Have you ever had a fist fight with someone from a board?

[mahg]

I just modified the post with more details that I remembered. 

[mass 04]

A few years ago, I got a pm from a guy name "mahg". I wasn't really sure who he was but he said that he was doing a survey for "research purposes" and asked me if my dick was cut or uncut. I was a little freaked out, but I'm a man of science so i answered him (no homo). He replies back that photos would be helpful, flacid, erect, in tight Lycra hotpants etc..would help him out. I drew the line and told him sorry. He was upset but he kept getting weirder, asking me to describe my dog? What color her fur was and how she smelled. I thought it was weird until he told me he was from Asia and I realized it was normal behavior.

A few months go by and he pm's me again asking if it's normal for his Rolex to leave a green ring around his wrist. i told him no and he got really offended. I told him that it was probably a fake and that he spent his yearly hooker budget on a fake watch. He gets mad and then brings up how pissed he was that I didn't send a picture of my dick for his "research". I felt bad, it was obvious he had mommy issues. He asked me if I could meet him and settle this man to man.

I fly out there and a bus pulls up and out walks some skinny guy. Wispy moustache, acne scarred and weighing about 150. At first I thought he was a landscaper or something but it turns out this was my opponent. To my suprise, out behind him walked what I thought were woman. One weighed around 450lbs and was carrying a box of noodle soup. I'm like, wow a wild snorlax appears. Blocked by the view of Yokozuna were two more Asians. I was confused, this "mahg" had bigger tits than them both but his "lady friends" had bigger bulges and an Adam's apple.

Long story short, I kicked his ass, stole his 'Roolexx" kicked his lady boy's in the balls, stole his noodle soup, went to his mom's, we laughed at what a loser her son was, had a romantic Ramen Noodle dinner, and I fucked her raw until the sun came up.

[Spike]

A few years ago, I got a pm from a guy name "mahg". I wasn't really sure who he was but he said that he was doing a survey for "research purposes" and asked me if my dick was cut or uncut. I was a little freaked out, but I'm a man of science so i answered him (no homo). He replies back that photos would be helpful, flacid, erect, in tight Lycra hotpants etc..would help him out. I drew the line and told him sorry. He was upset but he kept getting weirder, asking me to describe my dog? What color her fur was and how she smelled. I thought it was weird until he told me he was from Asia and I realized it was normal behavior.

A few months go by and he pm's me again asking if it's normal for his Rolex to leave a green ring around his wrist. i told him no and he got really offended. I told him that it was probably a fake and that he spent his yearly hooker budget on a fake watch. He gets mad and then brings up how pissed he was that I didn't send a picture of my dick for his "research". I felt bad, it was obvious he had mommy issues. He asked me if I could meet him and settle this man to man.

I fly out there and a bus pulls up and out walks some skinny guy. Wispy moustache, acne scarred and weighing about 150. At first I thought he was a landscaper or something but it turns out this was my opponent. To my suprise, out behind him walked what I thought were woman. One weighed around 450lbs and was carrying a box of noodle soup. I'm like, wow a wild snorlax appears. Blocked by the view of Yokozuna were two more Asians. I was confused, this "mahg" had bigger tits than them both but his "lady friends" had bigger bulges and an Adam's apple.

Long story short, I kicked his ass, stole his 'Roolexx" kicked his lady boy's in the balls, stole his noodle soup, went to his mom's, we laughed at what a loser her son was, had a romantic Ramen Noodle dinner, and I fucked her raw until the sun came up.

Lmfao


irsih lad just got 'split up the back'.........time to join 'tad' in the IRA and run AKs and thrown in your posing truncks

[bigmc]

i once broke an alsatians back with a single karate chop just to prove i was a bad ass on the internetz

recently i flew 4000 miles to shoot the windscreen out of the hummer of a guy who disputed my arm measurements

true story 

[CalvinH]

A few years ago, I got a pm from a guy name "mahg". I wasn't really sure who he was but he said that he was doing a survey for "research purposes" and asked me if my dick was cut or uncut. I was a little freaked out, but I'm a man of science so i answered him (no homo). He replies back that photos would be helpful, flacid, erect, in tight Lycra hotpants etc..would help him out. I drew the line and told him sorry. He was upset but he kept getting weirder, asking me to describe my dog? What color her fur was and how she smelled. I thought it was weird until he told me he was from Asia and I realized it was normal behavior.

A few months go by and he pm's me again asking if it's normal for his Rolex to leave a green ring around his wrist. i told him no and he got really offended. I told him that it was probably a fake and that he spent his yearly hooker budget on a fake watch. He gets mad and then brings up how pissed he was that I didn't send a picture of my dick for his "research". I felt bad, it was obvious he had mommy issues. He asked me if I could meet him and settle this man to man.

