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Title: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 09, 2011, 10:51:21 AM
So I was walking up to the Redbox to return a movie, and there was a guy there in a string tank, fairly big, in decent shape.....about 180 lbs.  But obviously much smaller and less impressive than The Mighty Groink.

And he's holding court with a couple of teens, really laying it on thick......SUPER full of himself as if he's Dorian Yates ....telling these kids how hard it is to get to "his level"...you gotta have the genetics and very few people can get "really big".

 And he's doing the standard 'I'm huge" dance...moving his arms a lot, flexing his traps and pecs constantly, looking at himself a lot

So as he's going on about himself and I'm kinda behind a couple of people with my girl and I'm just grinning and my GF rolls her eyes at me..... I mean this guy was putting on a show.

Then the line moves and one of the kids sees me and goes "Holy fucking shit !!....look at the size of THAT guy....he's HUGE !!!!"  So he turns and sees me, and you could see this guy visibly deflate....it was like somebody popped him. I actually felt bad for the guy he was so obviously shattered. He was with his girl and he was like "let's go honey" and she said "but we didn't even get a movie yet." and he rushed out of there .

My girl says "you're so mean!".....and i'm like "what the fuck did i do ??" and she says "you should have joined in the conversation...instead you let him make an ass out of himself by hiding and then popping out of nowhere"...... ??? Huh  ???


HaHahahaHahaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Mr. Magoo on May 09, 2011, 10:56:49 AM
gayer than quietly waiting in line for a 180 lb twink to finish a conversation right in front of the redbox
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: sync pulse on May 09, 2011, 10:57:27 AM
Owning a Redbox machine in a good location would be very good...
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 09, 2011, 10:58:19 AM
gayer than quietly waiting in line for a 180 lb twink to finish a conversation right in front of the redbox

would you rather I challenged him to a posedown ?
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: WingedLion on May 09, 2011, 11:02:07 AM
sounds like a shattering experience for that poor fragile ego
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on May 09, 2011, 11:04:46 AM
what about the ownage of being a redbox customer in a world in which everything can be directly streamed to your tv?
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 09, 2011, 11:06:10 AM
Owning a Redbox machine in a good location would be very good...

I know...the Blockbuster right across the street from this one just shut down...they have two Redboxes side by side and it's always busy at night. I liked going to Blockbuster myself, better selection and a lot more Blu Rays. I just bought a shitload at dirt cheap prices because they liquidated everything.
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: 2ND COMING on May 09, 2011, 11:06:35 AM
Since when is a buck eighty "fairly big"
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: newmom on May 09, 2011, 11:06:54 AM
what did you rent is my question
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Hulkotron on May 09, 2011, 11:07:20 AM
Since when is a buck eighty "fairly big"

Maybe he was 5'3"?
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: dukey187 on May 09, 2011, 11:08:11 AM
Was he rocking a backwards hat to go along with the tank to complete the douche bag middle age wardrobe?









Team Mighty Groink
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 09, 2011, 11:08:17 AM
what about the ownage of being a redbox customer in a world in which everything can be directly streamed to your tv?

No shit...I have all of that crap, but I like getting out of the house, getting something to nosh on, grab the movie....instead of being a hermit who never leaves the house. But that's just me
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: 2ND COMING on May 09, 2011, 11:10:20 AM
Maybe he was 5'3"?

good point.
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Nails on May 09, 2011, 11:14:42 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Bam-bam on May 09, 2011, 11:51:41 AM
I will call bs on this story, a true getbigger like Groink would have ended up having a epic BJ session by both of supra mentioned ladies while holding a most muscular and grabbing them by the hair at the same time.
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: BIG_STI on May 09, 2011, 11:55:42 AM
lol this reminds me of squad, keep up the good work
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Bam-bam on May 09, 2011, 11:56:50 AM
lol this reminds me of squad, keep up the good work

only "squad"s posts were false and he was a piece of fat.
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Power on May 09, 2011, 12:01:48 PM
Standing in front of the Red box machine?  You sure he was not standing there talking to Jat Cutler?
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: XFACTOR on May 09, 2011, 12:22:11 PM
What movies/movies did you watch?
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: WingedLion on May 09, 2011, 12:25:14 PM
big nipple lover 22 inch gunz vaginolona destroyer
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: JasonH on May 09, 2011, 12:27:44 PM
lol this reminds me of squad, keep up the good work

This.

only "squad"s posts were false and he was a piece of fat.

