finally, the ####. Looks like the whale was herpes infested or something, it caused me to have the runs and I shit all over the BlackFag's face.

Next time you guys are in the McDonalds parking lot, and you see half eaten whale meat and some dead asshole laying next to it with some of it up his ass and diarrhea all over his face, you know the story.