Author Topic: Anyone likes darts? (Read 6527 times)

nzmusclemonster · « **on:** April 23, 2011, 09:38:34 PM »

Throwing some arrows?

Jeffro · « **Reply #1 on:** April 23, 2011, 09:45:57 PM »

Your mom likes when I dart my tongue in and out of her anus.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #2 on:** April 23, 2011, 09:47:45 PM »

Quote from: Jeffro on April 23, 2011, 09:45:57 PM

Your mom likes when I dart my tongue in and out of her anus.

it was something, "jeffro"?

BIG ACH · « **Reply #3 on:** April 23, 2011, 09:48:39 PM »

True story: My father-in-law has a dart board in his bedroom, a couple of years back, he would not let my mother-in-law go to sleep until she threw a bullseye, she would get so frustrated and if she tried to sleep he would keep bugging her until she got up and threw darts lolll

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2011, 09:49:11 PM »

nah fucks up my warm beer..... come to think of it i dont like warm beer either

doison · « **Reply #5 on:** April 23, 2011, 09:50:05 PM »

Amazing athletes.

chaos · « **Reply #6 on:** April 23, 2011, 09:51:02 PM »

Quote from: doison on April 23, 2011, 09:50:05 PM

Amazing athletes.

Who's more athletic......bbers or dart throwers?

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #7 on:** April 23, 2011, 09:51:19 PM »

Quote from: doison on April 23, 2011, 09:50:05 PM

Amazing athletes.

what they can do is nothing short of phenomenal.

5 hours a day many of the pros practice.

BILL ANVIL · « **Reply #8 on:** April 23, 2011, 10:10:14 PM »

I spend my Saturday nights at home watching darts by myself. I find it very exhilarating .

jwb · « **Reply #9 on:** April 23, 2011, 10:19:52 PM »

Surprising darts isn't a huge sport in America.

Fatties can become rich and famous.

Game Time · « **Reply #10 on:** April 23, 2011, 11:11:30 PM »

I don't even know what happened there...Why was that so special? Not to mock, I could not do that. Dont know the rules etc

freespirit · « **Reply #11 on:** April 23, 2011, 11:15:00 PM »

Quote from: jwb on April 23, 2011, 10:19:52 PM

Surprising darts isn't a huge sport in America.

Fatties can become rich and famous.

True.

WillGrant · « **Reply #12 on:** April 23, 2011, 11:17:46 PM »

Quote from: Game Time on April 23, 2011, 11:11:30 PM

I don't even know what happened there...Why was that so special? Not to mock, I could not do that. Dont know the rules etc

Blacks are naturaly good at this sport as it's refered to "chucking spears"

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #13 on:** April 23, 2011, 11:20:42 PM »

Quote from: Game Time on April 23, 2011, 11:11:30 PM

I don't even know what happened there...Why was that so special? Not to mock, I could not do that. Dont know the rules etc

The best dart you can throw in darts is triple 20 (the small red bit in the 20)

The fewest darts you can throw to win a single match is 9 darts.

It is very very rare that someone throws 9 perfect darts in a row. Kind of like a pitcher throwing a perfect game. Phil Taylor did it not once, but twice in the World Championship final against James Wade.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #14 on:** April 23, 2011, 11:27:55 PM »

Quote from: Jeffro on April 23, 2011, 09:45:57 PM

Your mom likes when I dart my tongue in and out of her anus.

You did that wrong idiot, it should have been: "Your mom likes to dart her tongue in and out of my anus."

Tapeworm · « **Reply #15 on:** April 23, 2011, 11:29:44 PM »

I'm more of a playing cards into a tophat man.

Meso_z · « **Reply #16 on:** April 23, 2011, 11:34:49 PM »

Your mom likes my dart.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #17 on:** April 23, 2011, 11:37:01 PM »

Quote from: WillGrant on April 23, 2011, 11:17:46 PM

Blacks are naturaly good at this sport as it's refered to "chucking spears"

tee hee

GraniteCityDon · « **Reply #18 on:** April 24, 2011, 01:25:53 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 23, 2011, 11:20:42 PM

Phil Taylor did it not once, but twice in the World Championship final against James Wade.

It was the Premier League final mate, Wade has yet to make a world final

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #19 on:** April 24, 2011, 01:34:20 AM »

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2011, 01:57:37 AM »

Quote from: GraniteCityDon on April 24, 2011, 01:25:53 AM

It was the Premier League final mate, Wade has yet to make a world final

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #21 on:** April 24, 2011, 02:07:19 AM »

Quote from: dutchguy on April 24, 2011, 01:34:20 AM

Thanks for 'promoting' us

local hero · « **Reply #22 on:** April 24, 2011, 03:34:39 AM »

its just like watching snooker, can be very exciting or very boring..... its fun when the pressure is on the the game just dissolves,,,, like hanging on a double to win a match and taking 5 or 6 shots each, or it can go the other way and they raise there game as taylor has almost every year...

dutch throw too fast

kiwiol · « **Reply #23 on:** April 24, 2011, 03:39:05 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 24, 2011, 01:57:37 AM

Sounds like you love the cork

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #24 on:** April 24, 2011, 03:57:53 AM »

Quote from: local hero on April 24, 2011, 03:34:39 AM

its just like watching snooker, can be very exciting or very boring..... its fun when the pressure is on the the game just dissolves,,,, like hanging on a double to win a match and taking 5 or 6 shots each, or it can go the other way and they raise there game as taylor has almost every year...

dutch throw too fast

It's in our genes. We can't sit still and are always in a hurry, except for hot sundays like these. No laidback society here.