And this.
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: The True Adonis on May 09, 2011, 12:43:30 PM
So I was walking up to the Redbox to return a movie, and there was a guy there in a string tank, fairly big, in decent shape.....about 180 lbs.  But obviously much smaller and less impressive than The Mighty Groink.

And he's holding court with a couple of teens, really laying it on thick......SUPER full of himself as if he's Dorian Yates ....telling these kids how hard it is to get to "his level"...you gotta have the genetics and very few people can get "really big".

 And he's doing the standard 'I'm huge" dance...moving his arms a lot, flexing his traps and pecs constantly, looking at himself a lot

So as he's going on about himself and I'm kinda behind a couple of people with my girl and I'm just grinning and my GF rolls her eyes at me..... I mean this guy was putting on a show.

Then the line moves and one of the kids sees me and goes "Holy fucking shit !!....look at the size of THAT guy....he's HUGE !!!!"  So he turns and sees me, and you could see this guy visibly deflate....it was like somebody popped him. I actually felt bad for the guy he was so obviously shattered. He was with his girl and he was like "let's go honey" and she said "but we didn't even get a movie yet." and he rushed out of there .

My girl says "you're so mean!".....and i'm like "what the fuck did i do ??" and she says "you should have joined in the conversation...instead you let him make an ass out of himself by hiding and then popping out of nowhere"...... ??? Huh  ???


HaHahahaHahaaaaaaaaaa
I was just angry that they didn`t have Get Low is why I got out of there in such a rush.  
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Parker on May 09, 2011, 01:22:49 PM
I know...the Blockbuster right across the street from this one just shut down...they have two Redboxes side by side and it's always busy at night. I liked going to Blockbuster myself, better selection and a lot more Blu Rays. I just bought a shitload at dirt cheap prices because they liquidated everything.
I wonder what happened to all the candy when they liquidated---did any fat people recognize the serious windfall that was to occur...
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: polychronopolous on May 09, 2011, 02:16:56 PM
I will call bs on this story, a true getbigger like Groink would have ended up having a epic BJ session by both of supra mentioned ladies while holding a most muscular and grabbing them by the hair at the same time.

...forcing the customers behind them to wait on renting their movies until said sexual act reached completion.
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: 225for70 on May 09, 2011, 02:19:57 PM
what about the ownage of being a redbox customer in a world in which everything can be directly streamed to your tv?

talk about ownage
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: The True Adonis on May 09, 2011, 04:59:43 PM
talk about ownage
EXACTLY.  I never understood why anyone used those kiosk things to rent movies.  Why not do Netflix instead.  Or even Pirate Bay.  I imagine the movie choices are horrid on those kiosks.
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: BIG ACH on May 09, 2011, 05:05:08 PM
When I grow up I want to be just like you Groink!!

Thats fucking awesome!!!  Nothing beats a silent PWNAGE as thus!!  Good for you!  Serves him right for being an ass!!  - but then again I was kind of an ass like that during my younger years!  Still am at times!  ;D



Stand tall and proud MIGHTY GROINK!!

(http://images.psxextreme.com/screenshots/ps3_incredible_hulk/ps3_incredible_hulk_11.jpg)
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: BIG ACH on May 09, 2011, 05:07:47 PM

Oh and PS...  Redbox is about to start renting video games ($2 per day) - that will sure as hell make me a new Redbox customer!  Nice alternative to Gamefly!
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Nails on May 09, 2011, 05:10:46 PM
RED BOX?


(http://www.bushyorhairy.com/picpost/thmbs/40694.jpg)
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: dukey187 on May 09, 2011, 05:13:54 PM
Isnt the mighty groink a tv repair man? maybe he cant afford cable/:
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: bradistani on May 09, 2011, 05:20:30 PM
So I was walking up to the Redbox to return a movie, and there was a guy there in a string tank, fairly big, in decent shape.....about 180 lbs.  But obviously much smaller and less impressive than The Mighty Groink.

And he's holding court with a couple of teens, really laying it on thick......SUPER full of himself as if he's Dorian Yates ....telling these kids how hard it is to get to "his level"...you gotta have the genetics and very few people can get "really big".

