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Title: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 04:26:15 AM
You know the worst kinds of dumps are the ones when you are endlessly wiping your ass. Which kinds of foods ensure a clean, quick and efficient dump and ass wiping?
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 05, 2011, 04:27:41 AM
Vegan food, lots of fiber. When I was a vegan, I hardly needed any toiletpaper.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 04:30:42 AM
Vegan food, lots of fiber. When I was a vegan, I hardly needed any toiletpaper.

Vegan=antibbing!
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 05, 2011, 04:36:21 AM
Vegan=antibbing!
Indeed. Now I use toilet paper like there's no tomorrow.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: polychronopolous on May 05, 2011, 04:39:44 AM
Vegan food, lots of fiber. When I was a vegan, I hardly needed any toiletpaper.

Yeah I would probably change my technique and wipe back to front if I was living that kind of lifestyle.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 04:40:25 AM
Indeed. Now I use toilet paper like there's no tomorrow.

Damn shame you can't have both...
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: _bruce_ on May 05, 2011, 05:04:09 AM
Depends on your digestion - different food for different folks.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: kiwiol on May 05, 2011, 05:06:40 AM
Why do we men fold toilet paper while women scrunch them?
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 05:19:21 AM
Why do we men fold toilet paper while women scrunch them?

Women don't take dumps.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: breakmore on May 05, 2011, 05:23:45 AM
Burrito
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Meso_z on May 05, 2011, 05:26:28 AM
I use    BlackFagRedAnus moms mouth as a toilet. As for paper, she uses her tongue to clean my hole.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: kiwiol on May 05, 2011, 05:28:24 AM
Women don't take dumps.

Pretty sure the ugly ones do
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 05:29:12 AM
Pretty sure the ugly ones do

Yes, only the ugly ones!
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Meso_z on May 05, 2011, 05:31:21 AM
Women don't take dumps.
I want to believe... ;D
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Parker on May 05, 2011, 05:32:47 AM
And you wonder why that Chinese girl wouldnt date you...

But, I'll play along...a diet with a lot of carbs, specifically potatoes---they slide right out...
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Tito24 on May 05, 2011, 05:37:54 AM
every man should have a toilet slut that licks off your ass when ur done.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 05:39:57 AM
every man should have a toilet slut that licks off your ass when ur done.

That's disgusting Mars... :-X
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 05, 2011, 05:49:38 AM
And you wonder why that Chinese girl wouldnt date you...

But, I'll play along...a diet with a lot of carbs, specifically potatoes---they slide right out...

Seriously.

You're gross, Sad Sack.....we get the concept  ::)
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Donny on May 05, 2011, 06:02:40 AM
sick bastards
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: tendonitis on May 05, 2011, 06:02:56 AM
Deicide, can you let us know how long before you'll be leaving again?
A lot of us would like to know.

Thanks
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 06:05:09 AM
Deicide, can you let us know how long before you'll be leaving again?
A lot of us would like to know.

Thanks

When life becomes more fulfilling again. I usually only come to getbig because it is so negative and depressing in order to amplify my own feelings of negativity and depression.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: FREAKgeek on May 05, 2011, 06:14:01 AM
You know the worst kinds of dumps are the ones when you are endlessly wiping your ass. Which kinds of foods ensure a clean, quick and efficient dump and ass wiping?

It's mostly stuff without fiber, like fast foods. Fast foods are a double edged sword though. They can bring on total diarrhea havok like taco bell, or dry ass turd constipation that only takes a single wipe.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 06:14:47 AM
It's mostly stuff without fiber, like fast foods. Fast foods are a double edged sword though. They can bring on total diarrhea havok like taco bell, or dry ass turd constipation that only takes a single wipe.

I don't know; I had a healthy stuff yesterday and it took forever today...oh well.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: w8m8 on May 05, 2011, 06:15:13 AM
sick bastards



I love this forum... :D


LOL  ;D


Brit humour ... I love it !!
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Butterbean on May 05, 2011, 06:20:00 AM
Why do we men fold toilet paper while women scrunch them?

lol I've never thought about this before!  If women took dumps anyway.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 06:20:40 AM
lol I've never thought about this before!  If women took dumps anyway.

You're lucky you don't, it's messy business. :-\
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 05, 2011, 06:23:25 AM
If you do a diagnostic here, you'll conclude that this is not a vegan's bathroom.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 06:24:20 AM
If you do a diagnostic here, you'll conclude that this is not a vegan's bathroom.

lol
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: kiwiol on May 05, 2011, 06:25:14 AM
lol I've never thought about this before!

