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Title: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 23, 2011, 09:38:34 PM
Throwing some arrows?

Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Jeffro on April 23, 2011, 09:45:57 PM
Your mom likes when I dart my tongue in and out of her anus.
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 23, 2011, 09:47:45 PM
Your mom likes when I dart my tongue in and out of her anus.

it was something, "jeffro"?
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: BIG ACH on April 23, 2011, 09:48:39 PM
True story:  My father-in-law has a dart board in his bedroom, a couple of years back, he would not let my mother-in-law go to sleep until she threw a bullseye, she would get so frustrated and if she tried to sleep he would keep bugging her until she got up and threw darts lolll
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Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 23, 2011, 09:49:11 PM
nah fucks up my warm beer..... come to think of it i dont like warm beer either
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Post by: doison on April 23, 2011, 09:50:05 PM
Amazing athletes.
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Post by: chaos on April 23, 2011, 09:51:02 PM
Amazing athletes.
Who's more athletic......bbers or dart throwers?
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 23, 2011, 09:51:19 PM
Amazing athletes.

what they can do is nothing short of phenomenal.

5 hours a day many of the pros practice.
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: BILL ANVIL on April 23, 2011, 10:10:14 PM
I spend my Saturday nights at home watching darts by myself. I find it very exhilarating .
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: jwb on April 23, 2011, 10:19:52 PM
Surprising darts isn't a huge sport in America.

Fatties can become rich and famous.
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Game Time on April 23, 2011, 11:11:30 PM
I don't even know what happened there...Why was that so special? Not to mock, I could not do that. Dont know the rules etc
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: freespirit on April 23, 2011, 11:15:00 PM
Surprising darts isn't a huge sport in America.

Fatties can become rich and famous.

True.  :D
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: WillGrant on April 23, 2011, 11:17:46 PM
I don't even know what happened there...Why was that so special? Not to mock, I could not do that. Dont know the rules etc
Blacks are naturaly good at this sport as it's refered to "chucking spears"
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 23, 2011, 11:20:42 PM
I don't even know what happened there...Why was that so special? Not to mock, I could not do that. Dont know the rules etc

The best dart you can throw in darts is triple 20 (the small red bit in the 20)

The fewest darts you can throw to win a single match is 9 darts.

It is very very rare that someone throws 9 perfect darts in a row. Kind of like a pitcher throwing a perfect game. Phil Taylor did it not once, but twice in the World Championship final against James Wade.
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 23, 2011, 11:27:55 PM
Your mom likes when I dart my tongue in and out of her anus.

You did that wrong idiot, it should have been: "Your mom likes to dart her tongue in and out of my anus."
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Tapeworm on April 23, 2011, 11:29:44 PM
I'm more of a playing cards into a tophat man.
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Post by: Meso_z on April 23, 2011, 11:34:49 PM
Your mom likes my dart.
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 23, 2011, 11:37:01 PM
Blacks are naturaly good at this sport as it's refered to "chucking spears"
tee hee
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: GraniteCityDon on April 24, 2011, 01:25:53 AM
Phil Taylor did it not once, but twice in the World Championship final against James Wade.

It was the Premier League final mate, Wade has yet to make a world final
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Dr Dutch on April 24, 2011, 01:34:20 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 24, 2011, 01:57:37 AM
It was the Premier League final mate, Wade has yet to make a world final

 :(
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 24, 2011, 02:07:19 AM
:)
Thanks for 'promoting' us  :-X
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: local hero on April 24, 2011, 03:34:39 AM
its just like watching snooker, can be very exciting or very boring..... its fun when the pressure is on the the game just dissolves,,,, like hanging on a double to win a match and taking 5 or 6 shots each, or it can go the other way and they raise there game as taylor has almost every year...

dutch throw too fast
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: kiwiol on April 24, 2011, 03:39:05 AM
:(

Sounds like you love the cork
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 24, 2011, 03:57:53 AM
its just like watching snooker, can be very exciting or very boring..... its fun when the pressure is on the the game just dissolves,,,, like hanging on a double to win a match and taking 5 or 6 shots each, or it can go the other way and they raise there game as taylor has almost every year...

dutch throw too fast

It's in our genes. We can't sit still and are always in a hurry, except for hot sundays like these. No laidback society here.
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 24, 2011, 04:02:29 AM
any foosball players here ???
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 24, 2011, 05:38:27 AM
We play a game called "Lives" for money.