 And he's doing the standard 'I'm huge" dance...moving his arms a lot, flexing his traps and pecs constantly, looking at himself a lot

So as he's going on about himself and I'm kinda behind a couple of people with my girl and I'm just grinning and my GF rolls her eyes at me..... I mean this guy was putting on a show.

Then the line moves and one of the kids sees me and goes "Holy fucking shit !!....look at the size of THAT guy....he's HUGE !!!!"  So he turns and sees me, and you could see this guy visibly deflate....it was like somebody popped him. I actually felt bad for the guy he was so obviously shattered. He was with his girl and he was like "let's go honey" and she said "but we didn't even get a movie yet." and he rushed out of there .

My girl says "you're so mean!".....and i'm like "what the fuck did i do ??" and she says "you should have joined in the conversation...instead you let him make an ass out of himself by hiding and then popping out of nowhere"...... ??? Huh  ???


HaHahahaHahaaaaaaaaaa


they must've been shirt lifters!!

like any normal red blooded male is gonna notice you when your lass is stood with you... i mean, c'mon  ::)

epic queers

you must have some funny tales of dudes eyeing up your missus and THEN noticing her jacked fella  ;D ;D

brutal shrinking violets
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: dukey187 on May 09, 2011, 05:24:56 PM

they must've been shirt lifters!!

like any normal red blooded male is gonna notice you when your lass is stood with you... i mean, c'mon  ::)

epic queers

you must have some funny tales of dudes eyeing up your missus and THEN noticing her jacked fella  ;D ;D

brutal shrinking violets
Whats the difference groink cant fight and im pretty sure the kid hes bragging about owning cant neither. oh brother a pose down at the redbox ::) on a side not. i always laugh when i pass one of those redboxes or whatever theyre called. always a bunch of trailer trash standing in line.
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: BIG ACH on May 09, 2011, 05:31:11 PM

POSEDOWN!!!!

(http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2011/01/redbox_beats_blockbuster.jpg)
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Hulkotron on May 09, 2011, 07:01:31 PM
What does the inside of the Redbox look like?  What secrets does it hide?
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: 240 is Back on May 09, 2011, 08:09:47 PM
redbox comes once a month...
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Otis B Driftwood on May 09, 2011, 08:34:25 PM
EXACTLY.  I never understood why anyone used those kiosk things to rent movies.  Why not do Netflix instead.  Or even Pirate Bay.  I imagine the movie choices are horrid on those kiosks.

kiosks? What are we in the Ottoman Empire here? I assume there's a large population who are not that computer savvy let alone know about torrents.
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on May 10, 2011, 07:25:49 AM
Lol at the thread title.
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: kiwiol on May 10, 2011, 07:28:48 AM
redbox comes once a month...

haha

Though politically incorrect, it would be a great name for a new tampon brand
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: doison on May 10, 2011, 07:31:01 AM
redbox comes once a month...

Can't bring her to climax with any higher frequency? 
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Deicide on May 10, 2011, 07:36:49 AM
Religion of peace.  ::)
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Meso_z on May 10, 2011, 07:38:30 AM
rofl.. ;D
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: doison on May 10, 2011, 07:56:07 AM
EXACTLY.  I never understood why anyone used those kiosk things to rent movies.  Why not do Netflix instead.  Or even Pirate Bay.  I imagine the movie choices are horrid on those kiosks.

Dude, you're fucking awesome.  It's pretty bad ass how you have a better way of doing everything. 
Respect.
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: newmom on May 10, 2011, 08:20:57 AM
EXACTLY.  I never understood why anyone used those kiosk things to rent movies.  Why not do Netflix instead.  Or even Pirate Bay.  I imagine the movie choices are horrid on those kiosks.

I used to have netflix, but I didn't rent enough movies and was a waist of money IMO. If I rented more, sure would do it again
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: BIG_STI on May 10, 2011, 08:35:11 AM
I rent 2 - 3 movies a month, not worth wasting money on netflix, redbox is on the way out of every food store I go to
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: The True Adonis on May 10, 2011, 08:50:41 AM
I rent 2 - 3 movies a month, not worth wasting money on netflix, redbox is on the way out of every food store I go to
How many times can you watch Ironman 2 and Twilight though? Bunch of shitty movies there.
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Firemuscle on May 10, 2011, 08:52:11 AM
How many times can you watch Ironman 2 and Twilight though? Bunch of shitty movies there.
Most people are idiots who think that those movies are awesome.

