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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #75 on: May 10, 2011, 08:42:56 PM »
Quote from: uberman on May 10, 2011, 08:24:13 PM
how old are you again "groink" ?


Just spit it out already  ::)
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Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
« Reply #76 on: May 11, 2011, 02:39:54 AM »
Quote from: Groink on May 10, 2011, 08:02:55 PM
Not really....a troll is a troll.

The old Magoo was a penis puller, but he was a straight shooter...pun intended.

Zach wasn't a bad kid in the end

I agree that Zach was a good guy

but come on, I'm not that bad am I?  :)
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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #77 on: May 11, 2011, 08:48:15 AM »
Quote from: Groink on May 09, 2011, 10:51:21 AM
So I was walking up to the Redbox to return a movie, and there was a guy there in a string tank, fairly big, in decent shape.....about 180 lbs.  But obviously much smaller and less impressive than The Mighty Groink.

And he's holding court with a couple of teens, really laying it on thick......SUPER full of himself as if he's Dorian Yates ....telling these kids how hard it is to get to "his level"...you gotta have the genetics and very few people can get "really big".

 And he's doing the standard 'I'm huge" dance...moving his arms a lot, flexing his traps and pecs constantly, looking at himself a lot

So as he's going on about himself and I'm kinda behind a couple of people with my girl and I'm just grinning and my GF rolls her eyes at me..... I mean this guy was putting on a show.

Then the line moves and one of the kids sees me and goes "Holy fucking shit !!....look at the size of THAT guy....he's HUGE !!!!"  So he turns and sees me, and you could see this guy visibly deflate....it was like somebody popped him. I actually felt bad for the guy he was so obviously shattered. He was with his girl and he was like "let's go honey" and she said "but we didn't even get a movie yet." and he rushed out of there .

My girl says "you're so mean!".....and i'm like "what the fuck did i do ??" and she says "you should have joined in the conversation...instead you let him make an ass out of himself by hiding and then popping out of nowhere"...... ??? Huh  ???


HaHahahaHahaaaaaaaaaa


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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #78 on: May 11, 2011, 02:04:19 PM »
bunch of grown as@# men....
jesus for god's sake...
you realllllllly showed him man!
you are like what nearing 40?


you do know that all our muscles are a temporary body armour that you lease?
you will have to lower the dose in the future, oh yeah wait not you, you are a natural freak... sorry
anyway, aging will take it away one day, and what you are left with is your personality and intelligence.
so...... if i where you i would start to worry.

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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #79 on: May 11, 2011, 02:08:02 PM »
Quote from: OptimusPrime1980 on May 11, 2011, 02:04:19 PM
bunch of grown as@# men....
jesus for god's sake...
you realllllllly showed him man!
you are like what nearing 40?


you do know that all our muscles are a temporary body armour that you lease?
you will have to lower the dose in the future, oh yeah wait not you, you are a natural freak... sorry
anyway, aging will take it away one day, and what you are left with is your personality and intelligence.
so...... if i where you i would start to worry.


  Look..another one. This has to be some sort of record for faceless trolls that follow you around.
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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #80 on: May 11, 2011, 02:13:51 PM »
please explain, why am i a troll, and without face.
i do not see your face anywhere?
and i am not the one that needs to tell tough guy stories on getbig.com to boost my ego....
you are a fu#$ing grown as# man.

was that story really the highlight of your day?
wow! nice life!


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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #81 on: May 11, 2011, 02:35:59 PM »
Quote from: OptimusPrime1980 on May 11, 2011, 02:13:51 PM
please explain, why am i a troll, and without face.
i do not see your face anywhere?
and i am not the one that needs to tell tough guy stories on getbig.com to boost my ego....
you are a fu#$ing grown as# man.

was that story really the highlight of your day?
wow! nice life!




OK "Optimus"  ::)
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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #82 on: May 11, 2011, 02:38:51 PM »
Quote from: OptimusPrime1980 on May 11, 2011, 02:13:51 PM
please explain, why am i a troll, and without face.
i do not see your face anywhere?
and i am not the one that needs to tell tough guy stories on getbig.com to boost my ego....
you are a fu#$ing grown as# man.

was that story really the highlight of your day?
wow! nice life!



be happy that buttchin face doesnt post a pic. he looks a little special to tbo but maybe its from all the rec drugs he has and still does.
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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #83 on: May 11, 2011, 02:43:50 PM »
hey, i am a transformers fan!
i am from the 80's....what can i do, can't all be mature like you!
but you have not answered my questions  "groink"
but seriously i am going to sleep.
looking forward to more of your nice stories....
goodnight man!
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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #84 on: May 11, 2011, 02:45:12 PM »
Quote from: dukey187 on May 11, 2011, 02:38:51 PM
be happy that buttchin face doesnt post a pic. he looks a little special to tbo but maybe its from all the rec drugs he has and still does.
lol!!!!!
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Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
« Reply #85 on: May 11, 2011, 02:47:03 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Magoo on May 11, 2011, 02:39:54 AM
I agree that Zach was a good guy

but come on, I'm not that bad am I?  :)


I thought you were ZachG?
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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #86 on: May 11, 2011, 03:46:15 PM »
Quote from: Groink on May 11, 2011, 02:35:59 PM
OK "Optimus"  ::)
he stated what most people think of a 40 yo bragging on the internet about how kids are impressed by his "hugeness".