Very simple and quick.....throw three darts for score , then the next guy has to beat it or he loses a "life"...You get three lives. if you top his score...you are safe and then he has to top yours.

So were playing and it comes down to me and another dude with $800 in the pot after everyone else got knocked out

Two lives apiece. .

he throws a ton-40

I throw a ton-80

He throws a ton-60


I throw another ton-80

he throws a ton even, I throw a ton-40 and win the game.

That was some fucking DARTS.    8)
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Hulkotron on April 24, 2011, 09:14:43 AM
Most Getbiggers prefer to throw hands rather than darts, and/or butt-darts.
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: YoungBlood on April 24, 2011, 09:18:02 AM


Been quite awhile, but years ago my team and I won a league championship at a local pub. Since then all I've really done is clean house during the Super Bowl parties across the street.
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Dr Dutch on April 24, 2011, 09:23:46 AM
Most Getbiggers prefer to throw hands rather than darts, and/or butt-darts.
But most prefer throwing dwarfs..
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on April 24, 2011, 09:27:23 AM
Used to play alot of darts. Our local pro was Paul Lim, fucking dude was lights out.

I remember watching some matches on like ESPN 14 and there was this gravely voiced Irish announcer. He was the best, thought he'd pop a nut everytime someone hit 180
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 24, 2011, 12:24:24 PM
Used to play alot of darts. Our local pro was Paul Lim, fucking dude was lights out.

I remember watching some matches on like ESPN 14 and there was this gravely voiced Irish announcer. He was the best, thought he'd pop a nut everytime someone hit 180

I used to play a lot too, back in my Barfly days. I played for the Viking pub. ...we were a powerhouse in the tournaments.  This bar was was like Dart central. You walked in and all along the main wall were 5 pristine darts boards lined up with guys constantly shooting.

To a regular person I'm an insane dart player, and I was nothing special  on this team.....we had guys that just don't miss, ever. its freaky to watch.

 I threw 32 gram hand grenades.....short barrel and shaft. I don't know how guys throw these 21 gram little feathers....they are all over the place for me.

Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Hulkotron on April 24, 2011, 12:39:03 PM
I used to play a lot too, back in my Barfly days. I played for the Viking pub. ...we were a powerhouse in the tournaments.  This bar was was like Dart central. You walked in and all along the main wall were 5 pristine darts boards lined up with guys constantly shooting.

To a regular person I'm an insane dart player, and I was nothing special  on this team.....we had guys that just don't miss, ever. its freaky to watch.

 I threw 32 gram hand grenades.....short barrel and shaft. I don't know how guys throw these 21 gram little feathers....they are all over the place for me.



What are the physical characteristics of a good dart player?
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: local hero on April 24, 2011, 01:38:47 PM
they never spill a pint, smooth delivery to the lips, slow negative back to the table...
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 24, 2011, 01:49:20 PM
What are the physical characteristics of a good dart player?

Huge Cock
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: stormshadow on April 24, 2011, 01:55:38 PM
True story:  My father-in-law has a dart board in his bedroom, a couple of years back, he would not let my mother-in-law go to sleep until she threw a bullseye, she would get so frustrated and if she tried to sleep he would keep bugging her until she got up and threw darts lolll

Your woman should use a similar strategy to make you get a nose job
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on April 24, 2011, 01:58:51 PM
True story:  My father-in-law has a dart board in his bedroom, a couple of years back, he would not let my mother-in-law go to sleep until she threw a bullseye, she would get so frustrated and if she tried to sleep he would keep bugging her until she got up and threw darts lolll

What were you doing in their bedroom while your mother-in-law was trying to sleep?  This story is very weird.
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Hulkotron on April 24, 2011, 02:37:49 PM
Check out my new avatar guys
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on April 24, 2011, 02:52:48 PM
Check out my new avatar guys

Maybe in a billion years when a shark evolves a pair of lungs and legs to chase the bear on land.
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 24, 2011, 03:07:56 PM
What are the physical characteristics of a good dart player?