 Come on now man, you should know this stuff. Maybe you aren't as sharp as you think you are.
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Nails on May 10, 2011, 08:55:24 AM
Red BOX  ;D


(http://www.subliminal-messaging.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/disney-subliminal-roger-rabbit-jessica1.jpg)


(http://h6img.com/p/1/hot-red-head-pussy-and-ass-shot.jpg)
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 10, 2011, 09:04:45 AM
I used to have netflix, but I didn't rent enough movies and was a waist of money IMO. If I rented more, sure would do it again

X2.....For me renting movies really isn't that big a deal...I'll pop my head in and see what's out there in the Redbox and if it looks OK i'll rent something. If i really like a movie I buy it. Overall I'm not a "movie guy" to begin with

And IMO what the fuck am I paying for HBO for if I'm going to rent it ? I'll wait another two months to watch it,  and like i said if it's something i'm dying to see I'm buying it anyway


My TV and BLu RAY both have that crap where you can download movies, I haven't even connected it...i can't be bothered for the amount of times i actually rent one.



I didn't realize it "wasn't cool" to actually rent a movie these days...sorry guys  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Nails on May 10, 2011, 09:11:08 AM
X2.....For me renting movies really isn't that big a deal...I'll pop my head in and see what's out there in the Redbox and if it looks OK i'll rent something. If i really like a movie I buy it. Overall I'm not a "movie guy" to begin with

And IMO what the fuck am I paying for HBO for if I'm going to rent it ? I'll wait another two months to watch it,  and like i said if it's something i'm dying to see I'm buying it anyway


My TV and BLu RAY both have that crap where you can download movies, I haven't even connected it...i can't be bothered for the amount of times i actually rent one.



I didn't realize it "wasn't cool" to actually rent a movie these days...sorry guys  ::)  ::)



I only order HBO when entourage is in season... OR when the sopranos where on there
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: dyslexic on May 10, 2011, 09:12:48 AM
Ha ha! Good story.


I remember those days.  


I wasn't so big as I was shredded all the time. My arms were truly 17" cold... and at 5'6" that is definitely above average, especially if you are ripped up pretty good.


when I see a big guy in a line somewhere, juiced or not, I can tell he has made the committment, I usually compliment them. They never take it the wrong way- I guess because I'm still pretty good sized so they know I'm not being a homo.


I might choose a body part... "nice traps" or "nice calves bud" ... they are always gracious. We worked hard for what we got. I don't really care how we did it, but we do what many choose not to, but want to.


Bragging publicly is a "no no" - I would be afraid to jinx it!
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 10, 2011, 09:27:34 AM
I only order HBO when entourage is in season... OR when the sopranos where on there

The HBO GO app is better than HBO itself. you can watch any episode of any series they have ever made, the comedy specials, all sorts of shit....and it's free if you have HBO. and you can use the video out on your phone and hook it up to a TV with a standard 35mm camcorder a/v cable....it shoots 16:9 but only 480P...which sucks, but it is broadcast quality, it looks fine....Just make sure you have a WIFI connection.  the brand new Superphones have HDMI outs.

My GF wants to watch the "True Blood" series, so I can just plug in to her TV and  we can watch every episode at our leisure
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: The True Adonis on May 10, 2011, 09:51:23 AM
The HBO GO app is better than HBO itself. you can watch any episode of any series they have ever made, the comedy specials, all sorts of shit....and it's free if you have HBO. and you can use the video out on your phone and hook it up to a TV with a standard 35mm camcorder a/v cable....it shoots 16:9 but only 480P...which sucks, but it is broadcast quality, it looks fine....Just make sure you have a WIFI connection.  the brand new Superphones have HDMI outs.

My GF wants to watch the "True Blood" series, so I can just plug in to her TV and  we can watch every episode at our leisure
How often do you "plug into her TV"?
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 10, 2011, 09:53:52 AM
How often do you "plug into her TV"?

You first  ;)
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Brocty on May 10, 2011, 10:02:35 AM
Does it feel good to show up the young ones at age 60 you chemical filled bastard?
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Bam-bam on May 10, 2011, 10:14:01 AM
Red BOX  ;D


(http://www.subliminal-messaging.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/disney-subliminal-roger-rabbit-jessica1.jpg)




MOOOREEE
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: epic_alien on May 10, 2011, 12:11:40 PM
So I was walking up to the Redbox to return a movie, and there was a guy there in a string tank, fairly big, in decent shape.....about 180 lbs.  But obviously much smaller and less impressive than The Mighty Groink.

