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How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« on: April 29, 2011, 05:44:46 AM »
Slamming the weights?

Wearing mouth piece?

Yelling at people?

Grunting?

Smash the mirrow?
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discuss


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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2011, 05:53:42 AM »
Slamming the weights?

Wearing mouth piece?

Yelling at people?

Grunting?

Smash the mirrow?
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discuss




Here's a few you forgot:

Wear knit cap?

Wear work boots?

Use chalk to do calf raises?

Carry a gym bag full of training gear and supplements?

1 gallon water bottle?

Stalking around the gym between sets?

Drive a lifted pickup to the gym?

Wear your hoodie (with hood on)?

Swear and yell encouraging catch phrases at yourself between sets?




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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2011, 06:04:11 AM »
Shadow box with 10lb dumbbells in front of the mirror?

Karate kick the pads attached to the equipment in front of you?

Run in place (high knee) + add in a few jumping jacks between your benchpress sets?

Get the hardcore partner to yell and slap your face before your last lift?

 

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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2011, 06:10:46 AM »
Shit your pants in the middle of an ass-2-grass 135 lb squat.  :-[

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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2011, 06:13:52 AM »
Urinate behind the standing calf press machine?

Face farting a guy who tries a PR on the bench press?

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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2011, 06:15:59 AM »
With any less than three muscle tears you can't even begin to consider yourself hardcore.


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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2011, 06:20:59 AM »
Hardcore enough to curl in the squat rack

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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2011, 06:32:56 AM »
if only your muscles would become bigger i would do these things

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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2011, 06:34:39 AM »
if only your muscles would become bigger i would do these things
Shitting your pants while squatting definitively builds your anal sphincter.

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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2011, 06:39:25 AM »
Shitting your pants while squatting definitively builds your anal sphincter.

Wouldn't that be an example of muscle failure?

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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2011, 06:49:25 AM »
Wouldn't that be an example of muscle failure?
Doing it in rest-pause style performing lunges would make a nice impression in the gym.

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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2011, 06:54:42 AM »
Shit your pants in the middle of an ass-2-grass 135 lb squat.  :-[

I've got to try that one...that is the best!!!!!






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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2011, 06:57:19 AM »
I bring a loaded AK and double Glock's every time I go to train with me, JUST CAUSE.

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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2011, 08:57:31 AM »
I like to start my workouts by giving everyone in the locker room a proper Charles Manson death stare before going out into the free weight area.

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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2011, 09:01:44 AM »
I like to start my workouts by giving everyone in the locker room a proper Charles Manson death stare before going out into the free weight area.

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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2011, 09:36:07 AM »
If I want to go pure hardcore I put on an extra small thong backwards , slip into a Hello Kitty tube top to expose my abs, jump on the hip abductor machine and squeeze so hard that by nutsack bulging out of the thong looks like a busted can of biscuits.

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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2011, 09:50:33 AM »
I like to start my workouts by giving everyone in the locker room a proper Charles Manson death stare before going out into the free weight area.
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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2011, 10:24:10 AM »
I run around screaming and randomly headbutting anyone in my vicinity before taclinkg each gruelling set !!

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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2011, 10:28:12 AM »
HI Branch Warren

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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2011, 10:31:50 AM »

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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2011, 10:36:26 AM »
No bull-s**t's Hard-Core right here! ;D


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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2011, 10:39:22 AM »
Did you remember to put "big" in front of your name?

Do you have any of the following tats in the style of Flames, Kanji, Tribals, or the old classic Superman S.

If you Powerlift, do you or can you:

1) Have a flame beanie?

2) Have a odd Goatee or unkept beard and 'stache combo.

3) Can you quote Louie Simmons and train "Westside" without training there.

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If you train 5/3/1 or Starting Strength can you hang off Rippetoe's or Wendler's nuts hard enough while trying to achive a bw x 5 squat?

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Train Crossfit? Sorry too hardcore.

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Re: How Hard-Core Are You in the gym?
« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2011, 10:49:16 AM »
You should see how mad I get when after my workout my gym doesn't have my favorite smoothie flavor >:(