(http://www.deaddog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/2880270147-11095a03d2.jpg)
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: MAXX on April 24, 2011, 03:09:05 PM
out of all these small wierd sports armwrestling is the coolest  8)



Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on April 24, 2011, 03:11:05 PM
But most prefer throwing dwarfs..

People treat The Coach cruelly.
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 24, 2011, 03:13:02 PM
out of all these small wierd sports armwrestling is the coolest  8)


I wouldn't be surprised if armwrestling is more popular (fans & sponsors) than our glorious 'sport'
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: MAXX on April 24, 2011, 03:20:19 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if armwrestling is more popular (fans & sponsors) than our glorious 'sport'
It's not.

Allthough lately it has been aired on eurosport ocasionally. Always something.
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Hulkotron on April 24, 2011, 03:22:15 PM
The best arm wrestling movie (Over The Top) is better than the best bodybuilding movie (Pumping Iron).  It also has onlyme in it.
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: MAXX on April 24, 2011, 03:27:04 PM
The best arm wrestling movie (Over The Top) is better than the best bodybuilding movie (Pumping Iron).  It also has onlyme in it.
haha that movie is cheesy as hell.

"pulling john" is pretty good. and more like pumping iron in the sense that it's a 'docudrama'
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 24, 2011, 03:27:25 PM
It's not.

Allthough lately it has been aired on eurosport ocasionally. Always something.
Eurosport brings back good memories, they broadcasted the '91 NPC nationals with Levrone. Do they still broadcast BB?
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Parker on April 24, 2011, 04:15:48 PM
out of all these small wierd sports armwrestling is the coolest  8)




Mr. GH hands himself...
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 24, 2011, 04:16:11 PM
I used to play a lot too, back in my Barfly days. I played for the Viking pub. ...we were a powerhouse in the tournaments.  This bar was was like Dart central. You walked in and all along the main wall were 5 pristine darts boards lined up with guys constantly shooting.

To a regular person I'm an insane dart player, and I was nothing special  on this team.....we had guys that just don't miss, ever. its freaky to watch.

 I threw 32 gram hand grenades.....short barrel and shaft. I don't know how guys throw these 21 gram little feathers....they are all over the place for me.



Hi Phil Taylor  ::)
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Army of One on April 24, 2011, 04:30:32 PM
Phil Taylor is a friend of mine, true story.
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Parker on April 24, 2011, 05:17:38 PM
Anybody really, really good at pool...
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: BILL ANVIL on April 24, 2011, 06:11:42 PM
armwrestling is the shit, good way to pass the time in the bar and is competitive and fun too. Favorite way to cheat is the headbutt.
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Nirvana on April 24, 2011, 07:02:28 PM
IRL

I've never seen a dartboard that didn't have more holes in the wall than on the board.
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 24, 2011, 08:11:41 PM
Hi Phil Taylor  ::)

Never heard of the guy.

Is it really so hard to believe that I'm good at darts?  I started playing in my basement as a kid and I liked it....and its like anything  else, put in the time you get good.

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Post by: Parker on April 24, 2011, 08:27:42 PM
armwrestling is the shit, good way to pass the time in the bar and is competitive and fun too. Favorite way to cheat is the headbutt.
In college, I found out what happens when you mix tiny wrist joints, straight bar bicep curls, and arm wrestling with your room mate...excruciating pain in which you cannot open a door, and you are holding your hands like some sort of deformed gimp.
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: local hero on April 25, 2011, 01:55:08 AM
armwrestling is the shit, good way to pass the time in the bar and is competitive and fun too. Favorite way to cheat is the headbutt.

if your built and ever go on holiday in an arab country you will forever be challenged to arm wrestling by every bar tender and waiter you meet.....
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: GraniteCityDon on April 25, 2011, 03:53:04 AM
I was throwing in practice one night before our match started and it must have been easily below zero outside. One of the lads came in freezing cold, took off his jacket and immediately threw an 11 darter. Sick darts, he's a counties player also but their captain has won the local championship for 18 out of the last 20 years (he retired for 2). He was offered a place in the BDO years back (before PDC started) but his wife wouldnt have him travelling all week so he politely declined. Eejit.

