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Croatch

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Lebron's mom
« on: April 07, 2011, 12:39:37 PM »
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Jadeveon Clowney

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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2011, 12:41:29 PM »
Steroids
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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2011, 12:48:05 PM »
didn't she have sex with one of his teammates or some shit like that?
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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2011, 12:49:41 PM »
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.. lol
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Jadeveon Clowney

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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2011, 12:51:47 PM »
Steroids.
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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2011, 12:52:27 PM »
so if lebron james is 26 .... that would make her BLACK mom what 36? 38?

i mean not too old, but still, NBA mom out chasing Penis at 4:30 in the morning, slapping around a cuban Valet  in miami isnt cool


BTW... anyone know why she got into it with G_Thang ?  ???
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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2011, 12:59:11 PM »
lol


lebron such a girl

but nice life
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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2011, 01:05:23 PM »
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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2011, 01:08:45 PM »
Quote from: tendonitis on April 07, 2011, 12:48:05 PM
didn't she have sex with one of his teammates or some shit like that?

yeah, she boned delonte west, his old teammate on the cavaliers who is now on the boston celtics.  Would be interesting matchup but the heat might choke in the first round
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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2011, 01:24:56 PM »
What's the sayin again ?

You can take the monkey out the jungle but ...
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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2011, 01:33:28 PM »
Quote from: jaejonna on April 07, 2011, 01:24:56 PM
What's the sayin again ?

You can take the monkey out the jungle but ...

An asian will always cook it for dinner  ???
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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2011, 01:38:24 PM »
The Penis Lebrons mom was dunking on


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Parker

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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2011, 01:50:43 PM »
Quote from: Nails on April 07, 2011, 01:33:28 PM
An asian will always cook it for dinner  ???
Black person:"What are we having for dinner?"

Asian (Chinese) Cook: "Monkey Stew..."

Black person: "I ain't eating 'Monkey Stew'. Besides, where is the monkey?"

Asian (Chinese) Cook: "Monkey is You!"
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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2011, 01:50:50 PM »
Quote from: jaejonna on April 07, 2011, 01:24:56 PM
What's the sayin again ?

You can take the monkey out the jungle but ...

No, no, no....You cannot take the O-H-I-O out of the idiot.  :D
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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2011, 02:02:29 PM »
G_Thang






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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2011, 02:31:25 PM »
classic blacktions
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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2011, 02:45:54 PM »
Quote from: GangstaLean on April 07, 2011, 01:50:43 PM
Black person:"What are we having for dinner?"

Asian (Chinese) Cook: "Monkey Stew..."

Black person: "I ain't eating 'Monkey Stew'. Besides, where is the monkey?"

Asian (Chinese) Cook: "Monkey is You!"


Hahahahahaha!! ;D
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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2011, 02:52:20 PM »
Quote from: KevinP85 on April 07, 2011, 02:45:54 PM
Hahahahahaha!! ;D
I laughed when I thought it up, and laughed as I wrote it...
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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2011, 03:13:22 PM »
Quote from: GangstaLean on April 07, 2011, 02:52:20 PM
I laughed when I thought it up, and laughed as I wrote it...


ahaha that's funny! because the chinease will eat anything ;D
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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2011, 04:36:49 PM »
my friend (a cleveland cop) says lebron was known as the world's most famous crack baby.

any truth to his crackish origins?  did mom hit the pipe?
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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2011, 04:52:25 PM »
Quote from: ManBearPig... on April 07, 2011, 04:36:49 PM
my friend (a cleveland cop) says lebron was known as the world's most famous crack baby.

any truth to his crackish origins?  did mom hit the pipe?

The way Lebrick feasts on his own fingernails, I'm guessing there's some truth to it.
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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2011, 09:09:16 PM »
Quote from: jaejonna on April 07, 2011, 01:24:56 PM
What's the sayin again ?

You can take the monkey out the jungle but ...

You can take the boy of the the ghetto, but you can't take the...
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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2011, 06:03:06 AM »
Quote from: GangstaLean on April 07, 2011, 01:50:43 PM
Black person:"What are we having for dinner?"

Asian (Chinese) Cook: "Monkey Stew..."

Black person: "I ain't eating 'Monkey Stew'. Besides, where is the monkey?"

Asian (Chinese) Cook: "Monkey is You!"


hahahaha
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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2011, 09:57:13 AM »
Quote from: Croatch on April 07, 2011, 12:39:37 PM
http://aol.sportingnews.com/nba/story/2011-04-07/lebron-james-mom-gloria-james-reportedly-arrested-for-assault?ncid=webmail
Classy lady. ;)
it's funny how these nba moms are. reminds  me of the allen iverson's  mom story. she was at philly airport and couldn't find her car an suv at the time she just left and bought a new car.ray allen's mom looks exactly like him only with hair on her head. car is probably still there for the taking.
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Jadeveon Clowney

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Re: Lebron's mom
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2011, 12:41:50 PM »
As AI recently informed the cops, he doesn't care about the Lamborghini because he has 10 other cars like it.  Why is this guy playing in Turkey again?
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