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Title: Lebron's mom
Post by: Croatch on April 07, 2011, 12:39:37 PM
http://aol.sportingnews.com/nba/story/2011-04-07/lebron-james-mom-gloria-james-reportedly-arrested-for-assault?ncid=webmail (http://aol.sportingnews.com/nba/story/2011-04-07/lebron-james-mom-gloria-james-reportedly-arrested-for-assault?ncid=webmail)
Classy lady. ;)
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on April 07, 2011, 12:41:29 PM
Steroids
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: tendonitis on April 07, 2011, 12:48:05 PM
didn't she have sex with one of his teammates or some shit like that?
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 07, 2011, 12:49:41 PM
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.. lol
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on April 07, 2011, 12:51:47 PM
Steroids.
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Nails on April 07, 2011, 12:52:27 PM
so if lebron james is 26 .... that would make her BLACK mom what 36? 38?

i mean not too old, but still, NBA mom out chasing Penis at 4:30 in the morning, slapping around a cuban Valet  in miami isnt cool


BTW... anyone know why she got into it with G_Thang ?  ???
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 07, 2011, 12:59:11 PM
lol


lebron such a girl

but nice life
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Nails on April 07, 2011, 01:05:23 PM
 ::)


(http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/4/3/f/0/Gloria_James_3661.jpg?adImageId=12870729&imageId=1746926)
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: clownbaby on April 07, 2011, 01:08:45 PM
didn't she have sex with one of his teammates or some shit like that?

yeah, she boned delonte west, his old teammate on the cavaliers who is now on the boston celtics.  Would be interesting matchup but the heat might choke in the first round
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: jaejonna on April 07, 2011, 01:24:56 PM
What's the sayin again ?

You can take the monkey out the jungle but ...
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Nails on April 07, 2011, 01:33:28 PM
What's the sayin again ?

You can take the monkey out the jungle but ...

An asian will always cook it for dinner  ???
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Nails on April 07, 2011, 01:38:24 PM
The Penis Lebrons mom was dunking on


(http://kimoracochran.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/delonte-west.jpg)
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Parker on April 07, 2011, 01:50:43 PM
An asian will always cook it for dinner  ???
Black person:"What are we having for dinner?"

Asian (Chinese) Cook: "Monkey Stew..."

Black person: "I ain't eating 'Monkey Stew'. Besides, where is the monkey?"

Asian (Chinese) Cook: "Monkey is You!"
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 07, 2011, 01:50:50 PM
What's the sayin again ?

You can take the monkey out the jungle but ...

No, no, no....You cannot take the O-H-I-O out of the idiot.  :D
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Nails on April 07, 2011, 02:02:29 PM
G_Thang





(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/04/07/0407-slap-victim-ex-tmz-swipe.jpg)
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: TrapsMcLats on April 07, 2011, 02:31:25 PM
classic blacktions
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: KevinP85 on April 07, 2011, 02:45:54 PM
Black person:"What are we having for dinner?"

Asian (Chinese) Cook: "Monkey Stew..."

Black person: "I ain't eating 'Monkey Stew'. Besides, where is the monkey?"

Asian (Chinese) Cook: "Monkey is You!"


Hahahahahaha!! ;D
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Parker on April 07, 2011, 02:52:20 PM
Hahahahahaha!! ;D
I laughed when I thought it up, and laughed as I wrote it...
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Bobby on April 07, 2011, 03:13:22 PM
I laughed when I thought it up, and laughed as I wrote it...


ahaha that's funny! because the chinease will eat anything ;D
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: ManBearPig... on April 07, 2011, 04:36:49 PM
my friend (a cleveland cop) says lebron was known as the world's most famous crack baby.

any truth to his crackish origins?  did mom hit the pipe?
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 07, 2011, 04:52:25 PM
my friend (a cleveland cop) says lebron was known as the world's most famous crack baby.

any truth to his crackish origins?  did mom hit the pipe?

The way Lebrick feasts on his own fingernails, I'm guessing there's some truth to it.
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: YoungBlood on April 07, 2011, 09:09:16 PM
What's the sayin again ?

You can take the monkey out the jungle but ...

You can take the boy of the the ghetto, but you can't take the...
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: jaejonna on April 08, 2011, 06:03:06 AM
Black person:"What are we having for dinner?"

Asian (Chinese) Cook: "Monkey Stew..."

Black person: "I ain't eating 'Monkey Stew'. Besides, where is the monkey?"