I fly out there and a bus pulls up and out walks some skinny guy. Wispy moustache, acne scarred and weighing about 150. At first I thought he was a landscaper or something but it turns out this was my opponent. To my suprise, out behind him walked what I thought were woman. One weighed around 450lbs and was carrying a box of noodle soup. I'm like, wow a wild snorlax appears. Blocked by the view of Yokozuna were two more Asians. I was confused, this "mahg" had bigger tits than them both but his "lady friends" had bigger bulges and an Adam's apple.

Long story short, I kicked his ass, stole his 'Roolexx" kicked his lady boy's in the balls, stole his noodle soup, went to his mom's, we laughed at what a loser her son was, had a romantic Ramen Noodle dinner, and I fucked her raw until the sun came up.

 

[Dr Dutch]

I always curse the boardmembers when I drop a 20kg plate on my foot. Does that count ?

[dr.chimps]

Kegdrainer dispatched two of GetitONY's hired goons on his front porch. That's pretty badass.

[chaos]

Ha! I forgot about that one Dr C!

[OneMoreRep]

Have you ever had a fist fight with someone from a board?

I've never had a fist fight with anyone from this board, but I did have a sword fight with someone here.

"1"

[Kim Jong Bob]

A few years ago, I got a pm from a guy name "mahg". I wasn't really sure who he was but he said that he was doing a survey for "research purposes" and asked me if my dick was cut or uncut. I was a little freaked out, but I'm a man of science so i answered him (no homo). He replies back that photos would be helpful, flacid, erect, in tight Lycra hotpants etc..would help him out. I drew the line and told him sorry. He was upset but he kept getting weirder, asking me to describe my dog? What color her fur was and how she smelled. I thought it was weird until he told me he was from Asia and I realized it was normal behavior.

A few months go by and he pm's me again asking if it's normal for his Rolex to leave a green ring around his wrist. i told him no and he got really offended. I told him that it was probably a fake and that he spent his yearly hooker budget on a fake watch. He gets mad and then brings up how pissed he was that I didn't send a picture of my dick for his "research". I felt bad, it was obvious he had mommy issues. He asked me if I could meet him and settle this man to man.

I fly out there and a bus pulls up and out walks some skinny guy. Wispy moustache, acne scarred and weighing about 150. At first I thought he was a landscaper or something but it turns out this was my opponent. To my suprise, out behind him walked what I thought were woman. One weighed around 450lbs and was carrying a box of noodle soup. I'm like, wow a wild snorlax appears. Blocked by the view of Yokozuna were two more Asians. I was confused, this "mahg" had bigger tits than them both but his "lady friends" had bigger bulges and an Adam's apple.

Long story short, I kicked his ass, stole his 'Roolexx" kicked his lady boy's in the balls, stole his noodle soup, went to his mom's, we laughed at what a loser her son was, had a romantic Ramen Noodle dinner, and I fucked her raw until the sun came up.

lol at wild snorlax

[Firemuscle]

I once had an argument with some asshole who calls himself BlackFag. He calls himself that cuz he likes colored homosexuals with big thick cocks fucking him up his stupid twink phaggot ass. I have nothing against black people or homosexuals by the way. Anyway, this asshole loves posting on the internet how tough he is, and fake stories about how he fucks people up, so I said come on whore, lets meet and I will fuck you until you love me phaggot.

So he shows up with his beached whale mom who's also his girlfriend. He calls her Nick, a fat strong dude. So I show up in my truck with my mexican friend and I run the piece of shit over, and then see that he's still moving and wriggling around like a gay centipede, so I back up the truck and this time the job is done. Then I use a forklift to lift the fat whore mother-girlfriend of BlackFag to the back of the truck, and fuck the fishshit out of that whale pussy. I notice out of the corner of my eye, my buddy, who's a homosexual gentleman, with his dick in the dead BlackFag's mouth while fingering the Fag's ass. I'm like fuck I need new friends, why the fuck am I hanging with this lunatic. Anyway I'm too busy fucking the whale, so I get back to business.

A few hours later, I was hungry from all the energy spent fucking, so I killed the whale and had a nice fish dinner. Looks like the BlackFag was still alive so I sliced off the parts of the whale that had my cum in it, and being the nice guy that I am, I went over to that ####, his whore of a mothers whale meat in hand, and I shove half down his throat and half up his ass, cuz I couldnt tell which was what. Then I step on his face multiple times until the asshole stops moving. Dead finally, the ####. Looks like the whale was herpes infested or something, it caused me to have the runs and I shit all over the BlackFag's face.

