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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Rearden Metal on May 23, 2011, 07:08:02 AM
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So, do I just show up oiled and in my thong ready to see the show? How do I get tickets to this event? Any Getbiggers wanna shoot some SEO and slam an insulin shake after prejudging?
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Hank would be upset to see his life's work degraded to such a vain exhibition. You should be bridges, track, engines; changing the world...not posing for schmoes.
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Hank would be upset to see his life's work degraded to such a vain exhibition. You should be bridges, track, engines; changing the world...not posing for schmoes.
Where is Mr. Wood these days?
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he's @ Lee's Muscle Fantasy Camp
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he's @ Lee's Muscle Fantasy Camp
LOL
Seriously, how do I get tickets? Me and my homo training partner want to see the pageant.
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LOL
Seriously, how do I get tickets? Me and my homo training partner want to see the pageant.
There's no website?
Ask Bob Cicherillo. He is the Athelete's Rep and will probably MC this show. He'll hook you up.
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There's no website?
Ask Bob Cicherillo. He is the Athelete's Rep and will probably MC this show. He'll hook you up.
Bob is good peoples. I know you get into it with him but he's cool in my book.
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Where is Mr. Wood these days?
...it was a reference to Hank Rearden, not Hank wood.
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Bob is good peoples. I know you get into it with him but he's cool in my book.
In mine as well. I give him a hard time for clips like the one with the yellow Lambo in which he and the whole act reeks cheesiness. I also give him flack for his horrid taste in clothes. And for sidestepping issues and twisting shit or avoiding direct answers. Other than that he is a nice guy. I am sure I would get along with him.
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...it was a reference to Hank Rearden, not Hank wood.
Wow, I need to actually read what people write.
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LOL
Seriously, how do I get tickets? Me and my homo training partner want to see the pageant.
Did you check ticketmaster or livenation? Its prob sold out by now, you may have to resort to a scalper who was on his game.
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LOL @ sold out. There will be 5000 empty seats, and more at prejudging.
I have a feeling Kai is going to bring a new standard at this show. I want to witness the fruitfucker change the game.
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LOL @ sold out. There will be 5000 empty seats, and more at prejudging.
I will paypal you $50 to write to 'ticket to schmoefest' in rainbow colors and video tape yourself using it to get in to the night show.
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I will paypal you $50 to write to 'ticket to schmoefest' in rainbow colors and video tape yourself using it to get in to the night show.
I'd probably get booted out, which would suck. But I'm down for similar video shenanagins.
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I'd probably get booted out, which would suck. But I'm down for similar video shenanagins.
Really oil and lube your butthole, also make sure that your glutes are so shiny, that they can used as mirrors. Add a hint of spearmint down there...on your front, a dash of Davidoff's "Cool Water"...practice that "come hither and fuck me" look...and add copious quanities of Vaseline to the insides of your cowboy boots...before you enter, tweek your nipples...
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Really oil and lube your butthole, also make sure that your glutes are so shiny, that they can used as mirrors. Add a hint of spearmint down there...on your front, a dash of Davidoff's "Cool Water"...practice that "come hither and fuck me" look...and add copious quanities of Vaseline to the insides of your cowboy boots...before you enter, tweek your nipples...
Dude. No. You jumped the shark right thar.
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LOL @ sold out. There will be 5000 empty seats, and more at prejudging.
I have a feeling Kai is going to bring a new standard at this show. I want to witness the fruitfucker change the game.
Obviously, you've never been there....
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LOL @ sold out. There will be 5000 empty seats, and more at prejudging.
I have a feeling Kai is going to bring a new standard at this show. I want to witness the fruitfucker change the game.
There aren't 5,000 seats at the venue. It is held in Tribeca, at the Borough of Manhattan Community College in their auditorium, which is also where the Tribeca film festival is held. The event is actually a pretty decent one. I attend every year with my partner and sometimes hang out with a few of the promoters after the show.
I was there when Bob won his contest and was posing immediately outside (area behind the stage where the contestants had their posing and oil room). He had a great day that day and his wife was a very gracious woman, taking his pictures immediately after the prejudging and also after his win. Like I said, beautiful couple.