Are you so insecure you cannot deal with the fact adults on a public messageboard are going to comment your stupidity?
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Re: REDBOX OWNAGE
« Reply #87 on: May 11, 2011, 03:50:43 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on May 11, 2011, 02:47:03 PM

I thought you were ZachG?

he's been gone over a year
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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #88 on: May 11, 2011, 03:51:22 PM »
Quote from: Groink on May 10, 2011, 01:26:12 PM

 ;D  exactly.....i didn't do shit. I'm just reporting back to my fellow getbiggers of a high level ownage


And if it makes anyone here feel any better, Groink is bigger than me. 
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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #89 on: May 11, 2011, 05:09:53 PM »
Why so much hate for Groink? It's just a story that most of you will never experience, cause you don't look impressive enough.. Groink is one of the few guys on here that has proven to have a powerful, classic physique to back up the claims he makes, unlike most bullshitters who call him immature and insecure... no need to hate a guy that's enjoying his life while staying in shape...
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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #90 on: May 11, 2011, 05:12:17 PM »
Quote from: Lumberjack88 on May 11, 2011, 05:09:53 PM
Why so much hate for Groink? It's just a story that most of you will never experience, cause you don't look impressive enough.. Groink is one of the few guys on here that has proven to have a powerful, classic physique to back up the claims he makes, unlike most bullshitters who call him immature and insecure... no need to hate a guy that's enjoying his life while staying in shape...

exactly
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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #91 on: May 11, 2011, 05:18:15 PM »
Quote from: Lumberjack88 on May 11, 2011, 05:09:53 PM
Why so much hate for Groink? It's just a story that most of you will never experience, cause you don't look impressive enough.. Groink is one of the few guys on here that has proven to have a powerful, classic physique to back up the claims he makes, unlike most bullshitters who call him immature and insecure... no need to hate a guy that's enjoying his life while staying in shape...

they're jealous
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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #92 on: May 11, 2011, 05:32:25 PM »
Quote from: Lumberjack88 on May 11, 2011, 05:09:53 PM
Why so much hate for Groink? It's just a story that most of you will never experience, cause you don't look impressive enough.. Groink is one of the few guys on here that has proven to have a powerful, classic physique to back up the claims he makes, unlike most bullshitters who call him immature and insecure... no need to hate a guy that's enjoying his life while staying in shape...

LOL Just wonderful... the guy is just standing there, not saying a word smiling alphaly but without pretention and... BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

still manages to destroy egos!

Doesn't get more laid back alpha than that.. no wonder all the faceless gimmicks on here won't get off his nuts... they do it out of envy/admiration ;D
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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #93 on: May 11, 2011, 05:37:55 PM »
Quote from: uberman on May 11, 2011, 03:46:15 PM
he stated what most people think of a 40 yo bragging on the internet about how kids are impressed by his "hugeness".

Are you so insecure you cannot deal with the fact adults on a public messageboard are going to comment your stupidity?


Yes...I'm the insecure one here  ::)

Not the twenty people trying soooooo fucking hard to get under my skin, for whatever their reason is......LOLOLOL
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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #94 on: May 11, 2011, 05:47:37 PM »
I like the new thread title. :)
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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #95 on: May 11, 2011, 05:56:50 PM »
Quote from: chaos on May 11, 2011, 05:47:37 PM
I like the new thread title. :)

Yeah...these mods are real comedians around here
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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #96 on: May 11, 2011, 06:02:49 PM »
Quote from: Xerxes on May 11, 2011, 06:00:40 PM
>smiling alphaly
>alphaly

lololollollool

Stay positive Xerxes... here's how to do it:

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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #97 on: May 11, 2011, 06:08:58 PM »
I wish I was there so I could rip your arms off and fuck your GFs holes with them
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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #98 on: May 11, 2011, 08:06:32 PM »
Quote from: Alex23 on May 11, 2011, 05:32:25 PM
LOL Just wonderful... the guy is just standing there, not saying a word smiling alphaly but without pretention and... BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

still manages to destroy egos!

Doesn't get more laid back alpha than that.. no wonder all the faceless gimmicks on here won't get off his nuts... they do it out of envy/admiration ;D
why do you stick up for greg but rip on him under your gimmicks. like you did with josh? your life really that pathetic? good thing your shooting blanks cause the world doesnt need another dumpy mutt.



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Re: Redbox Ownage - I am huge
« Reply #99 on: May 11, 2011, 08:09:49 PM »
haha how old are you like 45 damn

you do the same only on a messageboard
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