Asian (Chinese) Cook: "Monkey is You!"


hahahaha
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: funk51 on April 08, 2011, 09:57:13 AM
http://aol.sportingnews.com/nba/story/2011-04-07/lebron-james-mom-gloria-james-reportedly-arrested-for-assault?ncid=webmail (http://aol.sportingnews.com/nba/story/2011-04-07/lebron-james-mom-gloria-james-reportedly-arrested-for-assault?ncid=webmail)
Classy lady. ;)
it's funny how these nba moms are. reminds  me of the allen iverson's  mom story. she was at philly airport and couldn't find her car an suv at the time she just left and bought a new car.ray allen's mom looks exactly like him only with hair on her head. car is probably still there for the taking.
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on April 08, 2011, 12:41:50 PM
As AI recently informed the cops, he doesn't care about the Lamborghini because he has 10 other cars like it.  Why is this guy playing in Turkey again?
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: _bruce_ on April 08, 2011, 12:43:06 PM
Black person:"What are we having for dinner?"

Asian (Chinese) Cook: "Monkey Stew..."

Black person: "I ain't eating 'Monkey Stew'. Besides, where is the monkey?"

Asian (Chinese) Cook: "Monkey is You!"


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Parker on April 08, 2011, 12:44:52 PM
As AI recently informed the cops, he doesn't care about the Lamborghini because he has 10 other cars like it.  Why is this guy playing in Turkey again?
Because he is too broke down to play here---he wasted all his talent being a thug, when he could of had a ring or two.

Just like Steve Francis is playing in China of all places---with a messed up ankle.
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on April 08, 2011, 12:46:22 PM
My point is that if you have 10 cars like that you better have 50 million in blue chips, not be slaving away in Turkey.
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Parker on April 08, 2011, 12:56:43 PM
My point is that if you have 10 cars like that you better have 50 million in blue chips, not be slaving away in Turkey.
Its he "had" 10 cars like that...and maybe he's "postering" thar he does...
Or maybe he does, and they are all paid for, he just needs to pay the bills. Funny, how he went from having a shoe deal with Reebok (the original "Answer" was nice), to a tatted up 5'10 former great (dude dated MJB)...
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2011, 12:58:33 PM
Because he is too broke down to play here---he wasted all his talent being a thug, when he could of had a ring or two.

Just like Steve Francis is playing in China of all places---with a messed up ankle.

Dude is still playin? Is Marbury still rocking those $25 shoes?  ??? What happened with Sprewell? I remember him turning down the Wolves offer of 3 years at $21 Mill and dude said, "How am i supposed to feed my family".
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Parker on April 08, 2011, 01:05:19 PM
Dude is still playin? Is Marbury still rocking those $25 shoes?  ??? What happened with Sprewell? I remember him turning down the Wolves offer of 3 years at $21 Mill and dude said, "How am i supposed to feed my family".
I don't really keep up with them. I remember seeing a article on Francis on yahoo, that he was in China...and I remember going to college with one of "girlfriends" or his "girlfriend". He got her a tan Landcruiser, she was a thick light skinned chick.
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2011, 01:08:30 PM
I don't really keep up with them. I remember seeing a article on Francis on yahoo, that he was in China...and I remember going to college with one of "girlfriends" or his "girlfriend". He got her a tan Landcruiser, she was a thick light skinned chick.

Sounds like what KG did with his women, but he was too dumb do get the cars back.  8) KG would buy these women Lexus's and put their name on the title, and then ask for the cars back when he was done with them. KG was always cool when he came through Haywood though.
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: che on April 08, 2011, 01:10:30 PM
Sounds like what KG did with his women, but he was too dumb do get the cars back.  8) KG would buy these women Lexus's and put their name on the title, and then ask for the cars back when he was done with them. KG was always cool when he came through Haywood though.
I love his music.

(http://www.verletras.com/fotos/Kenny%20G.jpg)
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2011, 01:16:36 PM
I love his music.

(http://www.verletras.com/fotos/Kenny%20G.jpg)


:D :D


Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Parker on April 08, 2011, 02:11:23 PM
I love his music.

(http://www.verletras.com/fotos/Kenny%20G.jpg)
Quickest way to put a woman to sleep---without screwing her...
0-Snore by the middle of a Kenny G song...
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 08, 2011, 08:41:15 PM
Is Kenny G a Jew?
Title: Re: Lebron's mom
Post by: Parker on April 08, 2011, 08:57:45 PM
Is Kenny G a Jew?
I don't know, but even he looks sleepy in that pic