The NY PRO does get sold out very easily. The auditorium probably holds about 1-2,000 people and I've seen it get roughly over 1,200 easy.
You have to remember that each competitor has many people coming to see them (family, friends, admirers, lovers etc.). Also, all of the major bodybuilding magazines show up to the events and the supplement companies also line themselves up inside the building with their fitness models promoting their products and giving free stuff away.
Just the fitness models alone attract a large number of fans.
You guys should truly check it out.
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Obviously, you've never been there....
Actually, I've competed at the tribeca theatre 3 times (early 2000's). I wasn't aware the NY Pro was moved there since I haven't been to a pro show in many years.
And shame on you, Bob. You keep forgetting the chocolate cake I bought you, big fella.
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There aren't 5,000 seats at the venue. It is held in Tribeca, at the Borough of Manhattan Community College in their auditorium, which is also where the Tribeca film festival is held. The event is actually a pretty decent one. I attend every year with my partner and sometimes hang out with a few of the promoters after the show.
I was there when Bob won his contest and was posing immediately outside (area behind the stage where the contestants had their posing and oil room). He had a great day that day and his wife was a very gracious woman, taking his pictures immediately after the prejudging and also after his win. Like I said, beautiful couple.
The NY PRO does get sold out very easily. The auditorium probably holds about 1-2,000 people and I've seen it get roughly over 1,200 easy.
You have to remember that each competitor has many people coming to see them (family, friends, admirers, lovers etc.). Also, all of the major bodybuilding magazines show up to the events and the supplement companies also line themselves up inside the building with their fitness models promoting their products and giving free stuff away.
Just the fitness models alone attract a large number of fans.
You guys should truly check it out.
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OH COOL SO WHERE DO I GET TICKETS.
I really do want to go. I'll buy you and your guy a banana and Bob a cheeseburger.
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Actually, I've competed at the tribeca theatre 3 times (early 2000's). I wasn't aware the NY Pro was moved there since I haven't been to a pro show in many years.
And shame on you, Bob. You keep forgetting the chocolate cake I bought you, big fella.
Mmmm...chocolate cake! Thanks bro!!
Yes, the pro show has been there for a few years now, and is always packed to the back....
Come on down....
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Mmmm...chocolate cake! Thanks bro!!
Yes, the pro show has been there for a few years now, and is always packed to the back....
Come on down....
So I can just show up and you'll let me in, right?
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OH COOL SO WHERE DO I GET TICKETS.
I really do want to go. I'll buy you and your guy a banana and Bob a cheeseburger.
You can purchase tickets at the front door as has been customary.
You don't need to purchase my partner and I a banana. I promise you that if you saw my condo a few blocks away, you would understand that we are in no need of bananas.
We have an entire dungeon filled with sexual paraphernalia. We even have a swing in one of the rooms in case you'd like to stop by ReHardened Metal.
Many of your "favorite" pros have made their way to our condo after the NY PRO. Our prize money is significantly higher than the show's top prize.
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You can purchase tickets at the front door as has been customary.
You don't need to purchase my partner and I a banana. I promise you that if you saw my condo a few blocks away, you would understand that we are in no need of bananas.
We have an entire dungeon filled with sexual paraphernalia. We even have a swing in one of the rooms in case you'd like to stop by ReHarden Metal.
Many of your "favorite" pros have made their way to our condo after the NY PRO. Our prize money is significantly higher than the show's top prize.
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I doubt my ass is worth Bay's tier 1 asking price.
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I doubt my ass is worth Bay's tier 1 asking price.
We sponsor both amateurs and wannabes alike.
We will gladly offer you a contract if you meet the standards we set forth. Just make sure to show up with your shopping bag in hand and with something a little less revealing than what the competitors wear on stage and we will give you a fair chance.
I know you think it's all a joke, but for a struggling bodybuilder that still lives out of mom's basement, we offer a pretty good deal.
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We sponsor both amateurs and wannabes alike.
