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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #50 on: May 05, 2011, 06:52:33 AM »
Quote from: Donny on May 05, 2011, 06:49:57 AM
Do girls shit such big turds as men??
Yes, but only in the shower, when they turn away.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #51 on: May 05, 2011, 06:53:49 AM »
Quote from: Butterbean on May 05, 2011, 06:51:28 AM
I'm not.

Women like to make sure they are clean, SkiddoH

lol ;D
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #52 on: May 05, 2011, 06:54:00 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on May 05, 2011, 06:47:27 AM

Yes.



....how come broads are about saving the ozone and being "green" but everytime they are in the bathroom they use  at least 1/2 a roll of tp. ???

I don't think that's true at all. Sure maybe some do that. I have septic system so there is no way I'm gonna clog the toilet full of TP. Besides I always follow up with wet wipes.
Quote from: kiwiol on May 05, 2011, 06:50:09 AM
Because most of them are full of shit


Pot meet kettle
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #53 on: May 05, 2011, 06:54:37 AM »
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #54 on: May 05, 2011, 06:54:56 AM »
This thread is starting to become legendary...
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #55 on: May 05, 2011, 06:56:03 AM »
Quote from: Butterbean on May 05, 2011, 06:51:28 AM


Women like to make sure they are clean, SkiddoH

 ;D


....I make sure I'm clean but it doesn't take me a 1/2 roll of tp. ::)
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #56 on: May 05, 2011, 06:56:25 AM »
Quote from: dutchguy on May 05, 2011, 06:54:56 AM
This thread is starting to become legendary...

Indeed.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #57 on: May 05, 2011, 06:57:23 AM »
Deicide, you created a monster
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #58 on: May 05, 2011, 07:00:18 AM »
Quote from: dutchguy on May 05, 2011, 06:57:23 AM
Deicide, you created a monster

A monster....ik ben OORLOG!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #59 on: May 05, 2011, 07:03:28 AM »
Quote from: Runningmom on May 05, 2011, 06:54:00 AM
Pot meet kettle

Sounds like you go through TP like it's shaving cream
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #60 on: May 05, 2011, 07:06:03 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on May 05, 2011, 07:03:28 AM
Sounds like you go through TP like it's shaving cream
>:(

LMAO at shaving cream, what is this 1987??

I use this, no need for cream (it's built on to the razor)





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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #61 on: May 05, 2011, 07:18:05 AM »
Quote from: Runningmom on May 05, 2011, 07:06:03 AM
>:(

LMAO at shaving cream, what is this 1987??

I use this, no need for cream (it's built on to the razor)




Do you have to pay extra for it to vibrate ??? ;D
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #62 on: May 05, 2011, 07:21:03 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on May 05, 2011, 07:18:05 AM
Do you have to pay extra for it to vibrate ??? ;D

it doesn't vibrate ya dink


stop picking on me >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #63 on: May 05, 2011, 07:23:26 AM »
Porridge oats and flax.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #64 on: May 05, 2011, 07:28:14 AM »
High pressure water hose with a nozzle that will fit in your pooper (after)
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #65 on: May 05, 2011, 07:35:11 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on May 05, 2011, 06:29:14 AM

Where's the pic of Tim Robbins when he came out of the tunnel at the end of "Shawshank" ??? 8)

trainspotting. see it if you can, it's awesome
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #66 on: May 05, 2011, 07:36:23 AM »
Quote from: bradistani on May 05, 2011, 07:35:11 AM
trainspotting. see it if you can, it's awesome
a great scottish actor
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #67 on: May 05, 2011, 07:36:59 AM »
why ??
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #68 on: May 05, 2011, 07:37:09 AM »
dark chocolate and bananas will make your ass bleed
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #69 on: May 05, 2011, 09:19:19 AM »
Quote from: Butterbean on May 05, 2011, 06:47:07 AM
Right.  To rinse the shampoo and to rinse the conditioner.   Men face it or twirl around while rinsing.

That is just bizarre  ::)

Maybe they don't like to see what they're doing ???
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #70 on: May 05, 2011, 09:21:27 AM »
Quote from: Runningmom on May 05, 2011, 06:54:00 AM
I don't think that's true at all. Sure maybe some do that. I have septic system so there is no way I'm gonna clog the toilet full of TP. Besides I always follow up with wet wipes.

Pot meet kettle

Are those septic safe?

Also, don't flush any white mice.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #71 on: May 05, 2011, 09:23:45 AM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on May 05, 2011, 06:39:40 AM
I like to hold off for about two or three days between dumps to build up the girth of the turds so it hits the prostate gland better when I finally go.

It's like a great deep tissue massage except it's coming out of your ass.

You need to run this past our resident Dong scientist and get it patented
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #72 on: May 05, 2011, 09:27:47 AM »
protein shakes, popcorn, eggs and olive oil.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #73 on: May 05, 2011, 09:48:46 AM »
Quote from: Princess L on May 05, 2011, 09:21:27 AM
Are those septic safe?

Also, don't flush any white mice.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #74 on: May 05, 2011, 09:56:54 AM »
Quote from: Princess L on May 05, 2011, 09:21:27 AM
Are those septic safe?

Also, don't flush any white mice.

NOOOO I don't flush those.


I did flush her goldfish that died last year
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