And he's holding court with a couple of teens, really laying it on thick......SUPER full of himself as if he's Dorian Yates ....telling these kids how hard it is to get to "his level"...you gotta have the genetics and very few people can get "really big".

 And he's doing the standard 'I'm huge" dance...moving his arms a lot, flexing his traps and pecs constantly, looking at himself a lot

So as he's going on about himself and I'm kinda behind a couple of people with my girl and I'm just grinning and my GF rolls her eyes at me..... I mean this guy was putting on a show.

Then the line moves and one of the kids sees me and goes "Holy fucking shit !!....look at the size of THAT guy....he's HUGE !!!!"  So he turns and sees me, and you could see this guy visibly deflate....it was like somebody popped him. I actually felt bad for the guy he was so obviously shattered. He was with his girl and he was like "let's go honey" and she said "but we didn't even get a movie yet." and he rushed out of there .

My girl says "you're so mean!".....and i'm like "what the fuck did i do ??" and she says "you should have joined in the conversation...instead you let him make an ass out of himself by hiding and then popping out of nowhere"...... ??? Huh  ???


HaHahahaHahaaaaaaaaaa

your one insecure mofo homie.
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Master Blaster on May 10, 2011, 12:54:28 PM
gayer than quietly waiting in line for a 180 lb twink to finish a conversation right in front of the redbox

Mister Magoo
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Devon97 on May 10, 2011, 12:58:15 PM
Since when is a buck eighty "fairly big"

when you're che's height
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 10, 2011, 01:14:25 PM
your one insecure mofo homie.

How so ?

I did nothing, didn't say a word. I didn't laugh or grin or do ANYTHING.... i was going to return a fucking movie and there was a bigmouth ahead of me.

Truth is The guy is the insecure one. He made a real ass out of himself when he tucked tail and left. If that was me and I turned around and somebody bigger than me was standing there I would have said "look at this guy right here, he's even bigger than me...I'm sure he can tell you a few things." Why he reacted the way he did was retarded and makes the story IMO

PS                WHO"S THE WANG THAT CHANGED THE THREAD TITLE  >:(
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: mesmorph78 on May 10, 2011, 01:21:12 PM
 ;D

 Ive done this inadvertently before
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 10, 2011, 01:26:12 PM
;D

 Ive done this inadvertently before


 ;D  exactly.....i didn't do shit. I'm just reporting back to my fellow getbiggers of a high level ownage
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: dukey187 on May 10, 2011, 01:28:04 PM
your one insecure mofo homie.
No shit. gotta love groink and his tales of being an alpha male when in reality hes a just another juice head that thinks cause he carries some muscle that people will fear him ::) Also I thought you were 42 greg. how come you said you are 45 now?
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: OneMoreRep on May 10, 2011, 01:32:09 PM
I don't know why, but these kind of stories were hilarious to me when Squadfather used to tell them.

Maybe it's because I heard Squadfather before when he called in to Special Ed's show and his voice sounded pretty funny, I don't know..

"1"
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: no one on May 10, 2011, 02:59:48 PM


you know your really living the dream when you gotta come to an online message board to post about how big normal people think you are.

lol

need attention much?
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 10, 2011, 03:08:13 PM

you know your really living the dream when you gotta come to an online message board to post about how big normal people think you are.

lol

need attention much?

I'm done with you in case you haven't noticed.

Fire away...i'm bored with it
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Marty Champions on May 10, 2011, 03:13:35 PM
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on May 10, 2011, 03:18:18 PM


what's a trailer park figyar?
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage
Post by: epic_alien on May 10, 2011, 05:26:41 PM
How so ?

I did nothing, didn't say a word. I didn't laugh or grin or do ANYTHING.... i was going to return a fucking movie and there was a bigmouth ahead of me.