We will gladly offer you a contract if you meet the standards we set forth. Just make sure to show up with your shopping bag in hand and with something a little less revealing than what the competitors wear on stage and we will give you a fair chance.
I know you think it's all a joke, but for a struggling bodybuilder that still lives out of mom's basement, we offer a pretty good deal.
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I don't think it's a joke. I don't really care what people choose to do with their money or penises. I just can't imagine anyone paying ME for sex.
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I don't think it's a joke. I don't really care what people choose to do with their money or penises. I just can't imagine anyone paying ME for sex.
Who the hell would pay anyone for sex?
We don't NEED sex from a bunch of boys.
We are bodybuilding enthusiasts that support the sport. Some men decide to pose on a stage for over 2,000 men in order to POSSIBLY take home a prize of $10,000 or less.
We instead bring the show home and within the comforts of our bedroom, have the same men pose in front of our bed, as we admire their talents. We don't masturbate or touch them or even ask them for anything. We just enjoy watching from the comforts of our own home.
We do offer a premium if you pose nude, but NO ONE will touch you. My partner has a huge penis, as do I. Most bodybuilders have very small penises. I don't need to reach out to anyone for another penis. We do appreciate a good posing routine with seductive music being played (A'la Melvin Anthony), but that's the extent of that.
This view of some greasy homosexual that masturbates as a man poses in front of him within a bathroom stall is clearly not the truth. Those kind of schmoes are the dangerous types that will do more than just watch you pose as they jerk away.
We are High-End sponsors that like to get sneak previews before the competitors hit the stage.
NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS.
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Who the hell would pay anyone for sex?
We don't NEED sex from a bunch of boys.
We are bodybuilding enthusiasts that support the sport. Some men decide to pose on a stage for over 2,000 men in order to POSSIBLY take home a prize of $10,000 or less.
We instead bring the show home and within the comforts of our bedroom, have the same men pose in front of our bed, as we admire their talents. We don't masturbate or touch them or even ask them for anything. We just enjoy watching from the comforts of our own home.
We do offer a premium if you pose nude, but NO ONE will touch you. My partner has a huge penis, as do I. Most bodybuilders have very small penises. I don't need to reach out to anyone for another penis. We do appreciate a good posing routine with seductive music being played (A'la Melvin Anthony), but that's the extent of that.
This view of some greasy homosexual that masturbates as a man poses in front of him within a bathroom stall is clearly not the truth. Those kind of schmoes are the dangerous types that will do more than just watch you pose as they jerk away.
We are High-End sponsors that like to get sneak previews before the competitors hit the stage.
NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS.
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Oh, gotcha. Well, I still don't qualify, I am bloofy americano who can't pose for shit.
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Oh, gotcha. Well, I still don't qualify, I am bloofy americano who can't pose for shit.
Fair enough.
At least you are honest and not a liar like many young men that never make it past the doorman.
I hope one day you decide to compete again, this sport needs more honest men.
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Fair enough.
At least you are honest and not a liar like many young men that never make it past the doorman.
I hope one day you decide to compete again, this sport needs more honest men.
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So tickets are at the door only? I'm driving a bit, don't want to be turned away after all the effort.
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So tickets are at the door only? I'm driving a bit, don't want to be turned away after all the effort.
see if someone can get you tickets before hand. That would suck to drive all that way to not get in
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BTW wasn't that show called Night of the Champions or is that another one ??
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see if someone can get you tickets before hand. That would suck to drive all that way to not get in
I don't fucking know anyone who goes to Pro Thongfests. Can YOU get me tickets? I need 2. The guy I'm going with will make rainbows shoot out of your vagina. That should be motivation enough.
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I don't fucking know anyone who goes to Pro Thongfests. Can YOU get me tickets? I need 2. The guy I'm going with will make rainbows shoot out of your vagina. That should be motivation enough.
omg WTF...
I was just in NYC over the weekend. Ya should of told me sooner ya bonehead..About this friend of yours ;D
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omg WTF...
I was just in NYC over the weekend. Ya should of told me sooner ya bonehead..About this friend of yours ;D
Every girl openly fawns over him. He's oblivious. My GF, my friends GF's, single girls, everyone. I'm training him for a show in October and looking to see if we can get him a supp contract. He's got the look.
