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Title: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: dseiler on May 09, 2011, 02:02:08 PM
You went to bed last night and you were 200 pounds.

You woke up and tipped the scale at 300 pounds.

Besides killing yourself, going on an all meth diet or getting your jaw wired shut, what would you do?

Is is possible to get some fitness and nutrition answers for this one?  ;D
Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: Benito Mutumbo on May 09, 2011, 02:10:26 PM
All pillows & sheets
Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 09, 2011, 02:13:48 PM
Get up, go to the bathroom, load up on GH and trenbolina, go back to bed, wake up the next morning and BOOOOM......problem solved. You'll be a huge and shredded 200 again - GH15
Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on May 09, 2011, 02:16:52 PM
Get up, go to the bathroom, load up on GH and trenbolina, go back to bed, wake up the next morning and BOOOOM......problem solved. You'll be a huge and shredded 200 again - GH15


I wish !!!!!
Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: dseiler on May 09, 2011, 02:19:27 PM
Get up, go to the bathroom, load up on GH and trenbolina, go back to bed, wake up the next morning and BOOOOM......problem solved. You'll be a huge and shredded 200 again - GH15

Tempting, but too expensive. Rather cycle carbs and train. Thoughts?
Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 09, 2011, 02:19:28 PM
So does GH15!
Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: smoothasf on May 09, 2011, 02:40:07 PM
Funny a month ago I finished running 10iu of growth a day for 2 months. With test and tren 600 mgs of it a week. I went on holiday and came back 20pounds heavier and fat. Can't put fat on with growth and tren my ass
Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: Hulkotron on May 09, 2011, 02:43:33 PM
A calorie is a calorie.
Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: dukey187 on May 09, 2011, 02:46:52 PM
Funny a month ago I finished running 10iu of growth a day for 2 months. With test and tren 600 mgs of it a week. I went on holiday and came back 20pounds heavier and fat. Can't put fat on with growth and tren my ass
Sounds like youre on the same regimen that nasser has the king on.









Team king googly eye
Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: Papper on May 09, 2011, 03:01:08 PM
You start posting on Getbig.
Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: dseiler on February 05, 2015, 08:15:41 AM
Haha, bump for the newer members.
Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: funk51 on February 05, 2015, 08:21:47 AM
cut the salt down...
Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: _aj_ on February 05, 2015, 08:27:24 AM
After the 15 flush, 50-coiler, I will be back to 200, no problem.
Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: Weedlejuice on February 05, 2015, 10:12:13 AM
waking up at 300lbs is a bad thing all of a sudden

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Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: Pray_4_War on February 05, 2015, 10:37:03 AM
In order...

*I'd go to the doctor get my thyroid checked and do some bloodwork to make sure that there isn't something going on.

*I'd keep my diet lean.  Chicken, fish, broccoli, sweet potatoes, nuts, a little fruit and some other misc veggies.

*I'd drink a ton of water and limit liquid calories.

*I'd switch into cardio mode and get on the treadmill twice a day and try to burn off as many calories as I could.

*I'd do full body workouts 3x per week.

*I would repeat this for as long as it took.

*Then, I would get the women.  9's and 10's only.  Raw dog.
Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: dseiler on February 05, 2015, 11:26:18 AM
In order...

*I'd go to the doctor get my thyroid checked and do some bloodwork to make sure that there isn't something going on.

*I'd keep my diet lean.  Chicken, fish, broccoli, sweet potatoes, nuts, a little fruit and some other misc veggies.

*I'd drink a ton of water and limit liquid calories.

*I'd switch into cardio mode and get on the treadmill twice a day and try to burn off as many calories as I could.

*I'd do full body workouts 3x per week.

*I would repeat this for as long as it took.

*Then, I would get the women.  9's and 10's only.  Raw dog.

Brilliant.
Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: loco on February 05, 2015, 11:35:17 AM
It's okay.  Many men go to sleep single and wake up with a wife, two kids, a dog, a cat, a mortgage and a minivan.  They think "What the heck just happened?  I just wanted to get laid."
Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: wes on February 05, 2015, 11:56:06 AM
You went to bed last night and you were 200 pounds.

You woke up and tipped the scale at 300 pounds.

Besides killing yourself, going on an all meth diet or getting your jaw wired shut, what would you do?

Is is possible to get some fitness and nutrition answers for this one?  ;D
Your point   ???
Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: dseiler on February 05, 2015, 11:58:24 AM
Your point   ???

Hypothetical. Just curious to here some of the crazier responses, because you know there would be good ones in there too!
Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: wes on February 05, 2015, 11:59:57 AM
Hypothetical. Just curious to here some of the crazier responses, because you know there would be good ones in there too!
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;D
Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: pedro01 on February 05, 2015, 06:08:41 PM
You went to bed last night and you were 200 pounds.

You woke up and tipped the scale at 300 pounds.

Besides killing yourself, going on an all meth diet or getting your jaw wired shut, what would you do?

Is is possible to get some fitness and nutrition answers for this one?  ;D

I'd post on Getbig about being 299lbs at 2% bodyfat within 3 days.
Title: Re: Woke up fat, now what?
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 05, 2015, 06:12:38 PM
It's okay.  Many men go to sleep single and wake up with a wife, two kids, a dog, a cat, a mortgage and a minivan.  They think "What the heck just happened?  I just wanted to get laid."

and a back seat full of groceries from da fukkin' Price Club