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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #25 on: May 05, 2011, 06:20:40 AM »
Quote from: Butterbean on May 05, 2011, 06:20:00 AM
lol I've never thought about this before!  If women took dumps anyway.

You're lucky you don't, it's messy business. :-\
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #26 on: May 05, 2011, 06:23:25 AM »
If you do a diagnostic here, you'll conclude that this is not a vegan's bathroom.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2011, 06:24:20 AM »
Quote from: dutchguy on May 05, 2011, 06:23:25 AM
If you do a diagnostic here, you'll conclude that this is not a vegan's bathroom.

lol
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #28 on: May 05, 2011, 06:25:14 AM »
Quote from: Butterbean on May 05, 2011, 06:20:00 AM
lol I've never thought about this before!

I saw that question somewhere online. It easily joins other unanswerable, timeless questions like "Is Ronnie better than Dorian?" and "What is 48/2(9+3) equal to?"
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #29 on: May 05, 2011, 06:27:29 AM »
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #30 on: May 05, 2011, 06:28:04 AM »
Deicide,

I eat the same stuff basically every day and my wiping varies.

However I always wet the toilet paper in the sink prior to wiping, it cuts down in the number of wipes & amount of paper used.

If I'm about to get in the shower I don't see a need to wipe at all.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #31 on: May 05, 2011, 06:29:14 AM »
Quote from: Groink on May 05, 2011, 06:27:29 AM
:D




Where's the pic of Tim Robbins when he came out of the tunnel at the end of "Shawshank" ??? 8)
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #32 on: May 05, 2011, 06:31:11 AM »
Quote from: Devon97 on May 05, 2011, 06:28:04 AM
Deicide,

I eat the same stuff basically every day and my wiping varies.

However I always wet the toilet paper in the sink prior to wiping, it cuts down in the number of wipes & amount of paper used.

If I'm about to get in the shower I don't see a need to wipe at all.

Really? Not at all?
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #33 on: May 05, 2011, 06:31:20 AM »
Quote from: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 06:20:40 AM
You're lucky you don't, it's messy business. :-\

Thank goodness!
 
Sometimes I have dreams that I'm in a disgusting public bathroom...much worse than what dutchguy posted.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #34 on: May 05, 2011, 06:32:21 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on May 05, 2011, 06:25:14 AM
I saw that question somewhere online. It easily joins other unanswerable, timeless questions like "Is Ronnie better than Dorian?" and "What is 48/2(9+3) equal to?"

Yes, and why do men face the shower head and women face away?
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #35 on: May 05, 2011, 06:34:10 AM »
It wasn't such a great idea after all to try out the vacuum pose while taking a dump...
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #36 on: May 05, 2011, 06:34:18 AM »
Quote from: Butterbean on May 05, 2011, 06:32:21 AM
Yes, and why do men face the shower head and women face away?

This is a blatant and horrendous generalisation.

I demand an apology! >:(
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #37 on: May 05, 2011, 06:37:06 AM »
Quote from: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 06:34:18 AM
This is a blatant and horrendous generalisation.

I demand an apology! >:(

I think the only males that do have an extra X Chromosome.

I'm sorry!
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #38 on: May 05, 2011, 06:39:40 AM »
I like to hold off for about two or three days between dumps to build up the girth of the turds so it hits the prostate gland better when I finally go.

It's like a great deep tissue massage except it's coming out of your ass.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #39 on: May 05, 2011, 06:42:33 AM »
Quote from: Butterbean on May 05, 2011, 06:32:21 AM
Yes, and why do men face the shower head and women face away?


Why would you face away ???

....broads are so weird ::)
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #40 on: May 05, 2011, 06:43:30 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on May 05, 2011, 06:42:33 AM

Why would you face away ???

....broads are so weird ::)

I don't know I just do.  Maybe so the water isn't running in my eyes.

Do you fold?
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #41 on: May 05, 2011, 06:44:56 AM »
I face away only when I wash my hair.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #42 on: May 05, 2011, 06:46:19 AM »
Best thread all year. Beans Falcon can confirm.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #43 on: May 05, 2011, 06:47:07 AM »
Quote from: Runningmom on May 05, 2011, 06:44:56 AM
I face away only when I wash my hair.

Right.  To rinse the shampoo and to rinse the conditioner.   Men face it or twirl around while rinsing.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #44 on: May 05, 2011, 06:47:27 AM »
Quote from: Butterbean on May 05, 2011, 06:43:30 AM
I don't know I just do.  Maybe so the water isn't running in my eyes.

Do you fold?


Yes.



....how come broads are about saving the ozone and being "green" but everytime they are in the bathroom they use  at least 1/2 a roll of tp. ???
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #45 on: May 05, 2011, 06:48:17 AM »
Quote from: Butterbean on May 05, 2011, 06:47:07 AM
Right.  To rinse the shampoo and to rinse the conditioner.   Men face it or twirl around while rinsing.

I always face the shower head. If water gets in your eyes, move the nozzle
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #46 on: May 05, 2011, 06:49:57 AM »
Do girls shit such big turds as men??
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #47 on: May 05, 2011, 06:50:09 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on May 05, 2011, 06:47:27 AM

Yes.



....how come broads are about saving the ozone and being "green" but everytime they are in the bathroom they use  at least 1/2 a roll of tp. ???

Because most of them are full of shit
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #48 on: May 05, 2011, 06:51:01 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on May 05, 2011, 06:50:09 AM
Because most of them are full of shit



Oh snap :o ;D
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #49 on: May 05, 2011, 06:51:28 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on May 05, 2011, 06:47:27 AM



....how come broads are about saving the ozone and being "green"

I'm not.

Quote from: CalvinH on May 05, 2011, 06:47:27 AM

Yes.


but everytime they are in the bathroom they use  at least 1/2 a roll of tp. ???

Women like to make sure they are clean, SkiddoH
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