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Every girl openly fawns over him. He's oblivious. My GF, my friends GF's, single girls, everyone. I'm training him for a show in October and looking to see if we can get him a supp contract. He's got the look.
send me his picture and let me take a gander ;D. How is the GF? You better be doing right by her
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send me his picture and let me take a gander ;D. How is the GF? You better be doing right by her
I bang her no less than an hour a day. Sound good?
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I bang her no less than an hour a day. Sound good?
oh that's TMI my friend. ;)
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oh that's TMI my friend. ;)
Pic sent. Have fun clicking the buttons.
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Pic sent. Have fun clicking the buttons.
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Quit straying off topic.
So there is nowhere to buy tickets online, I gather?
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Quit straying off topic.
So there is nowhere to buy tickets online, I gather?
oh shaddup
http://www.bevfrancis.com/
call the number
you should go to the Europa in Hartford in July
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Hartford blows!!
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Hartford blows!!
zip it old man
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oh shaddup
http://www.bevfrancis.com/
call the number
you should go to the Europa in Hartford in July
Sure, I'll go to that too, although it will suck compared to the NY Pro lineup I'm sure.
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Sure, I'll go to that too, although it will suck compared to the NY Pro lineup I'm sure.
perhaps but some friends of mine went to the show and expo in hartford and said it was pretty good
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zip it old man
:-*
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what's Bob's new outfit for the NY Pro this year?
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what's Bob's new outfit for the NY Pro this year?
Zoot suit with ironed on eagle/dagger and words like "honour" and "afflicted" sloppily written on it.
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I promoted 2 Eastern USA' s there.
The venue hold almost 900 seats . with comps and sponcers maybe 800 to sell. Only losers with nothing to do on Menoral Day weekend will be seen there. Pediction :half filled
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I promoted 2 Eastern USA' s there.
The venue hold almost 900 seats . with comps and sponcers maybe 800 to sell. Only losers with nothing to do on Menoral Day weekend will be seen there. Pediction :half filled
That was a hell of a Freudian slip Bonham.
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just show up, i am sure they will have plenty left over, this isn't the world series you are going to.
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You can purchase tickets at the front door as has been customary.
You don't need to purchase my partner and I a banana. I promise you that if you saw my condo a few blocks away, you would understand that we are in no need of bananas.
We have an entire dungeon filled with sexual paraphernalia. We even have a swing in one of the rooms in case you'd like to stop by ReHardened Metal.
Many of your "favorite" pros have made their way to our condo after the NY PRO. Our prize money is significantly higher than the show's top prize.
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OMG the truth comes out!!! ty !!!
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Who the hell would pay anyone for sex?
We don't NEED sex from a bunch of boys.
We are bodybuilding enthusiasts that support the sport. Some men decide to pose on a stage for over 2,000 men in order to POSSIBLY take home a prize of $10,000 or less.
We instead bring the show home and within the comforts of our bedroom, have the same men pose in front of our bed, as we admire their talents. We don't masturbate or touch them or even ask them for anything. We just enjoy watching from the comforts of our own home.
We do offer a premium if you pose nude, but NO ONE will touch you. My partner has a huge penis, as do I. Most bodybuilders have very small penises. I don't need to reach out to anyone for another penis. We do appreciate a good posing routine with seductive music being played (A'la Melvin Anthony), but that's the extent of that.
This view of some greasy homosexual that masturbates as a man poses in front of him within a bathroom stall is clearly not the truth. Those kind of schmoes are the dangerous types that will do more than just watch you pose as they jerk away.
We are High-End sponsors that like to get sneak previews before the competitors hit the stage.
NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS.
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WOW BUMP!!! awesome post!!! I bet you will be getting a lot of PM's very soon!
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I promoted 2 Eastern USA' s there.
The venue hold almost 900 seats . with comps and sponcers maybe 800 to sell. Only losers with nothing to do on Menoral Day weekend will be seen there. Pediction :half filled
Lmaoooo..