BTW Phil Taylor is Darts answer to Jordan, Pele, Tyson etc.
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Power on April 25, 2011, 06:56:25 AM
Surprising darts isn't a huge sport in America.

Fatties can become rich and famous.

Yes but it involves math.  We are too lazy to add.  Best left to the Asians.     ;)
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: local hero on April 25, 2011, 12:20:14 PM
wonder why snooker never took off over there either, they could ram 1000's of commercials in during the legs..

snooker is a hard sport to play, you think your great knocking pool balls all over the place, then you manage to have a run more than a few balls on a full size snooker table
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Post by: bradistani on April 25, 2011, 12:45:32 PM
wonder why snooker never took off over there either, they could ram 1000's of commercials in during the legs..

snooker is a hard sport to play, you think your great knocking pool balls all over the place, then you manage to have a run more than a few balls on a full size snooker table

cos snooker requires an attention span. and let's face it. snooker can be boring as fuck lol

darts, on the other hand, is one of the most fun spectator 'sports' there is.

you can tell this is getbig when someone bullshits about having a nine dart finish for big money  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 25, 2011, 02:19:41 PM
cos snooker requires an attention span. and let's face it. snooker can be boring as fuck lol

darts, on the other hand, is one of the most fun spectator 'sports' there is.

you can tell this is getbig when someone bullshits about having a nine dart finish for big money  ;D ;D ;D

No bullshit. . Its not like a did that every day...I was lights out that game. That's why I remember it 20 years later.

You guys crack me up. Someone brings up darts, I've played my entire life so I add to the thread...and I'm "lying"

"Only on Getbig" ...indeed
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 25, 2011, 02:26:32 PM
Never heard of the guy.

Is it really so hard to believe that I'm good at darts?  I started playing in my basement as a kid and I liked it....and its like anything  else, put in the time you get good.



Thats like a basketball player saying they have never heard of Michael Jordan. American's are so ignorant  :-\
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 25, 2011, 02:35:35 PM
Thats like a basketball player saying they have never heard of Michael Jordan. American's are so ignorant  :-\

Did he play 20 years ago when I was into it?
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 25, 2011, 02:45:23 PM
Did he play 20 years ago when I was into it?

Yep. 15 time world champion. Absolutely dominated darts.

Maybe watch the video in the very first post of this thread  ::)
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 25, 2011, 02:51:08 PM
Yep. 15 time world champion. Absolutely dominated darts.

Maybe watch the video in the very first post of this thread  ::)

I rarely click vids....ill look at it


What weight do you throw ?
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Post by: BILL ANVIL on April 25, 2011, 03:02:49 PM
hey Doink what was it like being a jacked dart player?
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 25, 2011, 03:10:41 PM
hey Doink what was it like being a jacked dart player?

Dart groupies rule
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: Hulkotron on April 25, 2011, 03:19:01 PM
Dart groupies rule

Haha, this post made me think of that guy a year or two ago who was a trucker and posting tall tails about how a bunch of red-hot dimes hang out around the truckstops waiting the fuck the daylights out of all the truckers, lol.

I searched for it but couldn't find it  :'(
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 25, 2011, 07:20:12 PM
I rarely click vids....ill look at it


What weight do you throw ?

Throwing 21's at the moment. Far too light tho. Been meaning to get some 24's or 26's.
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: bradistani on April 26, 2011, 02:21:37 AM
No bullshit. . Its not like a did that every day...I was lights out that game. That's why I remember it 20 years later.

You guys crack me up. Someone brings up darts, I've played my entire life so I add to the thread...and I'm "lying"

"Only on Getbig" ...indeed

i believe ya  :P

Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: CalvinH on April 26, 2011, 06:05:23 AM
Dart groupies rule


Golf groupies are better....they have more money ;)
Title: Re: Anyone likes darts?
Post by: bradistani on April 26, 2011, 06:10:03 AM
your typical darts groupie

(http://www.fitbuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bingo-wings.jpg)
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Post by: The Grim Lifter on April 26, 2011, 06:12:14 AM
your typical darts groupie

(http://www.fitbuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bingo-wings.jpg)

Vince Basile should take up Darts
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Post by: Tapeworm on April 26, 2011, 07:27:33 AM
Lawn bowls, bitches!