I saw that question somewhere online. It easily joins other unanswerable, timeless questions like "Is Ronnie better than Dorian?" and "What is 48/2(9+3) equal to?"
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 05, 2011, 06:27:29 AM
 :D

(http://www.oddfilms.com/blog/media/trainspotting-toilet.jpg)
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Devon97 on May 05, 2011, 06:28:04 AM
Deicide,

I eat the same stuff basically every day and my wiping varies.

However I always wet the toilet paper in the sink prior to wiping, it cuts down in the number of wipes & amount of paper used.

If I'm about to get in the shower I don't see a need to wipe at all.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: CalvinH on May 05, 2011, 06:29:14 AM
:D

(http://www.oddfilms.com/blog/media/trainspotting-toilet.jpg)


Where's the pic of Tim Robbins when he came out of the tunnel at the end of "Shawshank" ??? 8)
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 06:31:11 AM
Deicide,

I eat the same stuff basically every day and my wiping varies.

However I always wet the toilet paper in the sink prior to wiping, it cuts down in the number of wipes & amount of paper used.

If I'm about to get in the shower I don't see a need to wipe at all.

Really? Not at all?
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Butterbean on May 05, 2011, 06:31:20 AM
You're lucky you don't, it's messy business. :-\

Thank goodness!
 
Sometimes I have dreams that I'm in a disgusting public bathroom...much worse than what dutchguy posted.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Butterbean on May 05, 2011, 06:32:21 AM
I saw that question somewhere online. It easily joins other unanswerable, timeless questions like "Is Ronnie better than Dorian?" and "What is 48/2(9+3) equal to?"

Yes, and why do men face the shower head and women face away?
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 05, 2011, 06:34:10 AM
It wasn't such a great idea after all to try out the vacuum pose while taking a dump...
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 06:34:18 AM
Yes, and why do men face the shower head and women face away?

This is a blatant and horrendous generalisation.

I demand an apology! >:(
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Butterbean on May 05, 2011, 06:37:06 AM
This is a blatant and horrendous generalisation.

I demand an apology! >:(

I think the only males that do have an extra X Chromosome.

I'm sorry!
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: polychronopolous on May 05, 2011, 06:39:40 AM
I like to hold off for about two or three days between dumps to build up the girth of the turds so it hits the prostate gland better when I finally go.

It's like a great deep tissue massage except it's coming out of your ass.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: CalvinH on May 05, 2011, 06:42:33 AM
Yes, and why do men face the shower head and women face away?


Why would you face away ???

....broads are so weird ::)
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Butterbean on May 05, 2011, 06:43:30 AM

Why would you face away ???

....broads are so weird ::)

I don't know I just do.  Maybe so the water isn't running in my eyes.

Do you fold?
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: newmom on May 05, 2011, 06:44:56 AM
I face away only when I wash my hair.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 05, 2011, 06:46:19 AM
Best thread all year. Beans Falcon can confirm.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Butterbean on May 05, 2011, 06:47:07 AM
I face away only when I wash my hair.

Right.  To rinse the shampoo and to rinse the conditioner.   Men face it or twirl around while rinsing.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: CalvinH on May 05, 2011, 06:47:27 AM
I don't know I just do.  Maybe so the water isn't running in my eyes.

Do you fold?


Yes.



....how come broads are about saving the ozone and being "green" but everytime they are in the bathroom they use  at least 1/2 a roll of tp. ???
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: newmom on May 05, 2011, 06:48:17 AM
Right.  To rinse the shampoo and to rinse the conditioner.   Men face it or twirl around while rinsing.

I always face the shower head. If water gets in your eyes, move the nozzle
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Donny on May 05, 2011, 06:49:57 AM
Do girls shit such big turds as men??
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: kiwiol on May 05, 2011, 06:50:09 AM

Yes.



....how come broads are about saving the ozone and being "green" but everytime they are in the bathroom they use  at least 1/2 a roll of tp. ???

Because most of them are full of shit
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: CalvinH on May 05, 2011, 06:51:01 AM
Because most of them are full of shit



Oh snap :o ;D
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Butterbean on May 05, 2011, 06:51:28 AM



....how come broads are about saving the ozone and being "green"

I'm not.


Yes.


but everytime they are in the bathroom they use  at least 1/2 a roll of tp. ???

Women like to make sure they are clean, SkiddoH
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 05, 2011, 06:52:33 AM
Do girls shit such big turds as men??
Yes, but only in the shower, when they turn away.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Wiggs on May 05, 2011, 06:53:49 AM
I'm not.

