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What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« on: May 05, 2011, 04:26:15 AM »
You know the worst kinds of dumps are the ones when you are endlessly wiping your ass. Which kinds of foods ensure a clean, quick and efficient dump and ass wiping?
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2011, 04:27:41 AM »
Vegan food, lots of fiber. When I was a vegan, I hardly needed any toiletpaper.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2011, 04:30:42 AM »
Quote from: dutchguy on May 05, 2011, 04:27:41 AM
Vegan food, lots of fiber. When I was a vegan, I hardly needed any toiletpaper.

Vegan=antibbing!
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2011, 04:36:21 AM »
Quote from: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 04:30:42 AM
Vegan=antibbing!
Indeed. Now I use toilet paper like there's no tomorrow.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2011, 04:39:44 AM »
Quote from: dutchguy on May 05, 2011, 04:27:41 AM
Vegan food, lots of fiber. When I was a vegan, I hardly needed any toiletpaper.

Yeah I would probably change my technique and wipe back to front if I was living that kind of lifestyle.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2011, 04:40:25 AM »
Quote from: dutchguy on May 05, 2011, 04:36:21 AM
Indeed. Now I use toilet paper like there's no tomorrow.

Damn shame you can't have both...
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2011, 05:04:09 AM »
Depends on your digestion - different food for different folks.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2011, 05:06:40 AM »
Why do we men fold toilet paper while women scrunch them?
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2011, 05:19:21 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on May 05, 2011, 05:06:40 AM
Why do we men fold toilet paper while women scrunch them?

Women don't take dumps.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2011, 05:23:45 AM »
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2011, 05:26:28 AM »
I use    BlackFagRedAnus moms mouth as a toilet. As for paper, she uses her tongue to clean my hole.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2011, 05:28:24 AM »
Quote from: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 05:19:21 AM
Women don't take dumps.

Pretty sure the ugly ones do
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2011, 05:29:12 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on May 05, 2011, 05:28:24 AM
Pretty sure the ugly ones do

Yes, only the ugly ones!
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2011, 05:31:21 AM »
Quote from: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 05:19:21 AM
Women don't take dumps.
I want to believe... ;D
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2011, 05:32:47 AM »
And you wonder why that Chinese girl wouldnt date you...

But, I'll play along...a diet with a lot of carbs, specifically potatoes---they slide right out...
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2011, 05:37:54 AM »
every man should have a toilet slut that licks off your ass when ur done.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2011, 05:39:57 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on May 05, 2011, 05:37:54 AM
every man should have a toilet slut that licks off your ass when ur done.

That's disgusting Mars... :-X
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2011, 05:49:38 AM »
Quote from: GangstaLean on May 05, 2011, 05:32:47 AM
And you wonder why that Chinese girl wouldnt date you...

But, I'll play along...a diet with a lot of carbs, specifically potatoes---they slide right out...

Seriously.

You're gross, Sad Sack.....we get the concept  ::)
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2011, 06:02:40 AM »
sick bastards
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2011, 06:02:56 AM »
Deicide, can you let us know how long before you'll be leaving again?
A lot of us would like to know.

Thanks
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2011, 06:05:09 AM »
Quote from: tendonitis on May 05, 2011, 06:02:56 AM
Deicide, can you let us know how long before you'll be leaving again?
A lot of us would like to know.

Thanks

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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2011, 06:14:01 AM »
Quote from: Deicide on May 05, 2011, 04:26:15 AM
You know the worst kinds of dumps are the ones when you are endlessly wiping your ass. Which kinds of foods ensure a clean, quick and efficient dump and ass wiping?

It's mostly stuff without fiber, like fast foods. Fast foods are a double edged sword though. They can bring on total diarrhea havok like taco bell, or dry ass turd constipation that only takes a single wipe.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2011, 06:14:47 AM »
Quote from: FREAKgeek on May 05, 2011, 06:14:01 AM
It's mostly stuff without fiber, like fast foods. Fast foods are a double edged sword though. They can bring on total diarrhea havok like taco bell, or dry ass turd constipation that only takes a single wipe.

I don't know; I had a healthy stuff yesterday and it took forever today...oh well.
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2011, 06:15:13 AM »
Quote from: Donny on May 05, 2011, 06:02:40 AM
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Re: What sorts of foods produce the cleanest dumps in terms of ass wiping?
« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2011, 06:20:00 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on May 05, 2011, 05:06:40 AM
Why do we men fold toilet paper while women scrunch them?

lol I've never thought about this before!  If women took dumps anyway.
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