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Slamming the weights?
Wearing mouth piece?
Yelling at people?
Grunting?
Smash the mirrow?
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discuss
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Slamming the weights?
Wearing mouth piece?
Yelling at people?
Grunting?
Smash the mirrow?
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discuss
Here's a few you forgot:
Wear knit cap?
Wear work boots?
Use chalk to do calf raises?
Carry a gym bag full of training gear and supplements?
1 gallon water bottle?
Stalking around the gym between sets?
Drive a lifted pickup to the gym?
Wear your hoodie (with hood on)?
Swear and yell encouraging catch phrases at yourself between sets?
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Shadow box with 10lb dumbbells in front of the mirror?
Karate kick the pads attached to the equipment in front of you?
Run in place (high knee) + add in a few jumping jacks between your benchpress sets?
Get the hardcore partner to yell and slap your face before your last lift?
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Shit your pants in the middle of an ass-2-grass 135 lb squat. :-[
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Urinate behind the standing calf press machine?
Face farting a guy who tries a PR on the bench press?
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With any less than three muscle tears you can't even begin to consider yourself hardcore.
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Hardcore enough to curl in the squat rack
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if only your muscles would become bigger i would do these things
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if only your muscles would become bigger i would do these things
Shitting your pants while squatting definitively builds your anal sphincter.
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Shitting your pants while squatting definitively builds your anal sphincter.
Wouldn't that be an example of muscle failure?
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Wouldn't that be an example of muscle failure?
Doing it in rest-pause style performing lunges would make a nice impression in the gym.
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Shit your pants in the middle of an ass-2-grass 135 lb squat. :-[
I've got to try that one...that is the best!!!!!
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I bring a loaded AK and double Glock's every time I go to train with me, JUST CAUSE.
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I like to start my workouts by giving everyone in the locker room a proper Charles Manson death stare before going out into the free weight area.
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I like to start my workouts by giving everyone in the locker room a proper Charles Manson death stare before going out into the free weight area.
Announce the presence with authoritay!
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If I want to go pure hardcore I put on an extra small thong backwards , slip into a Hello Kitty tube top to expose my abs, jump on the hip abductor machine and squeeze so hard that by nutsack bulging out of the thong looks like a busted can of biscuits.
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I like to start my workouts by giving everyone in the locker room a proper Charles Manson death stare before going out into the free weight area.
:D
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LOL @ the pic
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I run around screaming and randomly headbutting anyone in my vicinity before taclinkg each gruelling set !!
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HI Branch Warren
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(http://oi55.tinypic.com/2ron6mo.jpg)
haha, pure gold!!
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No bull-s**t's Hard-Core right here! ;D
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Did you remember to put "big" in front of your name?
Do you have any of the following tats in the style of Flames, Kanji, Tribals, or the old classic Superman S.
If you Powerlift, do you or can you:
1) Have a flame beanie?
2) Have a odd Goatee or unkept beard and 'stache combo.
3) Can you quote Louie Simmons and train "Westside" without training there.
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If you train 5/3/1 or Starting Strength can you hang off Rippetoe's or Wendler's nuts hard enough while trying to achive a bw x 5 squat?
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Train Crossfit? Sorry too hardcore.
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You should see how mad I get when after my workout my gym doesn't have my favorite smoothie flavor >:(
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I go to the gym, pick things up then put them down in a hardcore way.
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No bull-s**t's Hard-Core right here! ;D
Spotter looks like someone you can really trust in cause you miss the lift.
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No bull-s**t's Hard-Core right here! ;D
kid should have jumped up on the bar to give him some forced reps when big guy gave him shit.
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the spotter is his son. ;D
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well i did 45 min on the elliptical the other day...
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3 foot long gym bag stuffed with 10lb containers...
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this is pretty hardcore
;D
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Urinate behind the standing calf press machine?
Face farting a guy who tries a PR on the bench press?
lol
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Doc martens
cutoff BDU's
and I grunt.
I will fuck your world up.
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after benching 945lbs for reps, I throw all 20 plates + the bar at the women on the cycles in the spin room.
If any of them appear to still be alive after, I whip out my cock and finish the job
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I wear a mouthguard and have never been to the same gym more than once because I literally tear it to the ground with the extinction-level intensity of my workouts.
I also wear a cape.
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Slamming the weights?
Wearing mouth piece?
Yelling at people?
Grunting?