Next time you guys are in the McDonalds parking lot, and you see half eaten whale meat and some dead asshole laying next to it with some of it up his ass and diarrhea all over his face, you know the story.

 Alright that was kind of funny.

 I guess you do have some talent. An occasional gem pops up between your shitty posts.

[Firemuscle]

I've never had a fist fight with anyone from this board, but I did have a sword fight with someone here.

"1"

 What's his screen name?

[kiwiol]

so I killed the whale and had a nice fish dinner

Whale = mammal, not fish.

HTH

[bigkubby]

bigkubby challenged chaos to a fight in the parking lot of the Kollusium when it was open but chaos was a no show...



.....besides why fight when you can just shoot out someones windshield.

thats right and he used the excuse that he ran into jack in the box looking for bigkubby and ordered a number too with a dingleberry shake . then the next time he said he went to the wrong koloseaum 

[big L dawg]

I went to fight some dude from the boards and ended up getting buttfucked by three dudes and a goat for my efforts. It's not worth it.

  haha hilarious

A few years ago, I got a pm from a guy name "mahg". I wasn't really sure who he was but he said that he was doing a survey for "research purposes" and asked me if my dick was cut or uncut. I was a little freaked out, but I'm a man of science so i answered him (no homo). He replies back that photos would be helpful, flacid, erect, in tight Lycra hotpants etc..would help him out. I drew the line and told him sorry. He was upset but he kept getting weirder, asking me to describe my dog? What color her fur was and how she smelled. I thought it was weird until he told me he was from Asia and I realized it was normal behavior.

A few months go by and he pm's me again asking if it's normal for his Rolex to leave a green ring around his wrist. i told him no and he got really offended. I told him that it was probably a fake and that he spent his yearly hooker budget on a fake watch. He gets mad and then brings up how pissed he was that I didn't send a picture of my dick for his "research". I felt bad, it was obvious he had mommy issues. He asked me if I could meet him and settle this man to man.

I fly out there and a bus pulls up and out walks some skinny guy. Wispy moustache, acne scarred and weighing about 150. At first I thought he was a landscaper or something but it turns out this was my opponent. To my suprise, out behind him walked what I thought were woman. One weighed around 450lbs and was carrying a box of noodle soup. I'm like, wow a wild snorlax appears. Blocked by the view of Yokozuna were two more Asians. I was confused, this "mahg" had bigger tits than them both but his "lady friends" had bigger bulges and an Adam's apple.

Long story short, I kicked his ass, stole his 'Roolexx" kicked his lady boy's in the balls, stole his noodle soup, went to his mom's, we laughed at what a loser her son was, had a romantic Ramen Noodle dinner, and I fucked her raw until the sun came up.

this thread is/can/will be the most entertaining of the young year with posts like this...

[Primemuscle]

A few years ago, I got a pm from a guy name "mahg". I wasn't really sure who he was but he said that he was doing a survey for "research purposes" and asked me if my dick was cut or uncut. I was a little freaked out, but I'm a man of science so i answered him (no homo). He replies back that photos would be helpful, flacid, erect, in tight Lycra hotpants etc..would help him out. I drew the line and told him sorry. He was upset but he kept getting weirder, asking me to describe my dog? What color her fur was and how she smelled. I thought it was weird until he told me he was from Asia and I realized it was normal behavior.

A few months go by and he pm's me again asking if it's normal for his Rolex to leave a green ring around his wrist. i told him no and he got really offended. I told him that it was probably a fake and that he spent his yearly hooker budget on a fake watch. He gets mad and then brings up how pissed he was that I didn't send a picture of my dick for his "research". I felt bad, it was obvious he had mommy issues. He asked me if I could meet him and settle this man to man.

I fly out there and a bus pulls up and out walks some skinny guy. Wispy moustache, acne scarred and weighing about 150. At first I thought he was a landscaper or something but it turns out this was my opponent. To my suprise, out behind him walked what I thought were woman. One weighed around 450lbs and was carrying a box of noodle soup. I'm like, wow a wild snorlax appears. Blocked by the view of Yokozuna were two more Asians. I was confused, this "mahg" had bigger tits than them both but his "lady friends" had bigger bulges and an Adam's apple.

Long story short, I kicked his ass, stole his 'Roolexx" kicked his lady boy's in the balls, stole his noodle soup, went to his mom's, we laughed at what a loser her son was, had a romantic Ramen Noodle dinner, and I fucked her raw until the sun came up.

Ever think about writing comedic fiction? You have excellent skills at it, judging from this little piece.

[wes]

LOL @ kiwiol and mass04!! 