Truth is The guy is the insecure one. He made a real ass out of himself when he tucked tail and left. If that was me and I turned around and somebody bigger than me was standing there I would have said "look at this guy right here, he's even bigger than me...I'm sure he can tell you a few things." Why he reacted the way he did was retarded and makes the story IMO

PS                WHO"S THE WANG THAT CHANGED THE THREAD TITLE  >:(

well the way i see it, you made the ass out of yourself by giving a fuck about a teenage twink, then posting about on getbig. letting everyone know just how much you could care less about it,

anyway, how you doing dude? hows barcelona and devils martini  these days? still kicking it with the 30k millionaire club?
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: no one on May 10, 2011, 05:47:57 PM
I'm done with you in case you haven't noticed.

Fire away...i'm bored with it

I hadn't. thanks for the heads up. I'll be sure to carry on as usual just to keep you happy.
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Mr. Magoo on May 10, 2011, 05:49:05 PM
Mister Magoo

Mr. Magoo
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: polychronopolous on May 10, 2011, 06:16:21 PM
Mr. Magoo

  8)

THE most mistaken identity on getbig
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 10, 2011, 07:11:01 PM
well the way i see it, you made the ass out of yourself by giving a fuck about a teenage twink, then posting about on getbig. letting everyone know just how much you could care less about it,

anyway, how you doing dude? hows barcelona and devils martini  these days? still kicking it with the 30k millionaire club?

What does "Caring" and "giving a fuck" have to do with any of this?  You are really reaching here.

It was funny so I posted it.....way to read into something that's not there.
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 10, 2011, 08:02:55 PM
  8)

THE most mistaken identity on getbig

Not really....a troll is a troll.

The old Magoo was a penis puller, but he was a straight shooter...pun intended.

Zach wasn't a bad kid in the end
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Natural Man on May 10, 2011, 08:24:13 PM
how old are you again "groink" ?
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: chaos on May 10, 2011, 08:36:12 PM
Not really....a troll is a troll.

The old Magoo was a penis puller, but he was a straight shooter...pun intended.

Zach wasn't a bad kid in the end
Real.
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 10, 2011, 08:42:56 PM
how old are you again "groink" ?


Just spit it out already  ::)
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Mr. Magoo on May 11, 2011, 02:39:54 AM
Not really....a troll is a troll.

The old Magoo was a penis puller, but he was a straight shooter...pun intended.

Zach wasn't a bad kid in the end

I agree that Zach was a good guy

but come on, I'm not that bad am I?  :)
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Devon97 on May 11, 2011, 08:48:15 AM
So I was walking up to the Redbox to return a movie, and there was a guy there in a string tank, fairly big, in decent shape.....about 180 lbs.  But obviously much smaller and less impressive than The Mighty Groink.

And he's holding court with a couple of teens, really laying it on thick......SUPER full of himself as if he's Dorian Yates ....telling these kids how hard it is to get to "his level"...you gotta have the genetics and very few people can get "really big".

 And he's doing the standard 'I'm huge" dance...moving his arms a lot, flexing his traps and pecs constantly, looking at himself a lot

So as he's going on about himself and I'm kinda behind a couple of people with my girl and I'm just grinning and my GF rolls her eyes at me..... I mean this guy was putting on a show.

Then the line moves and one of the kids sees me and goes "Holy fucking shit !!....look at the size of THAT guy....he's HUGE !!!!"  So he turns and sees me, and you could see this guy visibly deflate....it was like somebody popped him. I actually felt bad for the guy he was so obviously shattered. He was with his girl and he was like "let's go honey" and she said "but we didn't even get a movie yet." and he rushed out of there .

My girl says "you're so mean!".....and i'm like "what the fuck did i do ??" and she says "you should have joined in the conversation...instead you let him make an ass out of himself by hiding and then popping out of nowhere"...... ??? Huh  ???


HaHahahaHahaaaaaaaaaa


And drug free to boot!  ;)
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: OptimusPrime1980 on May 11, 2011, 02:04:19 PM
bunch of grown as@# men....
jesus for god's sake...
you realllllllly showed him man!
you are like what nearing 40?


you do know that all our muscles are a temporary body armour that you lease?
you will have to lower the dose in the future, oh yeah wait not you, you are a natural freak... sorry
anyway, aging will take it away one day, and what you are left with is your personality and intelligence.
so...... if i where you i would start to worry.

Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 11, 2011, 02:08:02 PM
bunch of grown as@# men....
jesus for god's sake...
you realllllllly showed him man!
you are like what nearing 40?


you do know that all our muscles are a temporary body armour that you lease?
you will have to lower the dose in the future, oh yeah wait not you, you are a natural freak... sorry
anyway, aging will take it away one day, and what you are left with is your personality and intelligence.
so...... if i where you i would start to worry.


