Author Topic: Anyone likes darts? (Read 6571 times)

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #25 on:** April 24, 2011, 04:02:29 AM »

any foosball players here

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #26 on:** April 24, 2011, 05:38:27 AM »

We play a game called "Lives" for money.

Very simple and quick.....throw three darts for score , then the next guy has to beat it or he loses a "life"...You get three lives. if you top his score...you are safe and then he has to top yours.

So were playing and it comes down to me and another dude with $800 in the pot after everyone else got knocked out

Two lives apiece. .

he throws a ton-40

I throw a ton-80

He throws a ton-60

I throw another ton-80

he throws a ton even, I throw a ton-40 and win the game.

That was some fucking DARTS.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #27 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:14:43 AM »

Most Getbiggers prefer to throw hands rather than darts, and/or butt-darts.

YoungBlood · « **Reply #28 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:18:02 AM »

Been quite awhile, but years ago my team and I won a league championship at a local pub. Since then all I've really done is clean house during the Super Bowl parties across the street.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #29 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:23:46 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on April 24, 2011, 09:14:43 AM

Most Getbiggers prefer to throw hands rather than darts, and/or butt-darts.

But most prefer throwing dwarfs..

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #30 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:27:23 AM »

Used to play alot of darts. Our local pro was Paul Lim, fucking dude was lights out.

I remember watching some matches on like ESPN 14 and there was this gravely voiced Irish announcer. He was the best, thought he'd pop a nut everytime someone hit 180

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #31 on:** April 24, 2011, 12:24:24 PM »

Quote from: airosol on April 24, 2011, 09:27:23 AM

Used to play alot of darts. Our local pro was Paul Lim, fucking dude was lights out.

I remember watching some matches on like ESPN 14 and there was this gravely voiced Irish announcer. He was the best, thought he'd pop a nut everytime someone hit 180

I used to play a lot too, back in my Barfly days. I played for the Viking pub. ...we were a powerhouse in the tournaments. This bar was was like Dart central. You walked in and all along the main wall were 5 pristine darts boards lined up with guys constantly shooting.

To a regular person I'm an insane dart player, and I was nothing special on this team.....we had guys that just don't miss, ever. its freaky to watch.

I threw 32 gram hand grenades.....short barrel and shaft. I don't know how guys throw these 21 gram little feathers....they are all over the place for me.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #32 on:** April 24, 2011, 12:39:03 PM »

Quote from: Groink on April 24, 2011, 12:24:24 PM

I used to play a lot too, back in my Barfly days. I played for the Viking pub. ...we were a powerhouse in the tournaments. This bar was was like Dart central. You walked in and all along the main wall were 5 pristine darts boards lined up with guys constantly shooting.

To a regular person I'm an insane dart player, and I was nothing special on this team.....we had guys that just don't miss, ever. its freaky to watch.

I threw 32 gram hand grenades.....short barrel and shaft. I don't know how guys throw these 21 gram little feathers....they are all over the place for me.

What are the physical characteristics of a good dart player?

local hero · « **Reply #33 on:** April 24, 2011, 01:38:47 PM »

they never spill a pint, smooth delivery to the lips, slow negative back to the table...

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #34 on:** April 24, 2011, 01:49:20 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on April 24, 2011, 12:39:03 PM

What are the physical characteristics of a good dart player?

Huge Cock

stormshadow · « **Reply #35 on:** April 24, 2011, 01:55:38 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on April 23, 2011, 09:48:39 PM

True story: My father-in-law has a dart board in his bedroom, a couple of years back, he would not let my mother-in-law go to sleep until she threw a bullseye, she would get so frustrated and if she tried to sleep he would keep bugging her until she got up and threw darts lolll

Your woman should use a similar strategy to make you get a nose job

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #36 on:** April 24, 2011, 01:58:51 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on April 23, 2011, 09:48:39 PM

True story: My father-in-law has a dart board in his bedroom, a couple of years back, he would not let my mother-in-law go to sleep until she threw a bullseye, she would get so frustrated and if she tried to sleep he would keep bugging her until she got up and threw darts lolll

What were you doing in their bedroom while your mother-in-law was trying to sleep? This story is very weird.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #37 on:** April 24, 2011, 02:37:49 PM »

Check out my new avatar guys

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #38 on:** April 24, 2011, 02:52:48 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on April 24, 2011, 02:37:49 PM

Check out my new avatar guys

Maybe in a billion years when a shark evolves a pair of lungs and legs to chase the bear on land.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #39 on:** April 24, 2011, 03:07:56 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on April 24, 2011, 12:39:03 PM

What are the physical characteristics of a good dart player?

MAXX · « **Reply #40 on:** April 24, 2011, 03:09:05 PM »

out of all these small wierd sports armwrestling is the coolest

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #41 on:** April 24, 2011, 03:11:05 PM »

Quote from: dutchguy on April 24, 2011, 09:23:46 AM

But most prefer throwing dwarfs..

People treat The Coach cruelly.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #42 on:** April 24, 2011, 03:13:02 PM »

Quote from: MAXX on April 24, 2011, 03:09:05 PM

out of all these small wierd sports armwrestling is the coolest

I wouldn't be surprised if armwrestling is more popular (fans & sponsors) than our glorious 'sport'

MAXX · « **Reply #43 on:** April 24, 2011, 03:20:19 PM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on April 24, 2011, 03:13:02 PM

I wouldn't be surprised if armwrestling is more popular (fans & sponsors) than our glorious 'sport'

It's not.

Allthough lately it has been aired on eurosport ocasionally. Always something.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #44 on:** April 24, 2011, 03:22:15 PM »

The best arm wrestling movie (Over The Top) is better than the best bodybuilding movie (Pumping Iron). It also has onlyme in it.

MAXX · « **Reply #45 on:** April 24, 2011, 03:27:04 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on April 24, 2011, 03:22:15 PM

The best arm wrestling movie (Over The Top) is better than the best bodybuilding movie (Pumping Iron). It also has onlyme in it.

haha that movie is cheesy as hell.

"pulling john" is pretty good. and more like pumping iron in the sense that it's a 'docudrama'

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #46 on:** April 24, 2011, 03:27:25 PM »

Quote from: MAXX on April 24, 2011, 03:20:19 PM

It's not.

Allthough lately it has been aired on eurosport ocasionally. Always something.

Eurosport brings back good memories, they broadcasted the '91 NPC nationals with Levrone. Do they still broadcast BB?

Parker · « **Reply #47 on:** April 24, 2011, 04:15:48 PM »

Quote from: MAXX on April 24, 2011, 03:09:05 PM

out of all these small wierd sports armwrestling is the coolest

Mr. GH hands himself...

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #48 on:** April 24, 2011, 04:16:11 PM »

Quote from: Groink on April 24, 2011, 12:24:24 PM

I used to play a lot too, back in my Barfly days. I played for the Viking pub. ...we were a powerhouse in the tournaments. This bar was was like Dart central. You walked in and all along the main wall were 5 pristine darts boards lined up with guys constantly shooting.

To a regular person I'm an insane dart player, and I was nothing special on this team.....we had guys that just don't miss, ever. its freaky to watch.

I threw 32 gram hand grenades.....short barrel and shaft. I don't know how guys throw these 21 gram little feathers....they are all over the place for me.

Hi Phil Taylor

Army of One · « **Reply #49 on:** April 24, 2011, 04:30:32 PM »

Phil Taylor is a friend of mine, true story.