Smash the mirrow?
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discuss
Discuss or disgust? You're joking, right? Slow day over there or what? ;D
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I'm so hardcore that I walk around the men's locker room butt naked with my cock dangling around and wait for fools to stare at my package to then only say, "You are sooo GAY!".
I also proceed to go into the sauna and sit with my legs spread out completely while sporting a semi hard on.
I also shower with the curtains completely open.
As I walk out the gym, I stare at men in the face as they go in for that last rep.
Nothing soft here man, just hardcore man stuff..
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I'm so hardcore that I walk around the men's locker room butt naked with my cock dangling around and wait for fools to stare at my package to then only say, "You are sooo GAY!".
I also proceed to go into the sauna and sit with my legs spread out completely while sporting a semi hard on.
I also shower with the curtains completely open.
As I walk out the gym, I stare at men in the face as they go in for that last rep.
Nothing soft here man, just hardcore man stuff..
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ha ha, i remember that time when you said how some guy told you to close the curtains and you turned around slowly with a huge boner, and he just ran off, lol.
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ha ha, i remember that time when you said how some guy told you to close the curtains and you turned around slowly with a huge boner, and he just ran off, lol.
Every now and then I get an asshole or two that pretends to be "tough".
I remember a particular time when I was showering at the gym and had brought in my little, pink, water-resistant, radio and had little Richard's Tooty Fruity blasting out loud. This one jerk had a problem with me showering with the curtains wide open. He kept yelling from across the stalls and I just would tell him that if he didn't like it, he could simply keep his curtains fully closed, while not bothering to look my way.
He kept bitching at me, "Faggot this and faggot that, and homo this, bringing it back to homo that etc..". At one point, I just gave him my ass to stare at for a good 5 minutes, while singing Tooty Fruity outloud (and slowly masturbating, without gesturing too much). In the meantime, he kept bitching and yelling, saying things like, "look at this homo, fucking faggot!".
Once he was done and turned off his shower, I jerked it on overdrive and as soon as he stepped out of his cubby, I turned around and came all over his damp body.
You know what he did?
He stood there like a little faggot and had nothing to say or do.
I told him that if he were man enough, he would come over and fuck the shit out of me. Like a coward, he said he is going to report me to the gym owner. I told him that if he were to do that, I would make a big stink and tell the entire gym how I came on him and he stood there and took it like a real man.
Till this day, that man doesn't have the courage to look at me in the face.
Fucking faggot..
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ROFL
1 you're my favorite homosexual
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Once he was done and turned off his shower, I jerked it on overdrive and as soon as he stepped out of his cubby, I turned around and came all over his damp body.
You know what he did?
He stood there like a little faggot and had nothing to say or do.
I told him that if he were man enough, he would come over and fuck the shit out of me. Like a coward, he said he is going to report me to the gym owner. I told him that if he were to do that, I would make a big stink and tell the entire gym how I came on him and he stood there and took it like a real man.
Till this day, that man doesn't have the courage to look at me in the face.
Fucking faggot..
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LMFAO! ;D
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ROFL
1 you're my favorite homosexual
Thank you.
It is posters like yourself that give me the strength to keep posting here.
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Thank you.
It is posters like yourself that give me the strength to keep posting here.
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Keep up the good work big gay guy!
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I'm so "hardcore" for recovery I eat iron and shit nails
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I'm so hardcore, I don't like to drop the bar even when I'm doing snatches, cleans, clean and jerks and the like. :-[
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We need to get this mofo on some upright rows.
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Discuss or disgust? You're joking, right? Slow day over there or what? ;D
How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
And How Hard Soft Are You in the gym room?
;D
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I wear a mouthguard and have never been to the same gym more than once because I literally tear it to the ground with the extinction-level intensity of my workouts.
I also wear a cape.
Hahaha! badass :)
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Hardcore enough to lift some weights and get out of there.
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Use chalk to do calf raises?
;D
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i just fucked up my back, so i'm not doing shit for a while.
fuck it hurts.
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1. wife beater (ironed of course)
2. TapOut hat (flat bill, cocked to side)
3. knee wraps for inclines
4. wirst wraps for hack squats
5. and 20 set of wrist curls daily
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Hardcore enough to lift some weights and get out of there.
pussie
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With any less than three muscle tears you can't even begin to consider yourself hardcore.
(http://www.zonecapone.com/main_background2.jpg)
Should get shot.