  Look..another one. This has to be some sort of record for faceless trolls that follow you around.
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: OptimusPrime1980 on May 11, 2011, 02:13:51 PM
please explain, why am i a troll, and without face.
i do not see your face anywhere?
and i am not the one that needs to tell tough guy stories on getbig.com to boost my ego....
you are a fu#$ing grown as# man.

was that story really the highlight of your day?
wow! nice life!


Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 11, 2011, 02:35:59 PM
please explain, why am i a troll, and without face.
i do not see your face anywhere?
and i am not the one that needs to tell tough guy stories on getbig.com to boost my ego....
you are a fu#$ing grown as# man.

was that story really the highlight of your day?
wow! nice life!




OK "Optimus"  ::)
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: dukey187 on May 11, 2011, 02:38:51 PM
please explain, why am i a troll, and without face.
i do not see your face anywhere?
and i am not the one that needs to tell tough guy stories on getbig.com to boost my ego....
you are a fu#$ing grown as# man.

was that story really the highlight of your day?
wow! nice life!



be happy that buttchin face doesnt post a pic. he looks a little special to tbo but maybe its from all the rec drugs he has and still does.
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: OptimusPrime1980 on May 11, 2011, 02:43:50 PM
hey, i am a transformers fan!
i am from the 80's....what can i do, can't all be mature like you!
but you have not answered my questions  "groink"
but seriously i am going to sleep.
looking forward to more of your nice stories....
goodnight man!
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: OptimusPrime1980 on May 11, 2011, 02:45:12 PM
be happy that buttchin face doesnt post a pic. he looks a little special to tbo but maybe its from all the rec drugs he has and still does.
lol!!!!!
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: TrueGrit on May 11, 2011, 02:47:03 PM
I agree that Zach was a good guy

but come on, I'm not that bad am I?  :)


I thought you were ZachG?
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Natural Man on May 11, 2011, 03:46:15 PM
OK "Optimus"  ::)
he stated what most people think of a 40 yo bragging on the internet about how kids are impressed by his "hugeness".

Are you so insecure you cannot deal with the fact adults on a public messageboard are going to comment your stupidity?
Title: Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
Post by: Mr. Magoo on May 11, 2011, 03:50:43 PM

I thought you were ZachG?

he's been gone over a year
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Reeves on May 11, 2011, 03:51:22 PM

 ;D  exactly.....i didn't do shit. I'm just reporting back to my fellow getbiggers of a high level ownage


And if it makes anyone here feel any better, Groink is bigger than me. 
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Lumberjack88 on May 11, 2011, 05:09:53 PM
Why so much hate for Groink? It's just a story that most of you will never experience, cause you don't look impressive enough.. Groink is one of the few guys on here that has proven to have a powerful, classic physique to back up the claims he makes, unlike most bullshitters who call him immature and insecure... no need to hate a guy that's enjoying his life while staying in shape...
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: newmom on May 11, 2011, 05:12:17 PM
Why so much hate for Groink? It's just a story that most of you will never experience, cause you don't look impressive enough.. Groink is one of the few guys on here that has proven to have a powerful, classic physique to back up the claims he makes, unlike most bullshitters who call him immature and insecure... no need to hate a guy that's enjoying his life while staying in shape...

exactly
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: cephissus on May 11, 2011, 05:18:15 PM
Why so much hate for Groink? It's just a story that most of you will never experience, cause you don't look impressive enough.. Groink is one of the few guys on here that has proven to have a powerful, classic physique to back up the claims he makes, unlike most bullshitters who call him immature and insecure... no need to hate a guy that's enjoying his life while staying in shape...

they're jealous
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Alex23 on May 11, 2011, 05:32:25 PM
Why so much hate for Groink? It's just a story that most of you will never experience, cause you don't look impressive enough.. Groink is one of the few guys on here that has proven to have a powerful, classic physique to back up the claims he makes, unlike most bullshitters who call him immature and insecure... no need to hate a guy that's enjoying his life while staying in shape...

LOL Just wonderful... the guy is just standing there, not saying a word smiling alphaly but without pretention and... BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

still manages to destroy egos!

