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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 04:26:15 AM
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You know the worst kinds of dumps are the ones when you are endlessly wiping your ass. Which kinds of foods ensure a clean, quick and efficient dump and ass wiping?
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Vegan food, lots of fiber. When I was a vegan, I hardly needed any toiletpaper.
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Vegan food, lots of fiber. When I was a vegan, I hardly needed any toiletpaper.
Vegan=antibbing!
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Vegan=antibbing!
Indeed. Now I use toilet paper like there's no tomorrow.
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Vegan food, lots of fiber. When I was a vegan, I hardly needed any toiletpaper.
Yeah I would probably change my technique and wipe back to front if I was living that kind of lifestyle.
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Indeed. Now I use toilet paper like there's no tomorrow.
Damn shame you can't have both...
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Depends on your digestion - different food for different folks.
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Why do we men fold toilet paper while women scrunch them?
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Why do we men fold toilet paper while women scrunch them?
Women don't take dumps.
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Burrito
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I use BlackFagRedAnus moms mouth as a toilet. As for paper, she uses her tongue to clean my hole.
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Women don't take dumps.
Pretty sure the ugly ones do
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Pretty sure the ugly ones do
Yes, only the ugly ones!
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Women don't take dumps.
I want to believe... ;D
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And you wonder why that Chinese girl wouldnt date you...
But, I'll play along...a diet with a lot of carbs, specifically potatoes---they slide right out...
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every man should have a toilet slut that licks off your ass when ur done.
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every man should have a toilet slut that licks off your ass when ur done.
That's disgusting Mars... :-X
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And you wonder why that Chinese girl wouldnt date you...
But, I'll play along...a diet with a lot of carbs, specifically potatoes---they slide right out...
Seriously.
You're gross, Sad Sack.....we get the concept ::)
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sick bastards
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Deicide, can you let us know how long before you'll be leaving again?
A lot of us would like to know.
Thanks
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Deicide, can you let us know how long before you'll be leaving again?
A lot of us would like to know.
Thanks
When life becomes more fulfilling again. I usually only come to getbig because it is so negative and depressing in order to amplify my own feelings of negativity and depression.
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You know the worst kinds of dumps are the ones when you are endlessly wiping your ass. Which kinds of foods ensure a clean, quick and efficient dump and ass wiping?
It's mostly stuff without fiber, like fast foods. Fast foods are a double edged sword though. They can bring on total diarrhea havok like taco bell, or dry ass turd constipation that only takes a single wipe.
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It's mostly stuff without fiber, like fast foods. Fast foods are a double edged sword though. They can bring on total diarrhea havok like taco bell, or dry ass turd constipation that only takes a single wipe.
I don't know; I had a healthy stuff yesterday and it took forever today...oh well.
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sick bastards
I love this forum... :D
LOL ;D
Brit humour ... I love it !!
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Why do we men fold toilet paper while women scrunch them?
lol I've never thought about this before! If women took dumps anyway.
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lol I've never thought about this before! If women took dumps anyway.
You're lucky you don't, it's messy business. :-\
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If you do a diagnostic here, you'll conclude that this is not a vegan's bathroom.
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If you do a diagnostic here, you'll conclude that this is not a vegan's bathroom.
lol
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lol I've never thought about this before!
I saw that question somewhere online. It easily joins other unanswerable, timeless questions like "Is Ronnie better than Dorian?" and "What is 48/2(9+3) equal to?"
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:D
(http://www.oddfilms.com/blog/media/trainspotting-toilet.jpg)
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Deicide,
I eat the same stuff basically every day and my wiping varies.
However I always wet the toilet paper in the sink prior to wiping, it cuts down in the number of wipes & amount of paper used.
If I'm about to get in the shower I don't see a need to wipe at all.
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:D
(http://www.oddfilms.com/blog/media/trainspotting-toilet.jpg)
Where's the pic of Tim Robbins when he came out of the tunnel at the end of "Shawshank" ??? 8)
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Deicide,
I eat the same stuff basically every day and my wiping varies.
However I always wet the toilet paper in the sink prior to wiping, it cuts down in the number of wipes & amount of paper used.
If I'm about to get in the shower I don't see a need to wipe at all.
Really? Not at all?
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You're lucky you don't, it's messy business. :-\
Thank goodness!
Sometimes I have dreams that I'm in a disgusting public bathroom...much worse than what dutchguy posted.
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I saw that question somewhere online. It easily joins other unanswerable, timeless questions like "Is Ronnie better than Dorian?" and "What is 48/2(9+3) equal to?"
Yes, and why do men face the shower head and women face away?
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It wasn't such a great idea after all to try out the vacuum pose while taking a dump...
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Yes, and why do men face the shower head and women face away?