[mahg]

Alright that was kind of funny.

 I guess you do have some talent. An occasional gem pops up between your shitty posts.

Thanks bro. 

[mahg]

A few years ago, I got a pm from a guy name "mahg". I wasn't really sure who he was but he said that he was doing a survey for "research purposes" and asked me if my dick was cut or uncut. I was a little freaked out, but I'm a man of science so i answered him (no homo). He replies back that photos would be helpful, flacid, erect, in tight Lycra hotpants etc..would help him out. I drew the line and told him sorry. He was upset but he kept getting weirder, asking me to describe my dog? What color her fur was and how she smelled. I thought it was weird until he told me he was from Asia and I realized it was normal behavior.

A few months go by and he pm's me again asking if it's normal for his Rolex to leave a green ring around his wrist. i told him no and he got really offended. I told him that it was probably a fake and that he spent his yearly hooker budget on a fake watch. He gets mad and then brings up how pissed he was that I didn't send a picture of my dick for his "research". I felt bad, it was obvious he had mommy issues. He asked me if I could meet him and settle this man to man.

I fly out there and a bus pulls up and out walks some skinny guy. Wispy moustache, acne scarred and weighing about 150. At first I thought he was a landscaper or something but it turns out this was my opponent. To my suprise, out behind him walked what I thought were woman. One weighed around 450lbs and was carrying a box of noodle soup. I'm like, wow a wild snorlax appears. Blocked by the view of Yokozuna were two more Asians. I was confused, this "mahg" had bigger tits than them both but his "lady friends" had bigger bulges and an Adam's apple.

Long story short, I kicked his ass, stole his 'Roolexx" kicked his lady boy's in the balls, stole his noodle soup, went to his mom's, we laughed at what a loser her son was, had a romantic Ramen Noodle dinner, and I fucked her raw until the sun came up.

Not too bad, but you're no mahg. 

[DK II]

Not too bad, but you're no fahg. 

fixed, you little queer.

[chaos]

thats right and he used the excuse that he ran into jack in the box looking for bigkubby and ordered a number too with a dingleberry shake . then the next time he said he went to the wrong koloseaum 

[mahg]

fixed, you little queer.

You're like a gay fly that wont go away, you keep trying to stick yourself up my ass. Bitch I will spray you dead if you dont go away and leave me the fuck alone you sorry son of a whoring kunt. 

[mahg]

I went to fight some dude from the boards and ended up getting buttfucked by three dudes and a goat for my efforts. It's not worth it.

This is the funniest thing I've read in a while.  

I commiserate though. 

[CalvinH]

thats right and he used the excuse that he ran into jack in the box looking for bigkubby and ordered a number too with a dingleberry shake . then the next time he said he went to the wrong koloseaum 

I forgot about the Jack in the Box excuse!

[Man of Steel]

I did, back in the year 2000.

 I was on a board all about tattoos and piercings and mody modification. Some asshole named "Ampallang4" kept talking shit to me (google the word ampallang).

 Anyway he was stalking me and getting in my business, being a total #girl. He was an admitted pedophile and an all around dirty scumbag.

 He lived in San Jose California. I happened to be going there for other reasons so I set up a meeting with him in a McDonalds parking lot.

 I show up there and wait. I'm with one buddy of mine. My buddy Nick, a fat strong dude.

 We wait for like 30 minutes and the dude doesn't show. Then all of a sudden a huge truck comes blasting into the parking lot and screeches to a stop. I see this "Ampallang" twat jump out of the truck acting like he's ready to fight. He has some short Mexican cholo looking guy with him. He is tattooed all over including his hands and his whole neck. His face is full of piercings. He's like 6'1 and skinny as a twig. Looks like some stupid crackhead, weak, ugly, and crazy looking.

 These two girls come at us yelling "Yeah what now. What now!!!" and both of them were holding empty wine bottles for weapons.

 They were hoping to scare us, hoping to make us run away. Instead, me and my buddy Nick just charged at them, ready to throw down.

 When me and Nick charged, these two pussies jump back in their truck and screech the fuck out of there. Total bitches. They were hoping to punk us out. But when they realized we were ready to throw down they ran away.

 On the message board afterwards this piece of shit starts lying, saying that he punked me and slapped me. So I offer to meet him again and he backpeddles. After a while he faded away from the board because people realized he was full of shit and he punked out like a bitch.

 This story is from 11 years ago. I would never do any shit like that nowadays. Back them I was crazy and angry, nowadys i'm just chillin'.  

 ANy of you ever fought someone from da internetz?

Actually you didn't have a fist fight; in fact, you didn't even have a fight.