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Title: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: DK II on May 23, 2011, 02:05:15 AM
http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/most_recent/indigo3g_what_to_expect

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"Fix dysfunctional fat cells so they work correctly... check.

"Maximize glucose and nutrient uptake in muscle... check.

"Release fat-cell contents and begin burning up the freed fatty acids... check.

"Prevent nutrient storage in fat cells... check.

"Okay, now what? What am I supposed to feel or notice?"

 ::) ::) ::) ::)


Has anyone ever tried their products?

Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: wes on May 23, 2011, 02:11:57 AM
That`s the exact same checklist I use with every meal or supplement I ingest !!

 ::)
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: Schmoe Buster on May 23, 2011, 02:13:20 AM
I cant wait to hand over my money for that ::)
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: DK II on May 23, 2011, 02:15:57 AM
That`s the exact same checklist I use with every meal or supplement I ingest !!

 ::)


I wouldn't even bother with it, but their claims are always fuckgin ridiculous:


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Want to train every day?

No problem.

Want to train 3 times per day, 6 days a week?

If you have the time and can put out the effort, the ANACONDA™ formula will easily handle any training demand you can throw at it.

And this is for a protein powder with creatine in it....  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: DK II on May 23, 2011, 02:17:04 AM
Forgot to mention, if you train 3 times a day six times a week, you will have to spend a few thousand bucks on supplements each month, lol.
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: wes on May 23, 2011, 02:21:50 AM
Forgot to mention, if you train 3 times a day six times a week, you will have to spend a few thousand bucks on supplements each month, lol.
I spend at least that right now training only 5 x a week!!!!!!!
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: Deicide on May 23, 2011, 02:25:23 AM
I spend at least that right now training only 5 x a week!!!!!!!

Religion of Peace.  ::)
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: Schmoe Buster on May 23, 2011, 02:29:03 AM
Forgot to mention, if you train 3 times a day six times a week, you will have to spend a few thousand bucks on supplements each month, lol.

LOL, if we want to train 3 times per day then we can just shoot 1cc Test suspension before each workout and swallow a few Halotestin tabs, then we get our pump on ;D
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: DK II on May 23, 2011, 02:30:34 AM
I spend at least that right now training only 5 x a week!!!!!!!

Yeah well, everything that goes over 20.000 US $ for protein per month, i have to ask my wife for permission.  :'( :'(

Glad though she doesn't get it sometimes when i tell her the protein/creatin mix is ONLY creatin, so i can spend another 5000$ on that.  ::) ::) ::)


On a serious side note, if you would spend the money on steroids, HGH and sushi instead, HOLY SHIT.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 23, 2011, 02:31:14 AM
http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/most_recent/indigo3g_what_to_expect

 ::) ::) ::) ::)


Has anyone ever tried their products?


Stimulate money transfer from wallet to bullshitcompany.......ch eck.
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: Schmoe Buster on May 23, 2011, 02:32:22 AM
Stimulate money transfer from wallet to bullshitcompany.......ch eck.

Shitting all of product out of arsehole into toilet.......check
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: DK II on May 23, 2011, 02:36:48 AM
LOL, if we want to train 3 times per day then we can just shoot 1cc Test suspension before each workout and swallow a few Halotestin tabs, then we get our pump on ;D

works also a lot better, lol.
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 23, 2011, 02:36:55 AM
Shitting all of product out of arsehole into toilet.......check
End of BS thread.............check .
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: Maldoror on May 23, 2011, 02:40:44 AM
Biotest is total shit. You couldn't pay me to take that stuff. 
Goddamn their marketing writeups piss me off... Pure snakeoil salesman techniques...



Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: DK II on May 23, 2011, 02:51:29 AM
Biotest is total shit. You couldn't pay me to take that stuff. 
Goddamn their marketing writeups piss me off... Pure snakeoil salesman techniques...





I don't expect commercials to be honest, but the fuck they are writing is ridiculous.

Also that Thibadibadoo guy who's promoting their stuff, very funny.
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: _bruce_ on May 23, 2011, 03:15:22 AM
Fantastic product - buy at all cost!
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: DK II on May 23, 2011, 03:19:05 AM
Fantastic product - buy at all cost!
;D ;D ;D

post a pic, you must be a monster.
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: Deicide on May 23, 2011, 03:26:10 AM
;D ;D ;D

post a pic, you must be a monster.


Warum aehneln manchmal japanische Kanji traditionellem Chinesisch und manchmal vereinfachtem?

Beispiel:

龍 traditionell 龙 (vereinfacht)

国 vereinfacht 國 (traditionell)

Es waren doch getrennte Bewegungen in dem jeweiligen Land, oder? ???
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: DK II on May 23, 2011, 03:46:21 AM
Warum aehneln manchmal japanische Kanji traditionellem Chinesisch und manchmal vereinfachtem?

Beispiel:

龍 traditionell 龙 (vereinfacht)

国 vereinfacht 國 (traditionell)

Es waren doch getrennte Bewegungen in dem jeweiligen Land, oder? ???

Keine Ahnung.
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: Deicide on May 23, 2011, 03:49:30 AM
Keine Ahnung.

Scheisse...wie kann ich sowas herausfinden?

Ich finde das Thema faszinierend!
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: DK II on May 23, 2011, 03:51:47 AM
Scheisse...wie kann ich sowas herausfinden?

Ich finde das Thema faszinierend!

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ky%C5%ABjitai

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Langzeichen

Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: Deicide on May 23, 2011, 03:58:07 AM
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ky%C5%ABjitai

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Langzeichen



Danke. Ich hatte keine Ahnung, dass Japan 1946 diese Schriftreform durchgefuehrt hat!
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: Luolamies on May 23, 2011, 05:08:49 AM
If they ever would make a "groundbreaking/non BS" product nobody would buy it because of these ridiculous claims.


PS. HMB still feel like deca...
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: Krankenstein on May 23, 2011, 05:11:01 AM
;D ;D ;D

post a pic, you must be a monster.


I think you missed the sarcasm in that members post.
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on May 23, 2011, 05:33:13 AM
I was --> this <-- close in making a thread dedicated to this new scam a few days ago. They are going crazy for this shit! They had to get on their knees and beg so they would be sent this snake oil for free in a flashy container. It's good target group control and manipulation, I give them that.

Also that Thibadibadoo guy who's promoting their stuff, very funny.

If he gains 20 pounds of muscle with every new magic formula, why does he still look like shit?
Title: Re: New snake oil from T-Nation
Post by: DK II on May 23, 2011, 06:12:21 AM
I was --> this <-- close in making a thread dedicated to this new scam a few days ago. They are going crazy for this shit! They had to get on their knees and beg so they would be sent this snake oil for free in a flashy container. It's good target group control and manipulation, I give them that.

If he gains 20 pounds of muscle with every new magic formula, why does he still look like shit?

Despite that he's on steroids and doesn't even need all that stupid supplements.

I mean, if they would sponsor me and i get all that crap for free, i would say it works.  ;D ;D

I think you missed the sarcasm in that members post.

I think you missed the joke in my post.  ;)