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Title: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 16, 2011, 02:10:27 AM: PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS TRUE?? ???

Think of a dirt-cheap vegetable you can buy at every greengrocers and supermarket. Put it in a juicer, give the juice to rats for three weeks, and watch their testosterone level rise by 314 percent. According to research done at Tabriz University in Iran, fresh onion juice raises testosterone levels as much as substances like nolvadex or clomid.

http://www.ergo-log.com/onionjuice.html
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: wes on April 16, 2011, 02:16:54 AM: <furiously rushes out to buy a truckload of onions>
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: wes on April 16, 2011, 02:20:42 AM: Quote from article:
" the testes of lab animals fed raw onion juice increase in size"

This means that now I can be hung like a lab rat instead of just an ordinary field mouse !!
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: WillGrant on April 16, 2011, 02:23:39 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/Ttqvz.jpg)
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 16, 2011, 02:25:11 AM: Quote from: WillGrant on April 16, 2011, 02:23:39 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ttqvz.jpg)
;D
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: wes on April 16, 2011, 02:30:44 AM: ;D
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: DK II on April 16, 2011, 02:32:22 AM: Quote
Ten other rats got 0.5 g per kg bodyweight of onion juice, which was pumped into their stomachs using a tube.

tbombz is going to love this.
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: Dr Kincaid on April 16, 2011, 02:43:56 AM: Quote from: DK II on April 16, 2011, 02:32:22 AM

tbombz is going to love this.

yeah what was that thing he had going on about not brushing his teeth for some twisted reason.
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: DK II on April 16, 2011, 02:49:27 AM: Quote from: Dr Kincaid on April 16, 2011, 02:43:56 AM
yeah what was that thing he had going on about not brushing his teeth for some twisted reason.

Because he enjoyed the taste of cock too much to brush it away? ::) ::)
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: _bruce_ on April 16, 2011, 04:08:49 AM: Quote from: WillGrant on April 16, 2011, 02:23:39 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ttqvz.jpg)

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: muscularny on April 16, 2011, 05:43:07 AM: how long before a ugl sells onion juice ready for injection
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on April 16, 2011, 05:45:24 AM: "Research" done in Iran seems solid.
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: FREAKgeek on April 16, 2011, 07:37:44 AM: Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on April 16, 2011, 05:45:24 AM
"Research" done in Iran seems solid.

perhaps onion was mistaken for goat semen in the translation
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: Dr Dutch on April 16, 2011, 07:50:51 AM: You wouldn't believe the farting these rats went through.
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: mass243 on April 16, 2011, 07:52:44 AM: Hhha, can you imagine how much one should consume onion juice to raise his test levels LOL ;D

Barrel per day :-X
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 16, 2011, 02:19:41 PM: Quote from: mass243 on April 16, 2011, 07:52:44 AM
Hhha, can you imagine how much one should consume onion juice to raise his test levels LOL ;D

Barrel per day :-X

Around 1/3 to 1/2 Cup according to the study.
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on April 16, 2011, 02:22:08 PM: Do we have anything from Somalian scientists? I find them a little bit more credible than Iranian ones.
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 16, 2011, 02:43:19 PM: Quote from: Jadeveon Clowney on April 16, 2011, 02:22:08 PM
Do we have anything from Somalian scientists? I find them a little bit more credible than Iranian ones.

hahahah ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 16, 2011, 04:43:56 PM: If true, onions are also one of the best things you can give your liver. I think the problem would be walking around stinking like you lived in Dubai India
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 16, 2011, 04:45:24 PM: Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on April 16, 2011, 04:43:56 PM
If true, onions are also one of the best things you can give your liver. I think the problem would be walking around stinking like you lived in Dubai India

hahahhaha....

Got a juicer, and got some onions but I'm scared ;D
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: FREAKgeek on April 16, 2011, 04:47:48 PM: That's got to be the most nasty tasting shit ever if you do it.
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: MAXX on April 16, 2011, 05:07:25 PM: what substance in it makes testosteron levels raise?
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on April 16, 2011, 06:19:36 PM: Testosterona, Trenbolona, Onionona
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: DK II on April 16, 2011, 06:41:31 PM: sarcasm tried that already, but with Burger King onion rings. Didn't work.
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: mass 04 on April 16, 2011, 06:45:14 PM: Quote from: DK II on April 16, 2011, 02:32:22 AM

tbombz is going to love this.
He'll do it anally, "just to be sure".
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: DK II on April 16, 2011, 06:50:10 PM: Quote from: mass 04 on April 16, 2011, 06:45:14 PM
He'll do it anally, "just to be sure".

yes, when you feed from the mouth, things might miss the stomach, it's safer to stick a tube up your ass and put some more food intoyour stomach from the backdoor... :-X :-X

Feels like a deep tissue massage....
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: Disgusted on April 16, 2011, 07:20:31 PM: Look for onions to be illegal by the end of the year. For the sake of the children.
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: DK II on April 16, 2011, 07:35:03 PM: Quote from: Disgusted on April 16, 2011, 07:20:31 PM
Look for onions to be illegal by the end of the year. For the sake of the children.

