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Roger Bacon

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Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« on: April 16, 2011, 02:10:27 AM »
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS TRUE?? ???

Think of a dirt-cheap vegetable you can buy at every greengrocers and supermarket. Put it in a juicer, give the juice to rats for three weeks, and watch their testosterone level rise by 314 percent. According to research done at Tabriz University in Iran, fresh onion juice raises testosterone levels as much as substances like nolvadex or clomid.

http://www.ergo-log.com/onionjuice.html
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2011, 02:16:54 AM »
<furiously rushes out to buy a truckload of onions>
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2011, 02:20:42 AM »
Quote from article:
" the testes of lab animals fed raw onion juice increase in size"

This means that now I can be hung like a lab rat instead of just an ordinary field mouse !!
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2011, 02:23:39 AM »
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2011, 02:25:11 AM »
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2011, 02:30:44 AM »
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2011, 02:32:22 AM »
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Ten other rats got 0.5 g per kg bodyweight of onion juice, which was pumped into their stomachs using a tube.


tbombz is going to love this.
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2011, 02:43:56 AM »
Quote from: DK II on April 16, 2011, 02:32:22 AM

tbombz is going to love this.

yeah what was that thing he had going on about not brushing his teeth for some twisted reason.
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2011, 02:49:27 AM »
Quote from: Dr Kincaid on April 16, 2011, 02:43:56 AM
yeah what was that thing he had going on about not brushing his teeth for some twisted reason.

Because he enjoyed the taste of cock too much to brush it away?  ::) ::)
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2011, 04:08:49 AM »
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2011, 05:43:07 AM »
how long before a ugl sells onion juice ready for injection
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2011, 05:45:24 AM »
"Research" done in Iran seems solid.
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2011, 07:37:44 AM »
Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on April 16, 2011, 05:45:24 AM
"Research" done in Iran seems solid.

perhaps onion was mistaken for goat semen in the translation
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2011, 07:50:51 AM »
You wouldn't believe the farting these rats went through.
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2011, 07:52:44 AM »
Hhha, can you imagine how much one should consume onion juice to raise his test levels LOL  ;D

Barrel per day  :-X
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Roger Bacon

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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2011, 02:19:41 PM »
Quote from: mass243 on April 16, 2011, 07:52:44 AM
Hhha, can you imagine how much one should consume onion juice to raise his test levels LOL  ;D

Barrel per day  :-X

Around 1/3 to 1/2 Cup according to the study.
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2011, 02:22:08 PM »
Do we have anything from Somalian scientists?  I find them a little bit more credible than Iranian ones.
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2011, 02:43:19 PM »
Quote from: Jadeveon Clowney on April 16, 2011, 02:22:08 PM
Do we have anything from Somalian scientists?  I find them a little bit more credible than Iranian ones.

hahahah  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2011, 04:43:56 PM »
If true, onions are also one of the best things you can give your liver. I think the problem would be walking around stinking like you lived in Dubai India
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2011, 04:45:24 PM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on April 16, 2011, 04:43:56 PM
If true, onions are also one of the best things you can give your liver. I think the problem would be walking around stinking like you lived in Dubai India

hahahhaha....

Got a juicer, and got some onions but I'm scared  ;D
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2011, 04:47:48 PM »
That's got to be the most nasty tasting shit ever if you do it.
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2011, 05:07:25 PM »
what substance in it makes testosteron levels raise?
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2011, 06:19:36 PM »
Testosterona, Trenbolona, Onionona
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2011, 06:41:31 PM »
sarcasm tried that already, but with Burger King onion rings. Didn't work.
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Re: Onion Juice Rasies Test AS MUCH AS NOLVADEX and CLOMID???
« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2011, 06:45:14 PM »
Quote from: DK II on April 16, 2011, 02:32:22 AM

tbombz is going to love this.
He'll do it anally, "just to be sure".
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