This is a blatant and horrendous generalisation.
I demand an apology! >:(
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This is a blatant and horrendous generalisation.
I demand an apology! >:(
I think the only males that do have an extra X Chromosome.
I'm sorry!
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I like to hold off for about two or three days between dumps to build up the girth of the turds so it hits the prostate gland better when I finally go.
It's like a great deep tissue massage except it's coming out of your ass.
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Yes, and why do men face the shower head and women face away?
Why would you face away ???
....broads are so weird ::)
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Why would you face away ???
....broads are so weird ::)
I don't know I just do. Maybe so the water isn't running in my eyes.
Do you fold?
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I face away only when I wash my hair.
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Best thread all year. Beans Falcon can confirm.
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I face away only when I wash my hair.
Right. To rinse the shampoo and to rinse the conditioner. Men face it or twirl around while rinsing.
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I don't know I just do. Maybe so the water isn't running in my eyes.
Do you fold?
Yes.
....how come broads are about saving the ozone and being "green" but everytime they are in the bathroom they use at least 1/2 a roll of tp. ???
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Right. To rinse the shampoo and to rinse the conditioner. Men face it or twirl around while rinsing.
I always face the shower head. If water gets in your eyes, move the nozzle
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Do girls shit such big turds as men??
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Yes.
....how come broads are about saving the ozone and being "green" but everytime they are in the bathroom they use at least 1/2 a roll of tp. ???
Because most of them are full of shit
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Because most of them are full of shit
Oh snap :o ;D
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....how come broads are about saving the ozone and being "green"
I'm not.
Yes.
but everytime they are in the bathroom they use at least 1/2 a roll of tp. ???
Women like to make sure they are clean, SkiddoH
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Do girls shit such big turds as men??
Yes, but only in the shower, when they turn away.
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I'm not.
Women like to make sure they are clean, SkiddoH
lol ;D
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Yes.
....how come broads are about saving the ozone and being "green" but everytime they are in the bathroom they use at least 1/2 a roll of tp. ???
I don't think that's true at all. Sure maybe some do that. I have septic system so there is no way I'm gonna clog the toilet full of TP. Besides I always follow up with wet wipes.
Because most of them are full of shit
Pot meet kettle
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I'm not.
x2
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This thread is starting to become legendary...
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Women like to make sure they are clean, SkiddoH
;D
....I make sure I'm clean but it doesn't take me a 1/2 roll of tp. ::)
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This thread is starting to become legendary...
Indeed.
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Deicide, you created a monster
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Deicide, you created a monster
A monster....ik ben OORLOG!!!!!!!!!!
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Pot meet kettle
Sounds like you go through TP like it's shaving cream
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Sounds like you go through TP like it's shaving cream
>:(
LMAO at shaving cream, what is this 1987??
I use this, no need for cream (it's built on to the razor)
(http://www.femail.com.au/img/schick_intuition.jpg)
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>:(
LMAO at shaving cream, what is this 1987??
I use this, no need for cream (it's built on to the razor)
(http://www.femail.com.au/img/schick_intuition.jpg)
Do you have to pay extra for it to vibrate ??? ;D
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Do you have to pay extra for it to vibrate ??? ;D
it doesn't vibrate ya dink
stop picking on me >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Porridge oats and flax.
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High pressure water hose with a nozzle that will fit in your pooper (after)
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Where's the pic of Tim Robbins when he came out of the tunnel at the end of "Shawshank" ??? 8)
trainspotting. see it if you can, it's awesome
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trainspotting. see it if you can, it's awesome
a great scottish actor
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why ??
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dark chocolate and bananas will make your ass bleed
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Right. To rinse the shampoo and to rinse the conditioner. Men face it or twirl around while rinsing.
That is just bizarre ::)
Maybe they don't like to see what they're doing ???
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I don't think that's true at all. Sure maybe some do that. I have septic system so there is no way I'm gonna clog the toilet full of TP. Besides I always follow up with wet wipes.
Pot meet kettle
Are those septic safe?
Also, don't flush any white mice.
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I like to hold off for about two or three days between dumps to build up the girth of the turds so it hits the prostate gland better when I finally go.
It's like a great deep tissue massage except it's coming out of your ass.
You need to run this past our resident Dong scientist and get it patented
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protein shakes, popcorn, eggs and olive oil.
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Are those septic safe?
Also, don't flush any white mice.
i like you baby doll
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Are those septic safe?
Also, don't flush any white mice.
NOOOO I don't flush those.
I did flush her goldfish that died last year
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Pretty sure the ugly ones do
You are confused. The ugly ones don't take they dumps, they just are dumps.
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You are confused. The ugly ones don't take they dumps, they just are dumps.
Sounds like a shitty deal
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:D