Women like to make sure they are clean, SkiddoH

lol ;D
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: newmom on May 05, 2011, 06:54:00 AM

Yes.



....how come broads are about saving the ozone and being "green" but everytime they are in the bathroom they use  at least 1/2 a roll of tp. ???

I don't think that's true at all. Sure maybe some do that. I have septic system so there is no way I'm gonna clog the toilet full of TP. Besides I always follow up with wet wipes.
Because most of them are full of shit


Pot meet kettle
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: newmom on May 05, 2011, 06:54:37 AM
I'm not.


x2
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 05, 2011, 06:54:56 AM
This thread is starting to become legendary...
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: CalvinH on May 05, 2011, 06:56:03 AM


Women like to make sure they are clean, SkiddoH

 ;D


....I make sure I'm clean but it doesn't take me a 1/2 roll of tp. ::)
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 06:56:25 AM
This thread is starting to become legendary...

Indeed.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 05, 2011, 06:57:23 AM
Deicide, you created a monster
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 07:00:18 AM
Deicide, you created a monster

A monster....ik ben OORLOG!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: kiwiol on May 05, 2011, 07:03:28 AM
Pot meet kettle

Sounds like you go through TP like it's shaving cream
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: newmom on May 05, 2011, 07:06:03 AM
Sounds like you go through TP like it's shaving cream
>:(

LMAO at shaving cream, what is this 1987??

I use this, no need for cream (it's built on to the razor)


(http://www.femail.com.au/img/schick_intuition.jpg)


Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: kiwiol on May 05, 2011, 07:18:05 AM
>:(

LMAO at shaving cream, what is this 1987??

I use this, no need for cream (it's built on to the razor)


(http://www.femail.com.au/img/schick_intuition.jpg)

Do you have to pay extra for it to vibrate ??? ;D
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: newmom on May 05, 2011, 07:21:03 AM
Do you have to pay extra for it to vibrate ??? ;D

it doesn't vibrate ya dink


stop picking on me >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: PJim on May 05, 2011, 07:23:26 AM
Porridge oats and flax.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: dyslexic on May 05, 2011, 07:28:14 AM
High pressure water hose with a nozzle that will fit in your pooper (after)
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: bradistani on May 05, 2011, 07:35:11 AM

Where's the pic of Tim Robbins when he came out of the tunnel at the end of "Shawshank" ??? 8)

trainspotting. see it if you can, it's awesome
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Donny on May 05, 2011, 07:36:23 AM
trainspotting. see it if you can, it's awesome
a great scottish actor
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Board_SHERIF on May 05, 2011, 07:36:59 AM
why ??
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Garb316HHH on May 05, 2011, 07:37:09 AM
dark chocolate and bananas will make your ass bleed
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Princess L on May 05, 2011, 09:19:19 AM
Right.  To rinse the shampoo and to rinse the conditioner.   Men face it or twirl around while rinsing.

That is just bizarre  ::)

Maybe they don't like to see what they're doing  ???
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Princess L on May 05, 2011, 09:21:27 AM
I don't think that's true at all. Sure maybe some do that. I have septic system so there is no way I'm gonna clog the toilet full of TP. Besides I always follow up with wet wipes.

Pot meet kettle

Are those septic safe?

Also, don't flush any white mice.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: kiwiol on May 05, 2011, 09:23:45 AM
I like to hold off for about two or three days between dumps to build up the girth of the turds so it hits the prostate gland better when I finally go.

It's like a great deep tissue massage except it's coming out of your ass.

You need to run this past our resident Dong scientist and get it patented
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: lesaucer on May 05, 2011, 09:27:47 AM
protein shakes, popcorn, eggs and olive oil.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Donny on May 05, 2011, 09:48:46 AM
Are those septic safe?

Also, don't flush any white mice.
i like you baby doll
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: newmom on May 05, 2011, 09:56:54 AM
Are those septic safe?

Also, don't flush any white mice.

NOOOO I don't flush those.


I did flush her goldfish that died last year
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Power on May 05, 2011, 10:29:32 AM
Pretty sure the ugly ones do

You are confused.  The ugly ones don't take they dumps, they just are dumps.
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: kiwiol on May 05, 2011, 10:39:15 AM
You are confused.  The ugly ones don't take they dumps, they just are dumps.

Sounds like a shitty deal
Title: Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 05, 2011, 12:22:43 PM
 :D