Doesn't get more laid back alpha than that.. no wonder all the faceless gimmicks on here won't get off his nuts... they do it out of envy/admiration ;D
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 11, 2011, 05:37:55 PM
he stated what most people think of a 40 yo bragging on the internet about how kids are impressed by his "hugeness".

Are you so insecure you cannot deal with the fact adults on a public messageboard are going to comment your stupidity?


Yes...I'm the insecure one here  ::)

Not the twenty people trying soooooo fucking hard to get under my skin, for whatever their reason is......LOLOLOL
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: chaos on May 11, 2011, 05:47:37 PM
I like the new thread title. :)
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 11, 2011, 05:56:50 PM
I like the new thread title. :)

Yeah...these mods are real comedians around here
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Alex23 on May 11, 2011, 06:02:49 PM
>smiling alphaly
>alphaly

lololollollool

Stay positive Xerxes... here's how to do it:

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=375463.0;attach=412904)
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Kulutues on May 11, 2011, 06:08:58 PM
I wish I was there so I could rip your arms off and fuck your GFs holes with them
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: dukey187 on May 11, 2011, 08:06:32 PM
LOL Just wonderful... the guy is just standing there, not saying a word smiling alphaly but without pretention and... BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

still manages to destroy egos!

Doesn't get more laid back alpha than that.. no wonder all the faceless gimmicks on here won't get off his nuts... they do it out of envy/admiration ;D
why do you stick up for greg but rip on him under your gimmicks. like you did with josh? your life really that pathetic? good thing your shooting blanks cause the world doesnt need another dumpy mutt.



low sperm count speed
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: EL Mariachi on May 11, 2011, 08:09:49 PM
haha how old are you like 45 damn

you do the same only on a messageboard
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 11, 2011, 08:47:32 PM
why do you stick up for greg but rip on him under your gimmicks. like you did with josh? your life really that pathetic? good thing your shooting blanks cause the world doesnt need another dumpy mutt.



low sperm count speed

I highly doubt he does, I think he gets a bad rap with the supposed gimmicks..

and even if he did it would just be ANOTHER pussy who is such a little twat that they are afraid to tell me their true opinion of me "to my face", so to speak, so they take shots at me from a different account than their main one.

 Bunch of little bitches, LOLOLOL.

I have some not too flattering opinions myself of some regulars around here too, so I do one of two things....I tell them exactly what I think, I've done it plenty of times..... or I keep it to myself if i think the online "friendship" is worth preserving.

What i DON'T do is create another account and talk shit about the person, you fucking fairys  :)
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: chaos on May 11, 2011, 08:56:33 PM
you fucking fairys  :)
LOL ;D
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Alex23 on May 11, 2011, 09:39:43 PM
I highly doubt he does, I think he gets a bad rap with the supposed gimmicks..

and even if he did it would just be ANOTHER pussy who is such a little twat that they are afraid to tell me their true opinion of me "to my face", so to speak, so they take shots at me from a different account than their main one.

 Bunch of little bitches, LOLOLOL.

I have some not too flattering opinions myself of some regulars around here too, so I do one of two things....I tell them exactly what I think, I've done it plenty of times..... or I keep it to myself if i think the online "friendship" is worth preserving.

What i DON'T do is create another account and talk shit about the person, you fucking fairys  :)

... everyone wants to topple the top dogs, none have the guts to even try with their face out... instead hide behind accounts, post lies over lies..  I take as little bits of affection; for someone to make shit about stuff I can't even make up myself, extremely in their cerebrum...
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: OptimusPrime1980 on May 12, 2011, 01:04:58 AM
haha how old are you like 45 damn

you do the same only on a messageboard
exactly!
he is doing the same thing...
telling everybody , man i am huge!!!
i owned this kid in a redbox place.... wow i am a tough guy!
just like the kid he was ´owning´
and when i said something about his immature behaviour, i am a troll! lol!
groink you started a thread ´redbox ownage, i am huge´!! if you do not want people telling you what they think,
do not start a thread!!!
so again i ask you, why am i a troll , and a faceless one, since you have not answered my question yet.
and try to answer my question without name calling this time.
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: Firemuscle on May 12, 2011, 01:19:42 AM
 Groink is a dom top.

 Ownage is what he does best.

 He will prolapse your anus with no fuckin mercy.
Title: Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
Post by: _bruce_ on May 12, 2011, 01:45:07 AM
Buttchin  :D