McDonald's banning onions from their burgers will be the first step.

You should only feed your kids Coca-Cola and chocolate, two of the safest foods ever. And when they get hungry in between, let them smoke a cigarette, it's a good appetite suppressant. :-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: Disgusted on April 16, 2011, 07:59:30 PM: This is no laughing matter. There will be hundreds no thousands of children boys and girls overdosing on onions. There will be an epidemic of young children going thru puberty at an early age all for the sake of getting bigger muscles and with the goal of performance enhancement!!! We need to put in place a safe guard to stop this potential health destroying DRUG!! My first suggestion would be for parents to preform a breath test on their children each day until the government can come up with a solution to save the children. God help us all. :'(
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: DK II on April 16, 2011, 08:04:17 PM: "Onion Rage made me kill my parents!!" :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: Disgusted on April 16, 2011, 08:10:05 PM: There will be underground labs purifying this stuff making it hundreds of times more potent. I'm betting we will be hearing of people indiscriminately chopping onions right in their kitchen out in the open!!
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: Disgusted on April 16, 2011, 08:48:50 PM: I fear they will be starting the habit young. :-[
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: muscularny on April 17, 2011, 05:40:52 AM: Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on April 16, 2011, 06:19:36 PM
Testosterona, Trenbolona, Onionona

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: Garb316HHH on April 21, 2011, 06:13:49 AM: Oniona and that picture of 1 out of 3 people made me laugh ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: WillGrant on April 21, 2011, 06:19:52 AM: (http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z77/maki-chan1492/891848_o.gif)
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: Xerxes on April 21, 2011, 06:48:03 AM: time to up the dosage
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: lovemonkey on April 21, 2011, 07:00:15 AM: If this really is true, I might actually consider drinking shameful amounts of it ;D
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: Xerxes on April 21, 2011, 07:07:50 AM: Quote from: lovemonkey on April 21, 2011, 07:00:15 AM
If this really is true, I might actually consider drinking shameful amounts of it ;D
I'm starting my half an onion a day cycle now
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: lovemonkey on April 21, 2011, 07:15:46 AM: Quote from: Xerxes on April 21, 2011, 07:07:50 AM
I'm starting my half an onion a day cycle now

Be careful bro, my dad died while drinking onion juice.
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: DK II on April 21, 2011, 07:25:11 AM: Quote from: Xerxes on April 21, 2011, 07:07:50 AM
I'm starting my half an onion a day cycle now

Have some broccoli juice ready for PCT. ::) ::)
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: Xerxes on April 21, 2011, 07:31:53 AM: Quote from: lovemonkey on April 21, 2011, 07:15:46 AM
Be careful bro, my dad died while drinking onion juice.
Quote from: DK II on April 21, 2011, 07:25:11 AM
Have some broccoli juice ready for PCT. ::) ::)

thanks for your concern bros
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: DK II on April 21, 2011, 07:33:13 AM: Quote from: Xerxes on April 21, 2011, 07:31:53 AM
thanks for your concern bros

Health authorities are already tracking you down.... :o :o

Be careful.
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: Nirvana on April 21, 2011, 08:05:29 AM: (http://www.mindwafers.com/uploads/2/6/5/2/2652351/1005563.jpg)

close enough
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: CalvinH on April 21, 2011, 08:36:57 AM: On my way to Outback for a bloomin onion!
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on April 21, 2011, 08:47:17 AM: Quote from: Nirvana on April 21, 2011, 08:05:29 AM
(http://www.mindwafers.com/uploads/2/6/5/2/2652351/1005563.jpg)

close enough

I LOVE these !!!! Can eat them by the bag !
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: Secret Stack on April 21, 2011, 11:21:58 AM: Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on April 16, 2011, 06:19:36 PM
Testosterona, Trenbolona, Onionona
for this you get a nice big LOL ;D
that was good.
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: tlc on April 21, 2011, 11:27:43 AM: Quote from: Secret Stack on April 21, 2011, 11:21:58 AM
for this you get a nice big LOL ;D
that was good.

Agreed, cheers for the lol JimmyJam.
Title: Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
Post by: littleguns on April 21, 2011, 04:21:56 PM